"I actually think josh S hates Chuck and SS loves him. I also think he's back and is purposely dismantling CB and propping up NB."
ME: This person... has never read an interview, has never watched an episode, has never read an article, a review, has never done anything outside her little bubble. It's the only explanation because... because it's the only explanation. Either that or the Kool-Aid. Yup, it must be the Kool-Aid.
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LOVE the pictures and that season 3 poster is classic.
LOVE it and it's very telling who is still the male lead of this show, the credits say it all. Not to mention the positions in that poster. this shows leads are Blake/Serena, Leighton/Blair, Penn/Dan and Chace/Nate.. I've always known this but it's nice to see it confirmed.
ME: I just LOVE how this person's line of vision works. She should have it medically checked, seriously. Because she's staring at the picture:And let me clarify that I totally dont blame her for skipping over LD because I did too, so she sees Chace, smiles, sees Leighton (all hail the Queen!), smiles, has momentary malfunction because she can't handle Ed-in-the-middle (while most women would LOVE that), wakes up from her malfunction and sees Blake and continues from there. Human malfunction induced by the Kool-Aid. It's fantastic when we see how they think, isn't it? It's kinda scary. In the 28-days kind of scary. DONT LET THE KOOL-AID GET IN YOUR EYES, KIDS!!!
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"She'll say that about whomever she's romantically paired with at that time. I do think she LOVES kissing Chace way more than Ed and her wiping her mouth after kissing Ed is proof."
ME: Once more, bitches. Let us start by WANKING you for stating anything wrong against the Queen. YOU DO NOT MOCK THE QUEEN, what the fuck is wrong with all of you!?? Ugh. Second, I cannot take the second part of your statement seriously as it's obvious from the footage when EL were kissing in 2.25 outside the Plaza Hotel that they were joking around. It's called having fun with your co-worker and keeping things light when he's practically got his tongue down your throat. Because otherwise you'll enjoy it a little bit too much. Dont worry, when a guy finally kisses you, you will understand and on a side note. Find me an article where The Queen has praised Nair the way she does Chair and I will personally apologize to you. Go on. Find me an article where she says Nate is the guy for Blair (the ONLY guy for Blair), I dare you.
That's all folks! :DI mean, we're all taking it pretty seriously. But, c'mon. That's Vanessa from "Gossiping Girlies" at a party somewhere stupid in New York last night
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"And class, that was the whorus erectus, and over here we have the douchebagian hipsterotopus... "
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not quite memorial day yet, whitey mcoutfit
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Hips Ahoy!
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South Pathetic
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Dreadnaught! It was smooth sailing after that.
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Tan much?
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"Has anybody seen my naval?"
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Zombie Megan Fox? Seriously though both are trannies
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"OK, Jess, now turn around so we can see the Dove Go Fresh ad on the back."
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the piranha haven't eaten her yet?
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I can't be-weave it.
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I love that everyone in the background is looking away hoping to find someone more famous or less orange.
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Wow, that picture has the whole food chain of the celebu-industrial-complex.
-Self important, striving narcissistic half-talent center piece cash machine
-Snooty, self-important, high strung, longing for a decent lay "publicist"
-Fanboys and girls all more interested in the arrival of the dwarf who played a Ferengi in the original Star Trek than the piece of ass right in front of them (hahaha!! and you all think WE are mean!)
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By the end the night I am sure she was surrounded by navel officers and non-commissioned semen.
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Siren Lures Sailors to Their Doom, Costars From Their Dudes
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Buster Brownish-Orange
"I know most of you will complain or be like NO WAY but i really want Vanessa and Chuck together. (let me first of all start by saying that it'll be a little more than MOST of us. Like a whole fucking lot.) I mean It was cute that at the end with chuck and blair, but to me they are so BORING! (...) God all it has been was them trying to make eachother say i love you. LIKE COME ON! And i dont know why you all hate vanessa, i mean in the beginning she annoyed the **** out of me, but when i see her and chuck scenes it makes me like her! (how? in what sense? where is the validity? where is your convincing argument? I get so disappointed when you all dont even try to convince me.) Im hoping a Chuck/Vanessa/Blaire triangle? With Vanessa and chuck ending up together of course (because that is as realistic as LD's weave)
Other couples on the show i want to happen is: Nate/Jenny Dan/...BLAIRE! I THINK IT WOULD BE AN AWSOME COUPLE, ahaha i really wanna see it happen, && THEY ARE GOING TO THE SAME SCHOOL TOGETHER... so maybe? eh eh ? (AAAAANNNDDDD the TRUTH comes out! I love it when they let themselves show who they really are! I just LOVE it. They can't help themselves, it just comes forth. A convinience shipper! LOVE THEM!)
I dont like serena i want her to be alone, i dont like her with anyone." (yeah, I can say the same for you)
ME: Bitches, I had to get my hands in this one, because it was too much to pass up. :D
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LOVEEEEEEEEEE NATE AND SERENA, NATE AND SERENA 4EVER THEY ARE DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!
Nate and Serena
Chuck and Vanessa
Dan and Blair <--- aha!! SPOTTED! ME: Convinience shipper #445,987 dont you just love them?
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Uhh he somehow found her scrap book under bed and she had no idea that's effing creepy... not to mention he apparently hadn't been in her room till 1x03 "That's what your bed looks like.." so we are supposed to believe some where between 1x03 and 2x24 he went into her room and through her things.. probably during 1x11/1x12 when he went all psycho on her for not wanting him back.
ME: ... I... someone find this person a new show. Maybe in TV Land or Cartoon Network, please?
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The only thing that didn't fail in the last eppie was Nate, he was no way in the wrong.. because low and behold it was Chuck chucking up Blair's prom like always so Nate was right. Chuck said he'd let her go, yet he couldn't help but interfere not to mention being such a creepy stalker.. going through Blair's crap is not romantic its borderline illegal. This episode only managed to solidify my utter distaste for the fail that is Chuck Bass I miss badass awesome Chuck, i'm sick of this Jesus wannabe trying to make Blair "happy", if he really wanted her to be happy her would have left her alone like he said he would.
ME: 'Chuck chucking up' - it's got a ring to it, doesn't it? I mean, I kinda like it, near borderline. Well, the moment he left her alone she left Nate so missions accomplished because staying in a relationship where people dont really love one another is just perfect, right? I just hope this person doesn't practice in real life what she preeches because she's in for some serious relationship problems.
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WHY don't they write vanessa an actual storyline that is unburdened by hot beverages? her tryst with chuck bass was so promising, but where did it leave her? in brooklyn, playing go fish with a fifteen(fifty) year old flame out named jenny humphrey on prom night! those dove commercials are not enough for jessica szohr!
ME: The answer is simple, my friend. Because we dont fucking care. That's why and the writers dont care about her story either or they wouldn't have yanked her around like a puppy in training during the last few episodes of this season. And TRUST me. The Dove commercials are more than enough. MORE than enough.
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The prom episode should have been epic, instead prom was not even the main storyline. I still don't understand why Nate & Blair broke up; that could have been done better. You suddenly don't want to be with him because you started dating in high school? Huh? And didn't Nate just buy them an apartment a couple weeks ago?
ME: She missed that whole episode where Blair is in love with Chuck and basically asked him to confess his feelings so she could leave Nate. I mean; this is the only explanation for this senile statement. She's just missed episodes. Like she's missed points in this storyline.
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Why did they have to ruin everything? NB were just perfect couple... I don't see Chuck and Blair together, they are better without each other or as "scheme"friends:D So what now, BC holding hands? ;/ I liked Chuck so much in season 1 as a womanizer, now I really dont;/ I miss season 1...and I regret that they made too many changes from the book, which is perfect and Blair Nate are actually main copule there!
ME: First of all, what does this ;/ mean? Because it looks like some strange new Kool-Aid inspired smiley-face that I'm not hip enough to know, you know? Yes, let us emulate the books where Nate is never sure who he wants and ends up leaving BOTH Blair and Serena. 'PERFECT'.
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(on the new Leighton interview)
You'll be able to see her with Dan when they have hot drunken study group sex. And I'm sorry but it actually kind of disappoints me that she's saying she's so supportive of a relationship that has been dysfunctional and unhealthy for the both of them. But then again, Leighton does have a tendency to spout the company line regarding who Blair is hooked up with at the time.
ME: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?? ARE YOU MOCKING THE QUEEN? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?? You think me and everyone else is going to sit there and take it just because she doesn't like your ship because she's got some fucking sense? Dan's first love is always going to be Serena and Leighton knows that. He'll always come back to her because it's the way he's been written now shove OFF and dont you dare mock the Queen again! FUCK! You can curse me all you like but you do not mock the Queen or my bebes, is this clear? Good, go sip on your angry!Kool-Aid!
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This entire conversation is GOLD. Just gold! I'm just bolding my favorite parts :D
"For serious though, I didnt have a problem with blair breaking up with him bc I knew that would eventually happen but I hated how she literally went from being sooo happy to being randomly sullen. That scene was so out of no where. And Nate needs to stop being mute, they never give him any dialouge anymore!"
"the whole thing was sooo contrived. She was over the moon and then in the next scene she's depressed. I knew the break-up was coming, but it should have been way more epic. We're talking like, five or six years of history between them here. The only other characters who have that kind of history are Serena and Blair, and they got a really great scene at the end of the episode. AND SERIOUSLY, WTF at Nate's muteness. You can't have a good break-up scene if only one person is doing the nonsensical talking"
"Come on Blair, you'll never find a guy as good as Nate! "
"or as hot as him! Chuck has a flat face and weird body hair!" (HAHAHAAAAAA)
"I don't know what she sees in Chuck - he's not attractive, nor is he a nice person! D:" (because Blair is a SWEETHEART)
ME: Aw, man! I'm so going to FUCKING MISS THEM!!! They're slowly dwindling away into nothing until one day you'll have the problem some of them have over at GG Insider. Where the last post in our favorite Nair thread is someone asking if there's any Nair fans left. She asked that yesterday EARLY morning and still no one has replied. Can one of you please go in there and at least PRETEND to like Nair like they PRETENDED to like Chuhobo? I mean, she can't possibly think they're all in vacation, can she? Can she???
