So we got the description for the finale and it's so ridiculously fun that we have to make fun of it! Plus, that's what we do here at the Kool-Aid. We make fun of things. (411, in case you're a newbie)
GRADUATION, GOSSIP GIRL DRAMA AND CLIFFHANGERS GALORE! — Gossip Girl decides to liven things up at the Constance Billard and St. Jude’s graduation by sending out a shocking and damaging email blast in the midst of the commencement ceremony, stirring Serena (Blake Lively) to come up with a plan of attack. The Mean Girls (guest stars Yin Chang, Nicole Fiscella, Amanda Setton and Dreama Walker) challenge Jenny (Taylor Momsen) to throw her hat in the ring to succeed Blair (Leighton Meester) as Queen Bee next year. Lily (Kelly Rutherford) and Rufus (Matthew Settle) struggle to repair their relationship after Lily’s betrayal. As for the cliffhangers, Blair and Chuck (Ed Westwick) finally…and Serena is shocked by…and Georgina (guest star Michelle Trachtenberg) decides to…and Dan (Penn Badgley), Nate (Chace Crawford) and Vanessa (Jessica Szohr) unknowingly….and it all happens in the series’ climactic season finale. Norman Buckley directed the episode written by Joshu! a Saffran (#225).
Ok. Time to guess what the fuck happens. Ready? Me and Cowgirl gave it our best
Blair and Chuck finally…
- Inca: OMFG, this is HARD!
- Cowgirl: I know! Do they finally... learn to drive?
- Inca: No, it's got to be something more. Do they finally fall off a roof after playing around in them so often?
- Cowgirl: Too tragic!
- Inca: Wear flannel?
- Cowgirl: THAT'S IT!!
- Inca: WE HAVE A WINNER!
- Inca: her sexual orientation!
- Cowgirl: that she DID kill someone!
- Inca: that her mother's a whore!
- Cowgirl: realizing that ALL this time she really loved Nate!
- Inca: Aaron reappearing out of nowhere
- Cowgirl: fuck, that's scary!
- Inca: i know, bad memory. Let's go with she DID kill someone!
- Cowgirl: GASP!
- Inca: fuck Serena!
- Cowgirl: holy shit!
- Inca: come as series regular and spice things up!
- Cowgirl: follow Jesus
- Inca: be an atheist!
- Cowgirl: scandalous!
- Inca: get a Brazilian wax!
- Cowgirl: ouch
- Inca: HAVE A THREESOME!
- Cowgirl: Bake together!
- Inca: HAVE A THREESOME!
- Cowgirl: Shave their heads AND their chests!
- Inca: (lol) HAVE A THREESOME!
- Cowgirl: Get written off the show!
- Inca: HAVE A THREESOME!
- Cowgirl: All simultaneously develop a crush on Chuck!
- Inca: HAVE A THREESOME!
- Cowgirl: WTF???
- Inca: HAVE A THREESOME!
- Cowgirl: fine, they'll have a fucking threesome. then she'll end up preggers and we wont know who the fucking daddy is!
- Inca: But at least they're shaved
It's the fact that these characters could *unknowingly* (if Dan was very very drunk, that is, as he is actually not a moron unlike the other two) have a threesome, that makes it gold.
ReplyDeleteI saw this and went WTF? Lamest episode description ever. They might as well write "Chuck and Blair probably do something and others will be there, too." It's so pathetic - and fuckin' hilarious. I love them, I really do, they bring me the lulz xD
ReplyDeleteSerena is shocked... by a shocking and damaging e-mail blast.
ReplyDelete...and THATS why this is my fav site ever!!!!
ReplyDeleteyou girls are fucking amazing!!!!!! ROTFL
Dan, Nate and Vanessa unknowingly… have a threesome and die.
ReplyDeleteThere! I fixed it for you! ;)
I love that twist!
ReplyDeleteSerena was funny as hell, really any of these could work for her.
ReplyDeleteMy vote is for Dan, Nate, and Vanessa to have a threesome and then get written off. At leas that will make them more exciting.
As for chuck and blair, as long as they're together i don't care what they do.
looooool XD you girls are hilarious!!!! <33
ReplyDeletenot even funny
ReplyDeletelove this site...
ReplyDeleteSerena is shocked by the identity of GG? But that's not as funny as your propositions xD
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