he loves me, he loves me not - HE LOVES ME!

This is getting COMPLETELY out of hand! I dont think I've been this spoiled since the day before 2.01. But hell this sneak peak is so much love that I dont mind at all :D




Blair: I love her, I LOVE her, I love HER?

*happy sigh*

Serenate braining each other's hairs and having heart-to-hearts... this sounds promising! :D

It's almost here!!!!

Can I hear a happy shout???

One the site note, can we once more state what a JOKE Nair was? I mean... where's the hidden camera because really... really? REALLY!

BLONDS have more fun!

SPOILERS!!

You made a potentially sarcastic remark about Gossip Girl's Serena and Nate happening. I need to know if there is anything to that remark, because I am more hopeful than I should be about Serenate finding their way back together. Please help! — Megan

MICKEY: Hope springs eternal, Megan! I will downgrade my previous sarcastic remark to say that the possibility of Serenate is alive and well through the end of the season. But Serena's season-finale suitor is someone entirely different — and surprising. If it's a happy ending you're looking for, forget it. Though Blair hears some magic words, her fall is looking increasingly shrouded in dread. Welcome to NYU B.

I know, we can't stop playing with Nate's name. He's too gullible to just let him be plain Nate. So. They're cock-teasing us with this Serena business because we know from spoiler pictures that she runs off with Carter. Yet I can't help but ask myself in a suspicious uncommon manner if I rather they do Serenate right rather than hook them up at the last moment in the season. Now, I know they teased us with this at the very end of last season and it amounted to nothing but I really am hopeful that this time they will finally give me Serenate. But I rather that they give it to me right. You know? I dont want a Nair-mesh up. I rather have the build-up. So, in reality, I rather she doesn't end the season with Nate like she did last time but running off with Carter and leaving the gentlenate alone might be better. As you all can see, here in KAG we are split as to what we want to do with Nate. I'm a Serenate fan, Inca tends to just like Nate gay but she's sympathetic towards the NJ movement. We dont mind, Nate is such a whore he can do anyone he likes (with the GRAND exception of Blair who belongs to Chuckles and the hobo-barista that put us to sleep).

So, if you like Serena like me vote in. If you dont, go away :P

(FYI, as you can see we're not worried about Chair. Every freshman gets worried before they start college. She'll get over it.)

poll by twiigs.com

the fight for the ARCHIBURN begins!

There's been like a sudden turn of events, hasn't there? I mean, it went from people arguing about NB/CB to people arguing over NS/NB/DS(CB). I mean. That's like multiplied right there!Out of control. I have a few favorites at the moment:

that's right . I start to feel of that. They are happy to have the biggest fanbase and want to screw everything up, especially about NB, I mean it is clear that what they care about is CB, and I'm shocked that they start to care about NS in all of a sudden. Besides that it is clear from the poll that NB are cutest and better than NS. sorry fans but this is the truth, NS are good as friends , don't lie to yourself pretending that they are awesomeand adorablde an blabla..... sorry for saying that NB NB NB for ever.. and those who said that N is around B to get to S, I think he was with her after broken up with B, so he can get to her easily if he really wants her , then hold your breath and stop playing around just to save CB, who I still believe that they are pretty good as friends not as a couple NB NB go

ME: This one took a moment to figure out, because it's mostly gibberish but I think she's rooting for NB, this much is clear and she is shocked - UPSET - by the SUDDEN turn of events towards NS. Because we saw NB coming all season long. I'm telling you, this little war of ours is about to get VERY interesting and we mean that in the best possible way. Pass the hobocorn!

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SERENA BELONGS WITH DAN... WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE

ME: WE'VE have been saying that about Chuck & Blair for fucking months and got not ONE INCH of sympathy from the majority of you Darenas. Now you're surprised that we dont defend you?

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DAN SERENA DAN SERENA WOHOOOO :D:D and ouf course King N & Queen B FOREVER!!!! <3

ME: Let the beginning of Convenience Shipping Part 2 begin!

ohhh and also I found the most HILARIOUS username EVER. Like EVER.

The name?

Ready for it?

"Nair Supplier"

Now, let us think about this for a moment. After you've stopped laughing. What does she supply? What is she trying to tell us with her username? Does she supply Nair the product (hair removal) or Nair the patched-up storyline being given out by the writers? Either way it's fucking hilarious, she wins best username hands down.

Let them fight for Nathaniel fucking Archiburn, we know better that to fight for that Natefused soul.

some things like couple swapping are INNEVITABLE

WHAT YA GONNA DO? WHAT YOU GONNA DO? WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN SERENATE COMES FOR YOU? WHAT YA GONNA DO? WHAT YOU GONNA DO? WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU?

Any Gossip Girl scoop? Nate and Serena aren't hooking up for season finale, right? — Daniel
No! That would never happen! I mean, Nate and Serena would totally be the least likely couple in all of Gossip-dom, especially considering their sleazy history. It would be totally unexpected, right? Plus, when I mentioned that the producers should fix Gossip Girl by dirtying up fuzzy bunnies Serena and Nate, it's not like the powers that be were listening. Right? Right?
from TV Guide

HAHAHAAAA!!!!! Sorry. But FUCK YEAH!! We told you Darenas to watch out, didn't we? You've been standing in the sidelines all these weeks as the Nair/Chair War raged on now it's YOUR turn to join the group! Nairers? I feel your battle has only JUST begun as now you will have to fight both the Darenas and continue fighting us. Here, have some more Kool-Aid and a shield. You're going to fucking need it.

They need to go through with it this time, they've hinted at it too much to leave it alone and the confirmation from The Savage that Darena is over - at least for the season being - makes me believe that Serenate is definetly the route they're going to take. I know Inca is going to be dissapointed that Nate and Eric will not be getting it on. :(

poll by twiigs.com

when life gives you lemons, make SERENATE

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE!

TALK TO US, PEOPLE. TALK.TO.US!

What is this talk about Leighton (all hail the Queen) stating that Natalie Archibald is STILL in love with Serena Van der Woodsen??!!!!

SOMEONE TALK TO US! WHAT'S GOING ON?? Send us details, we WANT to know!

Oh, this would be SO fantastic! JUST when we thought this show couldn't get more motherfucking CRAZY with the round-a-robin of ships THIS comes out!

And you DS'ers thought you all were NOT in the game. I have just one thing to say - YOU are BACK in the game! Yehaaw!!! The question is - are YOU going to get MOTHERFUCKING MAD NOW?? I just hope this leave this for S3, I dont think I can take Nate sucking face with anyone other than Eric right now. I think he needs to lay off girls. At least for a while.

ETA: Confirmation. Leighton DOES 'slip' that Nate loves Serena *omfg* while interviewing with Fallon last night as she tried to explain the relationships in the show. Slip of the tongue, Meester or a bit of juice for the season to come? Since we here at the KOOL-AID dont give a fuck what happens to Nate we might as well sit back with our Edemame and see what else they fuck this boy over it. Grazie!

juno-me-jenny

SHIP OF MY HEART!!!! YES!!

@#$%@&^&*% YES, BITCHES!! This is what we love! THANK YOU! I admit I had a soft spot for Nate/Vanessa (ONE episode doesn't count!) but we hates LADY DREADLOCKS so that died as fast as it was made and we're back to our original love: SERENATE!!

*pleads* wants this - we wants this!

I want my original four back in place, STOP FUCKING around, writers! Keep the Brooklynites OFF my screen! Now.

Back to Chair. Where are they? Are they fucking? Is everything being shot indoors because we're going to witness a morning-after scene? A little confirmation would go A LONG way through these HORRIBLE weeks of stupidity you've already filmed and can't go back and undo like the American Surgeon General would recommend. Really, this is for your own good.

On other news:

CECE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We LOVE you Cece, you nasty coniving SMART Van der Woodsen! Chuck is more your grandchild than Serena will EVER be! And you ALMOST made Cedric cry! WE LOVE YOU!

So we're speculating how they're going to pull off this 'she's not pregnant but HUGE' storyline and we've come to one conclusion. Lily. Eats. Jenny. That's it. That's the conclusion. Taylor-the-rebel has been nearly MIA lately so we're speculating that she's been swallowed WHOLE by Lily. It's possible, I've eaten bigger pieces of chicken.

Now can we just skip through the 4minute-mess and the jumping-Boston-shippers and go right into bliss? By BLISS we mean CHAIR, the non-Kool-Aid part of this show. :D