Friday, May 15, 2009

OMG we're like HAPPY!

You all are too gracious to me. TOO GRACIOUS! I mean, it's too EASY to wank her. I can't handle it! It's the best part of my day!

Let us take a look at the LD interview:




DO YOU SEE WHAT WE MEAN?? Verbal diarrhea! No, not promoting EJ at all. None. Give me a break, baby it's as obvious as your hair.

Now, let us take a close look at Leighton's (all hail the Queen!) face when this is mentioned:



HAHAHAAAA!!!! OH MY GOODNESS! I love it! She seeths for a moment, like us, but then turns a strained smile. Like 'yes, the bitch is all up on my face all the time and I fucking hate it and now you're asking me about it so thanks, dude, go pimp her ship'.

27 comments:

  1. LMAO! Leighton's face says it all!

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  2. The fact that you've chosen to take this gif of Leighton Meester out of context of the real video just to prove your point, like my dear Chuck would say, 'smells like desperation'. :)

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  3. you must love me, baby, you really must ;)

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  4. I dont know what I find more ridiculous. That this chick continues to get publicity or that people that already know this site is a special haven for those of us that hate her guts STILL come to read the posts. THAT smells like desperation. Stick to your own Jess-happy boards, Anon 8:50

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  5. What makes a person flirt with everyone she comes in contact?

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  6. @8:50

    Is that you, Jess? Or are you her publicist? Whomever you are, please let Ed know that he can do better. Please and thank you.

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  7. fuck me.
    why did you let me SEE that!
    UGH UGH UGH UGH *bangs head on wall*

    cant she STFU? OMG. FUCK ME I HATE EJ with passion! You diidnt warn me of PICTURES IVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE CAUSE I AVOID THEM! OMG OMG *CLOSES A BLIND EYE AGAIN GOES TO SHOCK THERAPY TO FORGET WHATEVER SHE HAD IN THE LAST FEW MONTHS*

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  8. Wow...this chick brings the irritating self aggrandizement to a whole new level. Cannot stand her.

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  9. I know! I got no warning either :(

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  10. UGH! how annoying is she? really?
    i can't stand her
    get her off my computer screen please!
    aaaw leighton's face <3

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  11. LD makes me and puppies and pandas everywhere cry.

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  12. I refuse to even watch it. She grates enough on the nerves by looking at the freeze frame.

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  13. I don't know which thing to focus on...that LD can't stop touching that poor interviewer guy who is clearly made uncomfortable by it, or that I didn't think I could find Leighton any cooler - but that smirk made me love her EVEN more.

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  14. Actually i'm really annoyed that this dude has the motherfucking NERVE to ask The Queen about Lady Dreadlocks WTF???? Hello??????

    And yes, warning would be nice!!!!!!!

    Can you please wank her in writing, so no one else has to see the vid?? That would be AWESOME!

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  15. wow my stomach turned =[ *not good* LMAO LEIGHTON IS AWESOMME...love her face!!! and did you hear that?? they "like eachother alot" not love!! wooooooooooo

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  16. i only really come on this site for the C/B commentary... the movie list you posted awhile ago was pretty ace... but, the jess hate borderlines distasteful. though, as you all already proven. i really can't change you guys from hating a real person that you hardly know. so whatever. go ahead and wank this for all i care. she's still sexing ed, and you really can't change that no matter how much you hate.

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  17. Oh, 3:56, I don't want to speak for our goddess hosts VB and CC but let me say...it's not that she's sexing Ed. It's really not, for a majority of us.

    It's that she's using her sexing of Ed to get publicity and boost her career. It's that despite her being just an awful actress they continue to let her weaken the show. It's that nothing on the show seems to be sacred in their efforts to pimp her and salvage her career. It's that feminism goes to die a bit every time she exploits her boyfriend and giggles. It's that she did everything in her power to pimp and play up a storyline that killed the show for a great number of people, and was so damn SMUG about it. It's that she's such a blatant attention whore who has been a big part in the destruction of a great show, and yet apparently is made of teflon. It's that we weren't allowed to speak out about her or the character at all in most places as many of us saw the show go down the tubes. It's that she's going to be front and center in season 3 despite killing every storyline she's ever touched.

    Feel free to screen or wank this mods, didn't mean to speak for you.

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  18. Honestly, if you don't want to read something, just don't read or ignore it. No one is forcing you to read or comment.

    Since she doesn't deserve another post. This is from E! Online.

    We just caught up with Jessica in New York and got the rundown of Vanessa's romantic future. Here's what she spilled:

    What's Up With Vanessa and Nate? Jessica tells us that V will get over Nate's dalliance with Blair sooner rather than later. According to Szohr, "Obviously, Vanessa's a little bit hurt because that's her boyfriend, but what comes around goes around, so I'm sure Vanessa will be all right."

    What About Vanessa and Dan? Could Danessa ever hook up? Jessica tells us, "I don't know if I could see Vanessa and Dan together because now that she's come back and accepted his loving Serena, and he's always there for her through so many things with Nate, I think they're just good friends. I don't know if they'll ever date. But it's Gossip Girl, so..."

    Will There Be More Between Vanessa and the Basshole? Jessica tells us, "Vanessa hates Chuck...that's what's fun about it. We'll see." Sounds like there could be more spiciness in store for those two, somewhere down the line...

    What About Vanessa and Lesbianism? Could V ever take up with one of the ladies if she exhausts the local supply of eligible bachelors? (Her sister Ruby is in a lesbian pub band...) "For the ladies? I don't know, maybe she will."

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  19. anon 3:56, we know things won't changw. :D It's just fun to poke fun at someone who tries so hard, thinks they're like omgwonderfulsunshine!, and really aren't.

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  20. re: comment at 4:22--She's STILL pimping CV? *head explodes* Doesn't this run counter to the 1005 damage control missions Savage has been running? Will you guys wank her for that please?

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  21. aww, jess was always shiny and happy and giggly before gossip girl entered her life. i never really even though that she's... using ed for publicity. because, really, EJ was a decision on both Ed's and Jess's parts. plus, you really can't blame her for the storylines. :/ vanessa's character has to be there. its the writers who chose to fuck everything up.

    also, its not like you're not allowed to do whatever wherever. this site is a clear example of free speech. yeah, i hate vanessa with a passion; but jessica's seems to be a pretty cool person. she kinda has to like vanessa, considering she plays that character. and if/ when she's asked about vanessa, its not like she'll say, "yeah, she's a horrible character i hope she dies." who does that? :P

    i hope i didn't sound bitter with the ed comment. i was just angry at all the hate, i guess.

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  22. It's funny that Ed keeps saying he's single and she's finally admitting their "relationship". They have to stay on the same page. I give it another couple of months.

    I love the look on leighton face.

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  23. 5:33 - So you're angry at all the hate, but you hate Vanessa with a passion??? I'm so natefused here...

    And YES, I DO HATE MOTHERFUCKING TROLL/LADY DREADLOCKS... She's annoying at no end, and she's a media whore... and I don't care if i sound bitter, but i hate her even more for screwing McEddie, he can do soooooo much better...

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  24. I looove Leighton... She made that video bearable to me!

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  25. Ok, this is how it goes and I'm stopping the conversation here as it is, ok?

    This is a social commentary site more than a fandom commentary site. When a newspaper trashes a US president for being an idiot and a redneck people praise it and stand behind it. Do we PERSONALLY know this person that is being criticized? No. We dont have dinner with them, we dont chill with them or hang out but we rally behind the commentary or become offended by it.

    When websites call Paris Hilton an idiot with no brain that is a very personal attack on a person we dont know personally either.

    When people trash Tom Cruise for being a controlling husband we're ok with it. These people are celebrities. Some will like them, some will be OK with them and some others will downright hate them. And we will talk about it; as much as we like. Jessica is also a celebrity and will be exposed to plenty of criticism as it is. What happens if in the future she gets a very public DUI? You think people wont say worse things? These are celebrities and it's an ugly business but it's the reality of things. This is the career the entire cast of the show chose.

    The only difference here is that those of you who come, as one of you said, for the CB commentaries and the non-Jess related comments most likely dont agree with half the shit we bitch about about anyways but you know what? That's OK. We're not here to change your mind and I'm pretty sure we're not going to change it. But please do no believe that you will change my mind or Inca's mind. And that's that.

    I need you all to be aware that half the shit we post about in this site is a heightened reality of what we most likely feel. You're not meant to take half the things we post about seriously, half the time we're being sardonic, we have a crude sense of humor but it's our way of expressing our current dissatisfaction with the show. It's our way of showing it.

    I do not want my readers to have to defend their comments, those of you who really come here for the entire thing. So, the only thing I can suggest to those of you who believe our anti-Jess rants are of poor taste is simply not to read it. We tag all of our entries for that reason. This is not meant as an apology but more as an explanation. I am not offending her fans, I'm attacking her and my distaste for her as a PUBLIC individual.

    And I am very much aware that no amount of bitching on my part will 'break them up' I'm not delusional; we are, as a lot of you understand, online personalities and let me emphasize that half the shit we post about we're not as angry about. This site is meant to be entertaining and really was never meant to be taken seriously. Please dont because to be honest with you we dont take ourselves very seriously; we laugh at most the shit we say because this show is for entertainment just like this site it. Have fun with it and love the bitching for fuck's sake! It's motherfucking friday!

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  26. I love Leight's expression! LMAO!

    She appears to not like CV very much
    or EJ! She's such a smart, beautiful girl!
    LOVE HER!!!

    I can't believe Jess just outed her and Ed! What a maroon!! that's not going to make him happy since he's been telling the press lately he's single. She's got the biggest mouth ever! UGGHH!

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  27. Okay, but what eff has she done to her wrist???? Are those layers upon layers of... bracelets? Watches? Both?

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