Question: Any new scoop on Gossip Girl? --Kathleen
Ausiello: One relationship won't survive prom night.
oh ausi!
This is when we realized that we were in some sort of religion or cult. Because they keep saying that the Second CB coming is coming and coming - any moment now - we must be prepared for it. The prophets keep talking, we keep waiting, CB-kissage icons at hand, ready to go at the blink of an eye and we wait and we wait until the very end when it's finally time! And all of our suffering will be worth it as you gave yourselves as sacrificial lambs for the writers to do what they wanted with you. But until then your eye must fucking twitch through ANOTHER Nairy kiss but WORRY NOT! CB IS COMING!
Because there will be wars, and tribulations and then you shall know that the coming is... coming and CB will rule once more, heaven and earth for a thousand years!
I think I just swallowed Georgina Sparks II. You see, this one was also dragged to the dephs of hell where they force you to watch NB/CV scenes OVER AND OVER.
Wow, this is the hard one. Let's see:
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Lily and Rufus relationship status is...
Chuck does not have a relationship (currently)
Dan - single
Vanessa - single
Jenny - single, kind of
Eric - not single, but then again, we never see him in a relationship
Dorota and Vanya - don't they dare!
Blair and Nate - could that be? Really? What a surprise! Didn't see this one coming.
at least he's on our side, can you imagine if he had ever gone "CV YAY"? we would've had to shoot him
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