.... I mean... she's not even trying now. She's not. I dont know where to begin. The organic tunic, the rastafarian weave, the cut-out boy short used to hold it, the dirty fingers... I dont know where to even begin.
Like really. If Ed ACCIDENTALLY kisses a homeless person in the street we really can't blame him. I've seen cleaner looking hobos in the streets. And they really expect me to buy the body wash she's promoting? How does this make sense? In what universe? Usually when you get contracted to be the face of a product you have to abide by certain guidelines (you know, like bathing and combing one's hair) but they're just letting her run free. If you had not been convinced to change your Dove products yet I hope this changes your mind.
I feel itchy. And dirty. And wondering what parts of the weave have fallen in the beer.
At least Ed looked amazing. We would've go on on Lady Dreadlocks but Ed takes the cake as he... encourages our imagination. I mean... where does the hand go to get warm?
Like really. If Ed ACCIDENTALLY kisses a homeless person in the street we really can't blame him. I've seen cleaner looking hobos in the streets. And they really expect me to buy the body wash she's promoting? How does this make sense? In what universe? Usually when you get contracted to be the face of a product you have to abide by certain guidelines (you know, like bathing and combing one's hair) but they're just letting her run free. If you had not been convinced to change your Dove products yet I hope this changes your mind.
I feel itchy. And dirty. And wondering what parts of the weave have fallen in the beer.
At least Ed looked amazing. We would've go on on Lady Dreadlocks but Ed takes the cake as he... encourages our imagination. I mean... where does the hand go to get warm?
Here, this will make you feel 10X better. Just as I thought I was over my fangirl obsession with Ed, I see this interview, and it's on again! He looks exceptionally sexy in this interview...and I can guarantee he says something you will enjoy :)
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKbofV0i8E0
PS. Not only is he sexy, he is quite witty too :)
Oh God!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMaybe she pass him the crabs!!! Ewww...
U jealous?
ReplyDeleteof his hand? Hell yes!
ReplyDeleteEd's grabbing his junk!!! "thud" This totally made my day!!
ReplyDeleteLD looks nasty! EWW!!!
I can't take it with her hair. I mean someone needs to tell her something, she has to have girlfriends or something. I think she doesn't have friends. She can't. I would tell my friend to stop the madness.
ReplyDeleteHe looks amazing!. It's annoying how masculine he is for a guy of his age! GOD!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI really didn't know which box to chose on this one, hence am leaving a comment. On one hand, Lady Dreadlocks/Hobo makes me ill so I want to boo or something to denote my hatred of her (and the fact that she's coming to where I live next weekend... grr) but on the other hand, Ed looks ridiculously good in his picture so I want to give it some love. Decisions, decisions.
ReplyDeleteSeriously though, whats going on with him? Why is he suddenly like 100% hotter (hey I loved him even when those Jamaica pictures came out so my love is beyond mere looks)? Every time I see him he's looking delicious--I really need a life.
Oh god, I normally try to stay away from the Jessica hate as I don't know her but really she should make more of an effort if she gets to go home with Ed Westwick... Jesus.
ReplyDelete"It's annoying how masculine he is for a guy of his age! "
ReplyDeletelolwut?
what does she have in her hair?
ReplyDeleteSomeone should really tell her that she looks like crap. I get it that sometime you don't want to get dress and sometimes you will look like crap. But she looks like that ALL the times, it getting out of control. Oh Ed, here's hoping you'll come to your senses. Oh and I got all giddy becasue of that picture.
ReplyDeleteI guess I'm jealous of his hand and the hobo.
damn, she looks a hot tranny mess! where is she getting all these Axl Rose headbands from? Ed, you could do so much better!
ReplyDeleteo sweet baby jesus ed is killing me here... i fuckin love him soooo much but yyy ed yyy HER!!!! that pic is damn shmexxyy too *thud*
ReplyDeleteOh, Jessica. That is a truly terrible look. I'm in the minority here in that I have zero problem with JS (though I despise Vanessa with the fire of a thousand suns and wish she would be written off the show...like, now), but she is looking rough here. She can be so pretty when she cleans herself up! There is no excuse for something like this!
ReplyDeletethe only nice thing i can say about her is that she has beautiful eyes. and that's where it stops.
ReplyDelete[also, am i the only one who did a cheryl cole looks more like leighton (cute and sexy), megan fox looks more like jessica (ok, fine - just the eyes) comparison in that ed interview, where he answered saying he prefers cheryl cole?? ..ok, so just my overworked imagination then...]
Wow, Ed is dating Pocahontas.
ReplyDeleteDamn...my LD Voo Doo Doll must be defective....she shouldn't have hair left!
ReplyDeleteAnd sadly, it's not like Jessica doesn't put any effort into dressing. She looks like that on purpose, which is all the more tragic.
ReplyDelete7.40 >>> LMAO.
ReplyDeleteyes. I agree. It must take time to make sure that thing doesn't come off her head, it takes time to slip that 'band' on it so it wont fall off. It's time consuming to look this bad. I just dont understand.
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