Thursday, May 21, 2009

upfront TALK



Lady Dreadlocks: OMG, did you hear I have a campaign!??
Taylor: Yeah. Whatever. I'm going through my teen angst.
Barbie: My shoes rock I just forgot the clothes. But I'm happy to be here. Yeah. I'm happy.
The Queen: I sport this dominatrix look because I can and I rock at anything and everything. Even as a blonde.
Taylor: Eww. Something touched me.
LD: It's my hair.
Taylor: That's hair? I could sing about this.
Barbie: I'm happy to be here, I'm so happy to be here!
LD: OMG, did you hear I'm going to get eaten by piranhas!??
The Queen: We heard.
Taylor: I'm just going through my teen angst.
Barbie: I'm happy to be here, I'm just so happy to be here!
LD: OMG, did you hear -
The Queen: for fuck's sake, we HEARD!
Tylor: I could sing about this.



LD: OMG, PICTURE TIME!! MONTAGE!
Paparazzi: Yeah, we got you, thanks, person.



LD: ONE MORE, ONE MORE!
Paparazzi: yeah... no, we got you already honey
LD: ONE MORE, ONE MORE!!!!!!



LD: HOW ABOUT THIS ONE? THIS ONE WORKS?
Paparazzi: yeah...
Paparazzi 2: who is she?



The Queen: Since no one is really looking this way; how about I grab your ass?
Barbie: I'm just so happy to be here!

ETA: Because we HAD to add this one. HOW CAN WE NOT???? MONTAGE!!



30 comments:

  1. OF COURSE the Queen is the one in the power suit and icy smile, who gets to take liberties with the hot leggy blonde. Should there be any doubt?

    I love Barbie and Taylor hear too. Three completely different kinds of awesomeness and girl power in a photograph...and one other thing.

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  2. omg. lol. i love that pic of leighton and blake.

    And ugh. Why oh why does she try so hard? It looks so ridiculous and pathetic. She really is just an attention whore. Ew.

    And i HATE it when people blow kisses to the camera. Just NO! It does not look "cute".

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  3. YOU ALL FORGOT THE BEST ONE!!!

    http://i43.tinypic.com/jkcfew.jpg

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  4. And this one

    http://tinypic.com/r/x3bhj9/5

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  5. Jessica just thinks she's the SHIZ now, doesn't she!!

    "I'm just so hot cause I'm dating Ed and getting ads and eaten by killer fish, and stuff!"
    LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!! LOVE ME!! LOVE ME!!

    UGHHHH!!!! I feel sick to my stomach! "GAGS"

    Blatant Bleighton Butt-grabbing! LMAO!

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  6. SWEET JESUS!! It gets worse - lmao!!!

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  7. my god she is such a try-hard and attention whore.

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  8. Shit, I can't view that one. Maybe I'm better off! lol

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  9. http://i41.tinypic.com/x3bhj9.jpg
    This should work

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  10. Thanks, Karen!

    EWWW!!! MY EYES!

    She's so obnoxious!

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  11. oh god, does it stop? She's hilarious

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  12. Have you heard about Ed CW upfronts as Chuck Bass?
    I guess this is a better news than LD strange attraction to cameras (we know she's like a wild animal) :D

    And in those photos the Queen rocks, as always...the last picture is too funny!

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  13. Is it me...or is she acting and starting to resemble Cruella DeVil in some pics?

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  14. of course we have! we know EVERYTHING! ;) Ed post later on because you know I need my Ed-fix.

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  15. god she looks effing riddiculous doesn't she. obviously reffering to dredlocks.

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  16. I know compliments of Jess aren't exactly common here ;) but I really do think she has a gorgeous face, she just ruins it with that FUCKING AWFUL weave. I don't know who is telling her that looks good but they must be smoking the same shit she is.

    To make up for the short, uncharacteristic burst of kindness: honey, this isn't America's Next Top Model. The faux fierce poses aren't going to cut it with people who have, you know, taste.

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  17. I want video of Ed as Chuck at the upfronts like NOW! "thud"

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  18. And then people ask why we don't like LD, ugh could she be anymore obnoxious? What the hell is wrong with her?

    Someone needs to punch her in the face. Isn't she suppose to be down-to-earth in real life or something. See she so using poor Eddie..

    All hail the Queen becasue she doesn't have to try to be gorgeous, she just is.

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  19. her lips look nasty in that last picture

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  20. so first i saw jess, and I was like...
    well, it could be worse.and i actually kinda like her dress...

    but then i saw those pictures of her posing for the camera, and i gagged a little bit.
    ewwwwie

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  21. i cant believe some ppl were actually saying that jess was the only one that looked good in these pics - i was like WHAT?! i dont know, each to their own i guess, but imho i dont like how jessica looks at all. look, as much as i dislike her i think she can look pretty if she wants - she just seems to have the worst taste when it comes to styling herself [and posing for the camera for that matter! i mean, WHAT IS SHE DOING?!]

    and as for the queen herself, could she be more perfect? she can work ANYTHING - from brown curls and pale skin to straight blond with a tan. i know this has been said many times over by many ppl, but i would turn lesbian in a heartbeat for her.

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  22. I love the group pic, poor Taylor is like turning away from LD (maybe she's afraid of the weave, can't blame her)and The Queen's eyes and body language says it all... ewww!

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  23. Taylor and Leighton rocked it as always! LD just looks cheap (as always). Why the hell people are snarking about Taylor's outfit and saying Jessica looked OMG SO AWESOME!!! I don't know. Don't know what's up with Barbie though. Love the color of the outfit and her shoes and she herself looks quite gorgeous but where'd the rest of the fabric go? And am I the only one who doesn't understand the popularity of one pieces? Are people too lazy to think up whole outfits these days?

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  24. Eewww... LD is so pathetic.... camera whore much

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  25. ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!

    AND OMFG. Why does LD look so old compared to any of the other lovely GG girls? I don't believe my computer screen is dusty so it MUST be her make-up that makes her look like she's 40 years older than Ed. WHY OH WHY ED? :( Or then again... her looking like she did in those photos... it's just natural :P LOLz

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  26. As much as it kills me to say it, this is the best LD has looked in a long time. Normally she's a complete mess, but this is actually, kind of okay. However those fucking poses are just ridiculous. Come on, you're 25 years old and at what is essentially a work function. Have some class.

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  27. I don't think LD knows what class is, 7:20.

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  28. check out the photos on popsugar, of LD at the after party. what is with the crop top!!

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  29. Wow. Taylor looks like shit.

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  30. Is it me or is there something so Jerri Blank about her? Only NOT awesome.

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