The romantic relationship you've been trying to establish with Chuck Bass, the extremely wealthy and arrogant son of business tycoon Bartholomew Bass, recently went up in flames. What did Chuck do to ruin what could have been a great match?
Excuse me, the relationship I'm trying to establish? Chuck Bass is the one obsessed with me, not the other way around. This isForbes--don't you guys have fact-checkers?
ME: HAHHAAAA!! I love our Queen and she's right. Check your facts, Forbes I have yet to see a relationship on my screen, dammit! PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF JUNIPER LEAVES LET ME HAVE IT!
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Nate Archibald's ex-girlfriend, struggling artist and barista Vanessa Abrams, recently compared herself to you. Do you agree imitation is the sincerest form of flattery?
Vanessa. Ew. I wish she would imitate me. But sadly the best she could ever hope to be is a cheap knock-off. The Forever 21 to my Prada. I feel bad for her. I really do. If she dropped dead I would totally participate in a moment of silence.
ME: We would too. We'll even have a vigil. I swear :D
Hey girls my friend made this video anti-nate
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It's Nate Bitch!! I Know that you love all the confused faces of Nate Archiballs!so I ho you like it :D
Nair Power is over!
Cb power Bitches!!!!!
oh I forgot Nate is a Whoreeeeeee!!
XoXo U rock Girls!!
oh god, i love leighton!!!! she's SO HILARIOUS and luvable!!! :D :D XD
ReplyDeleteed is heathcliff, omg please post about how big of an accomplishment that is!!
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I love so much that this is in Forbes! How badass is our girl to get an interview in a business mag. :) I'm so glad I didn't stumble across it in a professional setting because my squeals of delight might have been hard to explain. Blair *is* the queen of everything.
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