Thursday, April 30, 2009

let the WANKINGS begin!



They think they are which almost makes them cute. ALMOST! Now. Who is really to hear and WANK stupid people? Because I'm telling you, some of the ones featured today are out of their fucking mind. In a glorious way!



(witness the most insane conversation we've had the pleasure of capturing. Ridiculous people in their natural habitat!)

Am I the only one who thinks that these two had great chemistry? (no, you and your little friend agreed) I have never seen chuck show more concern for anyone than he did for elle. I know chuck is acting like he's all about blair now, but if elle asked him to give her another chance he would forget about blair in a heartbeat. (this one if just showing clear signs of being STONED. Just fucking stoned. She left the Kool-Aid behind a long time ago and has clearly moved to more damaging substances) I hated how they ruined elle's character (WHAT FUCKING CHARACTER?? Aaron had more fucking character!), but hopefully they will bring her back next season, and chuck can reunie with the most beautiful woman he's ever seen. (like really... you expect me to take you seriously?)

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I loved the Chuck and Elle storyline! The relationship itself wasn't incredibly compelling, but the storyline around it was terrific. Secret societies of the rich and powerful... a lustful obsession that shouldn't be...? It was very much like Chuck from the beginning of the season (like in "New Haven Can Wait" when he toyed with the Skull and Bones boys)! Admittedly, I'm a fan of Chuck/Blair but I do get sick of the butterflies and flowers that seem to be popping up in their relationship. (OMFG, HIT THE FUCKING DECK, PEOPLE! We're being ATTACKED by the fucking butterflies and the flowers and all the FLUFF in the Chair relationship!! Cowgirl? Cowgirl? She's dead! The giant butterfly killed her. Are you happy now?? Man! Can we get some angst here? Because all this fluff is just SOOOOO boring!) Chuck/Elle was a really refreshing change.It baffles me that people disliked the Elle/Chuck relationship when in the end, it's Elle who encourages Chuck to start fighting for Blair. (yeah, I can't imagine why either and yes that's fucking sarcasm, Butterfly-girl)

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"I just feel bad for Nate, yes I said it. He loves Blair, I mean he bought them an apartment for crying out loud. He also is the only girl he has said he loves. I just don't want him to get his heart broken at the end of this season. They'd better end on good terms. Or in my dreams not end at all..."


ME: Ok, let me wank you in steps, ok? Step 1 - he bought them an apartment after dating for TWO FUCKING EPISODE. Actually, one and a half. And you EXPECTED them to last? Step 2 - So Nate shouldn't get his heart broken though HE has broken the hearts of about three girls? Yeah, that's a good number. So it's ok for him to go around with a heart machete but it's not ok for him to cry? Grow fuck up. Step 3 - OF COURSE they'll end on good terms they all have to interact in their highly realistic show. And I suggest you stick to your dreams, it'll be healthier than posting this nonsense.

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"This episode was the best in a long time, seriously, I hate how people base their opinions of the episodes of CB, it's almost as if they ignore everything else"

ME: We ignore everything else because the writers do also. It's simple as that. They put in a lot of effort and time in making Chair this long and plotted out storyline and you still dont understand how we eat up what they give us?

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I love nair; I literally began shipping them on about the third page of the first book when you find out he slept with Serena. I had an incurable hatred for Serena, which has now tranfered to Chuck. I just want them to be left alone; all of their friends interfer!

ME: Because loving a relationship where the guy cheats on the girl with the best friend is the PERFECT thing to do. And like we're stated before, poor Nathaniel accidentally fell inside Serena's cunt. So it's totally explainable now.

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ROTFL ROTFL omfv someone needs to send all Ed fangirls on a one way trip to the moon. They are clearly on crack. As if I'd ever be jealous of that short fat dwarf who only gets laid for being on a tv show. It's because i'm devoid of jealousy that i can like the people i do. Johnny Depp is way more famous, rich, and beautiful than Ed could ever dream to be. So that just proves your hilariously weak theory wrong. plz GTFO of this thread deluded Ediots and stop embarrassing yourself. Unless you want to keep being mocked and laughed at by all of us here ROTFL. Then by all means go ahead and stay for our daily amusement haha. Tongue out

ME: ... And someone people doubt that these CHILDREN can be older than 12? Really? Read the idiot above because it that doesn't say pre-pubescent teen I dont know what does. How about if you want to CONTINUE being mocked and laughed by all the non-idiots that come here to read your stupidness and incredible immaturity you SHUT THE FUCK UP and go watch cartoons. Otherwise please continue and YOU will be our daily amusement. Stop crying, here's your Kool-Aid bottle again.


We have A LOT more wankings to do, you have NO idea, I'm just getting warmed up! :D

6 comments:

  1. I just had a vision of Ed as a dwarf and am currently wiping soda that went through my nose from my screen.

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  2. I had a really lousy day today and this post plus the Leighton/Ed really made my day.

    Elle had half ass scene and yet some people think she had alot to work with. I don't understand how a character like Elle can even have a fans. Nair fans... I love reading what they'll say next because everything that comes out of the months is crap.

    Really are they still beating up on poor Ed?

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  3. Who the fuck is Elle? As far as I'm concerned, those 2 episodes with Elle never happened - which is a shame, b/c episode 18 would have been great if not for her.

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  4. Oh, I cannot wait for more wankings. What I wouldn't give to through some of these Nair fans on a spit and roast them alive. Oh wait, then they'll be dead and I lose my amusement.

    I can't wait till the finale when they'll probably be emo and drowning in Kool-Aid.

    ~CT

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  5. Okay, addressing the last post.

    First of all, I resent the term fangirl. I think Ed is an amazing actor (far and away the best male on the cast) and I also find him (when he bathes and isn't contaminated by LD) to be extremely sexy, which doesn't make me some psycho fangirl. It pisses me off how people who defend Ed are called fangirls and penis-worshipers, while everyone else is free to like who they like.

    Next, I can't even take her seriously since she called him a fat dwarf. Am I the only one who has seen Ed's interviews as of late? He is most definitely not fat, and not a dwarf.

    Love the "Tounge Out" at the end, as if we needed any more proof of her age. Too funny

    Continue the wankings girls! They are brilliant!

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  6. HAHAHA. Oh, I just can't quit you two!

    "when in the end, it's Elle who encourages Chuck to start fighting for Blair."-- Yes, also known as the moment where the ratings went to die. Seriously, that was the most mean-spirited, egregiously miswritten glass of Kool-Aid until the horror that was ChuHobo came onto the screen.

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