Wednesday, May 6, 2009

and make her STUPID!



NOW THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT!!

I expect that even fans of Gossip Girl enjoy watching the show for all the backstabbing and criticism, and therefore don't even mind when a beloved character gets killed off or embarrassed or whatever else happens to rich, pretty people. So correct me if I'm wrong, but you'll be excited to see Jessica Szohr get eaten in Piranha 3D right?

Are you all very stoned??? WE'RE FUCKING ECSTATIC TO SEE HER EATEN!!! OMFG! It's a dream come true! PLEASE make it bloody and as gruesome as possible! Let me know if you need ideas! I have questions, of course. Will she be eaten with or without the weave? Because if it's with the weave I have some environmental concerns. There's other innocent little animals in the water whose life can be endangered by the synthetic hair.

God, this made my semi-sadistic soul happy! Maybe she'll love being a scream-queen and can leave my show alone! *prays*

10 comments:

  1. dude.... when the fuck did she become beloved?

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  2. idk but please kill her already

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  3. Ok as excited as I am for LD to get eaten... really I am. I would never see that movie, or would i?

    Of course fans would like to see her get killed off not only in this movie but in GG. Where are some people getting that A) JD is a major star and B) She a fan favorite on GG. I'm really confused. Was there a memo I didn't get? Oh she gets endorse by Dove, she a star now. *sarcastic*

    Sorry for the rant.

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  4. I'm telling you, it's a conspiracy to get the audience to like her and the more they try the more the majority dislikes her.

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  5. Every time those Dove commercials come on I scream "WHY WOULD I BUY ANYTHING YOU TELL ME TO?!?!?!?!?" at the TV. (And then maybe rant a little)

    Every. Single. Time.

    People around me have begun flipping the channel the *second* that commercial shows up. I'm kinda really proud of that! :)

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  6. conditional training. I like it.

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  7. Boy, her press machine is working overtime...They now how to "spin it". *rolleyes*

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  8. Ooops! know not now...

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  9. who's betting with me that she'll be the first to get eaten off? i mean she has to be! she cant even fucking act so what's the point in keeping her around ><

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  10. You want me to pay actual money to see an actress that I loathe and who cannot act? I picture Vanessa's horrible death every time she comes on the screen in GG. I don't need to support her career to do that!

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