in the face of TRUE LOVE

NEWSBREAK: FANDOM SOCIALITES COWGIRL AND GOSSIP GUY HAVE FORMALLY ANNOUNCED THEIR ENGAGEMENT EARLY THIS MORNING. THE TWO HAVE BEEN SHARING A SECRET AND EXTREMELY SCANDALOUS AFFAIR FOR THE PAST FEW MONTHS AND HAVE FINALLY DECIDED TO INFORM THEIR FRIENDS AND FAMILY ABOUT THIS NEW DEVELOPMENT.

Serious, how can we NOT want to marry him? The things that he says are swoon worthy and so darling that I'm ready to be one of those crazy bitches that buys her wedding dress before she finds the damn groom. Only I have found him so it's totally OK to buy a dress, right GG?

Let us take a moment and look back in time to the moments we just knew it was meant to be.

5. How will Chuck react to seeing Nate and Blair at the prom?
Gossip Guy: Probably with a couple of classic Chuck brooding stares, but Gossip Girl spoilers suggest he won't take any action. You're killing me Chuck.

1. What was your favorite Gossip Girl quote from the episode?
Gossip Guy: It may be the Chair fan in me, but I got all giddy through the whole scene where Chuck and Blair met up while she was spying. We'll give the best quote to Chuck Bass for noticing the beret and immediately asking who she's spying on.

3. Harder to believe: The distance between NYU and Columbia constituting a long-distance relationship, Lily and friends forking over cash in minutes in this economy, or any scene involving Vanessa?
Gossip Guy: Phew. I thought I was going to have to think about this and then you gave me the easy out. Definitely the useless Vanessa. Did we really need her pointless "I Never" scene? Ooh, she made the big reveal about Rufus not having enough money to send Dan to school. Big whoop. He knew that, retard. Did you not hear about his catering job?

5. Should Blair move in with Nate?
Gossip Guy: No way! Blair held Chuck's hand while they slept in the limo and that was way hotter than all her moments with Nate combined.

5. Will Chuck and Vanessa hook up again?
Gossip Guy: Excuse me, I had to just swallow the vomit that almost came up.

3. Do you feel bad for Vanessa?
Gossip Guy: Seriously? Next question.

4. Should Chuck have done as requested when Blair said "take me now," or did he handle the situation correctly?
Gossip Guy: Chuck, I admire that you were trying to do the right thing but you are a better man than I. Idiot.

2. Nate and Vanessa: Kind of cute, totally useless or both?
Gossip Guy: Totally useless. Personally I thought Nate was being cute with the little joke of sending the mask, but I think when you send it to Vanessa all humor and cuteness instantly convert to uselessness.

2. Can Derena's romance survive the love child twist?
Gossip Guy: You kidding me? Their love can't survive a little murder, their parents being former lovers, or a gust of wind. How are they possibly supposed to survive sharing a half-brother?