Sunday, May 10, 2009

CRAWFORD crafts it out

So apparently two types of Chaces have been seen lately parading about. Quite honestly both are disturbing to us as we know he's an extremely handsome guy. He's not my type but he's a lot of people's types. Especially if you've just hit puberty (or like Mr. Cullen). So let us study some of the 'looks' he's been sporting lately.



This is the Chace that showed up at the correspondence dinner at the White House. Cleaner but the hair is still there. And by there we mean EVERYWHERE. I dont know why, in all of God's apparent goodness, they dont wash this poor kid's hair. It's just always nappy-bangs-happy with him and it drives me insane. Just comb it. A bit. Just a bit. Thank you. But NOTHING compares to the coming atrocity.



I think my caption says it all. I made some research and apparently he's quite fine, didn't wander through any Saudi-desert but is actually in the middle of civilization. Which makes this look INEXCUSABLE!! I mean, we like you for your looks, or haven't you heard??? We'll stare at you, cause you're picture perfect. You dont need talent, you just stand there and look pretty. Hence comb it. Producers of this supposed movie: see the light for fuck's sake and let this boy bathe! You all are on the Kool-Aid for letting this happen and thinking to yourselves that it is good.

Happy Mother's Day, btw :)
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6 comments:

  1. UnknownMay 10, 2009 at 12:29 PM

    I didn't know which one to choose. lol.

    Someone mentioned that while Ed was in London Chace and LD were hanging out. So it seems she's rubbed off her nastiness on to him. Poor Chace.
    This is a very serious problem! I say the media should be notified immediately about this devastating health crisis that could affect any New Yorkers within an inch of her! Ed, Chace, and the rest of the cast should be quarantined, STAT! And it should be done before anyone else becomes infected!

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  2. AnonymousMay 10, 2009 at 1:07 PM

    Perhaps he's fighting PENN for the WOLVERINE ROLE!!

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  3. AnonymousMay 10, 2009 at 3:38 PM

    The nastiness is slowly spreading through the cast members, the only thing to do is get rid of LD before its too late and Our Queen stops washing, god forbid! This is far more serious than any flu

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  4. AnonymousMay 10, 2009 at 4:40 PM

    The LD virus is spreading! god it's worse than the swine flu. Fortunately Ed seems to have found the antidote as of late, let's hope he passes it around to Chace and Penn

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  5. AnonymousMay 10, 2009 at 5:33 PM

    He's been letting himself go ever since Ed dumped him for LD. Poor muffin...

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  6. AnonymousMay 10, 2009 at 8:29 PM

    Come on Chace being pretty is what you are good at. . . You should know better than to walk around looking like a hobo. . .

    But hell I would look like crap too if McEddie dumped me for that thing he calls a girlfriend.

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