NEWSBREAK: STUDIOS HAVE GREEN-LIT THE WOLVERINE PREQUEL STARTING PENN BADGLEY AS A YOUNG WOLVERINE. PENN HAS ALREADY BEGUN TO LET AS MUCH HAIR GROW EVERYWHERE IN ORDER TO LOOK THE PART OF THE YOUNG HUGH JACKMAN. MORE TO COME AT 11.
Usually we're quite OK with Penny; he stays in his corner and plays the girlfriend to the Barbie. We're quite fine with this but lately Penny has been looking on HOT MESS and in a bad way. We were STUNNED that he showed up as such to the Gala.
Yes, we're horrified. But apparently Penny believes himself to be the next young Wolverine. Props to him, just dont let Barbie believe that she'll be a young mistique, we see quite enough of her ladies as it is. I mean, I do feel sorry for the guy. He started out being the hearthrob of the show and lately he... let us just say that we forgot he was in the previous 2 episodes. Which makes it sad. If we gave a fuck. It's got to be though being in the shadow of Chuck Bass. I would start letting hair grow too.
Oh, Penn. You poor, sad soul. My favorite part is that, just as soon as he realizes that he has been outshined by Ed, he starts going around claiming he is bored with his role and above it. And saying he should have played Chuck Bass. Transparent, much?
ReplyDeleteWe can tell you're bored, Penn. Maybe you'd get better story lines if you started trying to look a little more interested.