Tuesday, May 12, 2009

if not tomorrow next MILLENNIUM



Yes. Apparently they'll have a comeback. And by they I mean 'Nairers' who are sending out warning signals to the world, warning us of their impending second (or is it the 3rd, I can't keep up) coming. Here are some nice warning signals sent out to the world:


:( it's so sad. I like NB and I'm sure they're not over for good because it wasn't a mutual decision but now i'm so excited about CB. I hope their reunite will be amazing :)

ME: Multi-shippers.... ugh. We HATES multi-shippers. Apparently this one will have time in the future to enjoy the back and forth between Nair and Chair because you know, it's so healthy for the characters.

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you are the very definition of an immature Chair fan! There are so many of u that you put me to ashame as a GG fan. This was a not 2 seond break up.... it was a 2 minute break up, BIG DIFFERENCE! Oh and Nate and Jenny were a blip, not Nair. Anyways, I'm glad they ended on good terms and it was a sad yet nice ending to them. As long as they had the kiss in the snow and were both prom queen and King....... I'm very happy

ME: You see, this is my problem with Nair fans. They are, inherently, settlers. The majority of them are. You see, the reason we Chuck/Blair fans are in such a rage during the past weeks is because we DEMAND proper build-up. We DEMAND a good storyline. Nothing rushed, nothing patched up and nothing out of the blue. On the other side of the spectrum you all seem willing to settle. Quick, out of the blue hookup, and an even quicker breakup. So yeah. That will be the very succinct difference between you and us.

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I hate hate Chuck and Blair. the best couple is Blair and Nate and now the writers ruin everything . I'll stop watching this silly show. I fed up with it . bye

ME: This one still doesn't get it. Never did, never will. Goodbye little person (stop laughing at her, people, wave nicely!)


So, as predicted, we're having those that are seeing the light. My suggestion to you, as you embark on your daily journey of forum posting, speculation and squealing, is that if you find one of these lost individuals who are admitting their genuine love for Chair now that it's happening for real - embrace them and bring them with you to the light. It's the least we can do. We can always blame it on the Kool-Aid. Not their fault. It was the Kool-Aid.

10 comments:

  1. Shorter wankings now? I'm saddened...yet glad. Less idiots in the fandom then!

    ~CT

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  2. NBers are either shaking and cowering in their corners or are still crazy and desperate i dont know which one is more hilarious and feel no sympathy for them at ALL...

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  3. I just read something that reminded me of the photo in this post. Page 13 of this:

    http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2009/05/gossip_girl_always_tries_to_ma.html#comments

    "+1 for Gossip Girl actually calling Chuck "the Motherchucker" like he's some weapon of mass destruction. Which he is."

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  4. The wanking business is not like it used to be. Bad fanconomy; not as much material as we used to have.

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  5. "I fed up with it ."

    "I hope their reunite will be amazing"

    "There are so many of u that you put me to ashame as a GG fan."

    WHY CAN THESE BITCHES NOT WRITE A PROPER SENTENCE? I am forced to conclude that Nair fans are either 8 years old or completely fucking retarded. I'm sure you know which one I am more likely to believe.

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  6. guys, i became a member in a closed nb livejournal community just to see what they say about the show and cb and it's really hillarious... all they do is call chuck ugly, cb relationship abusive... and it's really funny how they keeping saying cb is a fail LOL... a fail that 80% of the viewers want...

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  7. "WHY CAN THESE BITCHES NOT WRITE A PROPER SENTENCE? I am forced to conclude that Nair fans are either 8 years old or completely fucking retarded. I'm sure you know which one I am more likely to believe."

    WORD UP what the hell bitches, learn some fucking english if you want to make a quasi-compelling argument!! GOD.

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  8. 12.53 > You need to send in the comments so they can be wanked my friend. *nods*

    You know which multi-shippers piss me off the most? The ones that ship every single fucking person with every single other fucking person. They just want the whole damn show to have a big arse orgy. Ugh. Go die in a well.

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  9. See this is where we see multishiper coming back to CB. They try to figure out why they get insulted. But it fun to make fun of. I cant believe Nair fans are still commenting, like stop it already. You're embarrassing yourselves. Oh well we won't have to deal with them anymore. I'll miss the wanking

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  10. I HATE multi-shippers. You either like CB or you DON'T

    I see that the 3 NBers are now gonna stop watching the show. I remember something about them saying we were immature for not watching GG because our couples was over. Hmmmm ....

    Goodbye then, glad to not see you anymore

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