true LOVE vs Natwhorism

So you see, this is when I die before my TV and just spasm uncontrollably. Yup. That's me. There. On the floor.Dont worry. I'm happy.

For fuck's sake if she has to ask him ONE MORE TIME I will personally enter my TV, choke him and then lock them in a closet together.

Now, for fuck's sake bring on the Sneak Peaks and Sunday and Monday and JUST GIVE IT TO ME NOW!!!

And now for the spoiler:

Lindsey in Boston: Anything you can share about the Gossip Girl finale?
You know how we saw those Gossip Girl set photos where Blair kissed both Chuck and Nate on the street? One of them was a total fake-out. Teehee! In other finale news, Little J comes into her own (and there's a nice rapprochement between her and Blair), Gossip Girl calls Nate a whore, you won't realize Lily-Rufus spawn is already there until the very last minute and there's a hint that several familiar background faces might become recurring or even regular characters in season three. (We'll tell you more about the realistic prospects for those recurrences after you've all seen the finale on May 18.)

I cannot tell you how SHOCKED I am that the Nair kiss is fake. I mean. Just SHOCKED. But what really makes me just LOVE this is that FINALLY someone calls Nate a whore and it's said by the only person that matters!! I propose a new name: Natwhore; a male seriously lacking in facial expression that continues to seduce unsuspecting women with his badly combed nappy bangs, remains confused through the duration of the relationship and cunt-skips from woman to woman. Natwhore.