NEWSBREAK: THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT. HUNDREDS OF FANS HAVE RECENTLY BEEN ATTACKED BY RANDOM APPARITIONS OF THE DOVED PROMO THAT AUTHORITIES WARNED ABOUT SOME WEEKS AGO. THE NEW MUTATION OF THE DOVED PROMO IS NOW APPEARING ON WEBSITES WITHOUT ANY SORT OF WARNING. IF ATTACKED THE FANS ARE ENCOURAGED TO QUICKLY CLOSE THEIR BROWSER WINDOW, SAY THE BLAIR WALDORF PRAYER (i am grace kelly, grace kelly is me) AND PROMPTLY BATHE. IF HAIR BEGINS TO CHANGE WITHIN 5-6 DAYS OF SAID ATTACK IT IS RECOMMENDED THAT YOU SHOOT YOURSELF FOR THERE IS NO HOPE LEFT FOR YOU. BATHING WITH PIRANHAS IS THE #1 RECOMMENDED SOLUTION. MORE TO COME AT ELEVEN.
(now you all can't complain that we dont give you enough LD posts)
I KNOW! We're STILL shocked that you and Paris Hilton have 'careers'! The weave is still there, as you can see, rolled in some sort of a twist with the dry ends peaking out.
(now you all can't complain that we dont give you enough LD posts)
I was attacked also the other day by these ads
ReplyDelete*Gnaws own arm off*
ReplyDeletei mean seriously, THAT HAIR >< what was dove ON when they decided she cld sell hair products?! the ONLY time her hair looks normal are in some photoshoots when it's been airbrushed. and also, i'm so annoyed that she's obv riding on ed's star power to get herself into these things. GET YOUR OWN LIFE BITCH.
ReplyDeletec_d i couldnt have said it better myself. LD is so using poor Ed. Nobody care about her before Ed and now she gets endorsement deals. And now they're taking notice of her *talents*.
ReplyDeleteWHERE HAVE YOU ALL BEEN ALL MY LIFE!!?? I have been looking for you, and FINALLY a website that also believes her to be useless, I always thought I was the only one! My friends and I all agree that we can't stand her and when I saw in US Weekly that she was dating Ed I nearly passed out and OMFG people also agree with us! I'm so favoriting this site! It's not right to be this involved in their lives but this is better than my previous addiction to Brangelina, lol
ReplyDeletepearls don't suit her...
ReplyDeleteactually nothing suits her
God please get rid of her
the bitch just needs to take her ratty weave and flat ass back to Wisconsin and leave us and Ed the hell alone
ReplyDelete*is it pathetic that I know where she's from?
I am sorry but I am sick and tired of the media and the show trying to shove this bitch down my throat!!!! At first I tried not to dis-like Jessica and kept telling myself that it wasn't her fault Vanessa is use less but after she started going out with McEddie this bitch was EVERYWHERE!!!
ReplyDeleteI didn't want to think that she was using McEddie but now I just think this girl is a blood sucking leach. . . After she started to date him she has gotten more screen time, endorsement deals and now they are calling her a " big star"?? Please give me a fucking break. . . She needs to be thrown out the fucking window she came from and never come back!!!!
Oh, she's totally manipulative and using it? Remember her relentless CV pimping. She STILL hasn't gotten enough grief for that.
ReplyDeleteI think that's when I started disliking the actress along with the character. Her inability to shut her mouth whenever reporters are around so she can be quoted on what happens next. And when she started talking about Chuck all the time I just realized she's smart. Of course she would mention Chuck; that's all anyone in the media talks about, Chuck and Chuck! "Chuck gets punched", "Chuck and Vanessa flirt", "Chuck goes all eyes wide shut". It's ridiculous!
ReplyDeleteKaren, thank you!
ReplyDeleteMy "favorite" from the dark times of LD's CV world tour was "Blair gets what she deserves." Excuse me while I put my foot through my screen. Yeah, THAT brought the ratings up. Closely followed by her smug, "Oh, I think Vanessa will be all right." WHY DOES SHE NOT GET CALLED OUT FOR THIS MORE?
The writing has gotten about as imbalanced as the media in my opinion--Jacob from TwOP called Chuck in his last recap "Officially the only person who can do anything ever".
you do realize her hair is that texture because she is BLACK! If you care to argue why Tyra and Beyonce's hair is perfectly straight, it's because they wear wig.
ReplyDeleteSo honestly putting her down for her hair texture, is a racial thing...
that aside.. those Dove adds are annoying as fuck.
baby, I AM black. She's mixed. And I have never gone out looking the way she has. And Tyra and Beyonce wear a WEAVE. A much better one than LD which scares small children.
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