I have come to correct conclusion that the only reason this person is everywhere is because she has nothing else to do. Ever. I mean. Can you imagine all the free time you would have if you come on set once a week, did your 2 sad scenes and then tagged along with your boyfriend all the time? Yeah. You'd have nothing to do either so you would be all over the place annoying the living HELL out of me until I had to take my digital pen and make little Xs all over the fucking place!
*breathes*
AND - AND - AND!!!!! Does she ever STOP TALKING about the plots??? Ed is always mum about it, Leighton (all hail the Queen) catches herself and I'm still not sure if Blake can talk off camera but Lady D over here CANT STOP TALKING. Give her some oral peptobismol or something!
On the side note SQUEE on the EL pic!!!! That and Taylor and Michelle who are always rocking! Plus Taylor has a bra on this time. Good girl! :D
*breathes*
AND - AND - AND!!!!! Does she ever STOP TALKING about the plots??? Ed is always mum about it, Leighton (all hail the Queen) catches herself and I'm still not sure if Blake can talk off camera but Lady D over here CANT STOP TALKING. Give her some oral peptobismol or something!
On the side note SQUEE on the EL pic!!!! That and Taylor and Michelle who are always rocking! Plus Taylor has a bra on this time. Good girl! :D
Can I possibly suggest that they take the money they spend in payola to get people to put her in mags, and spend it on ACTING LESSONS?
ReplyDeleteCan we just use her salary to buy Chuck new scarves?
ReplyDeleteis that trachtenberg?! *speechless*
ReplyDeleteand how CUTE is leighton?! those eyes, those lips, that skin! ><
and ed's and chace's [look, i'd ship leighton with a dead doornail too if it comes down to that okay] arms around leighton = BEST PIC EVER...except for the potential pic in the future of ed/leighton kissing each other in real life :P
Also-- collages? Really?
ReplyDelete*smells of desperation*
I'm seriously trying to remain unbiased but the publicity is BLATANT since the couple was revealed. I mean... it's BLATANT. Before you wouldn't hear from her and now she's everywhere. I'm starting to think you all are right.
ReplyDeleteOF COURSE WE'RE RIGHT, BITCHES! WE'RE ALWAYS RIGHT. :p
ReplyDeleteCollages? Yeah. She's charming alright.
Juliet, I stand corrected. Increased scarf budget it is.
ReplyDeleteShe is truly a woman of many talents. Jessica Szhor: actress, hanger-on, crafty collage artist, part-time hobo, PHOTOJOURNALIST!
ReplyDeleteMan she is so spinning crap. We all know she doesn't wash her hair, the stylist just takes it out and beats it like a rug every once and a while...
ReplyDeleteAlso, Leighton (All Hail the Queen) needs to be decontaminated after being so close to "the thing"!!!! I mean, it is touching her!!!! I hope she took a shower soon after that...
ReplyDeleteThis made me SO MAD. I mean she takes photos of her so-called friends and sells them to a mag! And the quotes?? Yes, UF, we get that you are everybody's BFF. Gosh, we know that Ed/Leighton/Chace are friends without them whoring out their relationships. Why can't she just shut up?? This attention-seeking is getting on my nerves *hits something*
ReplyDeleteOmg, grow up. It's because of her you guys even have the pictures in the first place. Why DONT YOU get something to do, besides stalking Jessica? For someone you don't like, you follow her prety closely.
ReplyDeleteI tries to be unbias too, but with Lady dreadlocks its just not possible.
ReplyDeleteawwww EL :D
OMG LD has our Queen in a head lock!!! She's trying to pass on dirty germs, why is someone not doing something to stop her!
ReplyDeleteto Anonymous 4:27 :D
ReplyDeleteHello friend that loves to read out Blog! *hugs*
Just FYI, 90% of our posts are sent IN to us by readers just like you. Did you send us this one? Because three different people did and I can't remember if it was you. Anyways, these were ALSO posted in Spoiler TV, my dear so you'll have to yell at them too and all the people that send us stuff. But DO NOT despair. We know YOU have other THINGS TO DO other than yell at all of us so let me point you to Hallmark who happens to have an awesome selection of 'Grow Up' cards that can benefit your endeavor.
LD Sucks. Ugh. I just wish that she were gone in the show and McEddie's life. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteI love the Leighton (ALL HAIL THE QUEEN FOREVER!) and McEddie pic. So sad that LD took it. She's so trying hard to get close to these people.
JESSICA SZOHR GET A F*CKING LIFE NOW!
Cynical Cowgirl
ReplyDeleteNice try at a snarky/witty comeback. Try again. *rolls eyes*
OMG, Michelle looks so gorgeous in that picture.
ReplyDeleteGirl crush!
And the EL pic... *melts*
I'm sorry, Anon 11:17
ReplyDeleteWhat exactly is the point of this repartee? I mean. It's obvious that you dont like that we dont like LD yet you still come here to chat with us.
You wont change our minds about liking her and it's obvious that we wont change yours. So what exactly are you trying to do? I would just like an optimal objective before I start anything.
In case you didn't know - we bash her. All the time. ALL THE TIME. So if you dont like it I am SURE there's TONS of other sites that love her and you can praise her all day long.
So you going out of your way TWICE to come here for something you dont like how can that be constituted differently than us searching for material of something we also dont like? It seems to me, from what I can decipher, that we have more in common than you think.
And eye rolling is only for Sundays when we find out Vanessa is in an episode.
you know what i find hilarious? how this crazy attention whore loves to tell the story of how she crashed josh schwartz's party and he declared her his vanessa. what she doesn't realize when telling this story is that it is solid proof that she was cast based on looks and not talent. god, i can't wait for the day the writers wake up and realize what a horrible mistake that was...
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