in case you didn't know: CHAIR IS COMING!!!!!!! (again)

Those bitches at the studio are doing the impossible to get the viewers interested, aren't they? It's ok, since you sent Buddy TV as the messenger we wont kill them.

So the spoilers are as follow for the finale:

* Before five of our favorites can get their names called at graduation, Gossip Girl does some name-calling of her own: Whore, Coward, Weakling, Insider, and Irrelevant. Guess who's who....


* Someone's unrequited love is revealed... for Dan.


* Jenny gets unlikely competition for the Queen B title from someone who once threatened Blair's own ascension.


* Leighton Meester could be pulling dorm drama double-duty this fall.

And here are our guesses:

• Whore: Nate (and maybe Vanessa if GG gave a fuck about her)
• Coward: Chuck, hands down because really - we all want to hug him and then strangle him
  
• Weakling: either S or B. I'm leaning towards B, if either her riske with Uncle J is revealed or her bulimia. I'll GASP violently either way
• Insider: IT'S DOROTA, BITCHES!! WHAT U GONNA DO WHEN SHE COMES FOR U???
  
• Irrelevant: Dan. Or Vanessa. It's a toss up. Either way, since they're irrelevant I dont care. You shouldn't either. Hence their irrelevancy.
  

Now for the Dan crush:

• It's Nate. Or Vanessa. I mean because if it's Jenny, the only other girl left it's going to get kinda weird. Just a little bit. (and yes, I just called Nate a girl, fucking deal with it)

Jenny's competition? Honestly, I dont give a fuck. Next!

Regarding the last one? It's a joke on 'THE ROOMMATE' the film she's making where she goes psycho on her dormmate. Hence they're calling Leighton NOT Blair. Read people! Because I know half of you are panicking thinking the smelly Hobo will be rooming with Blair and that's not going to happen because Blair will be permanently impaled by Charles Bass come this fall.

And now for my husband's words

Question: Could you please give us some juicy scoop on the Gossip Girl finale? It would really make my day. --Kari
Ausiello: One of the cliffhangers involves Georgina... and Dan, and another Blair and Chuck. Actually, the latter is less a cliffhanger and more a itisaboutfreakingtime. (Real word. No lie. Look it up if you don't believe me!)

OMFG!!??? COULD CHAIR BE GETTING TOGETHER IN THE FINALE????? I WOULD DIE JUST DIE OF SHOCK! My poor Ausi has nothing more to say other than PLEASE FUCKING BRING IT or we will personally march to the studio and bang in the heads of the writers.


Thank you all, I'll be here all week.

REVELATIONS... really

Question: Any new scoop on Gossip Girl? --Kathleen
Ausiello: One relationship won't survive prom night.
oh ausi!

This is when we realized that we were in some sort of religion or cult. Because they keep saying that the Second CB coming is coming and coming - any moment now - we must be prepared for it. The prophets keep talking, we keep waiting, CB-kissage icons at hand, ready to go at the blink of an eye and we wait and we wait until the very end when it's finally time! And all of our suffering will be worth it as you gave yourselves as sacrificial lambs for the writers to do what they wanted with you. But until then your eye must fucking twitch through ANOTHER Nairy kiss but WORRY NOT! CB IS COMING!

Because there will be wars, and tribulations and then you shall know that the coming is... coming and CB will rule once more, heaven and earth for a thousand years!

I think I just swallowed Georgina Sparks II. You see, this one was also dragged to the dephs of hell where they force you to watch NB/CV scenes OVER AND OVER.

That's a BIG fucking mistake!

it's official. Ausiello is our husband. End of story. End of motherfucking story! He has no fucking choice!

TAKE THAT YOU BITCHES!!!!

Question: Scoop on Gossip Girl please. --Bri
Ausiello: First, a correction about something I said last week. Turns out, Chuck does not try and sabotage Blair's campaign for prom queen. It's actually just the opposite.

Now. I rest my case. Have a great night everyone, we're turning out!