oh she was GOOD, you know what I mean?

As Gossip Girl breaks so must we. Time to rejuvenate, juice up on bitchiness, and take time off well deserved after keeping you entertained. We're both vacationing and I promised le boyfriend that he would have my undivided attention. ;)

We will see you all as Season 3 comes closer to beginning and we promise loads of Chair-loving, LD bashing, Queen praising and McEddie drooling. Until next time.

xoxo
Kool-Aid Girls

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The Best & Worst of Season 2... for me - 35 QUESTIONS!

1. Favorite Blair Outfit: It's a toss up between Blair's Snowflake Ball gown and the Ruby Red dress she wore when babysitting that chick in that one episode. Of course, both dresses that Chuck has gotten for her are close contenders; both the ruby one and the Prom gown were stunning. (and and and the dress she wears when she hugs Chuck and the peach one in 'You've Got Yale'... damn, so many! I just want her wardrobe.)
   
2. Least Favorite Blair Outfit: It's hard to find a least favorite look for Blair because she always looks so amazing. But I really didn't like that blue thing she wore at Yale:
   
3. Favorite Other-female outfit: I loved Serena's Grecian gown in 2.01, it was stunning & Jenny did look adorable in her 2.01 'Ivory' dress also. I also really like how Eleanor dresses, my favorite aunt dresses like her and she always has this classy air about her.
   
4. Least Favorite female outfit: Not a fan of about 90% of things Vanessa wears, so that's that. I also never got the insistence of making Blake's tits part of the all-star cast. Half her outfits featured her boobs more than her.
5. Favorite Male Outfit: Chuck's wardrobe is a character in itself, isn't? But my favorite is a toss between his Yale outfit that made him look like he stepped off a period film (in the most delicious way), the White suit at the white party and the Sparkly-jacket for the Snow Flake ball. That will never get old. I dont really know what else the boys wore; their outfits never stand out.
6. Least Favorite Male Outfit: Anything Dan/Rufus/Nate wears I can usually skip right over. So I have to stick with Chuck who actually takes thought into dressing himself and sometimes makes you go like 'WTF?'. My least favorite Chuck outfit is the smoke-jacket. A sure sign that he's brooding about Blair and not thinking about his outfit.
   
7. Favorite Fight: I have a few faves. Of course the Serena/Blair cat fight takes the cake (MY HEADBAND, MY HEADBAND!) but we must also mention Chuck FINALLY punching someone; and it had to be the JACKass. It was hot. I'm not going to lie.
8. Least Favorite Fight: Lord Tiny Penis punching my Chuck. And Chuck taking it. Ugh. I was so mad I had to walk away.
9. Favorite Blair Headband!: I have a few so I'll narrow it to 2. Damn. My very favorite one is the one in 2.03 when the Ear!Sex happens. That one was stunning but I really really loved the White-Party one AND the one Chuck got her to match her dress in 2.07. There's so many of them *cries*
10. Least Favorite Blair Headband: None. Blair is perfect.
11. Favorite Parent Moment: Bart/Chuck 'I want to know my son' and then the bastard dies. Sadness. Blair/Cyrus 'not enough!' in 2.13 and Blair/Eleanor in the finale 'dont let him get away' *sigh*
12. Least Favorite Parent Moment: Lily slapping Chuck. Literally someone had to hold me back because I was pretty sure that ad mists my sobbing I was going to slap her right back. Lily attempting to run off with Rufus while her family is falling apart. I mean... where was Eric going to spend Christmas never mind her step-son who was mourning. Harold telling Blair he was disappointed in her. I wanted to .... ugh!
    
13. Best Friend Moment: Blair and Nate carrying Chuck to the funeral. Serena and Blair during 2.07, their friendship was adorable and funny. Dan/Chuck in jail, that sequence was amazing. An honorable mention to Jenny/Eric who are my current favorite BFFs.
    
14. Worst Friend Moment: Serena telling Chuck he hasn't been there for THEM during HIS father's funeral. Bitch, WTF?? Did he not bail your ass out 100 times over and over, you stupid plastic bendable Barbie??? Jenny/Vanessa after the Nate-pong mess. I still don't know how they went back to being bffs and TBH I dont give a damn.
    
15. Worst Fake-Boyfriend/Girlfriend: It's a toss-up between Lord-Tiny-Penis and Monotone-Aaron. Yup.
16. Best Fake Boyfriend/Girlfriend: There are none. This is why they're fake.
    
17. Favorite Plot-Line of the Season: Aside from the whole will-they-wont-they Chair sequence I loved Jack Bass. Just loved him. I wish they'd bring him back so Chuck can properly beat him up and Vanessa can come on to him because he's after all a Bass and a male. (apparent requirements for getting back at Nate when he leaves her for the 7th time)
    
18. Least Favorite Plot-Line: Aside from the obvious Quadrangle from hell that reared it's badly-written head in the later half of the season; I couldn't bring myself to give a fuck about the whole Rufly kid. Really. I dont care. At all. Oh and the Yale mess. And the Eyes-Wide-Shut party shit (was her name Elle or Hell? Either way we were watching it) and the Nate being angry at Chuck for no reason... I can go on. I must stop before I start a full-on-rant
    
19. Favorite Episode: Fuck, damn. I can't choose. 2.01, 2.04, 2.08, 2.13, 2.14, 2.15... then we skip to 2.23 and 2.25
20. Worst Episode: 2.20 will go down as the worst one. Ever. Ever. But there are a few others that are close behind.
    
21. Scene that made you sob and rock in a corner: 2.13, Chuck showing up in Blair's room. That scene... oh that scene...
22. Scene that made you laugh until your stomach hurt: Georgina showing up in Serena's room and the mess that went with that but the cake was Nate "shhh"ing everyone.
23. Promo that made you want to die for the next episode: The 2.12 promo. Chuck and Blair dancing. I was a mess. Oh and the promo for 2.03 - Chair kissing in the dark.
24. Promo that made you sick: 2.20. Really, this is like the all-purpose fuck-up.
25. Favorite Quote: It's between "Tell Jesus the bitch is back", "I'm bored, you ruined my pants" and "Three Words, Eight Letters". Just selective good writing.
26. Least favorite Quote: Anything Nate told Chuck in anger, most especially when Chuck was trying to help him with his money problems. And usually when Vanessa talks I dont... you know, listen.
    
27. Best Random Moment: Blair running behind Chuck as he sips Champagne in 'You've got Yale'
28. Worst Random Moment: Serena grabbing Nate and kissing him. Because that's all that happened and we wanted more, dammit!
29. Best Gay Moment: "Are you gay?" from Chuck to Dan because I was expecting him to reply "yes" and that would've been golden. Most especially Chuck's unsurprised face at the confirmation.
    
30. Worst Gay Moment: WHERE THE HELL ARE MY GAY KISSES?? NO ERIC/JONATHAN EVER?!! FAIL! Last season I got 2! TWO (ok, we only got the impression of one of them but technically there were two).
    
31. Best Party: The Dark Night, shit seriously went down there and the post-graduation one was also awesome
32. Worst Party: Prom. Because we blinked and missed it.
33. Best Kiss: Humm.... finale kiss is my favorite, it was amazing but even me who doesn't like Nate/Jenny thought their kiss at the end of 2.08 was pretty amazing too
34. Worst Kiss: heh... need you ask?
35. Overall FAVORITE moment: This is hard. Very hard. We saw some AMAZING moments this season and some total FAIL ones. But I have to say my very favorite moment in S2 was The Roof Scene in 2.14. "No one cares" - "I do!" but then again I have so many I can't fucking pick!

Feel free to answer the questions yourself :)

general UPDATE

We've collected a few wankings and Inca will take great delight in posting some of the few left because it's like finding water in the desert these days.

Also, the Vanessa petition has officially reached 533 signatures and we printed 4 copies of it. We UPS overnighted it to CBS, Warners, CW & Entertainment Weekly. We also emailed the link to all of the above. So that's done, thank you so much for all those of you who participated. Like we've stated before, we're not under the delusion that this will remove the character from the show, though according to the Poll that Spoiler TV is running the majority of people dislike the character, but it's more to make the writers be aware (if they're not already) that the direction they continue taking her character is pissing their audience off. So that's that.

On other news:

This shit is apparently still flopping on a dock somewhere in North America. I would probably not be so unhappy with the entire concept had they used ANOTHER episode other than Prom to shove this in but you know, that's done and over with and no matter how much I dislike it, it happened.

The last of the Fanfiction Showdown polls will go up tonight and that will conclude our Fanfiction Showdown. The polls will be open until Sunday, May 24th at 8pm est. So get to reading so you can make an educated decision! ;)

you SPIN me round round baby

This episode deserved this detailed breakdown because we loved it THAT much. THAT much. So, are you ready for our own version of the round table? Let's hit it! Ten questions you wanted answered, you're welcomed to post your own answers :D

1. Favorite friendship moment

Cowgirl: NJBC, I mean Nate stood around confused and stated the obvious but we FINALLY (after episodes and episodes) get a few episodes of NJBC. They were adorable on the stairs because I can see them as little kids plotting away as the adults had their dinner parties below. Specifically Nate/Serena it was awesome to see them acting as the friends they claim to be yet we never see it.

Inca: I'm a fan of Blair/Jenny. I really am. I never though I would say this because I was rather indifferent towards her (Jenny) last season but Blair's line of "you're my Queen" made me fall in love with BJ as friends. Queens stick together.

2. LEAST favorite friendship moment

Cowgirl: Nate/Chuck. First of all. What the fuck was that? Second of all. What the fuck was that? You EXPECT me to believe that this is how it is? Like the boys are now OK with one another now that Nair is no longer together? What bullshit!

Inca: Nate/Chuck. Nate just needs to admit he loves Chuck in the Top Gun type of way and get it over with because really!

3. Scene that nearly made you crash your TV

Cowgirl: Anything involving Vanessa but the NV patch-up of floating motherfucking bullshit took the cake. I first hated Vanessa because she's useless. Now she's indifferent too? I would've kicked that man to the curve. All the way to San Francisco. He needs to learn! He tells her he feels bad because of the way he treated her and she says 'that's ok?' Bitch, what is WRONG with you?? She's stupid and apparently they need a reason to keep her on the show so they 'patched' her back up with Nate. Stupid. That is SO not what the supposed fierce Vanessa from the hood would've done in early Season 1. She would've had more balls than that. Reason #466453222457 to write her off!

Inca: I knew you were going to choose NV so I have one of my own. LACK OF GEORGINA IS FAIL!!!! That was a fucking cameo, man! C'mon! I was so upset that we had to sit through that flashback instead of more G but they BETTER bring her back next season or I'll shit bricks.

4. Scene that nearly made you hug your TV

Cowgirl: My Blair!!!!!! "I LOVE YOU SO MUCH IT CONSUMES ME!" and then she's crying and I'm crying with her and it's a mess and I held her and my boyfriend thinks I'm crazy but it's ok. Because my Blair needed a hug!

Inca: ... bitch. You stole mine! Ok. Fine. Blair nervously going to Chuck to try to tell him that Nair was as over like neon-colored purses. And she was nervous and he thought she was still taken and they made me melt with their little exchange. "I'm so happy to be graduating!" AWWW!!! And then the window of angst moment?? I try not to swoon because you know, I'm in my late 20's but I couldn't fucking help it, dammit!

5. Scene you will watch over and over

Cowgirl: Seduction scene hands down. I mean... WOW. The coat, the headband, the stockings, the slip HOLY SHIT! We're so re-enacting that scene my baby and me.

Inca: You are... you know what? Next time I go first! Whatever. The finale. Obviously. "I love you too", "I love you twice, three, I love you four..." I mean... it was an ending to a perfect romantic film. LOVED it!

6. Non-Chair Scene of Love

Cowgirl: SERENATE!! They talked more this episode than they have all season, usually for Gossip Girl this is basis for a stable relationship so let us see where it goes. Quite honestly I still believe they will hit Serenate next season. Nate's going to leave Vanessa AGAIN so she can sleep with yet another male character. It'll be in character. I think she's going to go with the new bro next season. Who wants to bet?

Inca: Blair/Eleanor hands down. LOVED their scene we hardly get to see them together and it was SO refreshing and I love that Eleanor knows all about Chuck. Now can I get that family dinner next season? Because that would be dream #445,634.

7. Nelly Yuki and Dan?

Cowgirl: I SO ship that! I'm there, count me in. I'm a Daki fan. Totally!

Inca: I knew they weren't going to go Georgina/Dan I just knew it. It was an awesome surprise but what was most priceless was Nate's natefused face at the 'ignored all of us'. He's still didn't get it and apparently his natefusion is contagious as Dan is also going WTF?? CLASSIC!

8. Storyline you couldn't care less about

Cowgirl: Apparently there was Rufly in this episode, right? Humm... didn't see it. "LILY, LILY! WE'RE MOVING IN TOGETHER, LILY, LILY!" man, are the puppets here yet?

Inca: Look. I've said this a million times. Vanessa is still in the show. Vanessa. AKA. Loose canon. Nuff said.

9. We were SO on point moment

Cowgirl: NV who should've been an NO reared it's ugly and we're supposed to be OK with it. How about NO? Does no work for you, writers?

Inca: The very apparent dragging of Chuck's I love you.. It was blatant. I found myself saying 'no, he wont say it yet. it's not the end of the episode'. Because really... he ran out of reasons except that it wasn't on the script.

10. Random WTF moment

Cowgirl: It's a toss up between Vanessa is part of GG's blasts, her attending TWO parties of a school she doesn't belong to (and coincidentally HATES everyone there) or you know the whole NV thing that will bother me for months. MONTHS.

Inca: JONATHAN!! We knew you existed we just never see you. Or your boyfriend. This is nice! Who are you again? Apparently NOT Gossip Girl.

Bonus Question: How will S3 begin?

Cowgirl: Chuck and Blair need to have sex. I mean. I know nuns that have more sex than these two together. They've fucked all of Manhattan except each other this season and this is very troublesome.

Inca: Georgie having a wet dream of a magical threesome between Chuck/Blair/Herself as Nate watches on confused. Because he can't stop staring at Chuck.

Bonus Question #2: Favorite Natefused Moment

Cowgirl: Nathaniel Archibald you astute fox, you! Yes! Gossip Girl MUST be a Senior like us! He's so smart, my pretty boy. So very smart! Someone give him a cookie. Good boy. Now go to your corner with V.

Inca: Hands down when Blair and Jenny walk into the bar. "THEY'RE A TEAM!" .... I had to pause my TV because I'm pretty sure I was hallucinating things. He can't be THAT stupid! He can't. But apparently he is. Because I rewound and he did say it! What a fuckard! I'll never stop laughing over that. I can just see his little wheels thinking "i kissed both of them! i've fucked Gossip Girl! How did I not notice? Did I miss something? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE??" Point him to the padded room someone, have mercy on his simple soul.

BONUS BONUS BONUS

Reason #1 why we STILL love Ausiello. Because he's a true Chair fan and bitches? He's RUBS it in your face! From his Twitter:

What are you waiting for?! Go download the song! Here it is again: "Season of Love" by Shiny Toy Guns!
16 minutes ago from web

'Gossip Girl' spoiler alert: Here's info you'll be searching for when tonight's ep ends: Band is Shiny Toy Guns. Song is "Season of Love"
about 1 hour ago from web

MAY MAYHEM!!

We heard the words MAYHEM and instantly perked up. With out current fanconomics in the state that it's in we're inching to be controversial. So here it goes, a person I now like in livejournal has decided to concoct a MAY MAYHEM. And you all are SO voting. You hear me? No excuses!

Here are the categories we give a fuck about:

FAVORITE TV COUPLE: CHUCK AND BLAIR VOTE
FAVORITE TV KISS: LIMO! CHUCK AND BLAIR VOTE
TV SCENE THAT MADE YOU STAB YOUR EYES OUT: CHUHOBO VOTE
WORST TV COUPLE: NAIRY VOTE
FAVORITE FEMALE TV BADASS: QUEEN WALDORF VOTE
BEST FEMALE ACTRESS CHOSEN FOR A TV ROLE: LEIGHTON (all hail the Queen) VOTE
FAVORITE MALE TV BADASS: THE BASSTARD VOTE
WORSE TV CHARACTER: THE HOBO BARISTA VOTE

ETA:
TV CHARACTER YOU WANT TO BITCH-SLAP: NATALIE VOTE
WORST TV OMFG MOMENT: 'I KILLED SOMEONE' VOTE
WORST TV EPISODE: REMAINS OF THE J (AKA. THE EPISODE THAT SHALL NOT BE NAMED) VOTE

doin' big pimpin' up in NYC

A few years ago when I visit NYC with my girlfriends we totally did the Sex and the City tour. Drank a cosmo, lingered in a lounge, visited a sex shop and cruised through the city in our big bus that gave us all sorts of inside scoop on Carrie, Big and the girls.

Just like SatC, now GG is getting their own tour!! YAY!! Congratulations, On Locations Tours, you all are OFF the Kool-Aid! WE LOVE YOU!

Experience a Day in the Life of Manhattan’s Elite on the Tour of Gossip Girl Sites

Hello Upper East Siders and Gossip Girl Fans! Enter the playground of the privileged prep school teens on a brand new tour of Gossip Girl Sites, courtesy of On Location Tours.

Live a day in the life of Serena, Blair, Chuck, Dan, Vanessa, and Nate on this three hour guided bus tour that goes to more than 30 locations that were used in filming the hit TV series. Find out behind the scenes information and little known facts about the cast and crew of Gossip Girl from local New York City actors and actresses who are the guides on this exciting tour.

• Visit the hotel, home to the Bass and Van der Woodsen families, where so many of the scenes from Gossip Girl take place.
• Be "spotted" by that most ubiquitous blogger at the Constance Billard School for Girls/St. Jude School for Boys.
• See the lavish Fifth Avenue building that Blair Waldorf calls home.
• Shop at Henri Bendel where Blair and Serena shop.
• Sample a treat from the Humphrey’s favorite bakery.
• Pass by the movie theater where Serena stood Dan up for their date.

I'm SUPER excited because I loved my SatC tour and the next time I'm in NYC I'm totally going to do this! Maybe OLT can promise us in a few years to show us the location where Vanessa was mysteriously killed, where Nate finally buys a clue and where Chair finally exchange their wedding vows!!

I like you... JUST as you are

Look, I know most of the time we're just ranting raving bitches who make you either smile or roll your eyes. That's fine. We can live with that but we have to address something that has us really really worried. I'm addressing the endless posts being pasted all over the net by little girls who are under the belief that one has to either suppress, change or manipulate the real you in order for this great boy to love you.

I know we talk and act younger than what we are, we carry a young spirit, but we're actually not young at all. So when we say that we're grown up, please just take our word for it.

I think that the last thing the writers wanted to convey in ANY of their storylines was that a woman needs to change her inherent personality in order to make herself desirable or be able to FIT with a man she believes to be great.

Believing in this, in any form or way, is a regression of what your mothers, grandmothers, aunts, etc have fought for generations past. You SHOULD NOT have to change who you are, your nature because a boy or a guy believes it's not your 'best side'. The concept of it is so very medieval and antiquated that I'm BAFFLED that some of you really believe this, really truly believe that.

It's not even about who Blair should be with, it's about how you view yourself and your current or future relationships. Love accepts and embraces, it does not modify or judges (yes, we mean you Dan - your judging will win you a slap from me). It doesn't. And you may not understand this now because I fear that a lot of you are still shaping your personalities but as you grow older and you grow into the person you will be you do not bend down, give into someone just because you're a bit rough around the edges.

THAT is what the Gossip Girl writers are trying to show you. You HAVE to see this or you will eventually fall prey to a bad relationship. I hate to think that ANYONE believes that not being who you are is a good thing. You know what happens when you suppress the real you, the person you have to keep in check? You become a miserable person and one day, if you're lucky, you will snap and that is what we call mid-life crisis. Years and years of suppression. Dont be like this, dont think like this, and PLEASE dont believe in this. I rather you believe that Blair should be alone than to be with someone who believes it's a good thing you've changed your inherent traits.

And sex in relationships, which SO many of you believe to be a bad thing - another lesson. An active sex life is the key to a healthy relationship. There is an inherent bonding that comes from sleeping with your lover on a very frequent basis. Sex, as an adult (because I fear many of you are really just young), is a GREAT thing. When you find someone who stimulates you, passionately appreciates you and loves you it's a MAJESTIC thing to be going at it all the time. Trust me, the best relationships have a VERY healthy sex life. Talking is needed, sweetness is had but becoming sexually aware of your partner is SUCH a wonderful feeling. And not loosing that, having it year after year is a rare gift so please do not view it as such.

End of mature rant. We will be back with wankings! ;)

the end of an ERA

The end of anonymous stupidity has finally come at Spoiler TV. Now you can no longer post anonymous comments. Now you have to sign in. What does this mean for us? LACK OF FUCKING MATERIAL!!

I'm so upset!

I mean, no more NB POWDER typing OVER AND OVER AND OVER, no more stupid gibberish, no more intellectual countering. Just a few that dare stamp their name on their words. God, I need like ice cream, REAL butter and a Dr. Pepper.

What has this world come to?? How can this happen? I've lost my faith in humanity.

new look

Charity is always the best. Now that we're pretty I feel better about posting. LMAO!

What do you all think? Better? A special thanks to the graphic donation and Michi for the coding cause we can't code to save our life. :(

side effects may include vomiting, diarrhea and a blinding headache

We've been getting asked some questions so we thought we'd put a guide together on how to identify if you OR a loved one is on the Kool-Aid.

If you are to find someone on the 'aid' please do not hesitate to beat with a verbal stick. If you find that it is yourself who is on the juice please proceed to give yourself a good slap. If you cant bring yourself to doing it come here and I'll do it for you. Okay?

COMMON SYMPTOMS OF USERS

1. They find Nathaniel Archibald sweet. And mature.
2. They find that all story lines are completely in-character and have been well thought-out and developed.
3. They have a CV or NB icon (this is the FASTEST way to spot one, if you feel you cannot handle on your own please contact your local authorities)
4. They post things such as "NB 4EVA OMFG!!" OR "OMFG CV HAVE HOT CHEMISTRY!"- these are dangerous, please proceed with caution.
5. They like Vanessa. They can't really tell you how awesome she is OR what POINT she has on the show they just like her. (note: correlation between liking her and liking LADY DREADLOCKS often goes hand in hand) NOTE: If the root of the contamination lies in their 'LOVE' for LD I suggest you leave them the FUCK ALONE. No treatments have been found for such illness.
6. They SUDDENLY love NB/CV. Like a 'dormant' part of them has awoken. Do not be surprised if creatures erupt from their stomachs.
7. They communicate in crazy-talk. It's gibberish, makes no sense but to them and the others on the juice. Crazy-talk is a CLEAR indicator of juice-usage.

So if you OR a loved one is suffering from this horrible contamination please do not hesitate to take the necessary steps in order to save them.

TREATMENTS FOR KOOL-AID USAGE

1. The first step should always be to isolate the individual. If it is yourself in the contamination please proceed to lock yourself in your closet and do NOT come out until the finale. Things will be better then, I promise.
2. SMACK THEM/YOURSELF. Quick, easy and relatively pain-free.
3. Shake them. Thought this treatment is not 100% guaranteed it can bring great satisfaction to yourself.
4. Read fanfiction. There's over 500 Chuck/Blair fanfictions in ff.net. Go there, stay there, dont move until contamination slowly leaves the body.
5. Watch Chair videos. Over and over until you no longer see NBCV kissing as being anything other than FUCKING GROSS.

Repeat as needed. Remember, be careful out there. Be safe.

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the inbox is IN

With all the drama happening this week and the coming weeks we've created an inbox for you to send us your WANKERY. As you stroll through the forums, blogs, livejournals and hear the really stupid motherfucking shit that people are posting I encourage you to email it to us so we, along with you, can make fun of it! We wont post your name, as it'll be confidential :)

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