STUPID is as STUPID does

Has anyone noticed that the fandom is a bit quiet lately? Like in the past few days? Anyone noticed this? Sigh. PLEASE keep the random stupidity coming. It's like AIR! More wanking, MOTHERFUCKERS!

On a less philosophical note, the reason C & V were hot is partially because of how Nate and Blair acted during the episode. N&B should never have happened - EVER. And the way they happened was really disgusting. When C & V hooked up it felt a little like vendication.

ME: OK, HONESTLY. HONESTLY! You expect ME to LISTEN to ANYTHING you have to MOTHERFUCKING say AFTER you just called CV hot? WHAT THE FUCK? Are you still talking? Is there an ECHO? I bet you were one of the ones that you to claim that CV would ruin things for you, right? I know your type because I know your type. Like am I'm a type. I'm the type that says SHUT THE FUCK UP - that's my type. Here's your sippy cup back.

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i used to ship chair, but i never will again because i do not want to associate myself with some of the shippers.

ME: DONT YOU WORRY, MY LITTLE JUMPING BOSTON JELLY BEAN. WE dont want to associate you YOU EITHER. AND I love that you move around because of other people. That's kinda hypocritical, isn't it? Ship something you can't believe passionately about? No wonder you're attracted to Nair. It's a four minute mediocre relationship patched up by a lame attempt at boosting ratings and starting fandom wars.

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Chuck is a sleazy, sleazy man and only wants Blair when he can't have her.

ME: I dont judge her because her DVR broke the day 2.07 & 2.08 aired. She never saw it. So, like I said. We can't blame her. She's just misinformed. Oh and 2.13 AND 2.15. Shit, this bitch's missed half the motherfucking season!

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CG = LOVE = NB :)

ME: I like that this one brought a mathematical equation. How about I give her back one? Ok? How about you + thoughts = disaster? Oh how about this one! YOU + words = idiocy! No? How about this motherfucking one. WATER + MIX + SUGAR = MOTHERFUCKING KOOL-AID. Yes, that shit you're drinking. I know, that last one was complicated, I hope you were able to keep up.

<3 your local intellectual ARTISTE

You have to hand it to GG Insider, this is the PERFECT time to post this motherfucking picture and let us caption it.

Here are some of our faves:

"How can I ruin this show this week...?"

Note to self: Ruin Gossip Girl. Mission accomplished.

If I hold this in front of my face, maybe they won't notice I only have two facial expressions,including this bitchface.

Steal Jenny's mail. Check. Steal Blair's identity. Check. Steal Blair's man. Check. Next, Blair's headbands!

Why did that guy yell 'Mary Sue' at me? Can't he tell that I, Vanessa Abrams, intellectual artiste, would never have such a plebeian name?

ummmm,so I have ruined Dan, Nate, and finally Chuck.
Who's next? Eric or Rufus?????

Does hypocrisy go with orange?

"Hm... what couple should I get between now?"

What I am today? A videographer? A home-schooling advocate? A slut? Hmm. I'll just go with annoying. Annoying is my signature, after all.

But I think one person takes the cake:

Ok I happen to love Vanessa's character... everyone stop hating on her!

A minute later...

my bad, didn't see it was a caption contest hahaha

She just cracked me up, I'm still laughing.

Also, someone sent me a link to some motherfucking picspam of some 'CHAIR SHIPPER' who decided to do a Chuhobo picspam. WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK?? FUCKING MULTI-SHIPPERS MOTHERFUCKING GET ME FUCKING PISSED ON A MOTHERFUCKING FRIDAY MAKE ME WANT TO CUT SHIT AND POSSIBLY STRANGLE SOMEONE.

*breathes*

Do me a fucking favor, will you? It's INSULTING that you claim to love Chair and then turn around and fucking picspam, icon-make or anything else artistic to elevate a 4 minute ship. I rather you fell off the motherfucking boat than to carry empty weight, ok? Because that's what you are. The writers are screwing over relationships left and right and all you can do is motherfucking stand there and be all sympathetic? Do you not see how out of motherfucking character this is? OF COURSE you dont, you're drinking the MOTHERFUCKING KOOL-AID and you're fucking LIKING it. And one more thing. I dont give a SHIT that you're insulted. I dont give a shit what you think of our rants. This is the thing - the people that are seeing your shit are PISSED. But they're not going to tell you so I AM. Because I have NO PROBLEM saying it like it is. It's fucking refreshing in a world that has so many MOTHERFUCKING TWO-FACED people. Yeah. I'm talking about you.

who's Nathaniel Soze???

I have a special wanking to do because this self-satisfied moralist iditiotic individual TOTALLY deserves it. She posts the following on Spoiler TV.

I used to be a Chair fan. But ever since The Grandfather and Remains of the J, I've been a major Nair fan. Chair is just a jerk and has shown no signs of improvement. He's a manipulator, rapes Blair's friends Serena and Jenny, hooks up with random w omen, all the while claiming to love Blair. WHATEVER. At least Nate has shown signs of maturity this season. Blair and Chuck are just Cruel Intentions caricatures when they're together. Their relationship is not realisitc. Nate and Blair have more genuine moments together, and are a more realistic couple.

I would like to start out by saying that this person is a MOTHERFUCKING LIAR. This person above was NEVER a Chair fan and I will tell you why. Because any self-respecting Chair fan would know that the one thing that Nathaniel HASN'T done is growing up. He's done Serena (kissed her), the MILF, the random girl, Jenny, Vanessa, himself, lusted after Chuck AND Dan but he has NOT grown up. ANOTHER sign that she's a MOTHERFUCKING LIAR is that ANY Chair fan would NEVER call Chuck a rapist. That right there gave her away. So when you see posts like this one above that make you THINK we're loosing fans read between the lines.

You see, the affect of the Kool-Aid is that it's tricky. It makes you THINK you're seeing things but you're not. This little peep squeak would KNOW, if she was a CHAIR fan that NB have had 3 moments ALL season. Chair have had entire episodes. So ANY Chair fans would give a more valid argument for this supposed 'ship jumping'.

FURTHER MORE, if you were a CHAIR fan UNTIL the last 2 episodes you would've LOVED the Cruel Intentions caricature display that was done back in 2.07 and NOT realized just now how 'stupid' it is. PLUS, as a Chair fan you would know that the magic behind CB is that they're NOT realistic but like that famous PR GG line 'it's a heightened reality'.

So, in closing, when ATTEMPTING to pose as a ship jumper keep the mouth shut, the words short and the stupidity at bay.

you look like a RUBE

What's wrong multi-shippers?? You were made to choose?? OH NOES! POOR YOUS! How the fuck do you sleep at night knowing you had to ultimately choose? But you had no choice, did you? And you NB lovers that posted elsewhere as CV lovers ALSO had to choose, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?? You couldn't abandon NB and all it's MAGICAL glory, could you? You had to show the world that you could've been a contender. You could've had class and been somebody. Real class. Instead of a bum, let's face it, which is what you are. So in the madness that is fandom can we take a moment to let the fact that we are at 70% approval rate sink in?

Also, to analyze the CV fans. There's less than fifty as we speak. So if you take LaJessica, her people, her ten toes and her dog out of the equation you're left with like thirty. Then remove all the EJ'ers from that and you're left with 3 which was my original estimation. Not bad, baby girl!

Tweedlenair and Tweedlechuhobo

In the fact that they compliment one another and because their couples just make it perfect if they were paired I want to address the SICKNESS that has been taking over the fandom. Prior to 2.20 airing there was a total of five CV'ers in the fandom. Mostly EJ'ers who didn't mind seeing their RL pairing on their screen for the sake of being able to make an icon. Now. Suddenly we're bombarded with people just 'LOVING' CV and what I love most about their love is that the majority will post somewhere stating that they also love NB just as much. So it becomes a question of the chicken and the egg.

Which came first? Which came second? Was there first an NB'er who latched on to CV because it keeps their companions away from their couple? On that SAME line can one ask oneself which came first. The EJ'er or the CV'er? These are philosophical questions meant to be thrown out there with no real need for an answer, mind you. It's just to make you think. To make you understand the radical behavior of people. Because people, unlike GG writers, have motives behind them. There are reason we do things, reasons we like things, reasons we believe in things.

So when disheartened by the card-carrying fakers on KOOL-AID just think: little. fat. men.

the ship that rocked the FANDOM

Oh you fucking multi-shippers. GOD, I despise you SO much! Pick a motherfucking side, dammit! Make me want to attack them with ear wax or something equally disgusting because they make me gag.

Since there's nothing like a good fandom WANK to make us all feel better let us begin, shall we?

I liked Blair when she is with Nate.I like her vulnerability.And you girls gotta admit they are very sweet together.Whereas in the case of Chuck,its purely physical. I'm tired cos some of you here find every possible reason in the book just to put Nate down and bash him.Its absurb! Everyone likes different things so please don't say the writers are doing a terrible job,they are brilliant and deserve respect.

ME: Cos you're an idiot I will treat you as one. K? How can you enjoy a person's vulnerability - ESPECIALLY a character who HATES to show her vulnerability? Do you all even UNDERSTAND the character of Blair? I fear they dont. I really feel they think of her as this Mary Sue that is now PERFECT for Nate. It's mind-boggling. I would slam dunk the accusation of Chuck and her relationship being PURELY PHYSICAL but I've already done that. Let me provide you all with a link since I'm pretty sure repetition is the only way for you brain-deads to understand anything in life including continuity and character development. And YES. The writers ARE doing a TERRIBLE job, let me clarify this for you - if they were doing a good job of making a story flow with one another PEOPLE WOULDN'T BE SO FUCKING PISSED AND I WOULD HAVE NOTHING TO WRITE ABOUT, FUCKER. Go drink your Kool-Aid.

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It happened last year so it makes RAPE okay? You Chuck fans really astound me... Nate is a GREAT guy, he made Blair smile in a single moment the way she hasn't smiled the entire season. It was pure, genuine happiness. And don't get me wrong, I don't hate Chuck but I *do* hate the fact that he's put on a pedestal when he has done far, far worse things, including make Blair miserable, running after random women like Elle and the soon to return Georgina - *and* plotting and sleeping with Vanessa. Blair should be with Nate, who makes her happy, not to mention more mellow, and Chuck should be alone, which is how he thrives. Sorry, I didn't mean to trod on your opinion, you are of course entitled to it.

ME: So, if it happened three years ago does it STILL count as Rape? Actually, baby - the term technically is attempted rape. As a person who worked in a law firm for many years I can tell you the case of rape would've crumbled. And this is the part that gets ME about YOU Nate fans that ASTOUNDS me. All he had to do was make Blair smile. ONCE and NOW he's a great motherfucking guy? You all have some serious skewed sense of reality. Like reality is here, in the states and you're floating somewhere near Venus. Now, on the case of Nate NEVER making Blair miserable and running after other women (cough-Serena-cough) let me point you towards another post. Yeah? And what the FUCK is up with you people wanting Blair more 'mellow' and 'calm'?? That's NOT HER! You're trying to make her into a fucking marysue and it's all going to explode in your face. God! And I totally meant to throttle YOUR opinion because I dont believe that your Kool-Aid drinking self is entitled to it.

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Really I am SO OVER CB. He treats her like shit, they chase each other, he treats her like shit again. The End. Nate and Blair are made for each other.

ME: I love that Blair never treats Chuck like shit according to this highly perceptive person. I honestly think that these people dont understand the complexity of the dynamic. So when the writers write their complicated storylines about a complex love story these people are still standing in a corner shouting "NB ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER". The truth is that THE END of those will come quite quickly.

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Here's a question for the FANS: Once the writers put Chuck and Blair together, then what? Well, for starters...the most boring show on television. I know most of you little girls are too young to remember Moonlighting, but as soon as the show put Cybil Shepard and Bruce Willis together on the show (instead of leaving them as flirtatious antagonists), it was THE END of Moonlighting. What makes you think Gossip Girl will be any different? Howzabout we let the pros do their jobs, and you just watch the show, 'kay?


ME: One. I'm not a little girl. I'm most likely MUCH older than you so I'll discard that sentiment as generalization on your part. Two. I'm excited that I get to answer a question. How to make Chuck/Blair interesting once they're together? I think she's just enticed me to do a post just on that! Using various works of fiction from our prominent writers as examples. If your imagination cannot see what can be done with Chuck/Blair as a couple then you're the one who is insulting the writers. If the writers of this show cannot write an interesting dynamic for a stable couple then they really should go back to daytime TV. 'kay?

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IMO they have more chemistry than C and B..maybe because they are real off screen couple?i don't know...but they were really hot!! goosebumps!

ME: I dont even have to point them out - they give themselves away now, it's getting rather humorous. So the question would be this. Once EJ breaks up what will happen? I need an answer to this question because if the only way people can have chemistry is if they are together off screen then that tells me TONS of things about their acting ability or lack of it. And yes, that's an insult to Lady Dreadlocks who I believe to be as bad as Chace in her inability to do anything other than annoy the motherfucking shit out of me.

I have more. I have TONS more. Now, I know some of you get disheartened at reading these because people's stupidity CAN get be depressing. BUT you have to understand that many of these are the same fans posting ALL over the place in order to pimp their ship. Keep it in mind.

Another thing that one must keep in mind and that is that once this enigmatic mess is over and Chair ends the season together what will happens to all of these people? You know they're going to end Nair, what will happen to all the meant to bes. When Nate goes back to whichever girl they decide to pair him up with. What will happen then? This is why I believe these people to be fools - to THINK that a storyline that is done without preamble, without construction is in ANYWAY anything other than a prop set up for the story that HAS been set up since last year. The rationality of it escapes me, the mind-set of it astounds me and the reasoning of it is still lost, as lost as the fucking continuity of this motherfucking show.

On a happy note. We're opening a can of worms ourselves. If you all have question to ask US please feel free to do so at this time. You can either send in your questions to our email OR you can leave them anonymously in the comments that way we can't track you down and corner you ;)

you talking to ME?

You're SUCH a bitch. You KNOW I wanted to do the Pulp Fiction post. Eh. Hater ;) Fine. Fine. I'll call me a Taxi.

And now ladies and gentlemen, I will do what you've been waiting for ALL day. Let's WANK THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS!

As Cowgirl stated before, Korbi opened a can of worms and we're back in the game to WANK the stupidity this fandom has produced. Let us begin!

Sorry guys, but there were sparks flying all over the place when Nate & Blair kissed...it was just Awesome watching them together...I am a CHAIR fan, but am totally LOVING the turn of events with NAIR... Blairs right, it feels right, for the moment. And Nate only has Chemistry with Blair, everyone else pails in comparison...I guess thats why they're together.

ME: NO YOU'RE FUCKING NOT! Let me get this thing straight once in for all. OK? And I'll say it calmly so that you will be able understand it with the most certain clarity. YOU CANNOT, CANNNOT, CANNOT, CANNONT - FUCKING CANNNOT WANT YOUR BLAIR WITH NATE. I can list reasons this relationship is so fucked up and doomed, i can written a fucking dissertation on it. So. At the end of the day I will ask you one question. Just one. What about Chair made them so very special that it made you their fan? The reason I ask this is because after evaluating many of these canned responses to the episode I have come to a few conclusions.

One - human beings as a whole are generally flighty stupid things that lack a center, lack knowledge of what they want and how to obtain what they want. Second - that many of these people posting as 'multi-shippers' are really NB'ers or a group of them that start out their posts like this in order to make it seem like they have a CLEAR view of the happenings. Like YOU SHOULD ALSO GET NB. If you're under the influence of the Kool-Aid you may agree with this, but as my body has still not been snatched and my thoughts are together, organized and certain I can assure you that I am neither moved nor impressed by your testament of 'chemical reaction'.

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I honestly don't see why everyone is sooooo against chuck and vanessa. dont get me wrong i am a devoted chair fan but the little spark between vanessa and chuck is hot to me. vanessa is this chick that is all about her morals and being a good person and not letting anyone manipulate her into being someone she's not, and here comes chuck who is the number one manipulator and they have a bit of a spark.

ME: I have stated this before. I'm getting tired of saying it but apparently some people only learn by repetition of a particular statement. The REASON that people are SOOOOOO against Chuck/Vanessa is because it came from that place we like to call left fucking field. No development. No consistency with the characters, their motivations and the paths previously written out for them. Which makes me think that it was thrown in at the last minute when five additional episodes were ordered. THAT is the reason and if you cannot understand that then you dont understand good story telling which means this entire post has been in vain. Motherfucking sad.

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I believe Nate and Blair have always belonged together. They just needed time apart to "find" himself and make herself less dependent on a guy. Although Chuck and Blair may have been an excitment to all, Chuck was really just a rebound. Come on, after YEARS of dating, would you really think Blair and Nate would just let go like that? I think not. Besides, Blair and Nate's futures are very alike. They have the same family goals and traditions. It's FATE between the two!

ME: HEH. I need to quote CHICAGO here and debunk the entire statement in one lovely swoop.

I loved Alvin Lipschitz
more than I can possibly say.
He was a real artistic guy...
sensitive... a painter.
But he was troubled.
He was always trying
to find himself.
He'd go out every night
looking for himself
and on the way
he found Ruth,
Gladys,
Rosemary and Irving.

Yeah. Nate fucking found himself. He was finding himself also in the books, in case we're comparing the show once more to it. Yeah - he even ended the books trying to find himself. You see, the problem with men who are always trying to find themselves is that they'll never really find you. That's all the advice I can give you. And if that's Fate then I'd like to say at this moment that Blair's pretty fucked, isn't she?

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CV are hot, chuck should forget Blair for good...btw i think blair and nate look cute together so i'm rooting for them! After all they are KING N and QUEEN B! But the most important thing: GIVE US MORE CV INTENSE SCENE!!!!

ME: (you can't see me now but I'm annoyed and my brow is raised) I think my favorite part is that she's rooting for them because they're cute. I'm not going to even address CV because she's another little fucker who likes them because it makes her NB work out. SECOND. OH MY GOD. Nate is the KING of the lost and the unfortunate, of the people lacking facial expressions and acting abilities (sorry, Chace - we think you're OK), of characters used for the purpose of others, of 4 minute relationships (and we mean ALL of them) - that's what he's the King of. And when the Queen snaps out of this and becomes the bitch she LOVES to be that puppet king will run for the fucking hills. ALL HAIL THE PUPPET KING! How's THAT motherfucking Kool-Aid?

beam me up, SCOTTY!

Guys, we have SO much to post. The world is full of mad-Kool-Aid-drinking-fools and it's OUR job here at the Gossip Girl Kool-Aid to inform them in the most eloquent, rude, straight-out bitchy way that they not only have NO fucking clue what they're talking about but that we can and WILL make fun of their constipated, flighty souls. So... are you Ready for my FAVORITE time time of day? And your new favorite time of the day? LET'S HAVE IT!!!

WANK THE FUCKING FANDOM!

I want you all to notice how we WANK BOTH the NB'ers and the CV'ers because here in the Kool-Aid we believe them BOTH to be of the idiotic nature. This is one thing a lot of people dont understand. You like Chair? Like them BOTH. This favoritism that some people carry around sucks swollen bull's balls. If you EVER claimed of loving a ship. Then FUCKING LOVE IT. That's the lesson for today, boys and girls. LOVE your pairing. Now, because the rest of you are not familiar with that concept. You get WANKED.

Oddly enough, after being a Chair fan for so long, V and C have the ultimate on-screen chemistry because of their relationship off screen. It's hard not to be rooting for them, as well.

ME: I literally had over seven people send this one in. You all are PISSED with this person and I totally DONT blame you. First of all you can't blame this person for what they like. Some people enjoying eating prunes, others enjoy dating JessSzz, so there's all type of unexplainable human behavior that goes on in this world. However, because I'm the bitch that I am I must say that your choice of 'root' must not be SMOKED. Sadly, I think it's too late. This person has inhaled and is motherfucking HIGH on the Kool-Aid. Peace. (oh. and I WILL DIE LAUGHING when Eddie dumps LadyDreadlocks. It'll be the whole Brucas mess all over again for you stupid fuckers that want your RL pairing on the TV)

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Chuck has packed on some additional weight...It was probably necessary since Leighton is so heavy.

ME: This one up here forgot their meds. That's all I can say because I can NEVER insult them more than what they've already insulted themselves.

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Bluckers are starting to get very very annoying. don't like the show? hell yeah, keep watching, you know you will anyway. i trust the writers and i like NATE & Blair and the Chuck & Vanessa experience. Very OMFG and very Gossip Girl.

ME: Baby, we haven't even BEGUN! Just you wait, Henry Higgins, just you wait! I love that she calls it an EXPERIENCE. Like... going through boot camp or something equally pleasant, you know?

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My message to all you useless Gossip Girl fans who only watch the show for Chuck and Blair: get a grip, face facts and enjoy the show for what it is - a masterpiece. I'm assuming these commentors are all too young to fully appreciate how well the show is written; and that's what even sadder - if you can't appreciate the show the way it is, maybe you're too immature to watch it.

ME: She didn't even CARD me! HAH! I dont know what is funnier. The age insult (she must have not read my post of all the little NB'ers dying of heart attacks when NB kissed because she MAY have reworded her statement) or calling ANY writing done lately a MASTERPIECE. Because this is more along the lines of what I would call a MASTERFUCK. Capiche?

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I'm a total C/Ber but I love Blair so much that I'll enjoy B/N if it makes her happy.

ME: Observe the above individual. This is what we, in the scientific community, refer to as an IDIOT. And by definition an idiot is; a person affected with extreme mental retardation. Dont believe me? Check Websters. Next!

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I think it's obvious enough, without having me to post it, so much over-reaction, like fuck. oh, and.. "This is a thread devoted to Chuck/Vanessa haters." This is great right? people making threads about hating other peoples ships, ofcourse Chair fans are making them, and they like to say how much they wish people wouldn't think of them as crazy shippers who hate on other couple, I wonder what the reaction would be to a CB hate thread. P.S: last part of post was NOT directed to all Chair fans

ME: My favorite part of this ENTIRE statement is that she doesn't direct it towards ALL Chair fans. I'll tell you why - because the smart ones like you and me would rip her a new one. It's that simple. :) Never seen a ship-hate thread before? Baby, you haven't lived 'till you've HATED. Now. I would LOVE a CB hate thread. I almost want her to do it and put a clause in the beginning "I DONT HATE YOU ALL. JUST A FEW."

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BUT saying that I think Blair realized she really just loves Nate's company, and wants him in her life no matter what. I think Nate really developed into a respectable character this episode. AND THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING! for me it is... anyways I think the most notable line was "If you wanted to be more like Blair, well condragulations you succeded." He really showed some emotion there and just said what needed to be said.

ME: This chick's post was LONG so I took out the BEST part. The part that made my mouth drop to the floor, drag a few feet and collect dust. Now. I'm not going to be mean because she was eloquent in her madness so I'll TRY to be respectful. So here it goes.

..... FUCK this shit. Listen, honey. He left his girlfriend because she was ACTING like Blair. In that manipulative way that Blair does, ok? Then he TURNS around and goes after Blair! The same girl who OWNS those same notable 'downfalls'. If you can't see that, then your attempt at eloquence has been drowned by Kool-Aid. Drink it. Be happy with it.

Shit this stuff can make you insane.

You all are NOT going to believe it but I have MORE. We will post more AND will also give a hand of applause to those who are ROCKING out there.

90% of the world is full of FOOLS and the rest of us are in GRAVE danger of contamination

Look, I know most of the time we sit around and BITCH about the fandom and the writers and JessSzzzz’s ability to survive nuclear war and such. But other times we can be quite eloquent. We just choose not to be – there’s a difference. One day we will write our eloquent post and surprise the boyshorts out of you.

But for now… there’s SO much fandom to WANK we can hardly keep up! It’s fantastic. AND you know what happens the day AFTER the episode, right? WE WANK THE STUPID MEDIA that EATS up whatever shit the show throws at them. HONESTLY! Where’s YOUR sense of consistency, I mean we know the writer’s are on the juice but do YOU have to be so obvious about it too?

And so it begins ;)

C and V werent bad at all! They both have edgy personalities and therefore arent that bad of a match

ME: OK. This person is a god-honest FOOL. Vanessa’s EDGE personality consists of plastic earrings, HOT PINK combat boots and this weird purse she carries around. She is a HYPOCRITICAL mess (of which I can give you TONS of examples) who films people at random for some fucking documentary that NO ONE ever sees and quite honestly NO ONE cares about. She’s a prop. A prop. Get.it.right. NEXT!

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Nate and Blair are fucking adorable together and all of my friend agree with me. We'll watch the new epi together tonight :P

ME: *looks* I don’t know what is scarier. Her thoughts or all her KOOL-AID hyped-up 13 year olds friends together. In the same room. It’s a toss up.

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"I don't know why Vanessa gets blame for everything, B is not Angel! The same goes with CHuck, he gets blame for everything and eventually pays for his mistakes but Nate always get a free pass!!!"

ME: This person just has not been informed that Vanessa is responsible for the current economic crisis.

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"Of course I want Blair and Chuck in the end, but I can understand why she's going for Nate! He's comfortable, it's easy, geez, if she were one of my good friends in real life I'd tell her to go for the "Nate" over the "Chuck.""

ME: WARNING. THIS PERSON IS A BAD FRIEND. BAD. This person will tell you to go after the boy who falls for girls as fast as Bush’s approval rate and dumps them just as fast. WARNING. STAY CLEAR. HAND HER YOUR KOOL-AID AND WALK AWAY.

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"I don't understand why anyone hates Vanessa as much as they do, they're reasons just, to me, don't seem like they are true, Vanessa isn't that bad at all, an while I don't like CV their scenes last night were great, their last scene was the first GG scene ever where I actually though OMFG, it was a great feeling."

ME: I feel like this came from the PEANUT GALLERY which we told them to be quiet. Trust me. The HATE is real. If she’s NEVER experienced and OMFG moment on this show UNTIL EDandLadyDreadlocks were written in together for the sake of her career then I don’t know what the FUCK she’s been watching. JUICER!

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OMFGGGG nair is like a tru farytale! tru luv always. Blair never loved Chuck. Chuck never loved Blair. So really, NB is perfect. At the end of the day, it's NOT the Chuck and Blair show. Nate is just as central and important, and he was good to Blair.

ME: I don’t know what to say about this… it ALMOST seems like a waste of good well-thought-out-witty words. Does it not? It ranges from the ‘tru’s to the psychotic mumbling of Blair never loving Chuck to the show NOT being about Chair (AFTER various confirmation from the creator) to Nate being anything other than a tool with nappy bangs. I mean. Take a pick. All I have to say about these idiots is… 4 minutes. Just 4.

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BLAIR AND NATE ARE FOREVER IN LOVE

ME: Yes. Nair is FOREVER in love. FUCKERY. GET OFF THE KOOL-AID, people!

Also, YOU need to go HERE and VOTE for the AWFULNESS. WHY??? Listen, you need to start looking at the bigger picture of things. It’s not ALL ABOUT YOU, it’s about the important things in life. Like good TV on Monday night – so DO IT for the sake of world peace and puppies and me. Thank you!

VOTE!!

it's a bird! it's a plane! NO! It's MULTI-SHIPPERS!!

We're talking to YOU, multi-shipper! Yes, you, the one that thinks it's CUTE that Nate came out of no where to save Blair. Yes, you know who you are. You're already in the forums going on and on about how you SO support Nate/Blair (aka. The Blip) and how you're so tired of Chair because it's so BORING and how Chuck needs to suffer a little bit. Guest what??

You've been WANKED! You, my friend, are drinking the KOOL AID! Congratulations!

Why are you being wanked? Why are we being mean? That is because we all know that in a few episodes you will be back in the Chair bandwagon and you will suck at life! That is why! Because there's only 5 Nate/Blair fans out there and not a penny more so you are momentarily multi-shipping and we hates you. So deal with it. Plus, we're bitches and bitches rule. Plus, who can even like a 'ship that is named after a hair removal cream? How is this awesome? It's a 4-minute lotion. Which means, your couple will be gone in just that - 4 minutes.

So. The big question who will turn in to watch next week? We have a series of couples roulette going on. The fact that Vanessa's lips are ANYWHERE near our Chuck makes us SICK. It's bad enough we have to see pictures of Lady Dreadlocks and her sudden rise to popularity which we were at GG Kool-Aid DO NOT approve of but now she's kissing Chuck? No. Just no.

And why is Vanessa still on the show? Let's ponder this for a minute. She dresses badly, no one likes her, she blackmails Blair, she's now moving in on boy #3 and we KEEP her? We think we should feed her to Jenny. She looks hungry enough.