90% of the world is full of FOOLS and the rest of us are in GRAVE danger of contamination

Look, I know most of the time we sit around and BITCH about the fandom and the writers and JessSzzzz’s ability to survive nuclear war and such. But other times we can be quite eloquent. We just choose not to be – there’s a difference. One day we will write our eloquent post and surprise the boyshorts out of you.

But for now… there’s SO much fandom to WANK we can hardly keep up! It’s fantastic. AND you know what happens the day AFTER the episode, right? WE WANK THE STUPID MEDIA that EATS up whatever shit the show throws at them. HONESTLY! Where’s YOUR sense of consistency, I mean we know the writer’s are on the juice but do YOU have to be so obvious about it too?

And so it begins ;)

C and V werent bad at all! They both have edgy personalities and therefore arent that bad of a match

ME: OK. This person is a god-honest FOOL. Vanessa’s EDGE personality consists of plastic earrings, HOT PINK combat boots and this weird purse she carries around. She is a HYPOCRITICAL mess (of which I can give you TONS of examples) who films people at random for some fucking documentary that NO ONE ever sees and quite honestly NO ONE cares about. She’s a prop. A prop. Get.it.right. NEXT!

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Nate and Blair are fucking adorable together and all of my friend agree with me. We'll watch the new epi together tonight :P

ME: *looks* I don’t know what is scarier. Her thoughts or all her KOOL-AID hyped-up 13 year olds friends together. In the same room. It’s a toss up.

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"I don't know why Vanessa gets blame for everything, B is not Angel! The same goes with CHuck, he gets blame for everything and eventually pays for his mistakes but Nate always get a free pass!!!"

ME: This person just has not been informed that Vanessa is responsible for the current economic crisis.

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"Of course I want Blair and Chuck in the end, but I can understand why she's going for Nate! He's comfortable, it's easy, geez, if she were one of my good friends in real life I'd tell her to go for the "Nate" over the "Chuck.""

ME: WARNING. THIS PERSON IS A BAD FRIEND. BAD. This person will tell you to go after the boy who falls for girls as fast as Bush’s approval rate and dumps them just as fast. WARNING. STAY CLEAR. HAND HER YOUR KOOL-AID AND WALK AWAY.

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"I don't understand why anyone hates Vanessa as much as they do, they're reasons just, to me, don't seem like they are true, Vanessa isn't that bad at all, an while I don't like CV their scenes last night were great, their last scene was the first GG scene ever where I actually though OMFG, it was a great feeling."

ME: I feel like this came from the PEANUT GALLERY which we told them to be quiet. Trust me. The HATE is real. If she’s NEVER experienced and OMFG moment on this show UNTIL EDandLadyDreadlocks were written in together for the sake of her career then I don’t know what the FUCK she’s been watching. JUICER!

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OMFGGGG nair is like a tru farytale! tru luv always. Blair never loved Chuck. Chuck never loved Blair. So really, NB is perfect. At the end of the day, it's NOT the Chuck and Blair show. Nate is just as central and important, and he was good to Blair.

ME: I don’t know what to say about this… it ALMOST seems like a waste of good well-thought-out-witty words. Does it not? It ranges from the ‘tru’s to the psychotic mumbling of Blair never loving Chuck to the show NOT being about Chair (AFTER various confirmation from the creator) to Nate being anything other than a tool with nappy bangs. I mean. Take a pick. All I have to say about these idiots is… 4 minutes. Just 4.

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BLAIR AND NATE ARE FOREVER IN LOVE

ME: Yes. Nair is FOREVER in love. FUCKERY. GET OFF THE KOOL-AID, people!

Also, YOU need to go HERE and VOTE for the AWFULNESS. WHY??? Listen, you need to start looking at the bigger picture of things. It’s not ALL ABOUT YOU, it’s about the important things in life. Like good TV on Monday night – so DO IT for the sake of world peace and puppies and me. Thank you!

VOTE!!