it's like Danny and SANDY!

Dude... why so angry and greasy? So fine, Cowgirl will be disappointed that you two are STILL at it but what interests me if that we may be seeing it unravel before our very eyes!

Granted, Mr. & Mrs. Meeters are WAY more private than a certain other couple we loathe, but what is going on with Mr. Meester? I mean... LOOK at him. The grease, the scowl, the WTF? Not sexy. Not sexy at all. Even Ed looked better this week than you and coming from me that is saying A LOT.

Did Kings get canceled? Not that I care but it can at least explain this look he's sporting. So his girl is doing AWESOME and he's not. I still dont see this as an excuse not to bathe. Really. There's like NO excuse.

NEWSBREAK: WATER SHORTAGE IN MANHATTAN!!

NEWS BRIEF: NEW YORKERS ARE SCANDALIZED AS THE CITY OFFICIALS ANNOUNCED THIS MORNING THE FIRST WATER SHORTAGE IN DECADES. 'YORKERS' HAVE SIGHTED VARIOUS STARS OUT AND ABOUT TOWN, POSING FOR PHOTOS LOOKING A GREASY MESS THAT SHOULD HAVE THE FUG GIRLS TWITCHING.

Further details to come.

Apparently Mr. Grosswick's LADY DREADLOCKS-inspired contamination continues, we here at the Kool-Aid are very worried as we remember times when we wanted to lick his pink nipple. Observe non-greasy Sexwick as we present 'THIS IS YOUR ED OFF-JESS'

Better huh? Yes, we agree! We'd do him in an English second which are apparently longer than American seconds.

As for Mr. Leighton Meester (long live the Queen!) he's getting greasier by the b-lister minute! Either both of the boys just rolled out of bed (together??) or they just finished sweating it out over Leighton (long live the Queen!). We'd take either choice. Now, can we expect pictures of the boys bathing? Maybe together? Maybe with THE QUEEN? I'd take them!

And DONT EXCUSE (yes, you who was already ranting) him and say things like 'HE'S JUST BRITISH' because baby, as much as we love some of you in denial that's not BRITISH. That's DIRTY. Here, have some KOOL-AID.