NEWS BRIEF: NEW YORKERS ARE SCANDALIZED AS THE CITY OFFICIALS ANNOUNCED THIS MORNING THE FIRST WATER SHORTAGE IN DECADES. 'YORKERS' HAVE SIGHTED VARIOUS STARS OUT AND ABOUT TOWN, POSING FOR PHOTOS LOOKING A GREASY MESS THAT SHOULD HAVE THE FUG GIRLS TWITCHING.
Further details to come.
Apparently Mr. Grosswick's LADY DREADLOCKS-inspired contamination continues, we here at the Kool-Aid are very worried as we remember times when we wanted to lick his pink nipple. Observe non-greasy Sexwick as we present 'THIS IS YOUR ED OFF-JESS'
Better huh? Yes, we agree! We'd do him in an English second which are apparently longer than American seconds.
As for Mr. Leighton Meester (long live the Queen!) he's getting greasier by the b-lister minute! Either both of the boys just rolled out of bed (together??) or they just finished sweating it out over Leighton (long live the Queen!). We'd take either choice. Now, can we expect pictures of the boys bathing? Maybe together? Maybe with THE QUEEN? I'd take them!
And DONT EXCUSE (yes, you who was already ranting) him and say things like 'HE'S JUST BRITISH' because baby, as much as we love some of you in denial that's not BRITISH. That's DIRTY. Here, have some KOOL-AID.
YOU ARE SUCH A BITCH, STOP MAKING FUN OF SEXWICK!!!
ReplyDelete.... though the thought of him and Mr. Meester showering with the Queen IS an awesome visual!
THANK YOU! I thought I was the only one who thought BOTH of them were looking greasy!
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