juno-me-jenny

SHIP OF MY HEART!!!! YES!!

@#$%@&^&*% YES, BITCHES!! This is what we love! THANK YOU! I admit I had a soft spot for Nate/Vanessa (ONE episode doesn't count!) but we hates LADY DREADLOCKS so that died as fast as it was made and we're back to our original love: SERENATE!!

*pleads* wants this - we wants this!

I want my original four back in place, STOP FUCKING around, writers! Keep the Brooklynites OFF my screen! Now.

Back to Chair. Where are they? Are they fucking? Is everything being shot indoors because we're going to witness a morning-after scene? A little confirmation would go A LONG way through these HORRIBLE weeks of stupidity you've already filmed and can't go back and undo like the American Surgeon General would recommend. Really, this is for your own good.

On other news:

CECE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We LOVE you Cece, you nasty coniving SMART Van der Woodsen! Chuck is more your grandchild than Serena will EVER be! And you ALMOST made Cedric cry! WE LOVE YOU!

So we're speculating how they're going to pull off this 'she's not pregnant but HUGE' storyline and we've come to one conclusion. Lily. Eats. Jenny. That's it. That's the conclusion. Taylor-the-rebel has been nearly MIA lately so we're speculating that she's been swallowed WHOLE by Lily. It's possible, I've eaten bigger pieces of chicken.

Now can we just skip through the 4minute-mess and the jumping-Boston-shippers and go right into bliss? By BLISS we mean CHAIR, the non-Kool-Aid part of this show. :D