As you can see, we have to take them as they come. It's been extremely slow in the wanking business these days. Either they're all hidding or it really was 3 people posting over and over. I'm fond of the second theory, it makes sense in this senseless world.
Since you're all busy voting for all of your fanfiction and all I will go ahead and grace you with a couple of wanks. Every once in a while you all send them in. And we appreciate them WHOLEHEARTEDLY.
"I actually think josh S hates Chuck and SS loves him. I also think he's back and is purposely dismantling CB and propping up NB."
ME: This person... has never read an interview, has never watched an episode, has never read an article, a review, has never done anything outside her little bubble. It's the only explanation because... because it's the only explanation. Either that or the Kool-Aid. Yup, it must be the Kool-Aid.
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LOVE the pictures and that season 3 poster is classic. LOVE it and it's very telling who is still the male lead of this show, the credits say it all. Not to mention the positions in that poster. this shows leads are Blake/Serena, Leighton/Blair, Penn/Dan and Chace/Nate.. I've always known this but it's nice to see it confirmed.
ME: I just LOVE how this person's line of vision works. She should have it medically checked, seriously. Because she's staring at the picture:
And let me clarify that I totally dont blame her for skipping over LD because I did too, so she sees Chace, smiles, sees Leighton (all hail the Queen!), smiles, has momentary malfunction because she can't handle Ed-in-the-middle (while most women would LOVE that), wakes up from her malfunction and sees Blake and continues from there. Human malfunction induced by the Kool-Aid. It's fantastic when we see how they think, isn't it? It's kinda scary. In the 28-days kind of scary. DONT LET THE KOOL-AID GET IN YOUR EYES, KIDS!!!
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"She'll say that about whomever she's romantically paired with at that time. I do think she LOVES kissing Chace way more than Ed and her wiping her mouth after kissing Ed is proof."
ME: Once more, bitches. Let us start by WANKING you for stating anything wrong against the Queen. YOU DO NOT MOCK THE QUEEN, what the fuck is wrong with all of you!?? Ugh. Second, I cannot take the second part of your statement seriously as it's obvious from the footage when EL were kissing in 2.25 outside the Plaza Hotel that they were joking around. It's called having fun with your co-worker and keeping things light when he's practically got his tongue down your throat. Because otherwise you'll enjoy it a little bit too much. Dont worry, when a guy finally kisses you, you will understand and on a side note. Find me an article where The Queen has praised Nair the way she does Chair and I will personally apologize to you. Go on. Find me an article where she says Nate is the guy for Blair (the ONLY guy for Blair), I dare you.
The RETURN of the wankings!!!!!! I know, it's been eons since we've properly wanked this motherfucking fandom! And now, since some of them are still on the Kool-Aid it's time for us to roll up our sleeves and wank the motherfuckers, eh? Who's with me?
Fuck, I've missed this!
"I know most of you will complain or be like NO WAY but i really want Vanessa and Chuck together. (let me first of all start by saying that it'll be a little more than MOST of us. Like a whole fucking lot.) I mean It was cute that at the end with chuck and blair, but to me they are so BORING! (...) God all it has been was them trying to make eachother say i love you. LIKE COME ON! And i dont know why you all hate vanessa, i mean in the beginning she annoyed the **** out of me, but when i see her and chuck scenes it makes me like her! (how? in what sense? where is the validity? where is your convincing argument? I get so disappointed when you all dont even try to convince me.) Im hoping a Chuck/Vanessa/Blaire triangle? With Vanessa and chuck ending up together of course (because that is as realistic as LD's weave)
Other couples on the show i want to happen is:Nate/JennyDan/...BLAIRE! I THINK IT WOULD BE AN AWSOME COUPLE, ahaha i really wanna see it happen, && THEY ARE GOING TO THE SAME SCHOOL TOGETHER... so maybe? eh eh ? (AAAAANNNDDDD the TRUTH comes out! I love it when they let themselves show who they really are! I just LOVE it. They can't help themselves, it just comes forth. A convinience shipper! LOVE THEM!)
I dont like serena i want her to be alone, i dont like her with anyone." (yeah, I can say the same for you)
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LOVEEEEEEEEEE NATE AND SERENA, NATE AND SERENA 4EVER THEY ARE DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!! Nate and Serena Chuck and Vanessa Dan and Blair <--- aha!! SPOTTED! ME: Convinience shipper #445,987 dont you just love them?
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Uhh he somehow found her scrap book under bed and she had no idea that's effing creepy... not to mention he apparently hadn't been in her room till 1x03 "That's what your bed looks like.." so we are supposed to believe some where between 1x03 and 2x24 he went into her room and through her things.. probably during 1x11/1x12 when he went all psycho on her for not wanting him back.
ME: ... I... someone find this person a new show. Maybe in TV Land or Cartoon Network, please?
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The only thing that didn't fail in the last eppie was Nate, he was no way in the wrong.. because low and behold it was Chuck chucking up Blair's prom like always so Nate was right. Chuck said he'd let her go, yet he couldn't help but interfere not to mention being such a creepy stalker.. going through Blair's crap is not romantic its borderline illegal. This episode only managed to solidify my utter distaste for the fail that is Chuck Bass I miss badass awesome Chuck, i'm sick of this Jesus wannabe trying to make Blair "happy", if he really wanted her to be happy her would have left her alone like he said he would.
ME: 'Chuck chucking up' - it's got a ring to it, doesn't it? I mean, I kinda like it, near borderline. Well, the moment he left her alone she left Nate so missions accomplished because staying in a relationship where people dont really love one another is just perfect, right? I just hope this person doesn't practice in real life what she preeches because she's in for some serious relationship problems.
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WHY don't they write vanessa an actual storyline that is unburdened by hot beverages? her tryst with chuck bass was so promising, but where did it leave her? in brooklyn, playing go fish with a fifteen(fifty) year old flame out named jenny humphrey on prom night! those dove commercials are not enough for jessica szohr!
ME: The answer is simple, my friend. Because we dont fucking care. That's why and the writers dont care about her story either or they wouldn't have yanked her around like a puppy in training during the last few episodes of this season. And TRUST me. The Dove commercials are more than enough. MORE than enough.
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The prom episode should have been epic, instead prom was not even themain storyline. I still don't understand why Nate & Blair broke up;that could have been done better. You suddenly don't want to be withhim because you started dating in high school? Huh? And didn't Natejust buy them an apartment a couple weeks ago?
ME: She missed that whole episode where Blair is in love with Chuck and basically asked him to confess his feelings so she could leave Nate. I mean; this is the only explanation for this senile statement. She's just missed episodes. Like she's missed points in this storyline.
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Why did they have to ruin everything?NB were just perfect couple...I don't see Chuck and Blair together, they are better without each other or as "scheme"friends:DSo what now, BC holding hands? ;/ I liked Chuck so much in season 1 as a womanizer, now I really dont;/I miss season 1...and I regret that they made too many changes from the book, which is perfect and Blair Nate are actually main copule there!
ME: First of all, what does this ;/ mean? Because it looks like some strange new Kool-Aid inspired smiley-face that I'm not hip enough to know, you know? Yes, let us emulate the books where Nate is never sure who he wants and ends up leaving BOTH Blair and Serena. 'PERFECT'.
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(on the new Leighton interview) You'll be able to see her with Dan when they have hot drunken study group sex. And I'm sorry but it actually kind of disappoints me that she's saying she's so supportive of a relationship that has been dysfunctional and unhealthy for the both of them. But then again, Leighton does have a tendency to spout the company line regarding who Blair is hooked up with at the time.
ME: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?? ARE YOU MOCKING THE QUEEN? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?? You think me and everyone else is going to sit there and take it just because she doesn't like your ship because she's got some fucking sense? Dan's first love is always going to be Serena and Leighton knows that. He'll always come back to her because it's the way he's been written now shove OFF and dont you dare mock the Queen again! FUCK! You can curse me all you like but you do not mock the Queen or my bebes, is this clear? Good, go sip on your angry!Kool-Aid!
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This entire conversation is GOLD. Just gold! I'm just bolding my favorite parts :D
"For serious though, I didnt have a problem with blair breaking up with him bc I knew that would eventually happen but I hated how she literally went from being sooo happy to being randomly sullen. That scene was so out of no where. And Nate needs to stop being mute, they never give him any dialouge anymore!"
"the whole thing was sooo contrived. She was over the moon and then in the next scene she's depressed. I knew the break-up was coming, but it should have been way more epic. We're talking like, five or six years of history between them here. The only other characters who have that kind of history are Serena and Blair, and they got a really great scene at the end of the episode. AND SERIOUSLY, WTF at Nate's muteness. You can't have a good break-up scene if only one person is doing the nonsensical talking"
"Come on Blair, you'll never find a guy as good as Nate! "
"or as hot as him! Chuck has a flat face and weird body hair!" (HAHAHAAAAAA)
"I don't know what she sees in Chuck - he's not attractive, nor is he a nice person! D:" (because Blair is a SWEETHEART)
ME: Aw, man! I'm so going to FUCKING MISS THEM!!! They're slowly dwindling away into nothing until one day you'll have the problem some of them have over at GG Insider. Where the last post in our favorite Nair thread is someone asking if there's any Nair fans left. She asked that yesterday EARLY morning and still no one has replied. Can one of you please go in there and at least PRETEND to like Nair like they PRETENDED to like Chuhobo? I mean, she can't possibly think they're all in vacation, can she?Can she???
Fuck. That is 2 weeks worth of wanks. I'm so depressed!!!
Yes. Apparently they'll have a comeback. And by they I mean 'Nairers' who are sending out warning signals to the world, warning us of their impending second (or is it the 3rd, I can't keep up) coming. Here are some nice warning signals sent out to the world:
:( it's so sad. I like NB and I'm sure they're not over for good because it wasn't a mutual decision but now i'm so excited about CB. I hope their reunite will be amazing :)
ME: Multi-shippers.... ugh. We HATES multi-shippers. Apparently this one will have time in the future to enjoy the back and forth between Nair and Chair because you know, it's so healthy for the characters.
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you are the very definition of an immature Chair fan! There are so many of u that you put me to ashame as a GG fan. This was a not 2 seond break up.... it was a 2 minute break up, BIG DIFFERENCE! Oh and Nate and Jenny were a blip, not Nair. Anyways, I'm glad they ended on good terms and it was a sad yet nice ending to them. As long as they had the kiss in the snow and were both prom queen and King....... I'm very happy
ME: You see, this is my problem with Nair fans. They are, inherently, settlers. The majority of them are. You see, the reason we Chuck/Blair fans are in such a rage during the past weeks is because we DEMAND proper build-up. We DEMAND a good storyline. Nothing rushed, nothing patched up and nothing out of the blue. On the other side of the spectrum you all seem willing to settle. Quick, out of the blue hookup, and an even quicker breakup. So yeah. That will be the very succinct difference between you and us.
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I hate hate Chuck and Blair. the best couple is Blair and Nate and now the writers ruin everything . I'll stop watching this silly show. I fed up with it . bye
ME: This one still doesn't get it. Never did, never will. Goodbye little person (stop laughing at her, people, wave nicely!)
So, as predicted, we're having those that are seeing the light. My suggestion to you, as you embark on your daily journey of forum posting, speculation and squealing, is that if you find one of these lost individuals who are admitting their genuine love for Chair now that it's happening for real - embrace them and bring them with you to the light. It's the least we can do. We can always blame it on the Kool-Aid. Not their fault. It was the Kool-Aid.
Let us take a moment of silence in remembrance of this pointless, badly done mess that dragged on for an eternity only to crash and burn.... now let us FUCKING PARTY!!!!
AND FINALLY, ONE LAST FUCKING CHEER FOR THE END OF THIS FUCKING MESS!!
"Oh what a wank. Late in April back in 2009. What a very special time for me as I remember what a wank."
Nate is being a good boyfriend, I really cannot wrap my head around why everyone thinks he is being selfish and controling just because he doesn't want his gf to hang around his player of a bff who has a history with her. I think it's sweet, and I'd be really flattered. But I like the jealous bf type. Haha.
ME: Dont worry. I've called a help hotline for her. It's for the best.
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Hmm... Only Chace has actually been in movies that have gone to the theatre and is in the process of filming more with other credible actors. But obviously he can't act if people are hiring him. Ed just gets better SL with Chuck. Plus, he gets way more screen time on top of it. You can't knock on Chace's acting skills solely based on GG. They make Blake look bad at times too and the Weinstein Brothers just took her under their wing for new movie projects! GG is not something to base someones acting abilities, it's just a guilty pleasure of entertainment. It's NEVER going to win any Emmy's."
ME: Chuck's character started out as a would-be-rapist, low moralist and overall cynical asshole and Ed made it a lovable character. Blair started out as a self-centered bitch, grudge holding, conniving girl-evil and Leighton turned her into a heroine. Nate is still confused, unsure and bouncing. Chace was given the golden character, he could've made him something wonderful but he didn't. That's that.
Now, I want to formally announce that tomorrow, here, after the recap there will be an official PARTY. Yes, people. We will be celebrating. There will be music, dance, drinks and a free-for-all-posting. Bring yourself, your friends, your dog and you gummi bears because it's going to be CRAZY! I think we fucking deserve it, dont you think? PARTY LIKE IT'S 2009!
This is apparently a picture of what a Nate/Blair kid will look like. Now. I have a theory... that this person is either a drag queen OR they're a drag queen. It's one of the two.
Speaking of making fun of Nairers - this girl has to totally be a Nairer. I mean... she has all the qualifications of one.
Really... the madness continues? You all are SOOOO good to me, you know I love making fun of your everlasting stupidity! It's the perfect way to end the work week and it just makes me jubilant and excited! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR POSTING STUPID FUCKING SHIT AND GOD BLESS YA!
On to the Kool-Aid!
"pfff this topic is getting more and more ridiculous!! A) I don't understand why not can be a Chair fan a Nair fan or a Vuck fan or any other couple fan too??? Or why not can be a Derena fan a Serenate fan too??? Personally I love Serenate and Vuck , and B) I used to really like Chair too( I just think they should be just a part of the GG, not a longtime couple) but everyone's rooting for them..well almost..most people are...and I'd really like to love them again but C) I just loath their fans! And I'm not hypocrite I just hate that their fans are so rude and obsessed with them, and it's so annoying! I mean you don't care with any other couple but Chair and in every topic you try to humiliate the other couple( especially Nair ) and characters ( Vanessa )....D) it's disgusting and childish! I love Chuck! But yes E) I hate that his fans vehemently deny he's inherently a bad person (not to mention and scheming, which is why I think him and Blair don't work (or just for about 2 minutes and then they'll get boring or annoying) , since they're so similar, even though Blair's got a good heart and is my favourite) but I think he works well as a villain and a womanizer. Anything else just sucks. And I really hate when Chuck trys to be good or be a Romeo or sg like that, because it's not him at all and it makes him miserable and unsexy."
ME: Ok, so let me take this one in parts because we can break it down as such since there's such a ranting argument going on here and I can't wait to get my fingers in it :D
A) Because we here at the Kool-Aid LOATHE multi-shippers. That's all. We see it as a very Nate-like trait were you're just like 'whatever works, I dont care' and us being the passionate individuals that we are dont approve.
B) Please dont tell me you enjoyed Chair and expect me to believe it. How long did you like them for? Three episodes? I'm thinking no more than five - I think you just need something to believe in; no couple has captivated you beyond words hence why you're bouncing around here like a Cat in a Hat.
C) It almost seems like what made her 'loose' her love for Chair was the fans which makes no sense because you should love the couple for what they are, what they've been through and what they will become rather than the fans. I mean, are you shipping fans here or a show? We can almost call it a type of reverse peer-pressure or some sort of rage against the machine.
D) And disliking a couple because of the fans is not childish and immature?
E) I dont know which Chuck-fans you've been talking to but we have never denied that Chuck is bad. We LOVE him naughty; Blair LOVES him naughty. Why else would she had added her line in her love confession about 'darkest thoughts'? Now, Chuck is changing, I know it may be hard for you to comprehend but this is called Character Development. This is when characters CHANGE from their original selves and GROW UP. Hence dropping things like his womanizing ways once he's with Blair and why he is having such inner turmoil with everything because he's attempting to resist the change. I know, it's hard. Very few characters in GG have actually done it so I can see how you'll be confused. Here, have a drink.
BONUS: OH. And we've earned EVERY RIGHT to bash the character of Vanessa because we have put together a cohesive argument as to why she's useless and annoying. So I will bash all I like. As far as bashing Nair? Baby, the show bashes Nair itself or have you not watched the last episode? It's a running joke.
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Actually I love love love BN. look at them, they are gorgeous together, better millions times of Chuck and Blair, even their photos.this is my belif. you know I feel the writers are trying to please soome fans calling for CB to be together so they should make BN miserable and to break up and keep breaking up again and again, instead of teaching us how to fix our mistakes. Is this life ?? I don't blame Leighton when she said I fear for young ladies and asked them not to do like what they do in the show...haha Besides, when I've read that writers want to see fans' reactions, I realize that they are not writing what they believe or having aims to show but what the major fans ask!!! again I'm not sure but that's what I've read many times and laughted at !!!
ME: So from what I can gather the reason NB should stay together is because they're 'gorgeous' together and therefore they should be fixed. Right? Hence I can laugh at her, right? I mean, it's ok, right? Please, people. Have you no concept of storyline creations, character consistency, relationship development? I'm SO tired of going over and over this.
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I don't want to turn you and congratulate him for ruining her relationship with N" if she doesn't care about N why should she be upset.....and more things ... that I can say N loves B..and don't forget this season at least he is trying to fight to make C away from his and I don't blame him since C may do sth like before... so even if he trusted B, he couldn't trust C, because these was an incident before...and also do you think that a person can kiss someone who doesn't love ???(LMAO!!!!!!!! Little girl, please!) even his relationship with other girls is not like with B(but he kissed them so he must love them). I don't see that B loves C, but C loves B : even when she said " I love you " she said it because he is in a bad situation and about to leave without anybody there for him, so there wasn't anybody there except his friends..and coz he kept asking her to say that before so if she can say it he may change his mind instead of leaving, and I can do that out of friendship . If you count how many kissing scenes for B, from s1 and s2, you'll find that B kissed N more than C.
ME: ... I'm just bolding parts because this is just too ridiculous to counter it. I have some dignity, you know.Oh man, that was def. the laugh of the day, she takes the daily Kool-Aid award!
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Blair looks happy with Nate..but happier when she's with Chuck....Nate is so nice to her & really love her..but chuck is kinda mean with a deep love (??) ....I think she looks happy with both...but more sparks & drama with chuck!!
ME: Has she met the viewing age standard for this show? Where are her parents???What's going on here?
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Okay, This may sound crazy. But I have been thinking that Serena was just a way for Blair to meet Dan. Think about it. Blair would never be caught dead in brooklyn. (Other than to sabotage someone.) She would never pay attention to someone like Dan at school because she would see no designer labels and completely look through him. With Serena dating Dan, Blair had no choice but to acknowledge him. Serena and Dan can't get back together because their whole relationship now is teeming with incest. I know not fully, but it's still pretty messed up. Plus, why would the writers put Lily and Rufus together again after all the shit they have been through just to tear them apart again? Lufus deserves to be together before Derena. Sorry Derena fans. So Derena is dead and gone. Plus, they work better as a brother/sister relationship. Blair still sees Dan because of Serena. He has now been on her radar for a while. It would only be a matter of time. The writers know that these two would never meet on their own, so they need someone that would force them to see eachother. Cue Serena.
ME: WHAT IN THE FUCKING KOOL-AID COLORED HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, WOMAN?Cue stupidity!
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Or if they must make her (Blair) with a guy, I prefer N, because when you watch you feel they are natural, cute and clean, NOT dirty like CB, sorry to say that but this is in my mind along time ago. I'm always shocked when I see people writing SEXY of CB , actually they are NOT.Maybe coz CB fans are blinded by them, who knows. Again ugh I don't like C.
ME: So apparently Chair is dirty. I think she means dirty in a Christina Aguilera type of a way which to us, who have actually had hot dirty sex that felt fucking fantastic and satisfying, can take it as a compliment. Chuck and Blair would too. While Nair go years and years missionary and keep it clean. Hell, they may even get separate twin beds like the Ricardos.And baby? I think as you continue your life A LOT of shit is going to shock you.
Yes. This picture is real. Someone took time out to put it together. You know what this signifies, dont you? WANKING TIME!!!!! OMFG, I love this! I live for this fucking wanking. Because the few that are STILL posting (and not changing their usernames and rooting for Chair) will crack you the fuck up! Are you ready, people?
TIME. TO. WANK. THE FANDOM!!!!!
Let us begin with this thread title; which will go in my top-10 favorite thread titles of all time.
"One day GG will look up on NB and it'll shout SAVE ME. And we'll whisper EFF NO."
ME: Yes. That's how it'll happen. EXACTLY like that! And PLEASE for the love of puppies KEEP THEM COMING! Keep searching through your comic books and keep bringing them!
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I'm a huge Chair fan, but hearing Nate say those things to Chuck- "I want her!" - was almost enough to make me want Nair.
ME: He also wanted coffee. Do I sense Nate/Coffee coming up? Naffee would be HOT. Literally.
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and now the Interns over at Kristen
Romana in Cape Coral, Fla.: What can you tell us about the Gossip Girl finale?Chuck and Blair! What else is there to say? OK, how about that the spawn of Rufus and Lily will be played by an unknown—extrapolate from that what you will about said spawn's future on the show. (Of course, nobody had ever heard of Jessica Szohr before G.G., and now she's a big star with endorsement deals and everything.)
ME:.... yes. We knew all about the first part. EVERYONE knows about CB. Starving children in Africa know about this. Now. Let us address the last part because you know we couldn't stay quiet. Big Star? You mean big GUEST STAR, right? Because... that's what she is because BIG stars would be needed in every episode. And you wouldn't realize they were missing until it's over and you ask yourself - "wow... no HOT pink combat boots or random camera violations... I dont think we saw Vanessa today. Hummm... look at that... whatever... Chair was awesome." We wouldn't know since we fast forward through anything that has her face in it we're avoiding her like the swine flu. Stay off the Kool-Aid little interns, for the love of all that is holy and Edwardian.
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it's too bad Blair wouldn't end up w/ Nate, because after saw episode 21 & this sneak peak. i think Nate trully in love w/Blair. He bought an apartment near NYU & Colombia just because Blair won't take the subway and then he said he want her out loud. he never do that w/ serena, jenny even vanessa. :(
ME: ... one should not do that with ANYONE at the age of 18 most especially someone you haven't talked to in 17 episodes. Most especially someone like that.
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N deserves B way more than C.
ME: ...
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OMG! I am a Chair fan but I am kinda tilting to the Nate-Blair thing!"I want her!" WAAAAAAAAY too sweet!!
ME: OMG! You're an idiot!
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was soo hot!!! nate looks amazingly sexy when he's like that!! make him like thet every week and blair will stay with him forever! GO NAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ME: ... I just... I'm going to just go away now because you scare me. K?
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nate and blair shud b 2gther, blair, wakeup! nate's the ryt 1 4 u always, he knws wat he wants and its blair. nate really luvs blair, chuck cudnt even say ily 2 her, b gave hm al0t of chance but wat hppen? the bass blew her off. s0 blair shud b wid nate. im chuck bass is not applicble n0w.
ME: I hate when they go all algebraic equation on me; maybe I'm too fucking old but can someone translate this Sumerian please?
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I completely agree with you, xx-stupid-person-too-xx. Nate has been the most inconsistent character on GG since day one. That's why I love this clip because it shows such growth.
ME: Yes this makes sense. Considering he's inconsistent and hardly speaks ANYTHING he says, does, or eats can be considered character growth. Including any physical attributes like bangs. Those grow too.
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It's stupid to see the Chair fans trying to convince themselves that people don't like Nair. You guys got so blind with an idealistc beautiful romance that doesn't even actually exist between Chuck and Blair - it gets on the nerves. I'm posting here for the first time and u guys should just accept that Nair is getting stronger and it breaks my heart to know that the season will end with Chair. I just hope Chuck actually man up and don't ruin Blair and Nate's prom.
ME: Yeah. I have nothing left to say to this crappery. Because Nair is as strong as nails under post-traumatic stress cause by acrylic. It's as strong as that.
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if you would read our older posts then you would know that we have already theorized how Serena would react. She wouldn't be upset because she would not have those feelings for Dan anymore because now he is more like a brother to her. However she still knows what a great guy he is and knows how upset Blair is going to be when Chuck leaves her AGAIN, that she will be the one to bring them closer together. Serena will see the potential they have and give them the little push that they need. It's common fact that B and D won't get together on their own because they will be too embarassed with their own feelings. I am not even going to comment on Chuck because he will move on easily. The only person I feel bad for is Nate in this situation.
ME: So this is pro-Dair, right? Yeah, you're going to have to move A LOT of shit around for this little theory to fall into place. You'll have to remove ENTIRE CHUNKS of personality traits for BOTH Dan and Blair (AND Serena, oh AND Chuck) for this little theory to work. That's a lot of lifting and moving. Here, have a napkin. Wipe your sweat.
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I agree with this thread omg Ed has NO talent whatsoever he has no facial expression expect pout his lips and flare his huge nostirls THATS IT his only emotions is pout when guilt/sad and flaring when mad/"planning sumthing" and he smiles liek a a creeper... i never seen a genuine smile from tht guy... GOD hes horrible ... everyonne else on the cast has exprience and actully YES chace is actully a good actor at least he trying i mean i thought haunting of molly was good and he was good in covenant too but yea Ed no exprience no talent dont believe me wikipedia the cast thier all in good movies expect ed
ME: I have nothing to say, your honor. The people have spoken. And too fucking much, if you ask me.
For fuck's sake, please keep sending them in, I LOVE these statements because you know one way or another...
One should always begin a Sunday with a good old fashioned WANKING. It's a no-contest rule. It should be a the 12th commandment because you know the 11th one is thou shall only worship Chair. So... 12th commandment should be followed.
I never said he didn't have feelings for Blair; it just isn't love. He wants what he can't have. When did he put himself out for Nate, and Nate rejected it? When Nate needed somewhere to live? I don't blame Nate.. he probably has a REALLY tough time trusting Chuck after what he did. He knows Chuck can be a huge ass and low life. Just like last episode, he proved himself to be a huge dick by trying to steal Blair away from Nate. Chuck's feelings for Blair? Oh please, he's sleeping with a new girl every other episode. Because he IS the bad guy betwene the two in their friendship. I like Chuck as a character BECAUSE he is a sleaze bag. Yes, he has been sincere at some points in the past (aka trying to help Nate) but sorry, what he did to Nate was so much worse. If my best friend ever did that, I'd have a reeally reeeally hard time forgiving them. Oh right, because a good friend sleeps with his best friend's girlfriend? No, Chuck is the douchey friend.
ME: My favorite part of the whole thing is that she contradicts herself. So Chuck can't be trusted because he's done bad things but he's been sincere in trying to help Nate out. So which is it? And speaking of trust issues aren't we forgetting that it was with Blair's best friend that Nate fucked up with - and Blair is expected to forgive and forget yet Nate can't be bothered to do the same thing for his best friend? Because if I remember correctly Blair forgave her BOYFRIEND instantly. The LEAST Nate can do is offer forgiveness back to someone else. After it was done to him. But he neither forgave Blair or Chuck even when Blair came clean to him. On the contrary, he treated her like shit. Then he 'forgives' Chuck and turns around and gets mad at him for a reason we're still unfamiliar with.
You cannot put the blame on either here, the least you can do is woman up and realize that both have been in the wrong many times. And I'm not even arguing Chuck's feelings for Blair because we ALL know how he feels and Blair will also know in 3 episodes, the only one who is out of the loop is you. And really, once more Blair is not a commodity. She's not a stock bond. She's not property. The girl will make her own decisions and will go her own fucking way that she pleases. HOWEVER, she say it herself. Once Chuck confesses that he loves her she will be his. Just like she confessed that she loved him, hence his heart will always belong to her. They said it. Not me. The writers. Take it up with them.
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Well maybe if Chuck didn't completely fuck over Nate in the first place he wouldn't be so worried.. I think he trusts Blair, just not Chuck and I don't blame him.. he deserves a way better best friend than Chuck, soo sketchy.
ME: Blair said it herself. Nate doesn't trust her. He didn't deny it. Flawed argument.
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Actually it's not 80% of viewers who would agree with you..... it's only 68% cuz remember we had that poll of Spoiler TV a couple of weeks ago and Nair got 15%....... it's low but come on, it showed that Nair is the second biggest fan base of GG and that says alot. Chicken-Muffin, please get over the fact the Nair actually have fans. I mean, every couple is going to fans no matter what. We do not have to explain to you why we love Nair, it's our opinion. It's like the same way how I can't figure out why people ship Chair because I think that Chuck is ugly as hell. Fat, big forehead, big nose, nerd hair, and did I mention fat? But that's a different topic on it's own. So please get over that Nair has fans! It's no surprise hunny
ME: I HATE 'cuz'. I mean, it just gets under my skin and drives me insane. And really, the online polls DO NOT reflect actual viewers, just the ones online. Which means these percentages can drastically change. I actually believe Darena has much more fans OFFLINE than they do online. Of course Nair will have fans, they were the couple in the books, it's when you try to justify this plot-driven mess that gets you wanked. And ONCE MORE, bringing in physical appearance as a way to dethroning and putting down the ship is really not going to get you any respect from us. We've always said that Nate is really pretty. He's just that - pretty. Find a new angle.
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Well here's my prediction: the GG spoilers made it pretty freakin clear that B will end up with C in this season. but what will happen next season? one of the reasons i think C is so into B is because of the excitement of the chase. i saw someone mentioned in one of the older posts that C only wants B when she's with another dude, and i think theyr totaly right! in the next season i think C will grow bored of not having the excitement of pursuin B so he'll just go back to his old ways and let B fall flat on her face lol. oh B, dont u ever learn? shoulda stuck with handsome lovin nate.
ME: Yeah. I think you're totally wrong. So let's get that out of the way first, ok? And I love that because Nate is handsome he will not let her fall flat on her face. I mean, I dont know why I didn't see it before. I'm baffled. I'm usually smarter than this. Nathaniel that fall-breaker. He's 100% inanimate object now. That's MY prediction.
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I honestly think Vanessa is the only girl Chuck could ever fall in love with, every scene they've had i've seen something so different in the way C is with her. It's like she's so anti-everything he is that he has this sort of inherent trust in her, or something idn. He always seems to let his guard down around her, in a way i never see with anyone else.
ME: OK, NO. You ridiculous Vucker, Chuck is ALREADY in love with Blair. He just hasn't said it. Blair needs him to say it. Statistically speaking the less people have in common, the less alike they are is the less they will last. It's just fact. Long marriages and strong marriages will always tell you 'we had so much in common'. I mean, isn't that what a friend says to you when they meet someone they really click with. Which is in term where the term 'click with' comes from. Any of this ring any bells? And you've obviously missed CHUNKS of episodes if you haven't seen Chuck letting his guard down because I accurately remember 1.08, 2.01, 2.07, 2.08, 2.13, 2.14 and 2.15 of Chuck showing Blair parts of him that no one sees. Stores must be sold out of blindfolds because MAN, you must've piled them on!
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But i don't believe he's really in love with Blair, i think he's in love with the idea someone like Blair could love him... but i don't think he actually loves her because he can't accept the reality of being in love with a Blair that's "domesticated". Where as Vanessa is just the polar opposite, way more chill and not so focused on the "future".
ME: I still didn't get a reason as to why they would 'click well' together. I just know that she's his opposite and that she's focused on the future which in term would mean domestic tranquility, would it not?Same will chill would represent someone you can be calm and grow old with which will circle back to domestication.
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"Detour with a boho barista and I remembered I`m a 17 year old billionaire with incredible stamina" Obviously Vanessa`s gourgeousness fixed whatever erection problem Chuck had
ME: (give me a moment while I laugh)
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CB is alright i just dont see what the fuss is about they dont do it for me i prefer mushy love stories not agnst
ME: Yeah. I prefer people skipping in fields, while ducks swim in the background, and romantic instrumental music plays. It's fucking riveting especially as they stare at one another - in love. Ahhh... mush.
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Nate and Blair are so sweet with each other. They actually speak to each other rather than make downgrading sarcastic comments at each other. Blair and Nate really work for me. They're cute together.
ME: Just to clarify. By speaking we're ignoring that they ignored one another for over 13 episodes, right? Because... I'm thinking that's the only way the statement can be correct. If we ignore parts of the show. And once more, since they didn't talk and they're 'cute' they obviously work out.
I'm like out of juice, man. These arguments are getting more and more repetitive. I like, need new material. Some bat crazy shit like the great V defender or something. Something out of a Pollock painting. That would be GREAT.
Valleygurl80: so, did get attacked by the continuous pimping of Ed/Dreadlocks?
Cowgirlbiatch: it’s getting out of control, even you have to agree with me
Valleygurl80: I agree
Cowgirlbiatch: thank you
Valleygurl80: hehe
Cowgirlbiatch: I don’t appreciate it that you find it amusing
Valleygurl80: when they break it’ll be so much more glorious
Cowgirlbiatch: :D you’re SO right!
Valleygurl80: of course I am
Cowgirlbiatch: ok, let us move on to important things
Valleygurl80: three more FUCKING EPISODES!!
Cowgirlbiatch: YEAAHH!!!
Valleygurl80: I’m so excited! NB will burn, CB will be born
Cowgirlbiatch: it’s exciting times, my friends
Valleygurl80: and I love how creative our little hamsters are getting
Cowgirlbiatch: they are! They’ve moved past the OMFG, SO CUTE NAIR 4EVA
Valleygurl80: they have. They’re like the new us. Bitter and sarcastic
Cowgirlbiatch: but not as cute
Valleygurl80: never as cute
Cowgirlbiatch: cause we’re the coca-cola of this wanking business
Valleygurl80: I like Pepsi
Cowgirlbiatch: we can no longer be friends
Valleygurl80: why?
Cowgirlbiatch: that’s not american
Valleygurl80: speaking of patriotic, they’re apparently letting Lady Dreadlocks into the whitehouse thing
Cowgirlbiatch: fuck. Can you imagine all the extra security that she had to go through?
Valleygurl80: she had the men in black nervous
Cowgirlbiatch: totally, had to keep certain distance from the prez
Valleygurl80: hilarious
Cowgirlbiatch: for fear of you know, the swine flu
Valleygurl80: SWINE FLU!
Cowgirlbiatch: it’s more popular than us!
Valleygurl80: NOTHING is as popular as us
Cowgirlbiatch: we’re a bit self-centered
Valleygurl80: just a tiny bit
Cowgirlbiatch: so let us address this new list that came out!
Valleygurl80: OMFG, I LOVE the fucking list!!
Cowgirlbiatch: the list is great
Valleygurl80: we can nearly give them props
Cowgirlbiatch: calm down toto
Valleygurl80: fine, let us wank it instead!
Cowgirlbiatch: so this is titled: TYPICAL CHUCK/ED FANGIRLS
Valleygurl80: i guess this is not about me
Cowgirlbiatch: apparently not
Valleygurl80: this is all ABOUT YOU! You’re the new CHUCK!
Cowgirlbiatch: HELLZ YEAH!
Valleygurl80: LOL
Cowgirlbiatch: Ok. So they’ve gone and numbered it and all
Valleygurl80: they’re so cute
Cowgirlbiatch: I know, shut up and listen.
Valleygurl80: fine
Cowgirlbiatch: “1 - inability to accept that Chuck is not a LEAD”
Valleygurl80: and WHO is the lead? Mop with the mediocre storyline in the background?
Cowgirlbiatch: got wood?
Valleygurl80: and cloth
Cowgirlbiatch: then it’s good!
Valleygurl80: ok, what is number 2??
Cowgirlbiatch: ok, number 2. “Thinks that abuse and love are synonyms”
Valleygurl80: omg, we have things in common!
Cowgirlbiatch: I know!
Valleygurl80: because when you string someone along for months making them think you love them is totally emotional abuse!
Cowgirlbiatch: I know! Nair is like Chair!
Valleygurl80: only boring
Cowgirlbiatch: and without facial expressions
Valleygurl80: give me more!
Cowgirlbiatch: feed me, Simore!
Valleygurl80: :D
Cowgirlbiatch: OK, “3. Thinks that purple suits are classic”
Valleygurl80: Seriously? This is a trait?
Cowgirlbiatch: apparently, let me double check
Valleygurl80: check on that
Cowgirlbiatch: yeah she typed it
Valleygurl80: holy fuck, they’ve gone off the deep end
Cowgirlbiatch: they’ve BEEN in the bottom of the deep end for some time
Valleygurl80: so does this mean that THEY think last year’s jcrew is a classic or are they just pissed cause Chuck rocks?
Cowgirlbiatch: it can be a combination
Valleygurl80: fair enough. Number 4!
Cowgirlbiatch: “4. Condones the guy sleeping around but if the girl even looks the other way she is a whore!”
Valleygurl80: WHO THE FUCK CALLED MY BLAIR A WHORE?
Cowgirlbiatch: The Powder Ranger has!
Valleygurl80: HAHHAAAAA!!!
Cowgirlbiatch: I know, I love that fucking troll
Valleygurl80: she’s a Nairer
Cowgirlbiatch: I know. It’s sad.
Valleygurl80: I sense mutiny
Cowgirlbiatch: on the bounty?
Valleygurl80: no, in the party
Cowgirlbiatch: “5. Assumes that the death of a family member justifies any negative behavior”
Valleygurl80: let me get the link
Cowgirlbiatch: yes, get the link
My inner bitch/monster continues to crave more wankings, doesn't it do that to you too? Nod. Ok. So I am STILL going through all the craziness you all have sent us because some of this shit is out of control! I mean... what the fuck are people thinking? Are they thinking at all? It baffles me!
BLAIR AND NATE ARE FOREVER I LOVE! While watching this scene I was a little scared, that he was going to tell Chuck to have her. BUT HE DIDNT HE WANTS HER! YAY! They are the best couple ever! And i agree totally that this is the same Nate that wanted her back in 1x12, and i loved that Nate! Blair and Nate are so cute! And deserve eachother and he actially loves her! While Chuck makes me so mad and fools around and hurts her NATE IS FIGHTING FOR HER AND REALLYLOVES HER! BLAIR AND NATE <3!>
ME: Let us begin with the beginning of this statement. 'BLAIR AND NATE ARE FOREVER I LOVE!' I think she means there's a new phone out? While I wasn't looking? The I-Love? Anyone heard of it? Let me know! I dont know what I love more; the Cute-propaganda coming up once more or the fact that she ADMITS to there being multiple Nates. Like THIS time we 'finally' got the 'right' Nate. I dont know what this poor child will do next week once they break up. Like I'm afraid we'll need to take her to therapy or something.
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chuck and jenny man im not kidding i would love to see jenny soften chuck up a little whiles the make passionate love lol
ME: ... I think what disturbs me more about this statement is the words: passionate love. Like... I dont think she knows what sex really is so we will call it 'passionate love'. And really, if Chuck got any softer there will be no Chuck. Why dont people believe in the cultivating of one's real personality? It's like everyone wants everyone in this show to change. It's bizarre.
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Like Blair said about Chuck, it's not even a real relationship when you can't even hold hands. Team Nair!
ME: But of course. She missed the ENTIRE point. I dont know what these people do outside of posting online but I can tell you I am more afraid than ever to get drive-thru at Mickey-D's.
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the only girl that I can accept Nate with is Blair. Actually I couldn't love him with V, S and J. They are good with him as friends only , but not as a couple. Whereas, C can be really a womanizer. He is good with G, V (better than N), B ( but I prefer that he still be a friend of her rather than a boyfriend. He is good to be single as well. He can stand by himself. His character is strong, he doesn't need anyone.
ME: I am going to have to quote the finale though it hasn't aired yet. "I'm not Chuck Bass without you." So deal with that for a while. And how have you been even able to ACCEPT Nate at all for all of these episodes while he cunt-jumped from one place to another? I dont understand your logic but whatever, one can't argue with the fucking Kool-Aid.
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NATE........I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. when he said "I WANT HER" ,my heart melted Smile Bass, back off!!!!
ME: ... you know what? Whatever, think what you like, I can't handle anymore fuckery. You all will just drive me to drinking.
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I don't think GG's future sucess will rely on Chair, in fact I think it has the potential to be it's downfall, anyway, Chair will be a couple next season, a third straight season dominated by Chair, can't wait. /sarcasm I just hope that if the series progresses past three seasons, that they won't keep Chair as a couple for that long, not only do I not believe they are good enough to be sustainable for the rest of the series(and I don't) it will be boring to have them together for THAT long, ofcourse, even if they are endgame, I hope there is SOME Dair down the line as well(yes, shameless ship pimping, but wtf it IS a Dair thread).
ME: OMFG, SEASON 1 WAS DOMINATED BY CHAIR???? Someone DO something! They sent to my fucking house the WRONG FUCKING SEASON! Because MY season 1 was DOMINATED by Darena, I dont know what fucking season you got! Damn. I was totally jipped. (btw, THAT was sarcasm) And yes, the ever 'intriguing' Dair. Because, like I've said before, Blair needs ANOTHER judgmental man in her life. Since Dan is all accepting of everyone's bad qualities they'll be totally perfect. (yes. MORE sarcasm, shamelessly so.)
Peace out, kids. I'm heading out for the night, all these wankings have stirred my inner alcoholic!
As HOT as Leighton (all hail the Queen) and her ass looked at the Star Trek premier I fear we have lost her to the peroxide. Someone please tell me this is for the 'The Roommate' because Blair can't be blonde. Remember, Chuck likes brunettes with deep brown eyes and she needs to stay a brunette!
And look at Mr. Meester, still looking a greasy-hot-angry-mess. What is wrong with this boy??
I want to say that this is just for the 'break' and my Leighton (all hail the Queen) will be back to her sultry darker color because I need her to. I do like that her skin hasn't gotten darker, she's usually likes to roast like a marshmallow during Summer.
I mean... I dont know how obvious it is that she's just not that into you. I mean... really. I'm just glad she didn't take off the coat because I would've been enraged by the docile!Blair! this is the Blair I know and love, the one that doesn't do what Nate says but rebels against it! I'm glad they're over next episode because like we've said. This is the storyline that NEVER ends! Someone call Atreyu.
It's that time, people! Once more, because we have SO MANY wankings to do we have to start pushing them out. The craziness continues spreading like the swine-flu and we're ALL at risk to either be contaminated or have to watch/read the contamination.
Freakalicious!
Throughout this episode you could see how much Nate loves Blair and values their relationship. Nate's biggest issue was jealousy/distrust which lead him to not trust his girlfriend and acting mean to his best friend. I don't blame him though, Nate just wanted to make sure Chuck knew that him and Blair are becoming serious, and for him not to try to come in between them. Yes he could've gone about it better, sometimes emotions get the better of us. However when Nate let Blair go with Chuck alone to find Georgina this proved that he does trust Blair also that he was sorry for being rude to Chuck. This I feel helped Nate grow as a person. The look on Nate's face when Chuck said "It's Blair I'll take this outside" made my heart sink. There were other moments where I felt sad for Nate also, but that one stood out the most for me. I just want to say kudos to Chace for almost making me cry, his acting was super in this episode!
ME: OK. Let us start by saying that Blair herself stated that Nate doesn't trust her and Nate confirmed it. So, your statement, is indeed WRONG. Nate did NOT feel bad for being rude to Chuck because he still WANTS Blair. At least today he wants her, I can't guarantee who the fuck he'll want in a bit but lets go with what he wants TODAY. Ok. And on the growing? The only thing that Nate has grown is in weirdness because he's STILL cunt-jumping. What is WRONG with all of you, he was into Vanessa 2 episodes ago!! Do you all suffer from acute dementia? God! You all need to get that looked at, it's not right. And really? Nate ALMOST made you cry?
Fine. Go cry.
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Ok, this one really got me because it was in a thread titled: Nair Fans Speak UP. The title itself it hilarious, it's like they're some poor starved third country that lives off the charity of the writers. Actually, that's exactly what they are. :D So this chick posted by herself for like 4 hours or so and no one responded and I felt really bad. Like no one talked to her or encouraged her with a 'NB POWDER' or anything. Like that was just rude. So we're wanking it.
What? You thought we felt THAT bad? I dont think so. This is the SAME person posting over and over again.
181. I would love a Dan and Blair hook up. It would be hilarious. It wouldn't be emotionally draining or a chore to watch like Chair and their silly Cruel Intention games.
Posted 4/28/2009 12:44:32 PM #
182. My favourite Nair videos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QbV0FCl-JI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSaoSkgv674
Posted 4/28/2009 2:25:08 PM #
183. Does any1 have that clip of N and B where its in early Season 2, during the time N was still with the cougar, where B twirls her hair at N in a flirty way???
Posted 4/28/2009 2:26:51 PM #
184. For Chace/Leighton & Nate/Blair fans, here's a nice thread I made: http://jjb.yuku.com/topic/495899?page=1
Posted 4/28/2009 5:46:59 PM #
I mean really... someone tell her something. Please. She's typing there by herself.
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Are you kidding me? Chuck has been treating Blair like crap all season. He makes fun of her for saying she loves him, stands her up for a couple of hookers, and tried to run off to South America with Elle. The only reason he went back to Blair is because Elle rejected him. That isn't love, that's settling. I realize Nate made some mistakes in the past, but him and Blair are giving it a second try because they have matured and they love each other. To me Blair has always loved Nate more than Chuck, you can just tell by the way she looks at Nate. In the words of Blair Waldorf herself "I love you Nate Archibald, always have, always will."
ME: I dont even know where the fuck to begin with this piece of runny shit, I mean really. His father died and by the end of episode 2.14 he apologizes for what he said about her love and they embrace. I dont understand what part of that concept you DONT FUCKING GET. I dont. Elle's sole purpose in life was to make Chuck go back to Blair. Almost like a fucking road sign. You see? Of course you dont, you've got Kool-Aid blinders on. So I'll settle for that. Nate's made a lot of fucking mistakes, I can write a book about them but I'll fall asleep halfway through writing them. They haven't fucking matured, Nate left Vanessa for ACTING like Blair and then went to Blair which made as much sense of nothing at all. And from what you've written I'd say you know jack-shit about what Blair does and doesn't love so I suggest you shut up. That's all.
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Chair fans, you know they break up in Prom Night.. So let us Chair fans enjoy them while they're still together, without Chair fans picking and overanalyzing every little thing.
ME: We can't help it but because you're a realist and are semi-decent I will let you pass. Enjoy it, baby girl and sweet dreams, you wont get wanked by me.
You know, I have a distinct feeling that once this is all said and done - meaning Chair finally gets back together and the world is back on its axis that we're going to have a lot of those supposed 'ship jumpers' come swimming right on back. So hence we're going to need a bigger boat. Now, I would like to call all those FAKE!Nairers! (or Vucker-fuckers) the FONs. The FONs are the 'Friends of Nathaniel' as they easily jump through ships like Nate jumps through girls. So, while we wait for the FONs to take action why dont we praise a good post made by a non-FON in regards to Chair.
And I hope you all know that we not only take wankings in our emails, we also take AWESOME smart posts that we can share with the whole class! Below is our friend Alice who continues to baffle us with her ability to word our thoughts, our displeasure, the beauty of Chair and now the stupidity and inconsistency of Nair. Enjoy this excerpt from her essay that she sent in the writers.
The delicious tension of a great love story lies in dramatic irony – we know what they do not; that which is utterly self-evident but to which they are utterly blind. It is no use blinding the audience and then asking them to see. To have every character extolling the virtues of Nate and Blair when your audience was told since the Pilot that they are utterly wrong for one another, that Nate was in love with someone else, that their relationship was based on social expectation, childish ideas about love and Blair’s determination to be Audrey Hepburn even if it killed her, is ludicrous.
Vanessa’s homespun honesty and her lack of guile were what attracted Nate to her; her lack of interest in playing the game and, most importantly, the fact that her nature was antithetical to Blair’s. Every time any woman in his peripheral vision has behaved like Blair (Catherine, Jenny and now Vanessa), he has aborted their affair instantaneously. Nate does not like his girls complicated. His sudden desire to be with Blair has returned precisely at the moment when she has begun to behave the least like herself. Just as it did before. She’s softened her edges, repressed every ugly part of herself, retracted her claws. In short, she has relinquished the power she has in spades which terrifies a man like Nate. Their being together does nothing for their maturation; it merely compounds the very worst of themselves. Their relationship keeps them in a state of suspended animation, which, for Blair at least, keeps the pain of her father’s abandonment and the death of all her youthful ideas about a perfect family, at bay. This is arrested development, a state of being which I think any psychologist would agree is a very bad thing. Indeed, any attempt by the show to validate their relationship will be, for this viewer, truly disturbing and regressive. Is the audience supposed to believe that the disempowerment of a woman is what is necessary for ‘true love’ to persist? That preserving some Victorian ideal of a simpering, deferential femininity is a good thing?
Do you expect anyone to cheer for the resurgence of this? Do you expect anyone to be sold on the idea that a man who has flitted between five other women, who we were being told was in love with Vanessa until he coldly revealed to her, and the audience, that we had all been misinformed, is in love with someone he cheated on and didn’t tell for six months and with whom he has shared a total of five scenes within eighteen episodes?
I swear, this girl's too smart for this show.
And now a little shout-out to Maeuis who has done one hell of a Chuck/Blair picspam. Gave me chills!
They think they are which almost makes them cute. ALMOST! Now. Who is really to hear and WANK stupid people? Because I'm telling you, some of the ones featured today are out of their fucking mind. In a glorious way!
(witness the most insane conversation we've had the pleasure of capturing. Ridiculous people in their natural habitat!)
Am I the only one who thinks that these two had great chemistry? (no, you and your little friend agreed) I have never seen chuck show more concern for anyone than he did for elle. I know chuck is acting like he's all about blair now, but if elle asked him to give her another chance he would forget about blair in a heartbeat. (this one if just showing clear signs of being STONED. Just fucking stoned. She left the Kool-Aid behind a long time ago and has clearly moved to more damaging substances) I hated how they ruined elle's character (WHAT FUCKING CHARACTER?? Aaron had more fucking character!), but hopefully they will bring her back next season, and chuck can reunie with the most beautiful woman he's ever seen. (like really... you expect me to take you seriously?)
reply: I loved the Chuck and Elle storyline! The relationship itself wasn't incredibly compelling, but the storyline around it was terrific. Secret societies of the rich and powerful... a lustful obsession that shouldn't be...? It was very much like Chuck from the beginning of the season (like in "New Haven Can Wait" when he toyed with the Skull and Bones boys)! Admittedly, I'm a fan of Chuck/Blair but I do get sick of the butterflies and flowers that seem to be popping up in their relationship. (OMFG, HIT THE FUCKING DECK, PEOPLE! We're being ATTACKED by the fucking butterflies and the flowers and all the FLUFF in the Chair relationship!! Cowgirl? Cowgirl? She's dead! The giant butterfly killed her. Are you happy now?? Man! Can we get some angst here? Because all this fluff is just SOOOOO boring!) Chuck/Elle was a really refreshing change.It baffles me that people disliked the Elle/Chuck relationship when in the end, it's Elle who encourages Chuck to start fighting for Blair. (yeah, I can't imagine why either and yes that's fucking sarcasm, Butterfly-girl)
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"I just feel bad for Nate, yes I said it. He loves Blair, I mean he bought them an apartment for crying out loud. He also is the only girl he has said he loves. I just don't want him to get his heart broken at the end of this season. They'd better end on good terms. Or in my dreams not end at all..."
ME: Ok, let me wank you in steps, ok? Step 1 - he bought them an apartment after dating for TWO FUCKING EPISODE. Actually, one and a half. And you EXPECTED them to last? Step 2 - So Nate shouldn't get his heart broken though HE has broken the hearts of about three girls? Yeah, that's a good number. So it's ok for him to go around with a heart machete but it's not ok for him to cry? Grow fuck up. Step 3 - OF COURSE they'll end on good terms they all have to interact in their highly realistic show. And I suggest you stick to your dreams, it'll be healthier than posting this nonsense.
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"This episode was the best in a long time, seriously, I hate how people base their opinions of the episodes of CB, it's almost as if they ignore everything else"
ME: We ignore everything else because the writers do also. It's simple as that. They put in a lot of effort and time in making Chair this long and plotted out storyline and you still dontunderstand how we eat up what they give us?
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I love nair; I literally began shipping them on about the third page of the first book when you find out he slept with Serena. I had an incurable hatred for Serena, which has now tranfered to Chuck. I just want them to be left alone; all of their friends interfer!
ME: Because loving a relationship where the guy cheats on the girl with the best friend is the PERFECT thing to do. And like we're stated before, poor Nathaniel accidentally fell inside Serena's cunt. So it's totally explainable now.
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ROTFL ROTFL omfv someone needs to send all Ed fangirls on a one way trip to the moon. They are clearly on crack. As if I'd ever be jealous of that short fat dwarf who only gets laid for being on a tv show. It's because i'm devoid of jealousy that i can like the people i do. Johnny Depp is way more famous, rich, and beautiful than Ed could ever dream to be. So that just proves your hilariously weak theory wrong. plz GTFO of this thread deluded Ediots and stop embarrassing yourself. Unless you want to keep being mocked and laughed at by all of us here ROTFL. Then by all means go ahead and stay for our daily amusement haha. Tongue out
ME: ... And someone people doubt that these CHILDREN can be older than 12? Really? Read the idiot above because it that doesn't say pre-pubescent teen I dont know what does. How about if you want to CONTINUE being mocked and laughed by all the non-idiots that come here to read your stupidness and incredible immaturity you SHUT THE FUCK UP and go watch cartoons. Otherwise please continue and YOU will be our daily amusement.Stop crying, here's your Kool-Aid bottle again.
We have A LOT more wankings to do, you have NO idea, I'm just getting warmed up! :D
Oh you know what it damn well is! It's WANKING THE STUPID MOTHERFUCKING FANDOM!!! Oh man. I guarantee you will laugh in this one. I could hardly type because some of these were SO fucking amusing!! Here we go, babes!!
Ok, so How can you spot a Nairer?
Because they can't fucking hear, their ass is on fire and they think NOTHING is wrong. Carry on, motherfuckers! Sip your Kool-Aid from the sippy cup!
You all ready for it? Because it's going to be FUCKING amazing!!
i think its really stupid that chuck hasn't mentioned vanessa, they had a deep connection and blair belongs with nate right now and dan with serena and that's how its going to be or im going to cry
ME: *passes tissue* Baby, I've had cookie-sheets with more dept than that.
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CHUCK STAY AWA FROM BLAIR SHE LOVES NATE NATE LOVE HER GO AWAY U R SO FAT!
ME: I can't take it. I just can't. HOW do these people function in their everyday???
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(the best conversation of the day)
NBer- Aww NB are so awesome Nate said ily , why do you have to ruin them Josh why??
CBer - ...
ME: That is just WRONG. Granted I had the SAME reaction when I read it. But really. You didn't even offer her a tissue. Or a Valium. Or a fucking clue. Be generous out there, they're starting to fall the fuck apart. The thing is that I know what she's thinking as she types those dots. She's like... you dumb fuck... go find a clue.. somewhere else... you're disturbing the rest of us who are OFF THE FUCKING KOOL-AID!
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I dont understand! Why is everyone sad, we got an I LOVE U from Nate, this is AWESOME! Then when they break up it'll be all because they love one another but chuck got in the way and they'll be together again!
Do you get mad at the show? Do you wish you can rant out but afraid people you may hurt people's feelings? Welcome to Gtopia. Where we're bitches all the time and unless you're a goddess (aka. Blair Waldorf/Chuck Bass/Dorota) you will be WANKED. Because you're obviously drinking the Kool-Aid.
Do you have a WANKERY that needs to be posted? Email us at theggkoolaid@gmail.com and we will gladly make fun of people on your behalf.
WARNING: Be aware that if you're just emailing us to wank US then be ready to be wanked back. XOXO
