Sunday, May 24, 2009

oh the pains of being SANE



As you can see, we have to take them as they come. It's been extremely slow in the wanking business these days. Either they're all hidding or it really was 3 people posting over and over. I'm fond of the second theory, it makes sense in this senseless world.

Since you're all busy voting for all of your fanfiction and all I will go ahead and grace you with a couple of wanks. Every once in a while you all send them in. And we appreciate them WHOLEHEARTEDLY.

"I actually think josh S hates Chuck and SS loves him. I also think he's back and is purposely dismantling CB and propping up NB."

ME: This person... has never read an interview, has never watched an episode, has never read an article, a review, has never done anything outside her little bubble. It's the only explanation because... because it's the only explanation. Either that or the Kool-Aid. Yup, it must be the Kool-Aid.

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LOVE the pictures and that season 3 poster is classic.
LOVE it and it's very telling who is still the male lead of this show, the credits say it all. Not to mention the positions in that poster. this shows leads are Blake/Serena, Leighton/Blair, Penn/Dan and Chace/Nate.. I've always known this but it's nice to see it confirmed.

ME: I just LOVE how this person's line of vision works. She should have it medically checked, seriously. Because she's staring at the picture:



And let me clarify that I totally dont blame her for skipping over LD because I did too, so she sees Chace, smiles, sees Leighton (all hail the Queen!), smiles, has momentary malfunction because she can't handle Ed-in-the-middle (while most women would LOVE that), wakes up from her malfunction and sees Blake and continues from there. Human malfunction induced by the Kool-Aid. It's fantastic when we see how they think, isn't it? It's kinda scary. In the 28-days kind of scary. DONT LET THE KOOL-AID GET IN YOUR EYES, KIDS!!!

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"She'll say that about whomever she's romantically paired with at that time. I do think she LOVES kissing Chace way more than Ed and her wiping her mouth after kissing Ed is proof."

ME: Once more, bitches. Let us start by WANKING you for stating anything wrong against the Queen. YOU DO NOT MOCK THE QUEEN, what the fuck is wrong with all of you!?? Ugh. Second, I cannot take the second part of your statement seriously as it's obvious from the footage when EL were kissing in 2.25 outside the Plaza Hotel that they were joking around. It's called having fun with your co-worker and keeping things light when he's practically got his tongue down your throat. Because otherwise you'll enjoy it a little bit too much. Dont worry, when a guy finally kisses you, you will understand and on a side note. Find me an article where The Queen has praised Nair the way she does Chair and I will personally apologize to you. Go on. Find me an article where she says Nate is the guy for Blair (the ONLY guy for Blair), I dare you.

3 comments:

  1. nad it continues. I thought after the finale, all those idiots would have found a cliff to jump off. It still amazes me to see what they'll come up with. Leight likes kissing Chace more because she wipes her mouth after kissing Ed. 1) It means there's more passion and 2) who DOESN'T do that? LOL

    please keep them coming, at least it'll give us something to talk about this summer. And I'm with you on daring them to find something where Leight supports Nair or Nate for B OR that she even says she likes working with Chace.

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  2. I love the picture comment!! EPIC!!
    Awww... Poor Nairers, it's kinda cute see the three of them, clinging to hope that Nair 14.0 is coming someday...

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  3. OMG. Who the eff is that first person? Are they completely insane? I guess Josh actually hates Ed, and therefore feels the need to cover it up by kissing his ass in every interview. And his favorite characters are probably Dan and Jenny, which is why he talks about them ALL THE TIME.

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