upfront TALK

Lady Dreadlocks: OMG, did you hear I have a campaign!??
Taylor: Yeah. Whatever. I'm going through my teen angst.
Barbie: My shoes rock I just forgot the clothes. But I'm happy to be here. Yeah. I'm happy.
The Queen: I sport this dominatrix look because I can and I rock at anything and everything. Even as a blonde.
Taylor: Eww. Something touched me.
LD: It's my hair.
Taylor: That's hair? I could sing about this.
Barbie: I'm happy to be here, I'm so happy to be here!
LD: OMG, did you hear I'm going to get eaten by piranhas!??
The Queen: We heard.
Taylor: I'm just going through my teen angst.
Barbie: I'm happy to be here, I'm just so happy to be here!
LD: OMG, did you hear -
The Queen: for fuck's sake, we HEARD!
Tylor: I could sing about this.

LD: OMG, PICTURE TIME!! MONTAGE!
Paparazzi: Yeah, we got you, thanks, person.

LD: ONE MORE, ONE MORE!
Paparazzi: yeah... no, we got you already honey
LD: ONE MORE, ONE MORE!!!!!!

LD: HOW ABOUT THIS ONE? THIS ONE WORKS?
Paparazzi: yeah...
Paparazzi 2: who is she?

The Queen: Since no one is really looking this way; how about I grab your ass?
Barbie: I'm just so happy to be here!

ETA: Because we HAD to add this one. HOW CAN WE NOT???? MONTAGE!!

mini-Queen looses her pants

Oh c'mon, Taylor! Please, baby! Please! Put some pants on, girl! We kinda like you, you're ahead of the game from most but you HAVE to wear pants. Some restaurants wont let you in their joint, you know? Please, please put pants on or something. A shrug, a towel, a loin cloth. Something!

maybe PEPTOBISMOL can contract her next!

I have come to correct conclusion that the only reason this person is everywhere is because she has nothing else to do. Ever. I mean. Can you imagine all the free time you would have if you come on set once a week, did your 2 sad scenes and then tagged along with your boyfriend all the time? Yeah. You'd have nothing to do either so you would be all over the place annoying the living HELL out of me until I had to take my digital pen and make little Xs all over the fucking place!

*breathes*

AND - AND - AND!!!!! Does she ever STOP TALKING about the plots??? Ed is always mum about it, Leighton (all hail the Queen) catches herself and I'm still not sure if Blake can talk off camera but Lady D over here CANT STOP TALKING. Give her some oral peptobismol or something!

On the side note SQUEE on the EL pic!!!! That and Taylor and Michelle who are always rocking! Plus Taylor has a bra on this time. Good girl! :D

like courtney without the CRACK

LOOK AT TAYLOR GO!

We have to admit that we often dont give this sixteen year old kid enough credit but she's getting it now. She's fucking AMAZING! I love the songs, I want them! You see what getting by on your OWN talent does? I love it, I wish her the best. Admittedly she's scared us sometimes with her long legs and such but at sixteen most girls that are her height refuse to wear heals and look at her go! I think she will evolve her music nicely :D She's got a lot of balls AND can act!

867-5309 JENNY JENNY

We admit to often not give a damn fuck about other people other than Chair and those pertaining to Chair but we have to hand it to Taylor for making it in on of People's 100 most beautiful people! Damn, if at 15 I had done that I wouldn't have worked a day in my life. Let us be honest here.

Speaking of Jenny, I have to say something here for a moment. Jenny's character is actually strong and more developed than Serena's. This season they BETTER give her a guy. Like a real boy, not the Pinocchios they give Serena. A real one. If they're not going to go the NJ route then DO something about this poor girl. She can probably rock a ship that would make me interested on.

So let us poll it. :D

poll by twiigs.com

JENNY-me!

DAMN, TAYLOR! Look at you! Showing ass cheeks at 16, my mother would've KILLED me if I did that at your age! But you're rocking it, looking all in your 20's and shit!

You can act for your age, you've made Jenny more likable this season, AND you're showing off your buns of steel! We have to give you props. Now, if the writers would only give you a real love interest that would be grand!

We're STILL mourning that you didn't make out with Agnes, that was a storyline lost. Nate would've watched.

pic TALK

ADRIENNE: Is your hair the same color as your skin?

TAYLOR: At least my breasts fit in my dress.

ADRIENNE: What breasts? You're 12!

TAYLOR: PLEASE! I'm grown up to wear maroon lipstick and rock it!

ADRIENNE: And you're wearing lace! Like the ugly kind!

TAYLOR: And you're wearing part of Jessica's weave - the slightly better combed kind!

ADRIENNE: Isn't it past your bedtime?

TAYLOR: Isn't it past your expiration date?

ADRIENNE: BITCH!

TAYLOR: WHORE.

ADRIENNE: The camera is here!

TAYLOR: Where's the rest of your dress?

ADRIENNE: I ate it.

16 going on 39

I can't be the only one worried, can I? I mean... WHAT is going on here? She went from having a punk edge which we expected from her to THIS white-trash mess! What is GOING on here?? The hair, the sunglasses, the dress, the droopy chest, the jacket - it's too Joan Jett on crack for our likes! SOMEONE save this child, please before she goes in a Brit-Brit stampede!

Apparently JSzzz and Taymom's stylists are lovers and have run off together. Leaving their clients to become HOT MESSES all over town. I'm pretty sure this is part of the water shortage we reported earlier OR the social experiment.