HOTTEST of them all

Yes, Maxim may be that magazine our brothers, boyfriends and husbands just LOVE to read but you know we perked up when they release that HOT 100!!!

The girls made it!!!

Blake at #33 with her blonde-thing going on. I guess men like the Barbie look. I'm much more of a brunette myself for both boys and girls.

MICHELLE!!!! If there was no Leighton (all hail the Queen) in this world you would be our Queen and we would totally be scandalized for you being on #85. But dont worry, there's always next year!!

LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!!! Number 12, majesty! LOVE IT! You should've really been #1 but dont worry, we will start a letter writing campaign on your behalf. We're not worthy!

Oh and look at that! LD didn't make it! I'm SUPER surprised! Her people must not be working as overtime as we had anticipated. But dont worry, LD, with the right people and ANOTHER boyfriend you may make it to the list next year. I'm sure you wont disappoint.

the sky is blue and you're SO BEAUTIFUL!

I HAVE FUCKING DIED OF FUCKING HAPPINESS

FUGnessa

So the wrap party arrivals left us with something to say. Something nice. Something bitchy, something right down mean but I feel that if WE dont say it the rest of you will not. So here it goes. Our girl-crush on Michelle continues as she arrived flawless and elegant, not even bothering to look at the camera because she's the old pro ;)

She looks perfection, I'd go lesbian for her for sure. Then we have to also praise Nicole, who even though she has less screentime than LaJessica she looks so very pretty with fresh bouncy curls that make us want to touch them.

And then comes what you all were waiting for. The WANKING. Because this cannot go unmentioned. I mean. I hardly have to say ANYTHING because this guy's reaction said it all for me. He is a CONCERNED citizen, mind you. He's scared right out of his mind that she would do this to a poor animal and attempt to get away with it and then freshly saying hello to the camera without any concern for others.

You see???? It's not just us! It's people all around, too scared to say anything because they dont know what secret powers those dreads have. I mean - they're LONG. They can totally come alive and strangle him if he stared too long. PLUS, they're holding on by this 'headband' (and WTF, bitch, that's such a BLAIR thing - stop trying to be BLAIR!) made out of the carcass of a dead rat. It's all very frightening and this man is clearly concerned.

But that's cause he hasn't seen the feet. The feet take the motherfucking cake.

Yes. That is a prison tattoo. Yes, her toe nails are not painted and slightly tinted yellow. Your honor. I rest my case. I have nothing more to say. I'm just pointing out the evidence. I mean - you're in SHOW BUSINESS! PEOPLE WILL LOOK AT YOUR TOES! They will photograph them with high resolution cameras! Have them painted, even on the limo on your way there! Chose a different weave, how about going with your ACTUAL hair that has been shown in a positive light in the show?? WHY THE WEAVE??? LEAVE THE WEAVE ALONE! The weave scares me SO much, you all have no idea, I just think of all the shedding it does all the time and I of bits falling into food and drink. I get scared. It's not sanitary.

Now. Who's grossed out?