Showing posts with label chair-love. Show all posts
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Saturday, May 23, 2009

VOTE, MOTHERFUCKERS, VOTE!!!





Yes, our kids are getting a motherfucking EMMY, you hear? So stop what you're doing, let go of that fanfiction you've been reading, stop bitching about Nate in that forum, stop starring dreamily at the new Ed photos and GO VOTE!

Thank you for your cooperation :)

Friday, May 22, 2009

she's BLAIR and BLAIR is her



A moment please as I squeal like a fucking fangirl and make imaginary love to The Queen.

Blair Waldorf and Chuck Bass have always had a very passionate and tumultuous relationship on "Gossip Girl." With season two ending with Chuck traveling the world to collect treasures for Blair to prove he cares for her, it does seem that, at least for now, these two are trying to make it work.

"I mean, that's pretty romantic. I think he knows now what he wants. They're done with high school, so any drama associated with that is sort of gone," Leighton Meester (a.k.a. Blair) told MTV News. "I mean, I think I'm pretty satisfied with what happened. I was really happy when I knew they kind of ended up together at the end of this season."

But Meester also warned fans that although things seem great in the world of Blair and Chuck, that doesn't mean they'll have a picture-perfect ending: "It's still kind of a cliffhanger 'cause ... every other episode they're back [together], they're not, they're back. But now I feel like it's more official and he's willing to admit his feelings and she is too. That's a relationship I really like a lot."

She added that the couple have a "fun dynamic." "Them together just seems so real. I mean, he loves her," she said. "The point is you love to hate him. You hate to love him. And he's such a very definitive character and he's always changing too. He's awesome."

So, if things don't work out again between Blair and Chuck, what guy would she want to see with her? Well, none! "Every time she breaks up with Chuck I don't want to see her with anybody. They're never actually broken up; she still pines over him. I think, from my point of view, a tumultuous relationship is an unhealthy one, and for them to be together it's going to take work. But they might just fight and break up and get back together. They seem like that kind of couple." (bwahahahaha!!!! It's Chair or NOTHING for the Queen and you all know that what the Queen says it's law)

She may not know what will happen with Chuck, but she does have some predictions about her own character. "I don't think Blair's losing her queen-bee status just yet," she said, adding that she would like to see her lose something else. "I think we might retire the headbands. ... To me, it's always been where she's at in her life. Maybe she'll start wearing them to regress."


Fuck, I love her. Like really love her. She loves her character, she UNDERSTANDS Blair AND Chuck. She knows them so well which is why she's fantastic at everything and anything. She's in this relationship; the moment the camera rolls she's as much in love with him as Blair is. That is fantastic, it's very rare that you get an actor to support so much what the writers are attempting to portray.

Well. I suppose we just got confirmation that she never wanted Nair together, did we? :P

Sunday, May 17, 2009

he loves me, he loves me not - HE LOVES ME!

This is getting COMPLETELY out of hand! I dont think I've been this spoiled since the day before 2.01. But hell this sneak peak is so much love that I dont mind at all :D




Blair: I love her, I LOVE her, I love HER?

*happy sigh*

Serenate braining each other's hairs and having heart-to-hearts... this sounds promising! :D

It's almost here!!!!

Can I hear a happy shout???

One the site note, can we once more state what a JOKE Nair was? I mean... where's the hidden camera because really... really? REALLY!

Friday, May 15, 2009

best. picspam. ever.




Why You Should Always Steal Your Best Friend's Girl

So we're bored as we wait for even MORE spoilers of what happens between the point of Blair thinking she's a game to Chuck to their epic kiss. So this awesome meme makes up for it!

This just proves (ONCE MORE!) that Chair is SO endgame. Now, I'm just of the opinion that Chair is just more epic than anything else here but you all know I've confessed to being biased at life.

I need to find out what I'm going to do come the Summer. I need a show or something.

Monday, May 11, 2009

true LOVE vs Natwhorism






So you see, this is when I die before my TV and just spasm uncontrollably. Yup. That's me. There. On the floor.Dont worry. I'm happy.

For fuck's sake if she has to ask him ONE MORE TIME I will personally enter my TV, choke him and then lock them in a closet together.

Now, for fuck's sake bring on the Sneak Peaks and Sunday and Monday and JUST GIVE IT TO ME NOW!!!

And now for the spoiler:

Lindsey in Boston: Anything you can share about the Gossip Girl finale?
You know how we saw those Gossip Girl set photos where Blair kissed both Chuck and Nate on the street? One of them was a total fake-out. Teehee! In other finale news, Little J comes into her own (and there's a nice rapprochement between her and Blair), Gossip Girl calls Nate a whore, you won't realize Lily-Rufus spawn is already there until the very last minute and there's a hint that several familiar background faces might become recurring or even regular characters in season three. (We'll tell you more about the realistic prospects for those recurrences after you've all seen the finale on May 18.)

I cannot tell you how SHOCKED I am that the Nair kiss is fake. I mean. Just SHOCKED. But what really makes me just LOVE this is that FINALLY someone calls Nate a whore and it's said by the only person that matters!! I propose a new name: Natwhore; a male seriously lacking in facial expression that continues to seduce unsuspecting women with his badly combed nappy bangs, remains confused through the duration of the relationship and cunt-skips from woman to woman. Natwhore.

the motherCHUCKER saves the night





Now. I want to see who will now claim that Chuck has never loved Blair and he's never made things happen for her. I want to see now. Because if there's some sad little troll out there who claims all these things they will get a wanking that will go down in history. I dont plan to hold back with those stupid fuckers or the ship jumpers that are jumping right on back. Yes, Chuck does back things and he manipulates and he's just deliciously evil but when he wants to he can be amazing like he was here. He really really loves her and in his belief that he can't make her happy he created the perfect night for her. She has no clue what is happening (and I swear, if I were Serena and this was happening to my best friend I would open my mouth, but you know, it's all part of the plot) and even after she has EVERYTHING she ever wanted she realizes this is no longer what she is and she needs to let go of the past. Very poetic and very fairytalish. For me, the most ardent of cynics and realists, it made me fucking melt.

But really, if people can STILL not see the magic behind it all you are purposefully chugging back the Kool-Aid and tying the blinders on yourself because denial is the only route for you.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

REVELATIONS... really



Question: Any new scoop on Gossip Girl? --Kathleen
Ausiello: One relationship won't survive prom night.
oh ausi!

This is when we realized that we were in some sort of religion or cult. Because they keep saying that the Second CB coming is coming and coming - any moment now - we must be prepared for it. The prophets keep talking, we keep waiting, CB-kissage icons at hand, ready to go at the blink of an eye and we wait and we wait until the very end when it's finally time! And all of our suffering will be worth it as you gave yourselves as sacrificial lambs for the writers to do what they wanted with you. But until then your eye must fucking twitch through ANOTHER Nairy kiss but WORRY NOT! CB IS COMING!

Because there will be wars, and tribulations and then you shall know that the coming is... coming and CB will rule once more, heaven and earth for a thousand years!

I think I just swallowed Georgina Sparks II. You see, this one was also dragged to the dephs of hell where they force you to watch NB/CV scenes OVER AND OVER.



Wednesday, May 6, 2009

in the face of TRUE LOVE




NEWSBREAK: FANDOM SOCIALITES COWGIRL AND GOSSIP GUY HAVE FORMALLY ANNOUNCED THEIR ENGAGEMENT EARLY THIS MORNING. THE TWO HAVE BEEN SHARING A SECRET AND EXTREMELY SCANDALOUS AFFAIR FOR THE PAST FEW MONTHS AND HAVE FINALLY DECIDED TO INFORM THEIR FRIENDS AND FAMILY ABOUT THIS NEW DEVELOPMENT.

Serious, how can we NOT want to marry him? The things that he says are swoon worthy and so darling that I'm ready to be one of those crazy bitches that buys her wedding dress before she finds the damn groom. Only I have found him so it's totally OK to buy a dress, right GG?

Let us take a moment and look back in time to the moments we just knew it was meant to be.

5. How will Chuck react to seeing Nate and Blair at the prom?
Gossip Guy: Probably with a couple of classic Chuck brooding stares, but Gossip Girl spoilers suggest he won't take any action. You're killing me Chuck.

1. What was your favorite Gossip Girl quote from the episode?
Gossip Guy: It may be the Chair fan in me, but I got all giddy through the whole scene where Chuck and Blair met up while she was spying. We'll give the best quote to Chuck Bass for noticing the beret and immediately asking who she's spying on.

3. Harder to believe: The distance between NYU and Columbia constituting a long-distance relationship, Lily and friends forking over cash in minutes in this economy, or any scene involving Vanessa?
Gossip Guy: Phew. I thought I was going to have to think about this and then you gave me the easy out. Definitely the useless Vanessa. Did we really need her pointless "I Never" scene? Ooh, she made the big reveal about Rufus not having enough money to send Dan to school. Big whoop. He knew that, retard. Did you not hear about his catering job?

5. Should Blair move in with Nate?
Gossip Guy: No way! Blair held Chuck's hand while they slept in the limo and that was way hotter than all her moments with Nate combined.

5. Will Chuck and Vanessa hook up again?
Gossip Guy: Excuse me, I had to just swallow the vomit that almost came up.

3. Do you feel bad for Vanessa?
Gossip Guy: Seriously? Next question.

4. Should Chuck have done as requested when Blair said "take me now," or did he handle the situation correctly?
Gossip Guy: Chuck, I admire that you were trying to do the right thing but you are a better man than I. Idiot.

2. Nate and Vanessa: Kind of cute, totally useless or both?
Gossip Guy: Totally useless. Personally I thought Nate was being cute with the little joke of sending the mask, but I think when you send it to Vanessa all humor and cuteness instantly convert to uselessness.

2. Can Derena's romance survive the love child twist?
Gossip Guy: You kidding me? Their love can't survive a little murder, their parents being former lovers, or a gust of wind. How are they possibly supposed to survive sharing a half-brother?

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

turn up the HEAT



Apparently someone if OFF the Kool-Aid as this AWESOME full-page ad comes out in HEAT magazine. Yes, stop staring at the Winchester boys for a moment and shake off the visual of a Dean/Blair/Chuck/Sam foursome off your brain, ok? Are you with me?

Good.

THIS is how to promote a season. Hell, if I just saw this and hadn't seen any of S2 I would rush to the stores to get me a copy!

Makes me want to buy the magazine just because!

AND to seal the matter and make us want to move to UK, this is apparently the cover of Season 2 Part 2 of the GG DVD set. Congrats, UK - you all are off the Kool-Aid!!!



Monday, May 4, 2009

the most DIFFICULT thing to explain in life





Excuse me while I go back to bed and cry my eyes out. This is just... THIS is a well told love story. Something that takes forever to come because when it does come and when the I love You is said - it'll be worth it in spades.

I am so tempted to call in and just stare at the scene all day. ALL day long.

I just want to forget all the weeks of fuckery and finally move on; just to know that she loves him and he loves her and in TWO EPISODES they'll FINALLY - FINALLY!!! - be together! For like the first time. I'm so excited!!!!!

a bit PARTIAL, aren't we, Ed?



I mean seriously. They're just encouraging my morbid fascination I have with this teen couple. He's doing NOTHING to help me out.

"If I had to pick between a Blair and a Serena I would got with Blair. I dont know there's something UH. I'm a bit partial to a brunette . Yeah... but they're both great girls in real life."

... when did we start talking about Leighton and Blake?? Ed! Oh Eddie! Let me hug you.

Keep throwing us crumbs, McEddie.

And I'm still like on cloud nine after watching the scenes on youtube. I mean... let me let out a happy sigh here.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

is that a GG boner or are you just happy to see us???




IT'S FINALLY TIME, KIDS. TO WATCH THE EPISODE!

Holy shit! I mean... fuck! THIS is Gossip Girl! This is characters all having a purpose! Even Nate was able to get some coffee! THANK YOU GOD!!!

We are SO fucking watching! I'm so excited. I'm like shaking. I mean... Cowgirl is crying... this is what we fell in love with and we just want to say - WELCOME THE FUCK BACK!

Drinks on me!



Saturday, May 2, 2009

Vintage CHAIR!

If you love Chair then you will LOVE these. Per your request to the Nairy-like relationships we've compiled a few Chair-like ships. If you're not familiar with the films it's a good thing to enjoy during the Summer break :) I decided to do two batches. This one, which is Vintage Chair-like couples and then a more modern view of Chair later on.

Now, I am a firm believer that NOTHING is like Chair but a few comparisons are always amusing.

The Return of the Pink Panther (1975)


One of my absolute favorites. Sir Charles (heh) Litton is a retired jewel thief, his wife Claudine knows very well of his activities. Through the film Charles spends the movie attempting to find out who is pretending to be him (in a heist) but all along it was her who stole it. The best scene is without doubt the end when he rolls the breakfast cart to her hotel room, pays off the waiter, and surprises her in bed. To then reveal that it was SHE who stole the diamond all along. Both are so much alike, both love their little games. She stole the diamond because she realized he was bored and he appreciated it, which was adorable. Their little back and forth especially in that last scenes is very Chair-like. Especially when she admits to stealing the diamond and he looks at her with such admiration, reminds me a lot of our own Charles and Blair. To be honest Ed would make a wonderfully Sir Charles Litton and Leighton would be superb as Claudine. Both are conniving, both love one another very much, both love the game, love the high life and love playing Inspector Clouseau. If you have Netflix, they have the movie in 'view now' :)


Two for the Road (1967)


In Two for the Road it's almost like going back and forth in time. The good times in their relationship and the bad times and at the end the one thing that binds them together like glue is that they love one another more than they love anything else. There are so many Chair similarities between Joanna and Mark but the two favorites are when they're driving after a party one night and he asks her what would she do if he didn't exist and she replies that she would've married David (the Nate) and he's upset by it to which she retorts that he's in her life and there will never be another like him for her. She starts nibbling on his ear and he gives her a side looks JUST LIKE the one Chuck gives Blair in 1.17 when he says 'lets get the bitch'. They then proceed to have sex in the car :D Then the final scene of the film, it's years later and they've nearly reached divorce status a few times but they keep finding their way back to one another. They're driving through Europe and they talk about how they've changed, how they've grown up and maybe that's why they keep fighting because neither wants to admit that they've grown up. They reach a country border and he realizes he can't find his passport. He freaks and starts searching the trunk while she, cool as a cucumber, pulls it out of her purse and pins it on the steering wheel. He comes back and is still frantically looking for it when he spots it and he smirks at her. He kisses her and says 'bitch' and she smiles back at him and says 'bastard'. And thus it end. Chair in the making. One of the scenes.

Cleopatra (1963)


If you've read some articles that have compared Ed and Leighton as the new Taylor and Burton then this is the movie they're referring to. If you've never watched it, do it. Because you're missing out on one of the most spectacular on-screen chemistry ever captured on film. Cleopatra, being a Queen in her own right, knows this and she's politically wise, uses herself to do what she has to do to maintain her throne. She's smart, sexy, manipulative and very much a woman who will fall in love. To me, the film gets interesting once it's time for Antony to step in. She's the widow of his once good friend, Caesar, and at first he helps her escape Rome. He becomes one of the triumvirates of Rome and the scene that just captures the power struggle between the two is when he arrives back in Egypt, after they've had a n affair and she makes him kneel before her. The tension and the amazing acting from both Taylor and Burton is very reminiscence of the chemistry Ed and Leigthon have. "You Will Kneel" and "Never Be Free of You"

The Philadelphia Story (1940)


This films starts off with Dexter and Tracy getting a divorce. Both are Philadelphia socialites, both love one another but their back and forth games and plotting end their marriage. Years later Tracy is about to get married and Dexter, without anyone knowing it, forms an extensive plot to get his wife back. Through a few hours he manages to run off the groom, let her think she's fallen for a poor poet only to turn around and marry him once more. I love that when he confronts her with her flaws she fights them yet she ends up repeating his words at later time. I also love how he almost has nothing to do with the plot but is always hanging out in the background throwing in smart-ass comments to make the viewer believe that Tracy and Mike is the main love story until the end when you realize that they're both very much in love with one another and that even though she realizes he plotted the whole thing she still loves the bastard. "You had more to do with this than anyone else. // Possibly, but you were a great help."


Sabrina (1954)



There's a few versions of this, my personal favorite is the Audrey and Humphrey one and I think Blair would agree ;) Linus and David are two brothers who both fall in love with the same girl, Sabrina and this film really captures the Nate/Blair/Chuck dynamic. Especially this new triangle we're seeing when Nate finally really wants Blair, the same thing happens with David when he finally wants Sabrina. You see, David never really wanted Sabrina while she always wanted him. Linus, afraid of what this will mean for the business, makes a plot to keep Sabrina entertained and away from David but while his plot is being plotted they end up falling for one another. My favorite is that in the end David, realizing that his brother is in love with Sabrina makes his brother fight for Sabrina before the entire board of directors, this spurts Linus to run after his Sabrina and confess his love. Very NBC. Sabrina realizes it was a ploy and David realizes Linus is in love with Sabrina. & The Final Scene


The Thomas Crown Affair (1968 & 1999)


I dont know why Vicki was renamed to Catherine in the remake, I personally loved them both because the concept and their personalities are very much the same as is the plot. Basically Thomas Crown is a billionaire with too much time and money in his hands. In the originally he steals from the Bank of Geneva and in the remake he steals a painting for some fun. Vicki/Catherine is sent in to retrieve the money/painting and she does so by seduction. The awesome thing is that Thomas knows all about what she's doing the entire time because she blatantly tells him she's investigating him. I have a few favorites in both films. In the original, hands down Chess as foreplay (King & Queen??) & the 1-minute kiss takes the cake. In the remake is the final few minutes of the film when he returns the painting, avoids being arrested and makes her realize that he really does love her all the while 'Sinnerman' plays in the background. That and the plane scene "I'm going to break both your legs".

Star Wars Trilogy (1970's & 1980's)


She was a haughty Princess, commanding the rebel forces, she was the scoundrel captain of his own ship that answered to no one and really didn't care for the greater good of humanity. The three things he cares about in life is Chewy, his ship and money. Sounds familiar? Their banter starts right away as Luke stands by like an idiot - a lot like Nate as Han and Leia jump right to the wrong foot. As the movies progress you see them shift from fighting all the time, to admiration for one another, to denying their feelings (esp on her side) so finally admitting love for one another. The scene that is most resonating of Chair is when Leia tells him that she loves him - to which he answers 'I know' with a slightly cocky grin. Their chemistry sizzles and they're well written to boot. Some of their best moments.


Gone with the Wind (1939)


I think any fan of Chair can agree that the dynamic between Rhett and Scarlett has Chair written all over it. Why, you may ask if you've never seen it. Mostly because Rhett and Scarlett are the same people in two bodies. Both ruthless, shrewd and self-interested. Yet once they begin falling in love with one another it changes a lot. I for one, believe the GWTW comparison only pertains for Chuck/Blair episodes 1.01-1/13. It ends after Chuck tells her he doesn't want her anymore because that's where the movie ends. Chair goes off into their own story. But for those episodes, Rhett's ardent pursuit of Scarlett, her stubborn resistance, their bickering, their kisses, their fights, his jealousy and her sudden realization that he's the one she wants all too late is very reminiscent of Chuck/Blair. The show has even gone as far as to make Chuck state the last line of the film. "Tomorrow is another day" which are Scarlett's last words on her determination to get Rhett back. Some favorite scenes:
You Need Kissing Badly
I dont give a damn
Kiss a woman right enough and she'll agree to marry you
The first conversation (after he eye-raped her on the stairs - lol)
Rhett gets drunk and the infamous stairs scene (she happened to like it, though)


I'm putting together the list for the modern ones - 1980 and current that remind you of Chair so feel free to give me some opinions. Any other 'vintage' ones that we should check out?

Friday, May 1, 2009

it's on LOOP





Jesus christ! This storyline never ends, she's repeating the SAME words from 2.12!!

I'm calm because I'm just glad we're moving towards a Chair-ending I just loose it at times and get a bit fucking impatient.

You see how much awesome the Candians are? I mean, they're just terrific! They KNOW how to market things so that people actually get interested and excited!

We'll be posting a chat later on because there's something in particular that is in dire need of a wanking!

Thursday, April 30, 2009

FONs in ACTION




You know, I have a distinct feeling that once this is all said and done - meaning Chair finally gets back together and the world is back on its axis that we're going to have a lot of those supposed 'ship jumpers' come swimming right on back. So hence we're going to need a bigger boat. Now, I would like to call all those FAKE!Nairers! (or Vucker-fuckers) the FONs. The FONs are the 'Friends of Nathaniel' as they easily jump through ships like Nate jumps through girls. So, while we wait for the FONs to take action why dont we praise a good post made by a non-FON in regards to Chair.

And I hope you all know that we not only take wankings in our emails, we also take AWESOME smart posts that we can share with the whole class! Below is our friend Alice who continues to baffle us with her ability to word our thoughts, our displeasure, the beauty of Chair and now the stupidity and inconsistency of Nair. Enjoy this excerpt from her essay that she sent in the writers.


The delicious tension of a great love story lies in dramatic irony – we know what they do not; that which is utterly self-evident but to which they are utterly blind. It is no use blinding the audience and then asking them to see. To have every character extolling the virtues of Nate and Blair when your audience was told since the Pilot that they are utterly wrong for one another, that Nate was in love with someone else, that their relationship was based on social expectation, childish ideas about love and Blair’s determination to be Audrey Hepburn even if it killed her, is ludicrous.


Vanessa’s homespun honesty and her lack of guile were what attracted Nate to her; her lack of interest in playing the game and, most importantly, the fact that her nature was antithetical to Blair’s. Every time any woman in his peripheral vision has behaved like Blair (Catherine, Jenny and now Vanessa), he has aborted their affair instantaneously. Nate does not like his girls complicated. His sudden desire to be with Blair has returned precisely at the moment when she has begun to behave the least like herself. Just as it did before. She’s softened her edges, repressed every ugly part of herself, retracted her claws. In short, she has relinquished the power she has in spades which terrifies a man like Nate. Their being together does nothing for their maturation; it merely compounds the very worst of themselves. Their relationship keeps them in a state of suspended animation, which, for Blair at least, keeps the pain of her father’s abandonment and the death of all her youthful ideas about a perfect family, at bay. This is arrested development, a state of being which I think any psychologist would agree is a very bad thing. Indeed, any attempt by the show to validate their relationship will be, for this viewer, truly disturbing and regressive. Is the audience supposed to believe that the disempowerment of a woman is what is necessary for ‘true love’ to persist? That preserving some Victorian ideal of a simpering, deferential femininity is a good thing?


Do you expect anyone to cheer for the resurgence of this? Do you expect anyone to be sold on the idea that a man who has flitted between five other women, who we were being told was in love with Vanessa until he coldly revealed to her, and the audience, that we had all been misinformed, is in love with someone he cheated on and didn’t tell for six months and with whom he has shared a total of five scenes within eighteen episodes?

I swear, this girl's too smart for this show.

And now a little shout-out to Maeuis who has done one hell of a Chuck/Blair picspam. Gave me chills!

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

That's a BIG fucking mistake!




it's official. Ausiello is our husband. End of story. End of motherfucking story! He has no fucking choice!

TAKE THAT YOU BITCHES!!!!

Question: Scoop on Gossip Girl please. --Bri
Ausiello: First, a correction about something I said last week. Turns out, Chuck does not try and sabotage Blair's campaign for prom queen. It's actually just the opposite.

Now. I rest my case. Have a great night everyone, we're turning out!

EXTRA, EXTRA, read all about it!



You know... if I wasn't such a bitch I would actually feel bad for Savage. If SHE wasn't such a bitch I would also consider that in the whole 'feel bad for Savage' movement that has been going on with us since she's been the face of production with GG recently.

I mean... talk about SERIOUS damage control. Normally a show wouldn't give away the status of their main couple for the finale like they're doing right here but as you know we're all fucking pissed and would've otherwise walked out had we not known Chair was having their happy ending this time around.

So it's natural that in every single magazine article and every statement they continue reiterating that 'DONT WORRY, GUYS, KEEP WATCHING, CHAIR IS COMING!'

I would feel bad for them if they hadn't pissed me off so much with shitty storylines, some of which I still can't fucking explain no matter how smart my posts may seem.

Anyways. YAY. Chair is coming! Did you guys hear? ;)

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

what the QUEEN says goes



For those of you who can't read it, it says:

"Leighton fully understands why viewers have become fixated on the love affair between Blair and Chuck. "They're so perfect because they get each other. Chuck knows about her deep, dark side, and he finds it hot," she says. "But the best part of their relationship is that it's realistic. People dont always date for a while and then slowly fall in love. They start by hooking up one night. It takes time to get to know someone, and then you realize you're in love later on."


I have nothing else to say. I mean, the Queen has spoken. She KNOWS Blair. She KNOWS Chair and she's not only playing Blair with her heart because she wants to be a good actress but because she believes in the storyline. She is a true shipper. Fucking love her and like we always say. ALL HAIL THE QUEEN!



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happy BITCHES



Our love goes out tonight to Kim in Bath, England. WE LOVE YOU!! You even got Chair's picture back on the chat!! Baby, you have our love and devotion and that is saying A LOT!

Kim in Bath, England: I need to know if Chuck and Blair are ever going to work things out on Gossip Girl!
We can promise that this year's Gossip Girl finale is not going to be a repeat of last year's Bluck disaster: This time around, Chuck doesn't screw over Blair. In fact, we can promise that if you love Chuck and Blair, you will love the finale, and you will be compensated for all your pain and suffering over this past year.

See???? When the fuck is the finale? Get rid of Controlling!Nate and bring us Fantastic!Chair!

AND we have a good episode coming. At least on paper ;)




The UES the way it's meant to be. Plotting, manipulating and joining forces. I love it! Now. If Chuck can only punch Nate in this coming episode. Or maybe shove him a little down the stairs. Dont worry, I doubt it'll kill him. His angelical bangs would save him.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

screw the Nairers with one HAND and pet the Vuckers with another



You all continue to prove time and time again why we're the most awesome of them all. Thank you as always for sending us the good material so we can post it to our heart's content!

Here we go:



Given that the writers are idiots and Nate is actually a loyal and good guy who is good for Blair (whatever that means), I still think Chair trumps Nair fair and square. The biggest problem I have with Nair is that their relationship is based on love as a commodity. An emotion is not an object that we can push around. It is not a number. It is something that happens without a good reason that we can tell our parents. It is not something we can choose after rationally weighing the pros and cons, deficit and surplus.

I like Nair, but for what it is: a childish relationship that ends (and must end) once either of them outgrows it. Of course, Chuck and Blair are both incredibly childish -- but their relationship is not, oddly enough. Which is probably why their relationship is the only thing pulling them out of their most difficult moments, the one thing saving them.

Allow me to elaborate:

Nair's love is childish and problematic, because it is planned. It is planned by Blair from start to finish, and Nate is just going along with it, because he doesn't have plans. He is okay with just being a part of Blair's plans because it's not like he has anything better to do anyway. It's easy to have someone else plan things for you. And can you blame him? Hell, if someone who cares about me was willing to plan my life out for me, I'd totally let them.

A relationship like Nair exists in abundance in real life, and many people get married while in a relationship like this -- and then they wonder what went wrong as they sign the divorce papers. (We were so perfect before! It all added up and made perfect sense. So why are we so dissatisfied now?) In this way, Nair was a perfect fit, because their plan/non-plan matched up, kind of like a buyer of Red Hot Chili Peppers concert ticket for $50 and a seller of RHCP concert ticket for $50 matching up on Ebay. Or those dating websites that match people up based on your personality traits (Oh, you're friendly? I'm friendly too!)

Nair to me is about give and take. Blair gets to weave Nate (nice and ultra-pretty Van der Bilt prince) into her plans, and Nate gets to have someone love and support him and plan everything out for him.

And Nate soon realizes how problematic this is. He was realizing it in the pilot (which made him an interesting character to watch at least during that episode). He might be confused and lost, but he feels it in his guts that Nair is a bad idea, which is why he suddenly breaks up with Blair after all those years. He outgrew it. In this way, he matured more quickly than Chuck and Blair ever did. After drifting along with the whole thing, he woke up and saw that if he lets this relationship continue, he will be unbearably miserable one morning, because a relationship based on capitalizing on each other's respective value and resources is hallow and meaningless. He sees that this is a childish love, one that he cannot let continue. So he breaks up with Blair, and that's worth applauding.

Blair is distressed by this, because her plans are all messed up now. I don't think she ever used Nate -- because what is there to not love about Nate anyhow? She probably did love Nate, in the way I loved Heath Ledger. I really did love him and wanted him to succeed and I was incredibly sad when he died -- I loved him sincerely, because he was just so talented and pretty and awesome (and rich, too). One difference here was that Blair's Heath Ledger was actually and tangibly her boyfriend, and she was given the chance to actually worship the ground her boyfriend walked on.

But you can't plan to fall in love with someone. I can't find a Heath Ledger (who is my Prince Charming in all my fantasies), put my arms around him, and wait till I fall in love with him. Well, I could, but I would be waiting forever. I could say out loud over and over again that I am in love with him but that wouldn't mean that I am in love with him. Love doesn't work like that. Blair was young and she didn't know, so she found herself a Nate Archibald, who is not only lovable, but also looks really good in her arms -- then she forced love to blossom between them. This was a mistake that reminds us that she's just a teenager with lots to learn. And I love Blair because she is. I don't mean that at all to sound patronizing -- really affectionate is probably what I am going for.

So now let's examine the other couple at hand. Chair is, for all intents and purposes, the opposite of Nair in its inception. Chair is entirely unplanned. The idea of Chair was never conceptualized in Chuck or Blair's head, because they didn't have anything they wanted from each other. What would Blair want from a gross playboy that's shunned by everyone she wants to impress? What would Chuck want from the stuffy girlfriend of his best friend who would never ever ever touch him with an 8-feet pole?

They didn't even consciously care for each other's friendship either, but whatever -- they were friends. And this friendship was fated and inevitable (not the kiss in the limo -- that was a random accident), because they are both messed up people who only know how to express how much they care by deceiving and scheming -- so they never had the choice to not become friends of sorts. It's like if you and I were the only two people in class that loved Bob Dylan and believed that pot lets you "transcend your consciousness" -- we can't help but become friends. If we are both members of a band and share the same vision of what kind of music we want to make, there is no way we can avoid being friends of some kind. In this way, they are too alike to ignore each other completely.

And then that night at Victrola happened and they crossed the line between friends and more-than-friends, transforming in the matter of minutes from comrades in arms to the love of each others' lives. It wasn't something that they planned to do, because Blair was supposed to end up with Nate and Chuck was supposed to end up with a suite full of babes.

It wasn't supposed to happen! Ew! Blair hates that it happened, and Chuck dreads it. And this is so damn hard for them, because this is just so not in their respective blueprints for the future. Blair, after all that planning, can't just say "fuck it" and go with the scum of UES! Chuck, after building himself up as the playboy of the century, can't just discard it and go with this settling down with a gf crap!

But it happened. Blair fights it, but it's impossible. Chuck denies it, but it's also impossible. Their love is not at all commoditized, because it is not about them agreeing to it. It's not about shaking each other's hands in a deal that both are satisfied with. In appearance, they make many deals with each other, but only because that's how they function as lovers, not because their love is a deal. Their love, if they could help it, wouldn't even exist. And you can't get two people to agree to a deal when neither of them wants it -- but this is love, so that rule's out the window. It doesn't work like that in love. You can be in love with someone even if you really really don't want to be. It's because emotions are not goods that you can buy and sell and trade.

And they have nothing to buy from or sell to or trade with each other anyway! They have nothing to give or take. Their love is not about having something to offer each other -- rather, it's about being. And that's what real, mature love is like -- the kind of love Nate left Blair to find. Real love is not about trading of goods. It's not about giving and taking, having and losing, equal distribution of resources, or fair trade.

It's about smiling simply because the other exists in this world and loving the world a little more for it. It's about knowing that the other is there, and that alone making you feel like maybe you are not completely alone in this world, like you have someone on your side in a bloody battle. It's not something you can rationally explain.

It just is. Chuck and Blair is, and for no good reason that you can explain to your acquaintances. And that's why Chair is so amazing: It's because they are each other's comrade in arms, somehow on the same side holding the same flag. They didn't choose it like one chooses a detergent, after calculating in your head how much you need it, the product's quality, price versus value -- it just happened.