As you can see, we have to take them as they come. It's been extremely slow in the wanking business these days. Either they're all hidding or it really was 3 people posting over and over. I'm fond of the second theory, it makes sense in this senseless world.
Since you're all busy voting for all of your fanfiction and all I will go ahead and grace you with a couple of wanks. Every once in a while you all send them in. And we appreciate them WHOLEHEARTEDLY.
"I actually think josh S hates Chuck and SS loves him. I also think he's back and is purposely dismantling CB and propping up NB."
ME: This person... has never read an interview, has never watched an episode, has never read an article, a review, has never done anything outside her little bubble. It's the only explanation because... because it's the only explanation. Either that or the Kool-Aid. Yup, it must be the Kool-Aid.
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LOVE the pictures and that season 3 poster is classic. LOVE it and it's very telling who is still the male lead of this show, the credits say it all. Not to mention the positions in that poster. this shows leads are Blake/Serena, Leighton/Blair, Penn/Dan and Chace/Nate.. I've always known this but it's nice to see it confirmed.
ME: I just LOVE how this person's line of vision works. She should have it medically checked, seriously. Because she's staring at the picture:
And let me clarify that I totally dont blame her for skipping over LD because I did too, so she sees Chace, smiles, sees Leighton (all hail the Queen!), smiles, has momentary malfunction because she can't handle Ed-in-the-middle (while most women would LOVE that), wakes up from her malfunction and sees Blake and continues from there. Human malfunction induced by the Kool-Aid. It's fantastic when we see how they think, isn't it? It's kinda scary. In the 28-days kind of scary. DONT LET THE KOOL-AID GET IN YOUR EYES, KIDS!!!
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"She'll say that about whomever she's romantically paired with at that time. I do think she LOVES kissing Chace way more than Ed and her wiping her mouth after kissing Ed is proof."
ME: Once more, bitches. Let us start by WANKING you for stating anything wrong against the Queen. YOU DO NOT MOCK THE QUEEN, what the fuck is wrong with all of you!?? Ugh. Second, I cannot take the second part of your statement seriously as it's obvious from the footage when EL were kissing in 2.25 outside the Plaza Hotel that they were joking around. It's called having fun with your co-worker and keeping things light when he's practically got his tongue down your throat. Because otherwise you'll enjoy it a little bit too much. Dont worry, when a guy finally kisses you, you will understand and on a side note. Find me an article where The Queen has praised Nair the way she does Chair and I will personally apologize to you. Go on. Find me an article where she says Nate is the guy for Blair (the ONLY guy for Blair), I dare you.
The RETURN of the wankings!!!!!! I know, it's been eons since we've properly wanked this motherfucking fandom! And now, since some of them are still on the Kool-Aid it's time for us to roll up our sleeves and wank the motherfuckers, eh? Who's with me?
Fuck, I've missed this!
"I know most of you will complain or be like NO WAY but i really want Vanessa and Chuck together. (let me first of all start by saying that it'll be a little more than MOST of us. Like a whole fucking lot.) I mean It was cute that at the end with chuck and blair, but to me they are so BORING! (...) God all it has been was them trying to make eachother say i love you. LIKE COME ON! And i dont know why you all hate vanessa, i mean in the beginning she annoyed the **** out of me, but when i see her and chuck scenes it makes me like her! (how? in what sense? where is the validity? where is your convincing argument? I get so disappointed when you all dont even try to convince me.) Im hoping a Chuck/Vanessa/Blaire triangle? With Vanessa and chuck ending up together of course (because that is as realistic as LD's weave)
Other couples on the show i want to happen is:Nate/JennyDan/...BLAIRE! I THINK IT WOULD BE AN AWSOME COUPLE, ahaha i really wanna see it happen, && THEY ARE GOING TO THE SAME SCHOOL TOGETHER... so maybe? eh eh ? (AAAAANNNDDDD the TRUTH comes out! I love it when they let themselves show who they really are! I just LOVE it. They can't help themselves, it just comes forth. A convinience shipper! LOVE THEM!)
I dont like serena i want her to be alone, i dont like her with anyone." (yeah, I can say the same for you)
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LOVEEEEEEEEEE NATE AND SERENA, NATE AND SERENA 4EVER THEY ARE DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!! Nate and Serena Chuck and Vanessa Dan and Blair <--- aha!! SPOTTED! ME: Convinience shipper #445,987 dont you just love them?
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Uhh he somehow found her scrap book under bed and she had no idea that's effing creepy... not to mention he apparently hadn't been in her room till 1x03 "That's what your bed looks like.." so we are supposed to believe some where between 1x03 and 2x24 he went into her room and through her things.. probably during 1x11/1x12 when he went all psycho on her for not wanting him back.
ME: ... I... someone find this person a new show. Maybe in TV Land or Cartoon Network, please?
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The only thing that didn't fail in the last eppie was Nate, he was no way in the wrong.. because low and behold it was Chuck chucking up Blair's prom like always so Nate was right. Chuck said he'd let her go, yet he couldn't help but interfere not to mention being such a creepy stalker.. going through Blair's crap is not romantic its borderline illegal. This episode only managed to solidify my utter distaste for the fail that is Chuck Bass I miss badass awesome Chuck, i'm sick of this Jesus wannabe trying to make Blair "happy", if he really wanted her to be happy her would have left her alone like he said he would.
ME: 'Chuck chucking up' - it's got a ring to it, doesn't it? I mean, I kinda like it, near borderline. Well, the moment he left her alone she left Nate so missions accomplished because staying in a relationship where people dont really love one another is just perfect, right? I just hope this person doesn't practice in real life what she preeches because she's in for some serious relationship problems.
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WHY don't they write vanessa an actual storyline that is unburdened by hot beverages? her tryst with chuck bass was so promising, but where did it leave her? in brooklyn, playing go fish with a fifteen(fifty) year old flame out named jenny humphrey on prom night! those dove commercials are not enough for jessica szohr!
ME: The answer is simple, my friend. Because we dont fucking care. That's why and the writers dont care about her story either or they wouldn't have yanked her around like a puppy in training during the last few episodes of this season. And TRUST me. The Dove commercials are more than enough. MORE than enough.
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The prom episode should have been epic, instead prom was not even themain storyline. I still don't understand why Nate & Blair broke up;that could have been done better. You suddenly don't want to be withhim because you started dating in high school? Huh? And didn't Natejust buy them an apartment a couple weeks ago?
ME: She missed that whole episode where Blair is in love with Chuck and basically asked him to confess his feelings so she could leave Nate. I mean; this is the only explanation for this senile statement. She's just missed episodes. Like she's missed points in this storyline.
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Why did they have to ruin everything?NB were just perfect couple...I don't see Chuck and Blair together, they are better without each other or as "scheme"friends:DSo what now, BC holding hands? ;/ I liked Chuck so much in season 1 as a womanizer, now I really dont;/I miss season 1...and I regret that they made too many changes from the book, which is perfect and Blair Nate are actually main copule there!
ME: First of all, what does this ;/ mean? Because it looks like some strange new Kool-Aid inspired smiley-face that I'm not hip enough to know, you know? Yes, let us emulate the books where Nate is never sure who he wants and ends up leaving BOTH Blair and Serena. 'PERFECT'.
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(on the new Leighton interview) You'll be able to see her with Dan when they have hot drunken study group sex. And I'm sorry but it actually kind of disappoints me that she's saying she's so supportive of a relationship that has been dysfunctional and unhealthy for the both of them. But then again, Leighton does have a tendency to spout the company line regarding who Blair is hooked up with at the time.
ME: WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?? ARE YOU MOCKING THE QUEEN? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?? You think me and everyone else is going to sit there and take it just because she doesn't like your ship because she's got some fucking sense? Dan's first love is always going to be Serena and Leighton knows that. He'll always come back to her because it's the way he's been written now shove OFF and dont you dare mock the Queen again! FUCK! You can curse me all you like but you do not mock the Queen or my bebes, is this clear? Good, go sip on your angry!Kool-Aid!
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This entire conversation is GOLD. Just gold! I'm just bolding my favorite parts :D
"For serious though, I didnt have a problem with blair breaking up with him bc I knew that would eventually happen but I hated how she literally went from being sooo happy to being randomly sullen. That scene was so out of no where. And Nate needs to stop being mute, they never give him any dialouge anymore!"
"the whole thing was sooo contrived. She was over the moon and then in the next scene she's depressed. I knew the break-up was coming, but it should have been way more epic. We're talking like, five or six years of history between them here. The only other characters who have that kind of history are Serena and Blair, and they got a really great scene at the end of the episode. AND SERIOUSLY, WTF at Nate's muteness. You can't have a good break-up scene if only one person is doing the nonsensical talking"
"Come on Blair, you'll never find a guy as good as Nate! "
"or as hot as him! Chuck has a flat face and weird body hair!" (HAHAHAAAAAA)
"I don't know what she sees in Chuck - he's not attractive, nor is he a nice person! D:" (because Blair is a SWEETHEART)
ME: Aw, man! I'm so going to FUCKING MISS THEM!!! They're slowly dwindling away into nothing until one day you'll have the problem some of them have over at GG Insider. Where the last post in our favorite Nair thread is someone asking if there's any Nair fans left. She asked that yesterday EARLY morning and still no one has replied. Can one of you please go in there and at least PRETEND to like Nair like they PRETENDED to like Chuhobo? I mean, she can't possibly think they're all in vacation, can she?Can she???
Fuck. That is 2 weeks worth of wanks. I'm so depressed!!!
Valleygurl80: hi Cowgirlbiatch: hi Valleygurl80: hey Cowgirlbiatch: what’s going on? Valleygurl80: :D Cowgirlbiatch: :D Valleygurl80: I cant sleep Cowgirlbiatch: me neither Valleygurl80: I love chair Cowgirlbiatch: me too Valleygurl80: like a lot Cowgirlbiatch: like insane Valleygurl80: yeah, like that Cowgirlbiatch: she loves him so much it consumes her Valleygurl80: :D :D :D Cowgirlbiatch: the window moment Valleygurl80: the silent goodbye Cowgirlbiatch: the strip scene! Valleygurl80: STRIP SCENE! Cowgirlbiatch: you still there? Valleygurl80: no, I’m too excited Cowgirlbiatch: he ADORES her stockings Valleygurl80: he does! God, he’s too perfectly imperfect Cowgirlbiatch: I want to hug them both Valleygurl80: now they have all summer Cowgirlbiatch: no! the rest of their lives! Valleygurl80: they’re so getting married in the show Cowgirlbiatch: and have tiny little chuckies and blairies Valleygurl80: chuckies & blairies!!!!! Cowgirlbiatch: little tiny ones with bow ties and little headbands Valleygurl80: stop it, I’m emotional enough as it is Cowgirlbiatch: and queens can’t be emotional Valleygurl80: they can’t! or we’ll end up like Boleyn Cowgirlbiatch: poor Anne Valleygurl80: fuck her, she got to fuck Rhys Meyers Cowgirlbiatch: true. Skank. Valleygurl80: back on target Cowgirlbiatch: CHAIR!!!!!!!!! Valleygurl80: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Cowgirlbiatch: I’m so not going to sleep now Valleygurl80: im watching the vids over and over and over and over Cowgirlbiatch: I get the point Valleygurl80: I don’t want to see anymore. I’m afraid. I just want to end here. Happily ever after Cowgirlbiatch: I KNOW!!!!! Valleygurl80: GEORGIE??? Cowgirlbiatch: GEORGIE!!!!!!! Valleygurl80: Love G Cowgirlbiatch: G rocks! Valleygurl80: u were so right, V was never going to go to college Cowgirlbiatch: I told u Valleygurl80: she’s too busy being… I don’t know what else to say about that because I’m all out of words Cowgirlbiatch: we’ve already predicted that her character was inconsistent Valleygurl80: yeah. Nothing else to say. We’ve said it all Cowgirlbiatch: im ready for the summer to begin Valleygurl80: me too Cowgirlbiatch: fanfiction!!! Valleygurl80: FANFICTION!!!! Cowgirlbiatch: SO excited! Valleygurl80: someone needs to hurry up and start writing, dammit! Cowgirlbiatch: I know! Valleygurl80: a one-shot or something I’m dying here! Cowgirlbiatch: we may have to wait a few days for a good one Valleygurl80: this sucks Cowgirlbiatch: I know Valleygurl80: I think we should go back and watch the videos again Cowgirlbiatch: I agree Valleygurl80: then we wank Cowgirlbiatch: LOVE THE WANKINGS! Valleygurl80: Wanking business is slow these days Cowgirlbiatch: like revenge Valleygurl80: it is! We’re totally channeling Inigo. Now that the wanking business is over. What do we do? Cowgirlbiatch: become pirates? Valleygurl80: PIRATES!!!! Cowgirlbiatch: Pirates FTW Valleygurl80: God, I’m going to miss the wankings Cowgirlbiatch: me too, I love it when people are stupid Valleygurl80: me more Cowgirlbiatch: how about one last wank Valleygurl80: for pity’s sake? Cowgirlbiatch: for pity’s sake! Valleygurl80: ok, let me grab one, sent in from a lovely viewer Cowgirlbiatch: *kiss lovely viewer* Valleygurl80: Ok. She sends: are you guys crazy or something? the perfect couple is nate and blair. chuck is ugly ya know. but i'm sad when i know that blair and nate cannot be together. nate perfect with blair, and blair look soooo perfect with nate beside her, the writer is stupid. Cowgirlbiatch: Ok, I changed my mind. I’m GLAD the wankings are over because if I have to listen to stupid people post stupid shit like the cracked-up shit above I would start loosing IQ points. Like hard and fast Valleygurl80: hard and fast Cowgirlbiatch: HARD and FAST Valleygurl80: I swear, people have no sense esp this little fucker Cowgirlbiatch: sadness all around because I really think she’s 14 Valleygurl80: and her parents let this senseless child watch gossip girl Cowgirlbiatch: I’m never having kids Valleygurl80: hah! Cowgirlbiatch: never Valleygurl80: I love it that she thinks WE are the crazy ones Cowgirlbiatch: yes, that’s my favorite part too Valleygurl80: Like “CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT NAIR IS PERFECT. THEY’RE PERFECT! THEY DON’T KNOW EACH OTHER AND DON’T ACCEPT ONE ANOTHER BUT THEY’RE PERFECT!!! PERFECT, LIKE OMFG, THEY’RE SO PRETTY SO THEY CAN STAND NEXT TO EACH OTHER AND PERFECT!!!!! 4EVA!!!” Cowgirlbiatch: That just gave me a headache Valleygurl80: fuck, it gave me a headache too Cowgirlbiatch: yeah. Glad the crazies have been round up once more Valleygurl80: someone throw away the fucking key! Cowgirlbiatch: how about some hate mail? Valleygurl80: oh I have LOADS! Cowgirlbiatch: how many? lol Valleygurl80: like 15 or something this time Cowgirlbiatch: :D Valleygurl80: :D Cowgirlbiatch: any good ones? Valleygurl80: I love this one! Cowgirlbiatch: show! Valleygurl80: this is more ‘confusing-mail’ more than ‘hate-mail’ - “I go to your site everyday but stop the Jessica hate but I love you guys, rock on!” Cowgirlbiatch: I’m so fucking natefused Valleygurl80: oh, so is she Cowgirlbiatch: I feel like she wants to start a Nair-like relationship with us Valleygurl80: yes! Cowgirlbiatch: like, ‘I like PARTS of you. Not all. Hide the bitchy side. CHANGE that.’ Valleygurl80: OMFG! Total Nair-shipping us! Cowgirlbiatch: STOP NAIR SHIPPING US, PERSON! Valleygurl80: UGH. I got momentarily sick Cowgirlbiatch: me too Valleygurl80: diet coke Cowgirlbiatch: diet coke Valleygurl80: watch finale video Cowgirlbiatch: watching… Valleygurl80: you know what I just LOVE about all of this? Cowgirlbiatch: the ship swimmers? Valleygurl80: yes! The ones that jumped and are now swimming back to the boat asking for a line Cowgirlbiatch: fuck the line! Valleygurl80: fuck it! Let them drown, fuckers Cowgirlbiatch: you’re such a sadist Valleygurl80: at times Cowgirlbiatch: I wonder what the Great Attention Whore is doing lately? Valleygurl80: I don’t know.. maybe trying to get attention? Cowgirlbiatch: yeah. That would be in character Valleygurl80: can we talk for a moment how the writers totally read our blog??? Cowgirlbiatch: THEY DO!!! Valleygurl80: they called the Hobo ‘dreads of dumbo’ (of was it gumbo?? Who the fuck cares?)!’ Cowgirlbiatch: LADY DREADLOCKS!!!! Valleygurl80: they love us Cowgirlbiatch: I want her off the show so bad Valleygurl80: apparently she’s standing right there Cowgirlbiatch: ugh, dreads Valleygurl80: but let’s keep the episode comments until tonight Cowgirlbiatch: yes! For the cohesive ranting and praising Valleygurl80: im so excited! Cowgirlbiatch: now we have to wait FOREVER for new episodes Valleygurl80: fuck I’m depressed
Ok, I cannot tell you how EXCITED I was at receiving this. I mean, some real CVers for reals!! After all this time! #$%^&@ and right before a new episode?? After I've taken 20 aspirins?? You all LOVE me! So let us wank this fool because it's just too good to be true! Man, I've missed a good wanking, I've been so depressed about it lately that it's just put me in a foul mood.
Oh and yes, this is the SAME person.
U guys are so mean, it really sux. Anyways, she's not one of my favs but I like her in the show. Maybe V will grow even more next season, I'm looking forward to and... Vuck? The new Bluck. LOL I like Vanessa and Chuck, I found it really interesting. It's way better than the idea of Bluck as a cute romantic and steady couple. I want the Chuck Bass back now and a love/hate relationship with Vanessa would be cool. But I know that's probably just me and a few anyway LOL I'm just hoping for surprises.
ME: To begin with my eye twitched a few times at the random 'sux' and ridiculousness of the entire post. But you know, once I got over that I was able to real enjoy myself. Ok, baby, Vanessa has had 2 seasons, 35 credited episodes to do something for me other than piss me the hell off. So if in 35 episodes all the writers have managed to do was to get the majority of the fandom to want her gone or in a corner I highly doubt attempting to make her just FANTASTIC next year will make her an army. It will quite honestly have the opposite effect. AND PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF PINK LEMONADE WHICH I LOVE SO MUCH DONT YOU EVER EVER EVER EVER SAY 'VUCK IS THE NEW BLUCK' BECAUSE PEOPLE WILL FUCK YOU UP. Really, I'm just looking out for your well being. I have never seen Chair as a 'cute romantic and steady couple' but if you do I totally understand, it's the affect of the Kool-Aid. Not your fault, kid. And those things are not called 'surprises' they're called OMFG-moments with no substantial back-story backing.
As if any of you would really stop watching the show because of Vuck, anyway. That's the problem with gg... 'fans' - u guys keep pressuring with this 'bluck or cancellation' shit and it's really pathetic.
ME: FACT. People HAVE stopped watching because of Chuhobo, people I know, people that often posted, wrote fanfiction, made icons, made videos. Fans. Fans stopped. And I LOVE that she admits that she's not part of the GG fans. "That's the problem with gg... 'fans' - u guys" that tells me that you really dont know us or are part of US for that matter.
And we have more chance of seeing old school Chuck Bass back in a tormented relationship with Vanessa than steady in a romance with Blair, I think that's obviously a fact.
ME: Another statement of proof that she neither understands nor appreciates a good character progression. Characters should innately stay the same, participating in random acts of promiscuity in order to give you a good surprise. WANK me a river, baby, because I'm all out of tears.
But for the sake of insanity and waiting for the recap I propose a poll.
Yes. Apparently they'll have a comeback. And by they I mean 'Nairers' who are sending out warning signals to the world, warning us of their impending second (or is it the 3rd, I can't keep up) coming. Here are some nice warning signals sent out to the world:
:( it's so sad. I like NB and I'm sure they're not over for good because it wasn't a mutual decision but now i'm so excited about CB. I hope their reunite will be amazing :)
ME: Multi-shippers.... ugh. We HATES multi-shippers. Apparently this one will have time in the future to enjoy the back and forth between Nair and Chair because you know, it's so healthy for the characters.
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you are the very definition of an immature Chair fan! There are so many of u that you put me to ashame as a GG fan. This was a not 2 seond break up.... it was a 2 minute break up, BIG DIFFERENCE! Oh and Nate and Jenny were a blip, not Nair. Anyways, I'm glad they ended on good terms and it was a sad yet nice ending to them. As long as they had the kiss in the snow and were both prom queen and King....... I'm very happy
ME: You see, this is my problem with Nair fans. They are, inherently, settlers. The majority of them are. You see, the reason we Chuck/Blair fans are in such a rage during the past weeks is because we DEMAND proper build-up. We DEMAND a good storyline. Nothing rushed, nothing patched up and nothing out of the blue. On the other side of the spectrum you all seem willing to settle. Quick, out of the blue hookup, and an even quicker breakup. So yeah. That will be the very succinct difference between you and us.
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I hate hate Chuck and Blair. the best couple is Blair and Nate and now the writers ruin everything . I'll stop watching this silly show. I fed up with it . bye
ME: This one still doesn't get it. Never did, never will. Goodbye little person (stop laughing at her, people, wave nicely!)
So, as predicted, we're having those that are seeing the light. My suggestion to you, as you embark on your daily journey of forum posting, speculation and squealing, is that if you find one of these lost individuals who are admitting their genuine love for Chair now that it's happening for real - embrace them and bring them with you to the light. It's the least we can do. We can always blame it on the Kool-Aid. Not their fault. It was the Kool-Aid.
"Oh what a wank. Late in April back in 2009. What a very special time for me as I remember what a wank."
Nate is being a good boyfriend, I really cannot wrap my head around why everyone thinks he is being selfish and controling just because he doesn't want his gf to hang around his player of a bff who has a history with her. I think it's sweet, and I'd be really flattered. But I like the jealous bf type. Haha.
ME: Dont worry. I've called a help hotline for her. It's for the best.
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Hmm... Only Chace has actually been in movies that have gone to the theatre and is in the process of filming more with other credible actors. But obviously he can't act if people are hiring him. Ed just gets better SL with Chuck. Plus, he gets way more screen time on top of it. You can't knock on Chace's acting skills solely based on GG. They make Blake look bad at times too and the Weinstein Brothers just took her under their wing for new movie projects! GG is not something to base someones acting abilities, it's just a guilty pleasure of entertainment. It's NEVER going to win any Emmy's."
ME: Chuck's character started out as a would-be-rapist, low moralist and overall cynical asshole and Ed made it a lovable character. Blair started out as a self-centered bitch, grudge holding, conniving girl-evil and Leighton turned her into a heroine. Nate is still confused, unsure and bouncing. Chace was given the golden character, he could've made him something wonderful but he didn't. That's that.
Now, I want to formally announce that tomorrow, here, after the recap there will be an official PARTY. Yes, people. We will be celebrating. There will be music, dance, drinks and a free-for-all-posting. Bring yourself, your friends, your dog and you gummi bears because it's going to be CRAZY! I think we fucking deserve it, dont you think? PARTY LIKE IT'S 2009!
Really... the madness continues? You all are SOOOO good to me, you know I love making fun of your everlasting stupidity! It's the perfect way to end the work week and it just makes me jubilant and excited! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR POSTING STUPID FUCKING SHIT AND GOD BLESS YA!
On to the Kool-Aid!
"pfff this topic is getting more and more ridiculous!! A) I don't understand why not can be a Chair fan a Nair fan or a Vuck fan or any other couple fan too??? Or why not can be a Derena fan a Serenate fan too??? Personally I love Serenate and Vuck , and B) I used to really like Chair too( I just think they should be just a part of the GG, not a longtime couple) but everyone's rooting for them..well almost..most people are...and I'd really like to love them again but C) I just loath their fans! And I'm not hypocrite I just hate that their fans are so rude and obsessed with them, and it's so annoying! I mean you don't care with any other couple but Chair and in every topic you try to humiliate the other couple( especially Nair ) and characters ( Vanessa )....D) it's disgusting and childish! I love Chuck! But yes E) I hate that his fans vehemently deny he's inherently a bad person (not to mention and scheming, which is why I think him and Blair don't work (or just for about 2 minutes and then they'll get boring or annoying) , since they're so similar, even though Blair's got a good heart and is my favourite) but I think he works well as a villain and a womanizer. Anything else just sucks. And I really hate when Chuck trys to be good or be a Romeo or sg like that, because it's not him at all and it makes him miserable and unsexy."
ME: Ok, so let me take this one in parts because we can break it down as such since there's such a ranting argument going on here and I can't wait to get my fingers in it :D
A) Because we here at the Kool-Aid LOATHE multi-shippers. That's all. We see it as a very Nate-like trait were you're just like 'whatever works, I dont care' and us being the passionate individuals that we are dont approve.
B) Please dont tell me you enjoyed Chair and expect me to believe it. How long did you like them for? Three episodes? I'm thinking no more than five - I think you just need something to believe in; no couple has captivated you beyond words hence why you're bouncing around here like a Cat in a Hat.
C) It almost seems like what made her 'loose' her love for Chair was the fans which makes no sense because you should love the couple for what they are, what they've been through and what they will become rather than the fans. I mean, are you shipping fans here or a show? We can almost call it a type of reverse peer-pressure or some sort of rage against the machine.
D) And disliking a couple because of the fans is not childish and immature?
E) I dont know which Chuck-fans you've been talking to but we have never denied that Chuck is bad. We LOVE him naughty; Blair LOVES him naughty. Why else would she had added her line in her love confession about 'darkest thoughts'? Now, Chuck is changing, I know it may be hard for you to comprehend but this is called Character Development. This is when characters CHANGE from their original selves and GROW UP. Hence dropping things like his womanizing ways once he's with Blair and why he is having such inner turmoil with everything because he's attempting to resist the change. I know, it's hard. Very few characters in GG have actually done it so I can see how you'll be confused. Here, have a drink.
BONUS: OH. And we've earned EVERY RIGHT to bash the character of Vanessa because we have put together a cohesive argument as to why she's useless and annoying. So I will bash all I like. As far as bashing Nair? Baby, the show bashes Nair itself or have you not watched the last episode? It's a running joke.
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Actually I love love love BN. look at them, they are gorgeous together, better millions times of Chuck and Blair, even their photos.this is my belif. you know I feel the writers are trying to please soome fans calling for CB to be together so they should make BN miserable and to break up and keep breaking up again and again, instead of teaching us how to fix our mistakes. Is this life ?? I don't blame Leighton when she said I fear for young ladies and asked them not to do like what they do in the show...haha Besides, when I've read that writers want to see fans' reactions, I realize that they are not writing what they believe or having aims to show but what the major fans ask!!! again I'm not sure but that's what I've read many times and laughted at !!!
ME: So from what I can gather the reason NB should stay together is because they're 'gorgeous' together and therefore they should be fixed. Right? Hence I can laugh at her, right? I mean, it's ok, right? Please, people. Have you no concept of storyline creations, character consistency, relationship development? I'm SO tired of going over and over this.
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I don't want to turn you and congratulate him for ruining her relationship with N" if she doesn't care about N why should she be upset.....and more things ... that I can say N loves B..and don't forget this season at least he is trying to fight to make C away from his and I don't blame him since C may do sth like before... so even if he trusted B, he couldn't trust C, because these was an incident before...and also do you think that a person can kiss someone who doesn't love ???(LMAO!!!!!!!! Little girl, please!) even his relationship with other girls is not like with B(but he kissed them so he must love them). I don't see that B loves C, but C loves B : even when she said " I love you " she said it because he is in a bad situation and about to leave without anybody there for him, so there wasn't anybody there except his friends..and coz he kept asking her to say that before so if she can say it he may change his mind instead of leaving, and I can do that out of friendship . If you count how many kissing scenes for B, from s1 and s2, you'll find that B kissed N more than C.
ME: ... I'm just bolding parts because this is just too ridiculous to counter it. I have some dignity, you know.Oh man, that was def. the laugh of the day, she takes the daily Kool-Aid award!
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Blair looks happy with Nate..but happier when she's with Chuck....Nate is so nice to her & really love her..but chuck is kinda mean with a deep love (??) ....I think she looks happy with both...but more sparks & drama with chuck!!
ME: Has she met the viewing age standard for this show? Where are her parents???What's going on here?
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Okay, This may sound crazy. But I have been thinking that Serena was just a way for Blair to meet Dan. Think about it. Blair would never be caught dead in brooklyn. (Other than to sabotage someone.) She would never pay attention to someone like Dan at school because she would see no designer labels and completely look through him. With Serena dating Dan, Blair had no choice but to acknowledge him. Serena and Dan can't get back together because their whole relationship now is teeming with incest. I know not fully, but it's still pretty messed up. Plus, why would the writers put Lily and Rufus together again after all the shit they have been through just to tear them apart again? Lufus deserves to be together before Derena. Sorry Derena fans. So Derena is dead and gone. Plus, they work better as a brother/sister relationship. Blair still sees Dan because of Serena. He has now been on her radar for a while. It would only be a matter of time. The writers know that these two would never meet on their own, so they need someone that would force them to see eachother. Cue Serena.
ME: WHAT IN THE FUCKING KOOL-AID COLORED HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, WOMAN?Cue stupidity!
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Or if they must make her (Blair) with a guy, I prefer N, because when you watch you feel they are natural, cute and clean, NOT dirty like CB, sorry to say that but this is in my mind along time ago. I'm always shocked when I see people writing SEXY of CB , actually they are NOT.Maybe coz CB fans are blinded by them, who knows. Again ugh I don't like C.
ME: So apparently Chair is dirty. I think she means dirty in a Christina Aguilera type of a way which to us, who have actually had hot dirty sex that felt fucking fantastic and satisfying, can take it as a compliment. Chuck and Blair would too. While Nair go years and years missionary and keep it clean. Hell, they may even get separate twin beds like the Ricardos.And baby? I think as you continue your life A LOT of shit is going to shock you.
Valleygurl80: so, did get attacked by the continuous pimping of Ed/Dreadlocks?
Cowgirlbiatch: it’s getting out of control, even you have to agree with me
Valleygurl80: I agree
Cowgirlbiatch: thank you
Valleygurl80: hehe
Cowgirlbiatch: I don’t appreciate it that you find it amusing
Valleygurl80: when they break it’ll be so much more glorious
Cowgirlbiatch: :D you’re SO right!
Valleygurl80: of course I am
Cowgirlbiatch: ok, let us move on to important things
Valleygurl80: three more FUCKING EPISODES!!
Cowgirlbiatch: YEAAHH!!!
Valleygurl80: I’m so excited! NB will burn, CB will be born
Cowgirlbiatch: it’s exciting times, my friends
Valleygurl80: and I love how creative our little hamsters are getting
Cowgirlbiatch: they are! They’ve moved past the OMFG, SO CUTE NAIR 4EVA
Valleygurl80: they have. They’re like the new us. Bitter and sarcastic
Cowgirlbiatch: but not as cute
Valleygurl80: never as cute
Cowgirlbiatch: cause we’re the coca-cola of this wanking business
Valleygurl80: I like Pepsi
Cowgirlbiatch: we can no longer be friends
Valleygurl80: why?
Cowgirlbiatch: that’s not american
Valleygurl80: speaking of patriotic, they’re apparently letting Lady Dreadlocks into the whitehouse thing
Cowgirlbiatch: fuck. Can you imagine all the extra security that she had to go through?
Valleygurl80: she had the men in black nervous
Cowgirlbiatch: totally, had to keep certain distance from the prez
Valleygurl80: hilarious
Cowgirlbiatch: for fear of you know, the swine flu
Valleygurl80: SWINE FLU!
Cowgirlbiatch: it’s more popular than us!
Valleygurl80: NOTHING is as popular as us
Cowgirlbiatch: we’re a bit self-centered
Valleygurl80: just a tiny bit
Cowgirlbiatch: so let us address this new list that came out!
Valleygurl80: OMFG, I LOVE the fucking list!!
Cowgirlbiatch: the list is great
Valleygurl80: we can nearly give them props
Cowgirlbiatch: calm down toto
Valleygurl80: fine, let us wank it instead!
Cowgirlbiatch: so this is titled: TYPICAL CHUCK/ED FANGIRLS
Valleygurl80: i guess this is not about me
Cowgirlbiatch: apparently not
Valleygurl80: this is all ABOUT YOU! You’re the new CHUCK!
Cowgirlbiatch: HELLZ YEAH!
Valleygurl80: LOL
Cowgirlbiatch: Ok. So they’ve gone and numbered it and all
Valleygurl80: they’re so cute
Cowgirlbiatch: I know, shut up and listen.
Valleygurl80: fine
Cowgirlbiatch: “1 - inability to accept that Chuck is not a LEAD”
Valleygurl80: and WHO is the lead? Mop with the mediocre storyline in the background?
Cowgirlbiatch: got wood?
Valleygurl80: and cloth
Cowgirlbiatch: then it’s good!
Valleygurl80: ok, what is number 2??
Cowgirlbiatch: ok, number 2. “Thinks that abuse and love are synonyms”
Valleygurl80: omg, we have things in common!
Cowgirlbiatch: I know!
Valleygurl80: because when you string someone along for months making them think you love them is totally emotional abuse!
Cowgirlbiatch: I know! Nair is like Chair!
Valleygurl80: only boring
Cowgirlbiatch: and without facial expressions
Valleygurl80: give me more!
Cowgirlbiatch: feed me, Simore!
Valleygurl80: :D
Cowgirlbiatch: OK, “3. Thinks that purple suits are classic”
Valleygurl80: Seriously? This is a trait?
Cowgirlbiatch: apparently, let me double check
Valleygurl80: check on that
Cowgirlbiatch: yeah she typed it
Valleygurl80: holy fuck, they’ve gone off the deep end
Cowgirlbiatch: they’ve BEEN in the bottom of the deep end for some time
Valleygurl80: so does this mean that THEY think last year’s jcrew is a classic or are they just pissed cause Chuck rocks?
Cowgirlbiatch: it can be a combination
Valleygurl80: fair enough. Number 4!
Cowgirlbiatch: “4. Condones the guy sleeping around but if the girl even looks the other way she is a whore!”
Valleygurl80: WHO THE FUCK CALLED MY BLAIR A WHORE?
Cowgirlbiatch: The Powder Ranger has!
Valleygurl80: HAHHAAAAA!!!
Cowgirlbiatch: I know, I love that fucking troll
Valleygurl80: she’s a Nairer
Cowgirlbiatch: I know. It’s sad.
Valleygurl80: I sense mutiny
Cowgirlbiatch: on the bounty?
Valleygurl80: no, in the party
Cowgirlbiatch: “5. Assumes that the death of a family member justifies any negative behavior”
Valleygurl80: let me get the link
Cowgirlbiatch: yes, get the link
It's that time, people! Once more, because we have SO MANY wankings to do we have to start pushing them out. The craziness continues spreading like the swine-flu and we're ALL at risk to either be contaminated or have to watch/read the contamination.
Freakalicious!
Throughout this episode you could see how much Nate loves Blair and values their relationship. Nate's biggest issue was jealousy/distrust which lead him to not trust his girlfriend and acting mean to his best friend. I don't blame him though, Nate just wanted to make sure Chuck knew that him and Blair are becoming serious, and for him not to try to come in between them. Yes he could've gone about it better, sometimes emotions get the better of us. However when Nate let Blair go with Chuck alone to find Georgina this proved that he does trust Blair also that he was sorry for being rude to Chuck. This I feel helped Nate grow as a person. The look on Nate's face when Chuck said "It's Blair I'll take this outside" made my heart sink. There were other moments where I felt sad for Nate also, but that one stood out the most for me. I just want to say kudos to Chace for almost making me cry, his acting was super in this episode!
ME: OK. Let us start by saying that Blair herself stated that Nate doesn't trust her and Nate confirmed it. So, your statement, is indeed WRONG. Nate did NOT feel bad for being rude to Chuck because he still WANTS Blair. At least today he wants her, I can't guarantee who the fuck he'll want in a bit but lets go with what he wants TODAY. Ok. And on the growing? The only thing that Nate has grown is in weirdness because he's STILL cunt-jumping. What is WRONG with all of you, he was into Vanessa 2 episodes ago!! Do you all suffer from acute dementia? God! You all need to get that looked at, it's not right. And really? Nate ALMOST made you cry?
Fine. Go cry.
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Ok, this one really got me because it was in a thread titled: Nair Fans Speak UP. The title itself it hilarious, it's like they're some poor starved third country that lives off the charity of the writers. Actually, that's exactly what they are. :D So this chick posted by herself for like 4 hours or so and no one responded and I felt really bad. Like no one talked to her or encouraged her with a 'NB POWDER' or anything. Like that was just rude. So we're wanking it.
What? You thought we felt THAT bad? I dont think so. This is the SAME person posting over and over again.
181. I would love a Dan and Blair hook up. It would be hilarious. It wouldn't be emotionally draining or a chore to watch like Chair and their silly Cruel Intention games.
Posted 4/28/2009 12:44:32 PM #
182. My favourite Nair videos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QbV0FCl-JI http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSaoSkgv674
Posted 4/28/2009 2:25:08 PM #
183. Does any1 have that clip of N and B where its in early Season 2, during the time N was still with the cougar, where B twirls her hair at N in a flirty way???
Posted 4/28/2009 2:26:51 PM #
184. For Chace/Leighton & Nate/Blair fans, here's a nice thread I made: http://jjb.yuku.com/topic/495899?page=1
Posted 4/28/2009 5:46:59 PM #
I mean really... someone tell her something. Please. She's typing there by herself.
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Are you kidding me? Chuck has been treating Blair like crap all season. He makes fun of her for saying she loves him, stands her up for a couple of hookers, and tried to run off to South America with Elle. The only reason he went back to Blair is because Elle rejected him. That isn't love, that's settling. I realize Nate made some mistakes in the past, but him and Blair are giving it a second try because they have matured and they love each other. To me Blair has always loved Nate more than Chuck, you can just tell by the way she looks at Nate. In the words of Blair Waldorf herself "I love you Nate Archibald, always have, always will."
ME: I dont even know where the fuck to begin with this piece of runny shit, I mean really. His father died and by the end of episode 2.14 he apologizes for what he said about her love and they embrace. I dont understand what part of that concept you DONT FUCKING GET. I dont. Elle's sole purpose in life was to make Chuck go back to Blair. Almost like a fucking road sign. You see? Of course you dont, you've got Kool-Aid blinders on. So I'll settle for that. Nate's made a lot of fucking mistakes, I can write a book about them but I'll fall asleep halfway through writing them. They haven't fucking matured, Nate left Vanessa for ACTING like Blair and then went to Blair which made as much sense of nothing at all. And from what you've written I'd say you know jack-shit about what Blair does and doesn't love so I suggest you shut up. That's all.
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Chair fans, you know they break up in Prom Night.. So let us Chair fans enjoy them while they're still together, without Chair fans picking and overanalyzing every little thing.
ME: We can't help it but because you're a realist and are semi-decent I will let you pass. Enjoy it, baby girl and sweet dreams, you wont get wanked by me.
They think they are which almost makes them cute. ALMOST! Now. Who is really to hear and WANK stupid people? Because I'm telling you, some of the ones featured today are out of their fucking mind. In a glorious way!
(witness the most insane conversation we've had the pleasure of capturing. Ridiculous people in their natural habitat!)
Am I the only one who thinks that these two had great chemistry? (no, you and your little friend agreed) I have never seen chuck show more concern for anyone than he did for elle. I know chuck is acting like he's all about blair now, but if elle asked him to give her another chance he would forget about blair in a heartbeat. (this one if just showing clear signs of being STONED. Just fucking stoned. She left the Kool-Aid behind a long time ago and has clearly moved to more damaging substances) I hated how they ruined elle's character (WHAT FUCKING CHARACTER?? Aaron had more fucking character!), but hopefully they will bring her back next season, and chuck can reunie with the most beautiful woman he's ever seen. (like really... you expect me to take you seriously?)
reply: I loved the Chuck and Elle storyline! The relationship itself wasn't incredibly compelling, but the storyline around it was terrific. Secret societies of the rich and powerful... a lustful obsession that shouldn't be...? It was very much like Chuck from the beginning of the season (like in "New Haven Can Wait" when he toyed with the Skull and Bones boys)! Admittedly, I'm a fan of Chuck/Blair but I do get sick of the butterflies and flowers that seem to be popping up in their relationship. (OMFG, HIT THE FUCKING DECK, PEOPLE! We're being ATTACKED by the fucking butterflies and the flowers and all the FLUFF in the Chair relationship!! Cowgirl? Cowgirl? She's dead! The giant butterfly killed her. Are you happy now?? Man! Can we get some angst here? Because all this fluff is just SOOOOO boring!) Chuck/Elle was a really refreshing change.It baffles me that people disliked the Elle/Chuck relationship when in the end, it's Elle who encourages Chuck to start fighting for Blair. (yeah, I can't imagine why either and yes that's fucking sarcasm, Butterfly-girl)
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"I just feel bad for Nate, yes I said it. He loves Blair, I mean he bought them an apartment for crying out loud. He also is the only girl he has said he loves. I just don't want him to get his heart broken at the end of this season. They'd better end on good terms. Or in my dreams not end at all..."
ME: Ok, let me wank you in steps, ok? Step 1 - he bought them an apartment after dating for TWO FUCKING EPISODE. Actually, one and a half. And you EXPECTED them to last? Step 2 - So Nate shouldn't get his heart broken though HE has broken the hearts of about three girls? Yeah, that's a good number. So it's ok for him to go around with a heart machete but it's not ok for him to cry? Grow fuck up. Step 3 - OF COURSE they'll end on good terms they all have to interact in their highly realistic show. And I suggest you stick to your dreams, it'll be healthier than posting this nonsense.
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"This episode was the best in a long time, seriously, I hate how people base their opinions of the episodes of CB, it's almost as if they ignore everything else"
ME: We ignore everything else because the writers do also. It's simple as that. They put in a lot of effort and time in making Chair this long and plotted out storyline and you still dontunderstand how we eat up what they give us?
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I love nair; I literally began shipping them on about the third page of the first book when you find out he slept with Serena. I had an incurable hatred for Serena, which has now tranfered to Chuck. I just want them to be left alone; all of their friends interfer!
ME: Because loving a relationship where the guy cheats on the girl with the best friend is the PERFECT thing to do. And like we're stated before, poor Nathaniel accidentally fell inside Serena's cunt. So it's totally explainable now.
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ROTFL ROTFL omfv someone needs to send all Ed fangirls on a one way trip to the moon. They are clearly on crack. As if I'd ever be jealous of that short fat dwarf who only gets laid for being on a tv show. It's because i'm devoid of jealousy that i can like the people i do. Johnny Depp is way more famous, rich, and beautiful than Ed could ever dream to be. So that just proves your hilariously weak theory wrong. plz GTFO of this thread deluded Ediots and stop embarrassing yourself. Unless you want to keep being mocked and laughed at by all of us here ROTFL. Then by all means go ahead and stay for our daily amusement haha. Tongue out
ME: ... And someone people doubt that these CHILDREN can be older than 12? Really? Read the idiot above because it that doesn't say pre-pubescent teen I dont know what does. How about if you want to CONTINUE being mocked and laughed by all the non-idiots that come here to read your stupidness and incredible immaturity you SHUT THE FUCK UP and go watch cartoons. Otherwise please continue and YOU will be our daily amusement.Stop crying, here's your Kool-Aid bottle again.
We have A LOT more wankings to do, you have NO idea, I'm just getting warmed up! :D
Oh you know what it damn well is! It's WANKING THE STUPID MOTHERFUCKING FANDOM!!! Oh man. I guarantee you will laugh in this one. I could hardly type because some of these were SO fucking amusing!! Here we go, babes!!
Ok, so How can you spot a Nairer?
Because they can't fucking hear, their ass is on fire and they think NOTHING is wrong. Carry on, motherfuckers! Sip your Kool-Aid from the sippy cup!
You all ready for it? Because it's going to be FUCKING amazing!!
i think its really stupid that chuck hasn't mentioned vanessa, they had a deep connection and blair belongs with nate right now and dan with serena and that's how its going to be or im going to cry
ME: *passes tissue* Baby, I've had cookie-sheets with more dept than that.
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CHUCK STAY AWA FROM BLAIR SHE LOVES NATE NATE LOVE HER GO AWAY U R SO FAT!
ME: I can't take it. I just can't. HOW do these people function in their everyday???
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(the best conversation of the day)
NBer- Aww NB are so awesome Nate said ily , why do you have to ruin them Josh why??
CBer - ...
ME: That is just WRONG. Granted I had the SAME reaction when I read it. But really. You didn't even offer her a tissue. Or a Valium. Or a fucking clue. Be generous out there, they're starting to fall the fuck apart. The thing is that I know what she's thinking as she types those dots. She's like... you dumb fuck... go find a clue.. somewhere else... you're disturbing the rest of us who are OFF THE FUCKING KOOL-AID!
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I dont understand! Why is everyone sad, we got an I LOVE U from Nate, this is AWESOME! Then when they break up it'll be all because they love one another but chuck got in the way and they'll be together again!
You all have been so FUCKING patient! You've waited for a while here, thinking there was no more wankings to be had but the truth is there's ALWAYS fucking wankings to be had! We LOVE WANKING THIS MOTHERFUCKING FANDOM!!!
God, I love them! You all ready? Because I may be on fire tonight and these are totally going down, bitches!
I think the pair are really sweet together. Ther act like a couple and do more normal things that teens would do. Blair and Chuck have tension, but together they seem around 30 years older than their actual age with Chuck constantly blowing hot and cold, drinking scotch, acting out strange cruel intention type games whereas Nate and Blair are sweet and romantic. Blair seems so much more innocent with him, discussing Brangelina and remembering their growing up days. I think Blair and Chuck have undeniable chemistry, but Blair and Nate are much sweeter and down to earth.
ME: Because ALL TV shows are based on sweet realistic relationships that make us tune in week after week as we wait on the edge of our motherfucking seats in order to find out what fucking restaurant they are going on their fucking seven-month anniversary! Yeah, it's a fucking page-turner!Now. I've seen you all over the web posting about the Brangelina mess. Really? LEAVE BRANGELINA ALONE. Just no. Find a new angle, baby girl.How about a new couple?
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Oh C'mon ppl!!! Penn & Leighton are HOT!!! I really love the idea of DAN & BLAIR hook up!! and if this thing happen, I'll consider to watching GG again. can't wait...
ME: WOW! A new strain in the Kool-Aid phenomenon. Apparently there's a new Orange Kool-Aid and it makes you think that in this universe or the next Blair and Dan hooking up is an AWESOME idea. Because Blair needs ANOTHER judgmental man in her life. She's fucking begging for it. On that note, she may wait a long ASS time. Like to infinity and beyond.
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(OMG, our friend the NB Powder Ranger who will soon be renamed the NB Attention Seeker!)
I'm Nate/Blair till the end. Unless I decide Blair isn't good enough for Nate at some point. I guess this is possible. Nate is the shit after all. I already mentioned my plans in the unlikely event that things go badly for me. I will go into hiding until things blow over and then I will come back and act like every opinion I have ever had was correct. (Not really that much of a stretch.)
ME: Girly, I'm SO tired of wanking you it's not funny. You need to start giving us some fresh thoughts, because as much as you'd like to you can't be this discombobulated and still be interesting. You just can't. I suggest you drink some (of your Kool-Aid) go back to the creative room, mix somethings up and come back to the table with some fresh new ideas :D
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For those of you who think that Chuck is not Emo why don't you go consult your GG Koolaid Bible, even they agree he has been OOC and duller than he was in Season 1. Chuck's Emo now, get over it. Maybe he won't be forever, but he sure as hell is now. Other characters on the show have been in "love" and they didn't go all freakishly Emo. The writers made him Emo, hopefully they make him snap out of it soon. And by the way Season 1 Chuck would annialate Season 2 Chuck. Anybody could see that...Also, Chuck apolgizing to Jenny was LAME. The reason we like Chuck is because he is an inexcusable asshole. That was why he found a fast following in Season 1. He is just plain better when he is a disgusting, perverted, malicious dick. I don't care if you guys think it was "human" of him. I don't want Chuck Bass to become a pussy and he is well on his way.
ME: OH BABY, you SHOULDN'T have. You just SHOULDN'T have because if you read me AT ALL you know I have a fucking mouth and you know I love to use it (wink). One. Kool-Aid is for you. Yes, YOU. YOU have a Kool-Aid bible. Ok? I am OFF the Kool-Aid. You see the distinction? I'm glad we got that straight. TWO. NO ONE. And I mean NO ONE puts Charles Bass in a fucking corner if this fandom has ANYTHING to do with it. Ok? You just let me know when and where and they'll be a rumble in the Bronx. Three, and listen carefully to this one. You are going to have to UNDERSTAND the meaning of an Anti-Hero. Bear with me, I know it's hard, the REASON Chuck is so popular is because he's an onion-boy. Your boy Nate and Dan are not. Hence Chuck, being HUMAN under layers of assholity will ALWAYS make him the one you're going to root for. We love BOTH the asshole side of him and the 'too in love with Blair to see straight' Chuck. We fucking love it. What we dont love is when he's got a hobo-tramp on him and when he forgets he ever knew Blair. Get it? THAT is inconsistent writing. THAT is what we're pissed about. Get it fucking straight. Fantastic! NEXT!
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Xmenfan246 (2 weeks ago) Chair is just a jerk and has shown no signs of improvement. He's a manipulator, rapes Blair's friends Serena and Jenny, hooks up with random w omen, all the while claiming to love Blair. WHATEVER. At least Nate has shown signs of maturity this season. Blair and Chuck are just Cruel Intentions caricatures when they're together. Their relationship is not realisitc. Nate and Blair have more genuine moments together, and are a more realistic couple. Xmenfan246 (1 week ago) Nate's sins aren't as bad as Chuck. wantedlilacs (1 week ago) Chuck's father DIED! ILuvBrucas4eva (4 hours ago) his father's death doesn't excuse him for being an ass.
ME: She's obviously NEVER lost someone close to her. Hasn't seen what grief does to good and bad people.
And Nate's maturity is that of knat. Dont believe me? Check it out:
You see? I never kid about people's mental acuity.
oh, and chace crawford is a lesbian, we FUCKING LOVE YOU! Come here and give us a kiss, baby, we promise to keep you off the concentration camps! ;)
Valleygurl80: :D
Cowgirlbiatch: Stop it. I can’t take you smiling all the time. It’s creepy.
Valleygurl80: :D
Cowgirlbiatch: I think this is going to be ur face through the next few weeks
Valleygurl80: I’m sure it’s not. I want to kill Nate
Cowgirlbiatch: did u get more dolls?
Valleygurl80: I’m making some out of my old soccer socks
Cowgirlbiatch: :D
Valleygurl80: I need blue buttons for the eyes
Cowgirlbiatch: lol
Valleygurl80: let’s wank something. I miss wanking
Cowgirlbiatch: you wank everyday
Valleygurl80: all the time
Cowgirlbiatch: then how can you miss it?
Valleygurl80: wanking is irrigation for my soul
Cowgirlbiatch: I see
Valleygurl80: it flourishes things, makes them grow
Cowgirlbiatch: ok, let me find you something
Valleygurl80: something good. Something stupid
Cowgirlbiatch: I can easily find things that capture that criteria
Valleygurl80: show, show!
Cowgirlbiatch: lol, man, they’re STILL at it: aren't Blair and Nate just the perfect couple? The way B looks at N and when he kisses her you can really see how happy B is and how she enjoys every second of it! That's what love is all about and that's what makes them perfect! Valleygurl80: I wonder if they’re for real
Cowgirlbiatch: They’re for real
Valleygurl80: It’s so strange listing to people on the Kool-Aid
Cowgirlbiatch: how old are these people? Thirteen?
Valleygurl80: I’m not surprised
Cowgirlbiatch: should they even be watching this show?
Valleygurl80: What is it with the ‘perfect’ shit?
Cowgirlbiatch: there’s no such thing as perfect shit
Valleygurl80: yes there is. After eating a lot of bad Mexican one can honestly have the perfect shit
Cowgirlbiatch: ….
Valleygurl80: it’s true! After ingesting all this Nair crap can you honestly blame them for claiming to have the perfect shit?
Cowgirlbiatch: In an odd and slightly frightening way you’ve managed to make sense
Valleygurl80: I’m fab
Cowgirlbiatch: you are
Valleygurl80: another one!
Cowgirlbiatch: ok, let me see… heh…. BLAIR DOES NOT LOVE CHUCK! WHAT PART OF THAT DONT YOU PEOPLE GET? Valleygurl80: uhm… how about the part where she does? How about THAT motherfucking part? Now, what part of you’re an idiot DON’T YOU PEOPLE GET?
Cowgirlbiatch: breathe
Valleygurl80: breathing
Cowgirlbiatch: how about we do Hate Mail, to get your mind off of that?
Valleygurl80: No. I can handle it.
Cowgirlbiatch: Ok… some more… I LOVE NATE AND BLAIR!!! THEY WERE SOOO SWEET IN THIS EPISODE! THEY'RE BOTH GROWING AS INDIVIDUALS AND AS A COUPLE. KEEP THEM TOGETHER PLS!!! Valleygurl80: you see, this is when I get upset at people
Cowgirlbiatch: yes
Valleygurl80: no. I get upset because they NEVER share what they’re smoking. And I sit here day after day, hour after hour and NO ONE offers me ANY of the shit they’re smoking. Not a puff
Cowgirlbiatch: it’s just rude
Valleygurl80: totally!
Cowgirlbiatch: I’m bringing more.
Valleygurl80: I need some wine
Cowgirlbiatch: get some wine
Valleygurl80: got wine
Cowgirlbiatch: gone one: "When Blair is with Nate she is like a normal high school girl who falls in love for the first time. With Chuck she is a Cruel Intentions caricature. At least her relationship with Nate is more realistic, and not endless immature games with Chuck. Team Nair!!" Valleygurl80: I wonder if she views Nair as realistic, is this telling of her OWN relationships?
Cowgirlbiatch: most likely
Valleygurl80: fucking sad
Cowgirlbiatch: maybe we’re biased
Valleygurl80: because we see what an errant fool she is making of herself
Cowgirlbiatch: yes and because we know
Valleygurl80: I wonder if she knew the games you and H play
Cowgirlbiatch: she’d be right down shocked
Valleygurl80: I think we should take her to like an adult toy shop
Cowgirlbiatch: yes!
Valleygurl80: the one you & H have frequent membership at?
Cowgirlbiatch: one more point and we get free lube!
Valleygurl80: nice!
Cowgirlbiatch: one more!
Valleygurl80: a few more
Cowgirlbiatch: you’re feeling particularly bitchy tonight
Valleygurl80: at least I’m still in character
Cowgirlbiatch: which is more than we can say for Blair
Valleygurl80: or Vanessa
Cowgirlbiatch: ugh. WHY are we talking about her again?
Valleygurl80: because we hate her?
Cowgirlbiatch: pfft
Valleygurl80: ok, give me more amo
Cowgirlbiatch: getting more… Nate and Blair are end game. So I can accept a few Blair/Chuck scenes. I realize that Chuck doesn't really have a resolution yet. Blair will help him realize that they are better as just friends and maybe Chuck will move on and find a girl that actually cares about him. Valleygurl80: twenty bucks that this is the Powder Ranger
Cowgirlbiatch: she’s got a very distinct voice, doesn’t she
Valleygurl80: yeah, her nasal activity has deteriorated her speech
Cowgirlbiatch: I love this girl, she’s a dictionary definition of ridiculousness.
Valleygurl80: she’s an attention seeker for sure
Cowgirlbiatch: she continues… “I think it's pretty OOC for Blair to contact Chuck out of the blue for this scheme. I am happy that she can be so nonchalant about it though. It just proves that I am right. She never had romantic feelings for him. Hopefully Blair is smart enough to obey Nate's "No Chuck" policy.”
Valleygurl80: …. Nate’s ‘No Chuck’ policy
Cowgirlbiatch: next up, dog collar and whips
Valleygurl80: that would be sexy had it not come from Nate
Cowgirlbiatch: man, I would SLAP a man who set down a ground rule
Valleygurl80: I would castrate him
Cowgirlbiatch: I think you’ve been right all along. Nate just wants Chuck for himself
Valleygurl80: I told you
Cowgirlbiatch: damn
Valleygurl80: I’m always right
Cowgirlbiatch: he’s totally gay
Valleygurl80: he is
Cowgirlbiatch: I can’t wait
Valleygurl80: me neither
Cowgirlbiatch: I got a Vucker.
Valleygurl80: vucking vuckers
Cowgirlbiatch: a dying breed
Valleygurl80: a stupid motherfucking breed
Cowgirlbiatch: hates them
Valleygurl80: me too
Cowgirlbiatch: ok. Here she goes: I've been waiting and hoping that they would put Vanessa and Chuck together; every since "Chuck in Real Life" Yes, it's very out of character for them to be sleeping together, but isn't that what makes the show interesting; doing something you wouldn't expect? I just hope that in the next episode C & V are sneaking to see each other and fooling around because it would suck to throw something like that out there for only one episode. That would totally suck.
Valleygurl80: dont you mean Vuck? She’s in for a disappointment
Cowgirlbiatch: listen, her even choosing this ship was setting herself up for disappointment
Valleygurl80: I would pity her if I cared
Cowgirlbiatch: I can’t wait for Hobo-bitch to be written off
Valleygurl80: I’m so having to a toast to that
Cowgirlbiatch: me too
Valleygurl80: ok, I’m heading out
Cowgirlbiatch: watch the sneak peak again
Valleygurl80: I did… while we were talking
Cowgirlbiatch: no wonder you’re so calm
Valleygurl80: CB is like Prozac
Cowgirlbiatch: ….
Valleygurl80: or hash
Cowgirlbiatch: no wonder we all went crazy, it was like no longer getting hits
Valleygurl80: totally explainable
OH! Check what just got sent to us - it'll NEVER get old!
I think it's very true to character. Nate looks confused as always :D
Look. I know a lot of you are trying to make sense of the episodes coming up. I know some spoilers make no sense and we're all just DYING to know what is happening. That doesn't mean that you have to go around making the pretty fools of yourself. Just dont. THINK about what it is you're posting before you go around spouting some speculation that tends to be as disturbing as Chuhobo itself.
Georgina looks a lot like Blair in this episode. After reading the summary, what if it is actually Blair dressing Georgina up and trying to hook up her with Chuck?What if Blair is annoyed that Chuck is fighting for her (!) and rocking her and Nate's happy little world?? Maybe Blair is trying to get Chuck out of the picture. I think we can all agree that she is pretty much brainwashed with her romance with Nate right now, right?? Just a thought....
ME: .... just STOP IT. You know dont where you're going with this. I dont know where you're going with this. NO ONE knows where you're going with this. So stop it. Just calm down. Stay off the Kool-Aid and exercise.
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I like Chair and Nair, but i'm not die-hard for either,it just seems weird to be a die-hard fan for a couple on a tv show.. (not that there's anything wrong with people who are die-hard fans of a tv couple).
ME: So it seems to be wrong but there's nothing wrong with it? ?????
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i think c will be hurt with n so that b can be with c in limo and be hide from n at night
ME: I truly feel like this one is an algebra equation. How about U=CRAZY? How does that solve that equation?
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maybe v wil b pregna with c and cb will be done promise me no
ME: ... somethings just truly make you loose brain cells and I think this one just did.
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