with GUSTO

Chat time!!!

Valleygurl80: :D
Cowgirlbiatch: Stop it. I can’t take you smiling all the time. It’s creepy.
Valleygurl80: :D

Cowgirlbiatch: I think this is going to be ur face through the next few weeks
Valleygurl80: I’m sure it’s not. I want to kill Nate

Cowgirlbiatch: did u get more dolls?
Valleygurl80: I’m making some out of my old soccer socks

Cowgirlbiatch: :D
Valleygurl80: I need blue buttons for the eyes

Cowgirlbiatch: lol
Valleygurl80: let’s wank something. I miss wanking

Cowgirlbiatch: you wank everyday
Valleygurl80: all the time

Cowgirlbiatch: then how can you miss it?
Valleygurl80: wanking is irrigation for my soul

Cowgirlbiatch: I see
Valleygurl80: it flourishes things, makes them grow

Cowgirlbiatch: ok, let me find you something
Valleygurl80: something good. Something stupid

Cowgirlbiatch: I can easily find things that capture that criteria
Valleygurl80: show, show!

Cowgirlbiatch: lol, man, they’re STILL at it: aren't Blair and Nate just the perfect couple? The way B looks at N and when he kisses her you can really see how happy B is and how she enjoys every second of it! That's what love is all about and that's what makes them perfect!
Valleygurl80: I wonder if they’re for real

Cowgirlbiatch: They’re for real
Valleygurl80: It’s so strange listing to people on the Kool-Aid

Cowgirlbiatch: how old are these people? Thirteen?
Valleygurl80: I’m not surprised

Cowgirlbiatch: should they even be watching this show?
Valleygurl80: What is it with the ‘perfect’ shit?

Cowgirlbiatch: there’s no such thing as perfect shit
Valleygurl80: yes there is. After eating a lot of bad Mexican one can honestly have the perfect shit

Cowgirlbiatch: ….
Valleygurl80: it’s true! After ingesting all this Nair crap can you honestly blame them for claiming to have the perfect shit?

Cowgirlbiatch: In an odd and slightly frightening way you’ve managed to make sense
Valleygurl80: I’m fab

Cowgirlbiatch: you are
Valleygurl80: another one!

Cowgirlbiatch: ok, let me see… heh…. BLAIR DOES NOT LOVE CHUCK! WHAT PART OF THAT DONT YOU PEOPLE GET?
Valleygurl80: uhm… how about the part where she does? How about THAT motherfucking part? Now, what part of you’re an idiot DON’T YOU PEOPLE GET?

Cowgirlbiatch: breathe
Valleygurl80: breathing

Cowgirlbiatch: how about we do Hate Mail, to get your mind off of that?
Valleygurl80: No. I can handle it.

Cowgirlbiatch: Ok… some more… I LOVE NATE AND BLAIR!!! THEY WERE SOOO SWEET IN THIS EPISODE! THEY'RE BOTH GROWING AS INDIVIDUALS AND AS A COUPLE. KEEP THEM TOGETHER PLS!!!
Valleygurl80: you see, this is when I get upset at people

Cowgirlbiatch: yes
Valleygurl80: no. I get upset because they NEVER share what they’re smoking. And I sit here day after day, hour after hour and NO ONE offers me ANY of the shit they’re smoking. Not a puff

Cowgirlbiatch: it’s just rude
Valleygurl80: totally!

Cowgirlbiatch: I’m bringing more.
Valleygurl80: I need some wine

Cowgirlbiatch: get some wine
Valleygurl80: got wine

Cowgirlbiatch: gone one: "When Blair is with Nate she is like a normal high school girl who falls in love for the first time. With Chuck she is a Cruel Intentions caricature. At least her relationship with Nate is more realistic, and not endless immature games with Chuck. Team Nair!!"
Valleygurl80: I wonder if she views Nair as realistic, is this telling of her OWN relationships?

Cowgirlbiatch: most likely
Valleygurl80: fucking sad

Cowgirlbiatch: maybe we’re biased
Valleygurl80: because we see what an errant fool she is making of herself

Cowgirlbiatch: yes and because we know
Valleygurl80: I wonder if she knew the games you and H play

Cowgirlbiatch: she’d be right down shocked
Valleygurl80: I think we should take her to like an adult toy shop

Cowgirlbiatch: yes!
Valleygurl80: the one you & H have frequent membership at?

Cowgirlbiatch: one more point and we get free lube!
Valleygurl80: nice!

Cowgirlbiatch: one more!
Valleygurl80: a few more

Cowgirlbiatch: you’re feeling particularly bitchy tonight
Valleygurl80: at least I’m still in character

Cowgirlbiatch: which is more than we can say for Blair
Valleygurl80: or Vanessa

Cowgirlbiatch: ugh. WHY are we talking about her again?
Valleygurl80: because we hate her?

Cowgirlbiatch: pfft
Valleygurl80: ok, give me more amo

Cowgirlbiatch: getting more… Nate and Blair are end game. So I can accept a few Blair/Chuck scenes. I realize that Chuck doesn't really have a resolution yet. Blair will help him realize that they are better as just friends and maybe Chuck will move on and find a girl that actually cares about him.
Valleygurl80: twenty bucks that this is the Powder Ranger

Cowgirlbiatch: she’s got a very distinct voice, doesn’t she
Valleygurl80: yeah, her nasal activity has deteriorated her speech

Cowgirlbiatch: I love this girl, she’s a dictionary definition of ridiculousness.
Valleygurl80: she’s an attention seeker for sure

Cowgirlbiatch: she continues… “I think it's pretty OOC for Blair to contact Chuck out of the blue for this scheme. I am happy that she can be so nonchalant about it though. It just proves that I am right. She never had romantic feelings for him. Hopefully Blair is smart enough to obey Nate's "No Chuck" policy.”
Valleygurl80: …. Nate’s ‘No Chuck’ policy

Cowgirlbiatch: next up, dog collar and whips
Valleygurl80: that would be sexy had it not come from Nate

Cowgirlbiatch: man, I would SLAP a man who set down a ground rule
Valleygurl80: I would castrate him

Cowgirlbiatch: I think you’ve been right all along. Nate just wants Chuck for himself
Valleygurl80: I told you

Cowgirlbiatch: damn
Valleygurl80: I’m always right

Cowgirlbiatch: he’s totally gay
Valleygurl80: he is

Cowgirlbiatch: I can’t wait
Valleygurl80: me neither

Cowgirlbiatch: I got a Vucker.
Valleygurl80: vucking vuckers

Cowgirlbiatch: a dying breed
Valleygurl80: a stupid motherfucking breed

Cowgirlbiatch: hates them
Valleygurl80: me too

Cowgirlbiatch: ok. Here she goes: I've been waiting and hoping that they would put Vanessa and Chuck together; every since "Chuck in Real Life" Yes, it's very out of character for them to be sleeping together, but isn't that what makes the show interesting; doing something you wouldn't expect? I just hope that in the next episode C & V are sneaking to see each other and fooling around because it would suck to throw something like that out there for only one episode. That would totally suck.
Valleygurl80: dont you mean Vuck? She’s in for a disappointment

Cowgirlbiatch: listen, her even choosing this ship was setting herself up for disappointment
Valleygurl80: I would pity her if I cared

Cowgirlbiatch: I can’t wait for Hobo-bitch to be written off
Valleygurl80: I’m so having to a toast to that

Cowgirlbiatch: me too
Valleygurl80: ok, I’m heading out

Cowgirlbiatch: watch the sneak peak again
Valleygurl80: I did… while we were talking

Cowgirlbiatch: no wonder you’re so calm
Valleygurl80: CB is like Prozac

Cowgirlbiatch: ….
Valleygurl80: or hash

Cowgirlbiatch: no wonder we all went crazy, it was like no longer getting hits
Valleygurl80: totally explainable

OH! Check what just got sent to us - it'll NEVER get old!

I think it's very true to character. Nate looks confused as always :D