Showing posts with label sexwick. Show all posts
Showing posts with label sexwick. Show all posts

Saturday, May 23, 2009

ed totally LOBBIED





Ed being overall sexy and adorable as he talks about the coming Wuthering Heights and even Chace & his sense of humor are present. Now, I warn you to stop watching 3/4 into the vid because you know who is in it too. Fair warning for those of you who say I dont warn you about these things ;)

It's a quiet weekend, isn't it? Damn. Must read more fiction as I shop in Dean & Deluca online. It's a debility, so sue me. I'm helping the economy, dammit!

VOTE, MOTHERFUCKERS, VOTE!!!





Yes, our kids are getting a motherfucking EMMY, you hear? So stop what you're doing, let go of that fanfiction you've been reading, stop bitching about Nate in that forum, stop starring dreamily at the new Ed photos and GO VOTE!

Thank you for your cooperation :)

Friday, May 22, 2009

it's got to be the HAIR

MMACCCCCEEEDDDIIIEEEE!!!!



You have been looking SERIOUSLY fine lately, haven't you, McEddie? We even got arm!porn here, didn't we? The hair is good, the clothing fit, the bulge is back. It's fantastic! Our new GG leading man, with self-tanner, ascot and his own center-stage production. Watch out, Giorgio!

Who's your daddy?


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Monday, May 18, 2009

penguins FOREVER



So you all know I live in love with Sexwick, much to Inca's distaste. :P So I get all giddy with new interviews especially when he's being adorkable.


There’s no escaping Ed Westwick’s tractor beam of hotness. The 21-year-old, known best as Gossip Girl’s deliciously evil Chuck Bass, appears to have it all — a career on the rise, a British accent, humility. From a modest upbringing in a town of 80,000 in Hertfordshire, Westwick moved to New York two years ago and just attended his second White House Correspondents’ Association dinner (his dates were Mom and Dad). He sat down to talk about GG and those outlandish outfits his character wears. His show’s second-season finale airs tonight.

Q: How was the WHCA dinner?

A: It’s quite the evening. Last year, I was kind of like, “Wow, I’ve been invited to the White House Correspondents’ dinner.” So I went along with my father, and we had a really nice evening. This year, I feel it was so much bigger and better because of Obama and everything that means to everyone.

Q: Was there anyone there you were particularly excited to meet?

A: My mother got a picture with Tom Cruise. She really enjoyed that. It put a smile on her face.

Q: Of all Chuck’s outfits, do you have any favorites?

A: The basketball outfit from the first season, where I end up wearing this headband and sunglasses and look like an ’80s gangster-rapper. It was just so outrageous. … I think someone at the network was like, “Are you serious?”

Q: Do you ever help pick out the clothes?

A: We chip in. If we put something on and it just doesn’t look right, we chop and change it. I always find that I’m wearing layers, and I look at myself — and I look like I’m puffed out. So I’m going to try and say to them, “Can I not wear so many layers this year?” So I don’t end up looking like a penguin. (AWWWWW, MCEDDIE!!)

Q: You’ve said that you pride yourself on being one of the last romantics. So what does that mean, exactly?

A: I’ve got it tattooed on my arm! “I heart romance.” (Rolls up sleeve.) I’m exaggerating, probably. I think there’s something poetic about being an old romantic. I’m probably useless at it. But I’d like to think I’ve got a sweet side. It’s nice to have a sweet side, with the character I play on TV being such a bad guy.

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How can you not love him, Inca???? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on! :D

Thursday, May 14, 2009

HOLY heathcliff!



HOLY HELL ON A BASS STICK!

Gemma Arterton had her big moment last fall, when she popped up briefly as Bond girl Strawberry Fields in Quantum of Solace before getting axed in the name of a giant red herring. But she's about to get a whole lot more screentime, playing tortured young Cathy opposite Gossip Girl star Ed Westwick's Heathcliff in Wuthering Heights, an adaptation of the classic Emily Bronte novel.

THR is reporting that Peter Webber, who made the period piece Girl WIth a Pearl Earring, will direct the script by Olivia Hetreed. Arterton and Westwick are both replacing former cast members Natalie Portman and Michael Fassbender, who bounced out about a year ago. The idea here is to get away from "stuffy costume drama," which probably won't be hard with Westwick, a popular TV star, on board. Joe Wright breathed new life into Jane Austen with Pride & Prejudice. We'll see what Webber can do for Bronte.

YES, I have died.

Heathcliff?? Have you all been reading Alices' posts??? Ed as Heathcliff??? Give me a moment. Must die once more.

Ok. I'm back.

HOLY FUCK! You all dont understand, if he does this (after all, things can change because of scheduling) and it becomes as awesome as this movie can be it'll be a hop and a skip until he's as well known as McAvoy or Law. I mean... I'm just floored! No one right now can be a better Heathcliff than Ed and I'm trying not to be biased (but I can't fucking help it, dammit!) but really. REALLY??? And Webber to direct?? I LOVED The Girl with the Pearl Earring!! God, him and Gemma better have chemistry because this is one of my favorite couples of all time. Give me a moment while I die once more. FYI, Leighton would've been a better Cathy but you know, I'm being TOTALLY biased then ;) And produced by Bernstein and Rae?? BECOMING JANE??

Dies again.

PLEASE PLEASE LET THIS HAPPEN, LIFE. PLEASE!

he's all out of BUBBLE GUM!



MC-EDDIE! Are you FINALLY dropping that 'I'm really a nice guy' routine you love to play and finally get COCKY and sassy with us?? Well let me tell you, nugget, I'm ALL for it. You go on with your HOT COCKY SELF and we will worship you! (Well, maybe not Inca but I sure will! The girl in the corner sure will - after you're decontaminated, of course) So let us take some highlights of your little assy rant, my love.


Do your fellow cast members ever try to do a British accent?
It has been tried a few times but they mainly aren’t very good. Although Leighton [Meester, who plays Chuck’s love interest, Blair Waldorf] is fond of doing her Keira Knightley, and she’s funny with it. The rest of them are pretty over the top like most Americans are when they try to do an accent.

ME: AHHHHH!!! HE SAID HER NAME! *dies* they're so in love they just dont know it yet, dammit! LOVE, I tell you! Everyone else just sucks. Including the GF. *evil comic book laugh*

Do you ever method act Chuck’s role?
I’ve never tried it. I’ve not turned up drunk on set yet or tried to punch Penn [Badgley, who plays Dan Humphrey]. It’s a teen show, I don’t think the advertisers would be too happy.

ME: Hum... I would, for one, be ok with the Penny punching. Just to see the reaction, you know?

How are you faring with the ladies since the show’s success?
I’ve been getting some weird mail, that’s for sure. Unfortunately, I have a situation now where Chace and I live in a residential building in New York and there have been a couple of nights where some of the girls who live there have obviously got a bit drunk and written love letters and slipped them under the door. We have one stuck up on the fridge.

ME: HE GOT MY LETTER!!!!!!!!!! I KNEW IT!

What does it say?
She goes on some rant about how she is not like other girls and I should give her a call and we should hang out.

ME: We should. Say seven o'clock? Your place? Casual attire. Like naked-type-of-casual. Yeah? AWESOME!

Chuck and Blair are the best characters, shouldn’t they be the stars of the show rather than Dan and Serena?
I find the Dan and Serena thing slightly annoying. If that was me, I wouldn’t put up with all the on-off bullshit I think if a relationship feels right, you should just give it a go.

ME: OK, first of all he DOESN'T DENY IT CAUSE HE KNOWS CB ARE THE BEST, BIATCH! YEAH! Second. BWAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! You hear that, LD? The putting on and off of the weave will eventually turn him off!


METROSEXUAL VS MULTI-SEXUAL

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

maybe PEPTOBISMOL can contract her next!

I have come to correct conclusion that the only reason this person is everywhere is because she has nothing else to do. Ever. I mean. Can you imagine all the free time you would have if you come on set once a week, did your 2 sad scenes and then tagged along with your boyfriend all the time? Yeah. You'd have nothing to do either so you would be all over the place annoying the living HELL out of me until I had to take my digital pen and make little Xs all over the fucking place!

*breathes*

AND - AND - AND!!!!! Does she ever STOP TALKING about the plots??? Ed is always mum about it, Leighton (all hail the Queen) catches herself and I'm still not sure if Blake can talk off camera but Lady D over here CANT STOP TALKING. Give her some oral peptobismol or something!

On the side note SQUEE on the EL pic!!!! That and Taylor and Michelle who are always rocking! Plus Taylor has a bra on this time. Good girl! :D

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Sunday, May 10, 2009

mcEddie keeps getting mcHotter



While Penny and Chace continue their new hobby of hair-growth our McEddie has THANKFULLY continued in his brand new look of just looking gorgeous. I have a theory. My theory (aside from the detoxification) is that he got a stylist which I have to be thankful for because he had been looking very worrisome some weeks ago. Yet lately he's just been rocking these suits and the jock-look that we very much approve of. I think if he continues this, becomes single and such we can very well be witnessing the next George Clooney. In a good way. Now, I encourage him to continue with his mcgoodness self and soon we will see him auditioning for Bond. Now THAT would be a film I wouldn't miss even if I was peg-legged, cross-eyed and lacking eye-hand coordination. I would be there. Now... if he could only share the stylist with LD some animals may retain their fur.

Friday, May 8, 2009

how to be PERFECTION



Three Ways to be SEX AS HELL
  1. be Chuck Bass
  2. be English
  3. be Chuck Bass
*bonus*
4. leave gross gf

:D

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

we're more dangerous than SHOTGUNS

I believe it's no secret that here at the Kool-Aid LOVE loving our peeps. Our peeps being Eddie, Leighton (all hail the queen!) and some others here and there. But yeah. It's mostly those two. So here it goes.

Apparently there was a costume gala. People could dress up as others, like a low-key Halloween party or a night to show off couture. As we've discussed Blake came as a siren (and Penn was her plus one, he makes an excellent +1). Ed came as James Bond. He's gone from HOT MESS to leaving US a HOTMESS. Props to him. Stay on target, McEddie!



Leighton (all hail the Queen!) came as Gretel but I suspect foul play from the corner of Lady Dreadlocks who left the bra and took the weave - at least she left the cannoli home too.



Yeah. Total foul play. At least the thing fits which is more than we can say about Lady Dreadlocks and the case of the missing brassiere/double-sided tape. I do love the Shirley Temple hair and Vuitton did a stellar job of fitting the chest area. But Leighton herself looked beautiful, as if she could look anything else! That's couture for you.

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Monday, May 4, 2009

a bit PARTIAL, aren't we, Ed?



I mean seriously. They're just encouraging my morbid fascination I have with this teen couple. He's doing NOTHING to help me out.

"If I had to pick between a Blair and a Serena I would got with Blair. I dont know there's something UH. I'm a bit partial to a brunette . Yeah... but they're both great girls in real life."

... when did we start talking about Leighton and Blake?? Ed! Oh Eddie! Let me hug you.

Keep throwing us crumbs, McEddie.

And I'm still like on cloud nine after watching the scenes on youtube. I mean... let me let out a happy sigh here.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

she was HIGH while getting dressed



.... I mean... she's not even trying now. She's not. I dont know where to begin. The organic tunic, the rastafarian weave, the cut-out boy short used to hold it, the dirty fingers... I dont know where to even begin.

Like really. If Ed ACCIDENTALLY kisses a homeless person in the street we really can't blame him. I've seen cleaner looking hobos in the streets. And they really expect me to buy the body wash she's promoting? How does this make sense? In what universe? Usually when you get contracted to be the face of a product you have to abide by certain guidelines (you know, like bathing and combing one's hair) but they're just letting her run free. If you had not been convinced to change your Dove products yet I hope this changes your mind.

I feel itchy. And dirty. And wondering what parts of the weave have fallen in the beer.

At least Ed looked amazing. We would've go on on Lady Dreadlocks but Ed takes the cake as he... encourages our imagination. I mean... where does the hand go to get warm?


Wednesday, April 29, 2009

black and white is even BETTER



He's not making it any easier on us, is he?

Dammit.

I told Inca I wasn't posting this but you know... I lied. :)

But check out my favorite part of the interview.

This season, one of Gossip Girl’s biggest twists has been an unexpected victory of talent over mere beauty: The show’s two most lively, versatile, and engaging actors, Leighton Meester and Ed Westwick, have gotten more and more screen and story time. Virtue rewarded? It’s the kind of meritorious upset that would infuriate their characters, the show’s colorfully scheming on-and-off lovers Blair Waldorf and Chuck Bass.
Interview Magazine
Yeah. I have nothing more to say to the moronic fools who continue believing that having a BEAUTIFUL man with 2 facial expressions saying lines in a robotic manner is better than raw talent.

Congratulations, Interview Magazine! You're OFF the Kool-Aid!!

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

awww, ED!!!



So you all know I continue my crush on Sexwick, much to my boyfriend's chagrin ;)

And this interview doesn't help.

Plus it made me all giddy that Ed says Leighton's name. :D Leave me alone, I fucking love my EL, ok???

Damn, that man has sex appeal seeping from his motherfucking pores!

Sunday, April 26, 2009

BAFTA = Bass Ass For Tasty Appetizer :D



Inca believes me to have an unatural fascination with Eddie. But really. Really? How can I fucking not? I mean LOOK at him! When he cleans up and wears a snazzy suit and just... guh.

He's SO going to be James Bond one day, give him a few years and everyone else will wants a piece of our McEddie! Can I just say how HAPPY am I that in England there's no water shortage? It seems to be a New York phenomenon as a few other cast members have been recently attacked.


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one lucky PLANT



KAG readers inc.,

We have a new ship.

Ed/Plant. 'Planted'

I personally think it's hotter than Ed/Lady Dreadlocks but I might be SLIGHTLY biased. :D

ani credit to 'isa'

Friday, April 24, 2009

lost brain activity here




FUCK ME ED.

DAMN.

I can't fucking speak, I have like drool tracks on the side of my fucking face.

Fuck.

AND we're going to watch you play football in your little pants next SAT?? I'm SO fucking there!

INCA, YOU CAN'T DENY HE'S TOTALLY FUCKABLE HERE.

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

of MILFs, pink shirts and neautrals



A few of you sent this in and we loved it, we need to share the love, especially a website that under a cap of CV states:

“I am so uncomfortable right now, I can barely even focus on my surprisingly tasteful and understated grey suit (not to mention the baller timepiece I’m sporting). I mean, I love making her jealous, but even for me - Chuck. Bass. - this is a little low. Rubbing elbows with the proletariat low. I bet that bracelet is from Hot Topic. God, I am so uncomfortable right now.”

And under a cap of Blair/Chuck/MILF it states this:

“Cougars love me in maroon, Waldorf. And while we’re talking color choices, what’s with all the neutrals? I mean, shit, I’m virtually overflowing with testosterone, and yet I’m the only one in this scene wearing pink. Step it up, ladies.”

Cant help but love it.

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

holy motherfucking Eddie!




EDDIE! Just HOURS ago we were going to WANK you for that earlier display with Satan's spawn but then you come and give us THIS! LOOK AT YOU! All clean, sober, combed and all around delicious! We could lick you and pet you!

PLEASE keep up the good work and you may soon loose the hard earned title of Grosswick and go back to Sexwick! Yippee!!

I suppose this means the water shortage is only affecting the female side of the equation, no? ;)

Monday, April 6, 2009

that's Ms. Natalie to you!



Gawker continues to be our very favorite site as they share our new pastime of bashing the Natalie all day long! YAY!! It's nice to have allies in times like this, plus they totally believe in the Chair and those that believe in the Chair are part of the Chairlean Alliance. How you like them apples?