pic TALK

ADRIENNE: Is your hair the same color as your skin?

TAYLOR: At least my breasts fit in my dress.

ADRIENNE: What breasts? You're 12!

TAYLOR: PLEASE! I'm grown up to wear maroon lipstick and rock it!

ADRIENNE: And you're wearing lace! Like the ugly kind!

TAYLOR: And you're wearing part of Jessica's weave - the slightly better combed kind!

ADRIENNE: Isn't it past your bedtime?

TAYLOR: Isn't it past your expiration date?

ADRIENNE: BITCH!

TAYLOR: WHORE.

ADRIENNE: The camera is here!

TAYLOR: Where's the rest of your dress?

ADRIENNE: I ate it.

16 going on 39

I can't be the only one worried, can I? I mean... WHAT is going on here? She went from having a punk edge which we expected from her to THIS white-trash mess! What is GOING on here?? The hair, the sunglasses, the dress, the droopy chest, the jacket - it's too Joan Jett on crack for our likes! SOMEONE save this child, please before she goes in a Brit-Brit stampede!

Apparently JSzzz and Taymom's stylists are lovers and have run off together. Leaving their clients to become HOT MESSES all over town. I'm pretty sure this is part of the water shortage we reported earlier OR the social experiment.