ed totally LOBBIED

Ed being overall sexy and adorable as he talks about the coming Wuthering Heights and even Chace & his sense of humor are present. Now, I warn you to stop watching 3/4 into the vid because you know who is in it too. Fair warning for those of you who say I dont warn you about these things ;)

It's a quiet weekend, isn't it? Damn. Must read more fiction as I shop in Dean & Deluca online. It's a debility, so sue me. I'm helping the economy, dammit!

so you THINK you can dance?

Congratulations to Chace Crawford, 'Gossip Girl' star. He's just been cast as the lead in the new version of 'Footloose'.

The 23-year-old Crawford was born just a year after the release of the original film in 1984. "He's never danced before but he's an extremely good athlete, which makes him likely to pick it all up fairly easily," explains our mole in the studio. "And he's really up for it. After all, he's an actor and so he needs to be challenged."

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Ayyy.... Chace. Look how they treat you, baby. First, no one bothers to condition your hair, then no one bothers to give you acting lessons and NOW they want to make you into one of the most iconic dancing characters WITHOUT ever have danced before? No one loves you, do they? They shove you in the back, give you horrible plot lines, make you crawl back to a girl you obviously dont care about and now they want you to dance. I mean, I'm surprised you haven't developed a drinking problem or something. Considering last time you were 'challenged' the fandom revolted against your CRAZY!NATE look. At least the fuzzy beard is gone. Someone had mercy on my soul.

maybe PEPTOBISMOL can contract her next!

I have come to correct conclusion that the only reason this person is everywhere is because she has nothing else to do. Ever. I mean. Can you imagine all the free time you would have if you come on set once a week, did your 2 sad scenes and then tagged along with your boyfriend all the time? Yeah. You'd have nothing to do either so you would be all over the place annoying the living HELL out of me until I had to take my digital pen and make little Xs all over the fucking place!

*breathes*

AND - AND - AND!!!!! Does she ever STOP TALKING about the plots??? Ed is always mum about it, Leighton (all hail the Queen) catches herself and I'm still not sure if Blake can talk off camera but Lady D over here CANT STOP TALKING. Give her some oral peptobismol or something!

On the side note SQUEE on the EL pic!!!! That and Taylor and Michelle who are always rocking! Plus Taylor has a bra on this time. Good girl! :D

CRAWFORD crafts it out

So apparently two types of Chaces have been seen lately parading about. Quite honestly both are disturbing to us as we know he's an extremely handsome guy. He's not my type but he's a lot of people's types. Especially if you've just hit puberty (or like Mr. Cullen). So let us study some of the 'looks' he's been sporting lately.

This is the Chace that showed up at the correspondence dinner at the White House. Cleaner but the hair is still there. And by there we mean EVERYWHERE. I dont know why, in all of God's apparent goodness, they dont wash this poor kid's hair. It's just always nappy-bangs-happy with him and it drives me insane. Just comb it. A bit. Just a bit. Thank you. But NOTHING compares to the coming atrocity.

I think my caption says it all. I made some research and apparently he's quite fine, didn't wander through any Saudi-desert but is actually in the middle of civilization. Which makes this look INEXCUSABLE!! I mean, we like you for your looks, or haven't you heard??? We'll stare at you, cause you're picture perfect. You dont need talent, you just stand there and look pretty. Hence comb it. Producers of this supposed movie: see the light for fuck's sake and let this boy bathe! You all are on the Kool-Aid for letting this happen and thinking to yourselves that it is good.

Happy Mother's Day, btw :)

CHACE and the hendersons

YOU SEE!!!! WE TOLD YOU ALL SHE WAS CONTAGIOUS AND YOU ALL DIDN'T BELIEVE US, YOU THOUGHT WE WERE JUST BEING BITCHES!

We said - Lady Dreadlocks is contagious! Most of you rolled your eyes and LOOK! Look what she's done to Chace! To think we thought him handsome in that no-brain-sort-of-way! I mean, look at this fucking mess! He's taken nappibangs to a whole new level of art and the beard is out of control! Is he filming 'Into the Wild?" Did his plane crash in the middle of a movie set? Is this part of the water shortage? WHY IS THIS HAPPENING??

It's like fucking Armageddon without an Affleck! Someone help him, please! Pass him a razor or a wet whipe or something!