of squealing, wankings and DREADS

Valleygurl80: hi
Cowgirlbiatch: hi
Valleygurl80: hey
Cowgirlbiatch: what’s going on?
Valleygurl80: :D
Cowgirlbiatch: :D
Valleygurl80: I cant sleep
Cowgirlbiatch: me neither
Valleygurl80: I love chair
Cowgirlbiatch: me too
Valleygurl80: like a lot
Cowgirlbiatch: like insane
Valleygurl80: yeah, like that
Cowgirlbiatch: she loves him so much it consumes her
Valleygurl80: :D :D :D
Cowgirlbiatch: the window moment
Valleygurl80: the silent goodbye
Cowgirlbiatch: the strip scene!
Valleygurl80: STRIP SCENE!
Cowgirlbiatch: you still there?
Valleygurl80: no, I’m too excited
Cowgirlbiatch: he ADORES her stockings
Valleygurl80: he does! God, he’s too perfectly imperfect
Cowgirlbiatch: I want to hug them both
Valleygurl80: now they have all summer
Cowgirlbiatch: no! the rest of their lives!
Valleygurl80: they’re so getting married in the show
Cowgirlbiatch: and have tiny little chuckies and blairies
Valleygurl80: chuckies & blairies!!!!!
Cowgirlbiatch: little tiny ones with bow ties and little headbands
Valleygurl80: stop it, I’m emotional enough as it is
Cowgirlbiatch: and queens can’t be emotional
Valleygurl80: they can’t! or we’ll end up like Boleyn
Cowgirlbiatch: poor Anne
Valleygurl80: fuck her, she got to fuck Rhys Meyers
Cowgirlbiatch: true. Skank.
Valleygurl80: back on target
Cowgirlbiatch: CHAIR!!!!!!!!!
Valleygurl80: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Cowgirlbiatch: I’m so not going to sleep now
Valleygurl80: im watching the vids over and over and over and over
Cowgirlbiatch: I get the point
Valleygurl80: I don’t want to see anymore. I’m afraid. I just want to end here. Happily ever after
Cowgirlbiatch: I KNOW!!!!!
Valleygurl80: GEORGIE???
Cowgirlbiatch: GEORGIE!!!!!!!
Valleygurl80: Love G
Cowgirlbiatch: G rocks!
Valleygurl80: u were so right, V was never going to go to college
Cowgirlbiatch: I told u
Valleygurl80: she’s too busy being… I don’t know what else to say about that because I’m all out of words
Cowgirlbiatch: we’ve already predicted that her character was inconsistent
Valleygurl80: yeah. Nothing else to say. We’ve said it all
Cowgirlbiatch: im ready for the summer to begin
Valleygurl80: me too
Cowgirlbiatch: fanfiction!!!
Valleygurl80: FANFICTION!!!!
Cowgirlbiatch: SO excited!
Valleygurl80: someone needs to hurry up and start writing, dammit!
Cowgirlbiatch: I know!
Valleygurl80: a one-shot or something I’m dying here!
Cowgirlbiatch: we may have to wait a few days for a good one
Valleygurl80: this sucks
Cowgirlbiatch: I know
Valleygurl80: I think we should go back and watch the videos again
Cowgirlbiatch: I agree
Valleygurl80: then we wank
Cowgirlbiatch: LOVE THE WANKINGS!
Valleygurl80: Wanking business is slow these days
Cowgirlbiatch: like revenge
Valleygurl80: it is! We’re totally channeling Inigo. Now that the wanking business is over. What do we do?
Cowgirlbiatch: become pirates?
Valleygurl80: PIRATES!!!!
Cowgirlbiatch: Pirates FTW
Valleygurl80: God, I’m going to miss the wankings
Cowgirlbiatch: me too, I love it when people are stupid
Valleygurl80: me more
Cowgirlbiatch: how about one last wank
Valleygurl80: for pity’s sake?
Cowgirlbiatch: for pity’s sake!
Valleygurl80: ok, let me grab one, sent in from a lovely viewer
Cowgirlbiatch: *kiss lovely viewer*
Valleygurl80: Ok. She sends: are you guys crazy or something? the perfect couple is nate and blair. chuck is ugly ya know. but i'm sad when i know that blair and nate cannot be together. nate perfect with blair, and blair look soooo perfect with nate beside her, the writer is stupid.
Cowgirlbiatch: Ok, I changed my mind. I’m GLAD the wankings are over because if I have to listen to stupid people post stupid shit like the cracked-up shit above I would start loosing IQ points. Like hard and fast
Valleygurl80: hard and fast
Cowgirlbiatch: HARD and FAST
Valleygurl80: I swear, people have no sense esp this little fucker
Cowgirlbiatch: sadness all around because I really think she’s 14
Valleygurl80: and her parents let this senseless child watch gossip girl
Cowgirlbiatch: I’m never having kids
Valleygurl80: hah!
Cowgirlbiatch: never
Valleygurl80: I love it that she thinks WE are the crazy ones
Cowgirlbiatch: yes, that’s my favorite part too
Valleygurl80: Like “CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT NAIR IS PERFECT. THEY’RE PERFECT! THEY DON’T KNOW EACH OTHER AND DON’T ACCEPT ONE ANOTHER BUT THEY’RE PERFECT!!! PERFECT, LIKE OMFG, THEY’RE SO PRETTY SO THEY CAN STAND NEXT TO EACH OTHER AND PERFECT!!!!! 4EVA!!!”
Cowgirlbiatch: That just gave me a headache
Valleygurl80: fuck, it gave me a headache too
Cowgirlbiatch: yeah. Glad the crazies have been round up once more
Valleygurl80: someone throw away the fucking key!
Cowgirlbiatch: how about some hate mail?
Valleygurl80: oh I have LOADS!
Cowgirlbiatch: how many? lol
Valleygurl80: like 15 or something this time
Cowgirlbiatch: :D
Valleygurl80: :D
Cowgirlbiatch: any good ones?
Valleygurl80: I love this one!
Cowgirlbiatch: show!
Valleygurl80: this is more ‘confusing-mail’ more than ‘hate-mail’ - “I go to your site everyday but stop the Jessica hate but I love you guys, rock on!”
Cowgirlbiatch: I’m so fucking natefused
Valleygurl80: oh, so is she
Cowgirlbiatch: I feel like she wants to start a Nair-like relationship with us
Valleygurl80: yes!
Cowgirlbiatch: like, ‘I like PARTS of you. Not all. Hide the bitchy side. CHANGE that.’
Valleygurl80: OMFG! Total Nair-shipping us!
Cowgirlbiatch: STOP NAIR SHIPPING US, PERSON!
Valleygurl80: UGH. I got momentarily sick
Cowgirlbiatch: me too
Valleygurl80: diet coke
Cowgirlbiatch: diet coke
Valleygurl80: watch finale video
Cowgirlbiatch: watching…
Valleygurl80: you know what I just LOVE about all of this?
Cowgirlbiatch: the ship swimmers?
Valleygurl80: yes! The ones that jumped and are now swimming back to the boat asking for a line
Cowgirlbiatch: fuck the line!
Valleygurl80: fuck it! Let them drown, fuckers
Cowgirlbiatch: you’re such a sadist
Valleygurl80: at times
Cowgirlbiatch: I wonder what the Great Attention Whore is doing lately?
Valleygurl80: I don’t know.. maybe trying to get attention?
Cowgirlbiatch: yeah. That would be in character
Valleygurl80: can we talk for a moment how the writers totally read our blog???
Cowgirlbiatch: THEY DO!!!
Valleygurl80: they called the Hobo ‘dreads of dumbo’ (of was it gumbo?? Who the fuck cares?)!’
Cowgirlbiatch: LADY DREADLOCKS!!!!
Valleygurl80: they love us
Cowgirlbiatch: I want her off the show so bad
Valleygurl80: apparently she’s standing right there
Cowgirlbiatch: ugh, dreads
Valleygurl80: but let’s keep the episode comments until tonight
Cowgirlbiatch: yes! For the cohesive ranting and praising
Valleygurl80: im so excited!
Cowgirlbiatch: now we have to wait FOREVER for new episodes
Valleygurl80: fuck I’m depressed

too tired for title

Cowgirlbiatch: You cannot leave me. Like ever.
Valleygurl80: You need to calm down. I just got off a 3 hour plane flight.
Cowgirlbiatch: Focus. I need you.
Valleygurl80: read the recap
Cowgirlbiatch: me too
Valleygurl80: I have to go back and read what you wrote this weekend
Cowgirlbiatch: read later. Talk first
Valleygurl80: ugh. Family sucks, this is why I live away from them
Cowgirlbiatch: not focusing
Valleygurl80: fine. I think it’s like ok
Cowgirlbiatch: me too. Like blah kinda ok
Valleygurl80: aside from Blair running around like 1.0 Blair
Cowgirlbiatch: god, I can’t stand the butchering of her character
Valleygurl80: I just love that Nate ends up confused
Cowgirlbiatch: again
Valleygurl80: again
Cowgirlbiatch: that boy is a mess
Valleygurl80: total
Cowgirlbiatch: my poor Chuck. God, I’d fuck Ed right now
Valleygurl80: you’d fuck him anywhere
Cowgirlbiatch: ANYWHERE
Valleygurl80: me too. I’m not going to lie. I’d fuck chace too.
Cowgirlbiatch: I don’t know if I can do a guy that was confused as to why I’m bouncing on top of him
Valleygurl80: slap him once. It’ll do him good. I don’t know why he hasn’t gotten slapped.
Cowgirlbiatch: yeah. This is natefusing to me too
Valleygurl80: I mean, he’s been with EVERYONE
Cowgirlbiatch: and no slap
Valleygurl80: so anti-climatic
Cowgirlbiatch: I know
Valleygurl80: I’d slap him
Cowgirlbiatch: maybe that’s what he needs. A good slap to snap him out of it
Valleygurl80: I just hope hobobag isn’t the one to do it
Cowgirlbiatch: my poor chuck. Just saw the video. God, I’m depressed
Valleygurl80: this is sad. Nate is an idiot
Cowgirlbiatch: I can’t believe he even decided to go to chuck knowing all that has happened between Chair
Valleygurl80: he’s a douche
Cowgirlbiatch: I want the promo for next week
Valleygurl80: dude…. There’s people that actually think this episode was good for Nair
Cowgirlbiatch: are we surprised?
Valleygurl80: no but still… one likes to not give up on humanity
Cowgirlbiatch: humans are stupid
Valleygurl80: they come with batteries
Cowgirlbiatch: LMAO
Valleygurl80: like Blair
Cowgirlbiatch: so are u watching
Valleygurl80: ehhh
Cowgirlbiatch: yeah. Ehhh. I think I’ll watch like after it airs and I can fast forward
Valleygurl80: what do we think of jenny?
Cowgirlbiatch: I actually like jenny. Taylor can act and they have cinched the ‘Chuck is a rapist’ storyline. It’s finally been addressed.
Valleygurl80: yes. I agree. You know I would’ve liked NJ had they not fucked it up to begin with
Cowgirlbiatch: I could see that. I still prefer NS
Valleygurl80: I still prefer Nate as gay
Cowgirlbiatch: I think we will AT LEAST see him experiment
Valleygurl80: can you imagine a Serena/Nate/Dan/Eric quadrangle?
Cowgirlbiatch: where’s Vanessa in all this?
Valleygurl80: she’s been killed already, remember the plan
Cowgirlbiatch: oh yeah!
Valleygurl80: I sense the show getting better already, do you feel that?
Cowgirlbiatch: ehhh. We got an AWESOME hate mail while u were gone
Valleygurl80: OMFG, TELL!!
Cowgirlbiatch: Ready? Ok. “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID BITCHES!! PEOPLE THAT READ UR BLOG IS STUPID LIKE YOU AND YOU WILL DIE ALONE IN A SMALL BED!!! FUCK YOU!”
Valleygurl80: At least we don’t get run over by a truck or something
Cowgirlbiatch: yeah, she like wished us a peaceful death
Valleygurl80: I kinda like her.
Cowgirlbiatch: me too, makes u want to cuddle her
Valleygurl80: I’m tired, girl
Cowgirlbiatch: ok. Fine. Just don’t leave me alone. Like ever.
Valleygurl80: fine.
Cowgirlbiatch: ok.
Valleygurl80: u posting the hoboslut post?
Cowgirlbiatch: yeah.
Valleygurl80: and this one?
Cowgirlbiatch: fine. I will
Valleygurl80: love ya, bitch
Cowgirlbiatch: :P

some people give me such a CRICK in the neck!

When I say, and I keep saying, that you can't make this shit up. I dont kid. You CANT make this shit up. You just CANT. I have been laughing NON STOP for over an hour. I go back, read this and start laughing once more.

I mean, c'mon! At least give me a challenge! Something for me to be scared of! Something to believe in! But noooo, I get this.

So I heard about the whiny fans and their stupid VANESSA petition, whom many others and myself happen to LOVE.

well bitches, two can play at this game. A friend of mine is running a Blair petition and not only are we having real people join, we'll boost it up with hundreds of alts so lets see how that works out BITCHES

Getting rid of character when she has a big part, how dare you. Don't come crying to me when shit happens to Blair. Ha

Boom Boom POW.

Do you see what I'm saying? Do you see? How can I NOT laugh? I mean... man! That's Kool-Aid to the tenth power!

twatter me this, twatter me that

GUYS!! I'M SO EXCITED!! We got HATE MAIL!! *yay*

Ready for it? heh

Oh STFU, everything Chuck said sounded like it came from the mouths of you chubby lifeless little CB shipping twatter fanatics. *pukes* And I just KNOW you idiots will hold onto those lines like a lifeline and "proof" of CB 4eva and NB 4neva cuz they have no chem and are like a bean stalk and a twig.
*rolls eyes*
Plus the eppy can't PUSH NB having no chem when they are right in front of me HAVING chem! ROTFL. Fuck off and die. *shits on CB*

I would LOVE to write all I want to say to this sad little individual who likes to contemplate the thickness of my twatter but I rather use this as an EXAMPLE of what the Kool-Aid does to honest, hardwanking people. I mean, this individual is now out in society. Around children most likely. Does this not concern anyone? I get worried sometimes.

And for you, little person, high on the motherfucking KOOL-AID - Put the cuckoo back in the clock, baby. For the good of humanity.