that's the stuff's that SHIT is made of

In an era when watching Gossip Girl feels like eating runny-menstrual shit on melba toast I bring you the following WANKERY. From a website that shall now be called POPSHIT. It's much more fitting, dont you think?

We are a little sad to see Blair rush back into the arms of her ex, Nate, but the new couple of Vanessa and Chuck is sneaky, shady, and we absolutely love it!

So first of all I am officially declaring the Gossip Girl fandom a DISASTER ZONE. Evacuation started last night and those left behind I am imposing MARTIAL LAW. This is how it's going to go down, BITCHES. If you so much as FIND some website on the fucking 'aid' like the one above, you are being instructed to EMAIL IT TO US so we can WANK THE LIVING FUCKING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF IT. The era of where you post in your boards or rant in your MSN is OVER. No more NICE CHAIR-SHIPPERS. It's WAR. It's ON, bitches. Yeah, I'm talking to you! Yes, you - reading this and just FUMING and thinking there's NOTHING you can do about how the world is falling apart.

We have more numbers, we have sharper tongues and we're as ANGRY AS MOTHERFUCKING HELL. And WE are NOT GOING TO TAKE IT. If you didn't email CW last night, then do IT NOW! If you already did - DO IT AGAIN.

I refuse to be blind-sided by the ridiculous statements thought of by this website that is CHUGGING the Kool-Aid at an alarming rate and THEN having the Texas-sized BALLS to post it online.

Oh, my people... it's going to be a busy night, a busy week and an even busier MOTHERFUCKING HIATUS.

Where do you send your tips to? theggkoolaid@gmail.com that's where! I swear I will never post your name, bring me the fandoms stuff - even a person you once thought to be your friend that you're SO over and their FUCKING multi-shipping but you dont want to be rude? LEAVE THE RUDENESS TO US. We'll GLADLY tell it like it is.

Oh and the BEAUTY of the website above? We can leave comments! (if I had a naughty smiley this is where I'd use it)

We'll be back with more FANDOM WANKERY! Your FAVE!

NOTE: WE SUSPECT THAT LADY DREADLOCKS IS SOMEHOW BEHIND THE SUDDEN 'AWESOMENESS' OF HOBO. USE CAUTION WHEN WATCHING HER SCENES AND KEEP YOUR CRUCIFIXES HANDY.

i want YOU to get MOTHERFUCKING MAD!

Just read the Canadian recap though I promised myself I wasn't going to. But I needed to know, you know? I needed to make sure because that's what we human beings are. Creatures that ALWAYS hold up a little bit of hope. We have hope and STILL when the world seems to be crashing around us we hold on to hope. But maybe... maybe... maybe...

Well you know what? I'm SICK OF THE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT! I'M TIRED of shitty writing, fucking up characters that have developed so very well until now, fucking sick of the manipulation handled by b-grade writers who wack off as they write.

Not. going. to. take. it.

Are you pissed? You BETTER be! Are you just tired? You BETTER be! Do you just want to scream, throw a tantrum and live up to the holy name of motherfucking DRAMA QUEENS that we've been called? Then FUCKING do it! Curse, throw something, scream, walk away, have a whiskey - just GET MAD! GET FUCKING MAD!

This is our show. Our people. Our characters! Our fucking Monday nights that keep them on the motherfucking air! You think you dont have a voice? You think they dont have to listen to you? Well let me clue you in. They need US more than we need THEM! There is a certain power that comes from numbers. Mass numbers of VERY PISSED OFF PEOPLE does something. Causes revolutions. Inspires screenwriters. Scares networks.

This is what I'm going to suggest. It's not even about watching - because you know 1.9 million idiots will tune in and watch. A few years ago something happened in a fandom that was quite inspirational. Fans of a cancelled show wanted it back SO much that they gathered together in mass numbers and they got their film. That film was called Serenity.

Now. There is a link where you can leave comments about the show. Knowing what we know now - the night before isn't going to change much but people - and that means YOU - need to know the power of an idea. The power of words. I know you're tired, I know you're upset, I know you're so angry you could cry. So tell them. Tell them you're pissed. Tell them you're one of the 1.9 million people that tunes in and YOU'RE MAD AS HELL AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT! DO it! Dont think about it. Just do it!

Let them know. You may be 16 and sitting at home, upset thinking the world doesn't listen to you. You may be in college and baffled as to the meaning of this. You may be a lot of things and we may all come from different backgrounds and places. But there's one thing we have in common. And that's that we're MAD. FUCKING MAD. PISSED AS MOTHERFUCKING HELL.

So let them know:
THE CW COMMENTS - MAKE SURE YOU CHOOSE GOSSIP GIRL FROM THE DROP BOX

And the truth is that we may not be able to do anything about the season that has already been filmed. BUT Season 3 is coming. And if they dont realize that WE have the power to both elevate AND crush them then they will never know. It's YOUR responsibility to DO SOMETHING.

You love this show? You LOVE these characters? You love your couples? Then DO SOMETHING about it.

Get. Mad.

It's no longer FUN & GAMES, kids. Now we're for real. Take some fucking KOOL-AID and motherfucking do it!