that's the stuff's that SHIT is made of

In an era when watching Gossip Girl feels like eating runny-menstrual shit on melba toast I bring you the following WANKERY. From a website that shall now be called POPSHIT. It's much more fitting, dont you think?

We are a little sad to see Blair rush back into the arms of her ex, Nate, but the new couple of Vanessa and Chuck is sneaky, shady, and we absolutely love it!

So first of all I am officially declaring the Gossip Girl fandom a DISASTER ZONE. Evacuation started last night and those left behind I am imposing MARTIAL LAW. This is how it's going to go down, BITCHES. If you so much as FIND some website on the fucking 'aid' like the one above, you are being instructed to EMAIL IT TO US so we can WANK THE LIVING FUCKING DAYLIGHTS OUT OF IT. The era of where you post in your boards or rant in your MSN is OVER. No more NICE CHAIR-SHIPPERS. It's WAR. It's ON, bitches. Yeah, I'm talking to you! Yes, you - reading this and just FUMING and thinking there's NOTHING you can do about how the world is falling apart.

We have more numbers, we have sharper tongues and we're as ANGRY AS MOTHERFUCKING HELL. And WE are NOT GOING TO TAKE IT. If you didn't email CW last night, then do IT NOW! If you already did - DO IT AGAIN.

I refuse to be blind-sided by the ridiculous statements thought of by this website that is CHUGGING the Kool-Aid at an alarming rate and THEN having the Texas-sized BALLS to post it online.

Oh, my people... it's going to be a busy night, a busy week and an even busier MOTHERFUCKING HIATUS.

Where do you send your tips to? theggkoolaid@gmail.com that's where! I swear I will never post your name, bring me the fandoms stuff - even a person you once thought to be your friend that you're SO over and their FUCKING multi-shipping but you dont want to be rude? LEAVE THE RUDENESS TO US. We'll GLADLY tell it like it is.

Oh and the BEAUTY of the website above? We can leave comments! (if I had a naughty smiley this is where I'd use it)

We'll be back with more FANDOM WANKERY! Your FAVE!

NOTE: WE SUSPECT THAT LADY DREADLOCKS IS SOMEHOW BEHIND THE SUDDEN 'AWESOMENESS' OF HOBO. USE CAUTION WHEN WATCHING HER SCENES AND KEEP YOUR CRUCIFIXES HANDY.