Monday, March 30, 2009

smells a little like DESPERATION to me

Because every once in a while the MEDIA is smart enough to let us give our opinions. Jump the Shark's question is

What do you think Blair, Lily and Rufus' storylines? Interesting, dramatic storytelling or desperate stunts?

of course, the decisive answer is DESPERATE STUNTS

But let's analyze this for a minute. Blair - it's a given. My Queen B was NEVER one to play hopscotch with men like this. Yes, she's used sex before as a weapon, like any good bitch but this SHIT is so out of control that it's got people bitching about her (oh, don't you worry, I'm sharpening my tongue to WANK those motherfuckers too). And Lily and Rufus? I bet you a Belgian waffle that these two will last as long as long as my nail polish takes to dry. That's 60 seconds, in case you're wondering. So, in conclusion it's NOT interesting, it's OVER THE TOP dramatic and it's TOTALLY desperate.

And, time to make fun of the answers :D

I already seen this week episode (go canadians!!) and since last week I gotta say GOSSIP GIRL IS BACK ON TRACK!

ME: Yes, it's on track to the morgue or a one-way ticket to Nepal.

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I live in Canada so I've allready seen the newest episode and I don't think GG is having any problems anymore! The episode was AMAZING and leaving you wanting more. I think the writers need to take a break from Chuck/Blair because they are boring me with the same old thing. Like really, I know a lot of the audience likes them...but its just so repetitive! We need something new...and after this new episode I think things are going in a new direction!

ME: Yes, this episode will leave us ALL wanting more of JS's head on a fucking platter with those little tiny onions that are really sweet when roasted. So she knows the audience wants Chair but she thinks we should break from it. Financially, your statement is misinformed from all angles of the earth's latitudes.


So, who else is writing in? Remember what I said - dont ever think that your voice doesn't count because it DOES. They need US more than we need THEM!

4 comments:

  1. AHAHAHH!!! XD
    they still exist. It kinda effing sucks!
    i sware its the same Nbers posting the same shit!

    EVERYONE HAS POST IN WHAT THE SAY about this fuckery! everyone! like everyone with brains at least.

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  2. the ppl over at popstar.com just made me throw up my lunch:

    "The offscreen couple, Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr, finally get a chance to bring their love onscreen tonight when they share what seems to be a passionate kiss. The name of the game is revenge and nobody knows that better than Chuck Bass, so you would think Blair would know better than to cross him. We are a little sad to see Blair rush back into the arms of her ex, Nate, but the new couple of Vanessa and Chuck is sneaky, shady, and we absolutely love it!"

    now i'm really worried about the crack that's being passed around - reckon we shld let the police in on the cockroach that is clearly behind all this?

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  3. Anyone see the new promo?! I'm like 99.99% sure that the woman in bed with Chuck is BLAIR!!!

    There is HOPE!

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  4. the thing is the media is JUST as flighty as 14 year olds, one day they love you the next they dont care about you. Never trust them - they're idiots.

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