ask YOURSELF one question

Really... the madness continues? You all are SOOOO good to me, you know I love making fun of your everlasting stupidity! It's the perfect way to end the work week and it just makes me jubilant and excited! THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR POSTING STUPID FUCKING SHIT AND GOD BLESS YA!

On to the Kool-Aid!

"pfff this topic is getting more and more ridiculous!! A) I don't understand why not can be a Chair fan a Nair fan or a Vuck fan or any other couple fan too??? Or why not can be a Derena fan a Serenate fan too??? Personally I love Serenate and Vuck , and B) I used to really like Chair too( I just think they should be just a part of the GG, not a longtime couple) but everyone's rooting for them..well almost..most people are...and I'd really like to love them again but C) I just loath their fans! And I'm not hypocrite I just hate that their fans are so rude and obsessed with them, and it's so annoying! I mean you don't care with any other couple but Chair and in every topic you try to humiliate the other couple( especially Nair ) and characters ( Vanessa )....D) it's disgusting and childish! I love Chuck! But yes E) I hate that his fans vehemently deny he's inherently a bad person (not to mention and scheming, which is why I think him and Blair don't work (or just for about 2 minutes and then they'll get boring or annoying) , since they're so similar, even though Blair's got a good heart and is my favourite) but I think he works well as a villain and a womanizer. Anything else just sucks. And I really hate when Chuck trys to be good or be a Romeo or sg like that, because it's not him at all and it makes him miserable and unsexy."

ME: Ok, so let me take this one in parts because we can break it down as such since there's such a ranting argument going on here and I can't wait to get my fingers in it :D

A) Because we here at the Kool-Aid LOATHE multi-shippers. That's all. We see it as a very Nate-like trait were you're just like 'whatever works, I dont care' and us being the passionate individuals that we are dont approve.

B) Please dont tell me you enjoyed Chair and expect me to believe it. How long did you like them for? Three episodes? I'm thinking no more than five - I think you just need something to believe in; no couple has captivated you beyond words hence why you're bouncing around here like a Cat in a Hat.

C) It almost seems like what made her 'loose' her love for Chair was the fans which makes no sense because you should love the couple for what they are, what they've been through and what they will become rather than the fans. I mean, are you shipping fans here or a show? We can almost call it a type of reverse peer-pressure or some sort of rage against the machine.

D) And disliking a couple because of the fans is not childish and immature?

E) I dont know which Chuck-fans you've been talking to but we have never denied that Chuck is bad. We LOVE him naughty; Blair LOVES him naughty. Why else would she had added her line in her love confession about 'darkest thoughts'? Now, Chuck is changing, I know it may be hard for you to comprehend but this is called Character Development. This is when characters CHANGE from their original selves and GROW UP. Hence dropping things like his womanizing ways once he's with Blair and why he is having such inner turmoil with everything because he's attempting to resist the change. I know, it's hard. Very few characters in GG have actually done it so I can see how you'll be confused. Here, have a drink.

BONUS: OH. And we've earned EVERY RIGHT to bash the character of Vanessa because we have put together a cohesive argument as to why she's useless and annoying. So I will bash all I like. As far as bashing Nair? Baby, the show bashes Nair itself or have you not watched the last episode? It's a running joke.

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Actually I love love love BN. look at them, they are gorgeous together, better millions times of Chuck and Blair, even their photos.this is my belif. you know I feel the writers are trying to please soome fans calling for CB to be together so they should make BN miserable and to break up and keep breaking up again and again, instead of teaching us how to fix our mistakes. Is this life ?? I don't blame Leighton when she said I fear for young ladies and asked them not to do like what they do in the show...haha Besides, when I've read that writers want to see fans' reactions, I realize that they are not writing what they believe or having aims to show but what the major fans ask!!! again I'm not sure but that's what I've read many times and laughted at !!!

ME: So from what I can gather the reason NB should stay together is because they're 'gorgeous' together and therefore they should be fixed. Right? Hence I can laugh at her, right? I mean, it's ok, right? Please, people. Have you no concept of storyline creations, character consistency, relationship development? I'm SO tired of going over and over this.

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I don't want to turn you and congratulate him for ruining her relationship with N" if she doesn't care about N why should she be upset.....and more things ... that I can say N loves B.. and don't forget this season at least he is trying to fight to make C away from his and I don't blame him since C may do sth like before... so even if he trusted B, he couldn't trust C, because these was an incident before...and also do you think that a person can kiss someone who doesn't love ??? (LMAO!!!!!!!! Little girl, please!) even his relationship with other girls is not like with B (but he kissed them so he must love them). I don't see that B loves C, but C loves B : even when she said " I love you " she said it because he is in a bad situation and about to leave without anybody there for him, so there wasn't anybody there except his friends..and coz he kept asking her to say that before so if she can say it he may change his mind instead of leaving, and I can do that out of friendship . If you count how many kissing scenes for B, from s1 and s2, you'll find that B kissed N more than C.

ME: ... I'm just bolding parts because this is just too ridiculous to counter it. I have some dignity, you know. Oh man, that was def. the laugh of the day, she takes the daily Kool-Aid award!

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Blair looks happy with Nate..but happier when she's with Chuck....Nate is so nice to her & really love her..but chuck is kinda mean with a deep love (??) ....I think she looks happy with both...but more sparks & drama with chuck!!

ME: Has she met the viewing age standard for this show? Where are her parents??? What's going on here?

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Okay, This may sound crazy. But I have been thinking that Serena was just a way for Blair to meet Dan. Think about it. Blair would never be caught dead in brooklyn. (Other than to sabotage someone.) She would never pay attention to someone like Dan at school because she would see no designer labels and completely look through him. With Serena dating Dan, Blair had no choice but to acknowledge him. Serena and Dan can't get back together because their whole relationship now is teeming with incest. I know not fully, but it's still pretty messed up. Plus, why would the writers put Lily and Rufus together again after all the shit they have been through just to tear them apart again? Lufus deserves to be together before Derena. Sorry Derena fans. So Derena is dead and gone. Plus, they work better as a brother/sister relationship. Blair still sees Dan because of Serena. He has now been on her radar for a while. It would only be a matter of time. The writers know that these two would never meet on their own, so they need someone that would force them to see eachother. Cue Serena.

ME: WHAT IN THE FUCKING KOOL-AID COLORED HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, WOMAN? Cue stupidity!

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Or if they must make her (Blair) with a guy, I prefer N, because when you watch you feel they are natural, cute and clean, NOT dirty like CB, sorry to say that but this is in my mind along time ago. I'm always shocked when I see people writing SEXY of CB , actually they are NOT.Maybe coz CB fans are blinded by them, who knows. Again ugh I don't like C.

ME: So apparently Chair is dirty. I think she means dirty in a Christina Aguilera type of a way which to us, who have actually had hot dirty sex that felt fucking fantastic and satisfying, can take it as a compliment. Chuck and Blair would too. While Nair go years and years missionary and keep it clean. Hell, they may even get separate twin beds like the Ricardos. And baby? I think as you continue your life A LOT of shit is going to shock you.

Thank you, I'll be here all week!

one way or ANOTHER

Yes. This picture is real. Someone took time out to put it together. You know what this signifies, dont you? WANKING TIME!!!!! OMFG, I love this! I live for this fucking wanking. Because the few that are STILL posting (and not changing their usernames and rooting for Chair) will crack you the fuck up! Are you ready, people?

TIME. TO. WANK. THE FANDOM!!!!!

Let us begin with this thread title; which will go in my top-10 favorite thread titles of all time.

"One day GG will look up on NB and it'll shout SAVE ME. And we'll whisper EFF NO."

ME: Yes. That's how it'll happen. EXACTLY like that! And PLEASE for the love of puppies KEEP THEM COMING! Keep searching through your comic books and keep bringing them!

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I'm a huge Chair fan, but hearing Nate say those things to Chuck- "I want her!" - was almost enough to make me want Nair.

ME: He also wanted coffee. Do I sense Nate/Coffee coming up? Naffee would be HOT. Literally.

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and now the Interns over at Kristen

Romana in Cape Coral, Fla.: What can you tell us about the Gossip Girl finale? Chuck and Blair! What else is there to say? OK, how about that the spawn of Rufus and Lily will be played by an unknown—extrapolate from that what you will about said spawn's future on the show. (Of course, nobody had ever heard of Jessica Szohr before G.G., and now she's a big star with endorsement deals and everything.)

ME:.... yes. We knew all about the first part. EVERYONE knows about CB. Starving children in Africa know about this. Now. Let us address the last part because you know we couldn't stay quiet. Big Star? You mean big GUEST STAR, right? Because... that's what she is because BIG stars would be needed in every episode. And you wouldn't realize they were missing until it's over and you ask yourself - "wow... no HOT pink combat boots or random camera violations... I dont think we saw Vanessa today. Hummm... look at that... whatever... Chair was awesome." We wouldn't know since we fast forward through anything that has her face in it we're avoiding her like the swine flu. Stay off the Kool-Aid little interns, for the love of all that is holy and Edwardian.

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it's too bad Blair wouldn't end up w/ Nate, because after saw episode 21 & this sneak peak. i think Nate trully in love w/Blair. He bought an apartment near NYU & Colombia just because Blair won't take the subway and then he said he want her out loud. he never do that w/ serena, jenny even vanessa. :(

ME: ... one should not do that with ANYONE at the age of 18 most especially someone you haven't talked to in 17 episodes. Most especially someone like that.

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N deserves B way more than C.

ME: ...

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OMG! I am a Chair fan but I am kinda tilting to the Nate-Blair thing! "I want her!" WAAAAAAAAY too sweet!!

ME: OMG! You're an idiot!

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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that was soo hot!!! nate looks amazingly sexy when he's like that!! make him like thet every week and blair will stay with him forever!
GO NAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ME: ... I just... I'm going to just go away now because you scare me. K?

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nate and blair shud b 2gther, blair, wakeup! nate's the ryt 1 4 u always, he knws wat he wants and its blair. nate really luvs blair, chuck cudnt even say ily 2 her, b gave hm al0t of chance but wat hppen? the bass blew her off. s0 blair shud b wid nate. im chuck bass is not applicble n0w.

ME: I hate when they go all algebraic equation on me; maybe I'm too fucking old but can someone translate this Sumerian please?

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I completely agree with you, xx-stupid-person-too-xx. Nate has been the most inconsistent character on GG since day one. That's why I love this clip because it shows such growth.

ME: Yes this makes sense. Considering he's inconsistent and hardly speaks ANYTHING he says, does, or eats can be considered character growth. Including any physical attributes like bangs. Those grow too.

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It's stupid to see the Chair fans trying to convince themselves that people don't like Nair. You guys got so blind with an idealistc beautiful romance that doesn't even actually exist between Chuck and Blair - it gets on the nerves. I'm posting here for the first time and u guys should just accept that Nair is getting stronger and it breaks my heart to know that the season will end with Chair. I just hope Chuck actually man up and don't ruin Blair and Nate's prom.

ME: Yeah. I have nothing left to say to this crappery. Because Nair is as strong as nails under post-traumatic stress cause by acrylic. It's as strong as that.

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if you would read our older posts then you would know that we have already theorized how Serena would react. She wouldn't be upset because she would not have those feelings for Dan anymore because now he is more like a brother to her. However she still knows what a great guy he is and knows how upset Blair is going to be when Chuck leaves her AGAIN, that she will be the one to bring them closer together. Serena will see the potential they have and give them the little push that they need. It's common fact that B and D won't get together on their own because they will be too embarassed with their own feelings.
I am not even going to comment on Chuck because he will move on easily. The only person I feel bad for is Nate in this situation.

ME: So this is pro-Dair, right? Yeah, you're going to have to move A LOT of shit around for this little theory to fall into place. You'll have to remove ENTIRE CHUNKS of personality traits for BOTH Dan and Blair (AND Serena, oh AND Chuck) for this little theory to work. That's a lot of lifting and moving. Here, have a napkin. Wipe your sweat.

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I agree with this thread omg Ed has NO talent whatsoever he has no facial
expression expect pout his lips and flare his huge nostirls THATS IT his only emotions is pout when guilt/sad and flaring when mad/"planning sumthing" and he smiles liek a a creeper... i never seen a genuine smile from tht guy... GOD hes horrible ... everyonne else on the cast has exprience and actully YES chace is actully a good actor at least he trying i mean i thought haunting of molly was good and he was good in covenant too but yea Ed no exprience no talent dont believe me wikipedia the cast thier all in good movies expect ed

ME: I have nothing to say, your honor. The people have spoken. And too fucking much, if you ask me.

For fuck's sake, please keep sending them in, I LOVE these statements because you know one way or another...

a lot of folks deserve to be WANKED

My inner bitch/monster continues to crave more wankings, doesn't it do that to you too? Nod. Ok. So I am STILL going through all the craziness you all have sent us because some of this shit is out of control! I mean... what the fuck are people thinking? Are they thinking at all? It baffles me!

BLAIR AND NATE ARE FOREVER I LOVE!
While watching this scene I was a little scared, that he was going to tell Chuck to have her. BUT HE DIDNT HE WANTS HER! YAY! They are the best couple ever! And i agree totally that this is the same Nate that wanted her back in 1x12, and i loved that Nate! Blair and Nate are so cute! And deserve eachother and he actially loves her! While Chuck makes me so mad and fools around and hurts her NATE IS FIGHTING FOR HER AND REALLYLOVES HER!
BLAIR AND NATE <3!>

ME: Let us begin with the beginning of this statement. 'BLAIR AND NATE ARE FOREVER I LOVE!' I think she means there's a new phone out? While I wasn't looking? The I-Love? Anyone heard of it? Let me know! I dont know what I love more; the Cute-propaganda coming up once more or the fact that she ADMITS to there being multiple Nates. Like THIS time we 'finally' got the 'right' Nate. I dont know what this poor child will do next week once they break up. Like I'm afraid we'll need to take her to therapy or something.

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chuck and jenny man
im not kidding i would love to see jenny soften chuck up a little whiles the make passionate love lol

ME: ... I think what disturbs me more about this statement is the words: passionate love. Like... I dont think she knows what sex really is so we will call it 'passionate love'. And really, if Chuck got any softer there will be no Chuck. Why dont people believe in the cultivating of one's real personality? It's like everyone wants everyone in this show to change. It's bizarre.

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Like Blair said about Chuck, it's not even a real relationship when you can't even hold hands. Team Nair!

ME: But of course. She missed the ENTIRE point. I dont know what these people do outside of posting online but I can tell you I am more afraid than ever to get drive-thru at Mickey-D's.

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the only girl that I can accept Nate with is Blair. Actually I couldn't love him with V, S and J. They are good with him as friends only , but not as a couple. Whereas, C can be really a womanizer. He is good with G, V (better than N), B ( but I prefer that he still be a friend of her rather than a boyfriend.
He is good to be single as well. He can stand by himself. His character is strong, he doesn't need anyone.

ME: I am going to have to quote the finale though it hasn't aired yet. "I'm not Chuck Bass without you." So deal with that for a while. And how have you been even able to ACCEPT Nate at all for all of these episodes while he cunt-jumped from one place to another? I dont understand your logic but whatever, one can't argue with the fucking Kool-Aid.

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NATE........I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. when he said "I WANT HER" ,my heart melted Smile
Bass, back off!!!!

ME: ... you know what? Whatever, think what you like, I can't handle anymore fuckery. You all will just drive me to drinking.

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I don't think GG's future sucess will rely on Chair, in fact I think it has the potential to be it's downfall, anyway, Chair will be a couple next season, a third straight season dominated by Chair, can't wait.
/sarcasm
I just hope that if the series progresses past three seasons, that they won't keep Chair as a couple for that long, not only do I not believe they are good enough to be sustainable for the rest of the series(and I don't) it will be boring to have them together for THAT long, ofcourse, even if they are endgame, I hope there is SOME Dair down the line
as well(yes, shameless ship pimping, but wtf it IS a Dair thread).

ME: OMFG, SEASON 1 WAS DOMINATED BY CHAIR???? Someone DO something! They sent to my fucking house the WRONG FUCKING SEASON! Because MY season 1 was DOMINATED by Darena, I dont know what fucking season you got! Damn. I was totally jipped. (btw, THAT was sarcasm) And yes, the ever 'intriguing' Dair. Because, like I've said before, Blair needs ANOTHER judgmental man in her life. Since Dan is all accepting of everyone's bad qualities they'll be totally perfect. (yes. MORE sarcasm, shamelessly so.)

Peace out, kids. I'm heading out for the night, all these wankings have stirred my inner alcoholic!

stupid people can be SO CUTE!

You all have been so FUCKING patient! You've waited for a while here, thinking there was no more wankings to be had but the truth is there's ALWAYS fucking wankings to be had! We LOVE WANKING THIS MOTHERFUCKING FANDOM!!!

God, I love them! You all ready? Because I may be on fire tonight and these are totally going down, bitches!

I think the pair are really sweet together. Ther act like a couple and do more normal things that teens would do. Blair and Chuck have tension, but together they seem around 30 years older than their actual age with Chuck constantly blowing hot and cold, drinking scotch, acting out strange cruel intention type games whereas Nate and Blair are sweet and romantic. Blair seems so much more innocent with him, discussing Brangelina and remembering their growing up days. I think Blair and Chuck have undeniable chemistry, but Blair and Nate are much sweeter and down to earth.

ME: Because ALL TV shows are based on sweet realistic relationships that make us tune in week after week as we wait on the edge of our motherfucking seats in order to find out what fucking restaurant they are going on their fucking seven-month anniversary! Yeah, it's a fucking page-turner! Now. I've seen you all over the web posting about the Brangelina mess. Really? LEAVE BRANGELINA ALONE. Just no. Find a new angle, baby girl. How about a new couple?

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Oh C'mon ppl!!! Penn & Leighton are HOT!!! I really love the idea of DAN & BLAIR hook up!! and if this thing happen, I'll consider to watching GG again. can't wait...

ME: WOW! A new strain in the Kool-Aid phenomenon. Apparently there's a new Orange Kool-Aid and it makes you think that in this universe or the next Blair and Dan hooking up is an AWESOME idea. Because Blair needs ANOTHER judgmental man in her life. She's fucking begging for it. On that note, she may wait a long ASS time. Like to infinity and beyond.

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(OMG, our friend the NB Powder Ranger who will soon be renamed the NB Attention Seeker!)

I'm Nate/Blair till the end. Unless I decide Blair isn't good enough for Nate at some point. I guess this is possible. Nate is the shit after all. I already mentioned my plans in the unlikely event that things go badly for me. I will go into hiding until things blow over and then I will come back and act like every opinion I have ever had was correct. (Not really that much of a stretch.)

ME: Girly, I'm SO tired of wanking you it's not funny. You need to start giving us some fresh thoughts, because as much as you'd like to you can't be this discombobulated and still be interesting. You just can't. I suggest you drink some (of your Kool-Aid) go back to the creative room, mix somethings up and come back to the table with some fresh new ideas :D

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For those of you who think that Chuck is not Emo why don't you go consult your GG Koolaid Bible, even they agree he has been OOC and duller than he was in Season 1. Chuck's Emo now, get over it. Maybe he won't be forever, but he sure as hell is now. Other characters on the show have been in "love" and they didn't go all freakishly Emo. The writers made him Emo, hopefully they make him snap out of it soon. And by the way Season 1 Chuck would annialate Season 2 Chuck. Anybody could see that... Also, Chuck apolgizing to Jenny was LAME. The reason we like Chuck is because he is an inexcusable asshole. That was why he found a fast following in Season 1. He is just plain better when he is a disgusting, perverted, malicious dick. I don't care if you guys think it was "human" of him. I don't want Chuck Bass to become a pussy and he is well on his way.

ME: OH BABY, you SHOULDN'T have. You just SHOULDN'T have because if you read me AT ALL you know I have a fucking mouth and you know I love to use it (wink). One. Kool-Aid is for you. Yes, YOU. YOU have a Kool-Aid bible. Ok? I am OFF the Kool-Aid. You see the distinction? I'm glad we got that straight. TWO. NO ONE. And I mean NO ONE puts Charles Bass in a fucking corner if this fandom has ANYTHING to do with it. Ok? You just let me know when and where and they'll be a rumble in the Bronx. Three, and listen carefully to this one. You are going to have to UNDERSTAND the meaning of an Anti-Hero. Bear with me, I know it's hard, the REASON Chuck is so popular is because he's an onion-boy. Your boy Nate and Dan are not. Hence Chuck, being HUMAN under layers of assholity will ALWAYS make him the one you're going to root for. We love BOTH the asshole side of him and the 'too in love with Blair to see straight' Chuck. We fucking love it. What we dont love is when he's got a hobo-tramp on him and when he forgets he ever knew Blair. Get it? THAT is inconsistent writing. THAT is what we're pissed about. Get it fucking straight. Fantastic! NEXT!

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Xmenfan246 (2 weeks ago)
Chair is just a jerk and has shown no signs of improvement. He's a manipulator, rapes Blair's friends Serena and Jenny, hooks up with random w omen, all the while claiming to love Blair. WHATEVER. At least Nate has shown signs of maturity this season. Blair and Chuck are just Cruel Intentions caricatures when they're together. Their relationship is not realisitc. Nate and Blair have more genuine moments together, and are a more realistic couple.
Xmenfan246 (1 week ago)
Nate's sins aren't as bad as Chuck.
wantedlilacs (1 week ago)
Chuck's father DIED!
ILuvBrucas4eva (4 hours ago)
his father's death doesn't excuse him for being an ass.

ME: She's obviously NEVER lost someone close to her. Hasn't seen what grief does to good and bad people.

And Nate's maturity is that of knat. Dont believe me? Check it out:

You see? I never kid about people's mental acuity.

oh, and chace crawford is a lesbian, we FUCKING LOVE YOU! Come here and give us a kiss, baby, we promise to keep you off the concentration camps! ;)