PLEASE go back to rehab!

WHY???? WHY??? WHY ARE PEOPLE SO STUPID??? WHY??? Makes me lose all HOPE in humanity. However, since they're busy being stupid I'll be busy posting :D And so it begins:

i was so not gonna watch this ep because of VUCK sleeping together, but seeing the really cute moments of nate and blair, i cant help but feel maybe i could be wrong in thinking chuck is the only one for blair. third, he's grown up (that was the whole purpose of THE GRANDFATHER, for nate to appreciate the wealth, privileges, opportunities, etc (maybe thats why he couldnt give his heart fully to blair becoz he was always preoccupied). lastly, he realized what a hypocrite vanessa was. CHAIR FANS HELLO!!! Nate just told vanessa what we wantd to say to her face from the very beginning. that nate statement just made my day. I AM NOW OFFICIALLY A NAIR FAN!

ME: Oh where to start with this one? I had to truncate it because this BITCH went on. I bet she was hungry after that speech, getting high makes you so. First of all - it's CHUHOBO, bitch. Stop making it sound like it's something you'll find in an episode of Star Trek. It's insulting! Second - I think HANDS down my favorite part is stating that Nate is GROWN UP. Because leaving one girl to jump to another in ONE episode is SO different from anything he's done this season... *dies laughing* Oh my, these are awesome. So she's going to go on thinking that Nate is all grown up and mature. Yes, her life in delusion is good. Three. Learn to spell BECAUSE. Fourthly: (and I can't believe I'M GOING TO FUCKING DEFEND NV - GIVE ME MEDS!!) but this is his GIRLFRIEND. The one he's had for 6 motherfucking MONTHS! The one he's been happy with, flirting with, playing piano with and encouraging her use of combat boots with! I can't say anymore because I'm sure I'll defend NV more but REALLY. REALLY. How about we cut BACK on your Kool-Aid intake to ONE cup a motherfucking day? Ok? Good. Follow the white light, little one. Be official. I'll see you in 4 minutes.

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wat if c&v r the new c&b

ME: This one is just a title of a thread over at the CW. I had to stop because I wasn't sure if she was typing in English or Portuguese (no offense to the Portuguese, you have HOT men) and then I realized that I didn't have to venture IN the thread to realize that ANYTHING this person would ever SPECULATE (and I use this term as loose as I get after three shots) on would be BREATHABLE KOOL-AID. So I didn't venture in. But some people did and I fear for their safety.

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ME: and now for the TEENY-BOPPERS!! I will say no more, stupidity doesn't need to be explained.

HERE COMES THE NB SNOW KISS! OMG! YAY!

"WE MIGHT NOT HAVE HAD THE ELECTRICITY & DRAMA, BUT IT WAS---FUN. NATE IS NICE, AND I MISS MY FRIEND NATE. "

OMG! SO SWEET!
"NATE CALLED AND ASKED WHERE YOU FAVROTIE PLACE WAS, FOR YOUR FIRST KISS!"

'ALL I WANT TO TELL YOU, IF THAT I DO WANT TO BE WITH YOU...." OMG HE LIFTS HIS HAND UP AND RUBS HER FACE, AND THEN SHE GIGGLES AND THEN KISS! AND IT'S PERFECT! AND OMG! ADORABLE! I LOVE IT!

Now. Once more. All together.