IKR...it's like. What the hell are you even talking about. Shut up. Please. She never stops and apparently it can be about anything and nothing at all. She just needs to talk. Pet peeve #65...people who talk merely to hear themselves speak. Lord help us.
Argh, one of those, "I eat like a horse, but I just stay so thin without even trying," girls. Plus, I haven't eaten meat for 10 years, accidentally bit into a real burger (it was supposed to be a boca burger) last year and almost threw up. Decidedly NOT orgasmic.
I wish that she had mono or strep throat at least then we won't hear her voice for a week or more. Oh wait never mind then we'll have to hear how she survive it and how Ed was very supported of her.
Still feeling bad for Ed, she loves to mention the fact that they consider themselves bf and gf. Like we get it. No one needs to reminded of that relationship. She such a poser.
she has to say "boyfriend's" doesnt she, she couldn't just be the "private" person she claims to be and say "a friend's". *rolls eyes* also, i found those photos rather slutty. at least when leighton models in very little clothes she manages to make even that look classy.
The photoshoot was slutty --- a far cry from classy. I only saw thumbnails and it was disgusting. She is disgusting. I couldnt believe she agreed to it in the first place. It only further supports that she would do anything to get printed. Attention whore and relentlessly pimping her boyfriend. Disgusting in every level.
'eat like a man'? are you sure they weren't trying to tell you that you LOOK like a man.. with a bad weave.
on a side note.. exposing the desperate chronicles of jessica szhor may be kinda fun but i can't believe that we have more lady dreadlocks posts as compared to the queen's. 25 vs 23! more queen less hair please?
Totally agree 8:39! I don't think she's capable of looking classy. But I was actually surprised at how full-on slutty these pictures were. It just proves how desperate she is. There's one pic where she has her legs spread open and a glass of champagne in front of her crotch and her fingers shoved in her mouth. Can you imagine Leighton or Blake doing that? They would never. Just proves my theory that she's the whore of the cast.
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seriously? I can't take her, I just can't, she's giving me an ulcer.
ReplyDeleteIKR...it's like. What the hell are you even talking about. Shut up. Please. She never stops and apparently it can be about anything and nothing at all. She just needs to talk. Pet peeve #65...people who talk merely to hear themselves speak. Lord help us.
ReplyDeleteit was orgasmic? I can see her having a Meg Ryan moment as Ed watches on confused. Seriously, she needs to be quiet, it's too much
ReplyDeleteWTF??? I already knew she wasn't an animal friend (just look at the weave) but seriously??
ReplyDeleteShe's THAT STUPID?? Worst PR ever!!!
I can't wait until PETA gets her!! LOL
Argh, one of those, "I eat like a horse, but I just stay so thin without even trying," girls. Plus, I haven't eaten meat for 10 years, accidentally bit into a real burger (it was supposed to be a boca burger) last year and almost threw up. Decidedly NOT orgasmic.
ReplyDeleteI wish that she had mono or strep throat at least then we won't hear her voice for a week or more. Oh wait never mind then we'll have to hear how she survive it and how Ed was very supported of her.
ReplyDeleteStill feeling bad for Ed, she loves to mention the fact that they consider themselves bf and gf. Like we get it. No one needs to reminded of that relationship. She such a poser.
who asks her these questions..like we care about her..or we think they make a cute couple...
ReplyDeletestfu already!!!
she has to say "boyfriend's" doesnt she, she couldn't just be the "private" person she claims to be and say "a friend's". *rolls eyes* also, i found those photos rather slutty. at least when leighton models in very little clothes she manages to make even that look classy.
ReplyDeleteThe photoshoot was slutty --- a far cry from classy. I only saw thumbnails and it was disgusting. She is disgusting. I couldnt believe she agreed to it in the first place. It only further supports that she would do anything to get printed. Attention whore and relentlessly pimping her boyfriend. Disgusting in every level.
ReplyDeleteWTF?! The Jessica S. fame hungry tour continues....
ReplyDelete'eat like a man'? are you sure they weren't trying to tell you that you LOOK like a man.. with a bad weave.
ReplyDeleteon a side note.. exposing the desperate chronicles of jessica szhor may be kinda fun but i can't believe that we have more lady dreadlocks posts as compared to the queen's. 25 vs 23! more queen less hair please?
Totally agree 8:39! I don't think she's capable of looking classy. But I was actually surprised at how full-on slutty these pictures were. It just proves how desperate she is. There's one pic where she has her legs spread open and a glass of champagne in front of her crotch and her fingers shoved in her mouth. Can you imagine Leighton or Blake doing that? They would never. Just proves my theory that she's the whore of the cast.
ReplyDeleteit was orgasmic? so, she was eating burgers before the pictures, right? otherwise she must be doing a interpretation of a hooker in those pics, LOL
ReplyDeleteI know! As an actress, she was playing hooker! LOL
ReplyDelete