Saturday, March 28, 2009

the last TEMPTATION of chair

DEAR MOTHERFUCKERS AT THE CW. YOU WILL NOT MAKE US FALL INTO TEMPTATION!!



So keep your mother fucking KOOL-AID AWAY from us! Heathens! We know what you have under wraps! We know all about your little ploy to FUCK US OVER and shove the 4-minute Nair down our throats! We KNOW ALL ABOUT IT AND WE WONT FUCKING FALL FOR IT.

WE HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE. HATE NAIR and we H.A.T.E CHUHOBO!!

So keep your motherfucking SNEAK PEAKS to yourselves and swallow the low ratings caused by your recycled storyline.

Now. Our FAVORITE time of the day!! It's WANK THE FANDOM TIME!!

What exactly is wrong with Nate spending a lot of time with Blair? He's being a good friend to Blair who's going through a rough time. They ARE NOT dating. It's platonic! It's funny how it's absolutely necessary to trash Nate for being a friend to Blair, just because "Chuck's feelings are hurt".

ME: BECAUSE NATE IS A FUCKING IDIOT WITH A ONE DIMENSIONAL FACIAL EXPRESSION, that's WHY! IT'S ALL ABOUT CHUCK/BLAIR, what are you people on??! Share some!

I'm tired of all the Chuck and Blair drama. Go Nate and Blair!

ME: Go where??? They have nowhere to go! Where are they going? I'm all interested and she gives NO facts!

We're outtie. We've been partying all night and le boyfriend is nekkid on le bed! YIPPPEEE!!

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