What's wrong multi-shippers?? You were made to choose?? OH NOES! POOR YOUS! How the fuck do you sleep at night knowing you had to ultimately choose? But you had no choice, did you? And you NB lovers that posted elsewhere as CV lovers ALSO had to choose, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?? You couldn't abandon NB and all it's MAGICAL glory, could you? You had to show the world that you could've been a contender. You could've had class and been somebody. Real class. Instead of a bum, let's face it, which is what you are. So in the madness that is fandom can we take a moment to let the fact that we are at 70% approval rate sink in?
Also, to analyze the CV fans. There's less than fifty as we speak. So if you take LaJessica, her people, her ten toes and her dog out of the equation you're left with like thirty. Then remove all the EJ'ers from that and you're left with 3 which was my original estimation. Not bad, baby girl!
Also, to analyze the CV fans. There's less than fifty as we speak. So if you take LaJessica, her people, her ten toes and her dog out of the equation you're left with like thirty. Then remove all the EJ'ers from that and you're left with 3 which was my original estimation. Not bad, baby girl!
i love that nate/jenny wins over nate/vanessa and nate/serena. this is kind of a hint. vanessa sucks. a lot.
ReplyDeleteThis is a bit random, but in the comments of that poll someone calls us CB shippers mean.
ReplyDeleteI think it is really funny when people call us CB shippers bitches, because we are bitches. Blair's a bitch, Chuck's an ass, so it makes sense that the people who ship them would be too. And you know what, ITS FUCKING AWESOME!!! I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!! We are the best shippers in existence. We are sarcastic, funny and downright BITCHY to people who do not like CB. So deal with it! At least we are not drug addicts, GET OFF THE KOOL-AID, then we'll talk...
rant over...
CB are kicking ass and taking names!!!!
The most hilarious thing to me about the poll are all the comments which are focused on HOW THE HELL there can be that MANY CV's...that started when there were 4. I had the same response. CV managed to beat out...NV by a bit and 'other-leave response'. Come on 'other-leave response'.
ReplyDeleteGuess all the critics that were encouraged to pimp CV's chemistry couldn't steer people after all, eh?
Interesting that in a season with a second half that has been hellbent on sabotaging her, Blair-based ships came in 1-2, eh?
Oh, Valley Bitch, I love you for your "On The Waterfront" speech! MB is the shiz!!!
ReplyDeleteI fucking love this site!! You say everything I feel and think about CB, the fandom, Lady Dreadlocks, NB, and etc.
yes! Someone that recognizes the bits of cinema love I throw out - thank you!
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