you talking to ME?

You're SUCH a bitch. You KNOW I wanted to do the Pulp Fiction post. Eh. Hater ;) Fine. Fine. I'll call me a Taxi.

And now ladies and gentlemen, I will do what you've been waiting for ALL day. Let's WANK THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS!

As Cowgirl stated before, Korbi opened a can of worms and we're back in the game to WANK the stupidity this fandom has produced. Let us begin!

Sorry guys, but there were sparks flying all over the place when Nate & Blair kissed...it was just Awesome watching them together...I am a CHAIR fan, but am totally LOVING the turn of events with NAIR... Blairs right, it feels right, for the moment. And Nate only has Chemistry with Blair, everyone else pails in comparison...I guess thats why they're together.

ME: NO YOU'RE FUCKING NOT! Let me get this thing straight once in for all. OK? And I'll say it calmly so that you will be able understand it with the most certain clarity. YOU CANNOT, CANNNOT, CANNOT, CANNONT - FUCKING CANNNOT WANT YOUR BLAIR WITH NATE. I can list reasons this relationship is so fucked up and doomed, i can written a fucking dissertation on it. So. At the end of the day I will ask you one question. Just one. What about Chair made them so very special that it made you their fan? The reason I ask this is because after evaluating many of these canned responses to the episode I have come to a few conclusions.

One - human beings as a whole are generally flighty stupid things that lack a center, lack knowledge of what they want and how to obtain what they want. Second - that many of these people posting as 'multi-shippers' are really NB'ers or a group of them that start out their posts like this in order to make it seem like they have a CLEAR view of the happenings. Like YOU SHOULD ALSO GET NB. If you're under the influence of the Kool-Aid you may agree with this, but as my body has still not been snatched and my thoughts are together, organized and certain I can assure you that I am neither moved nor impressed by your testament of 'chemical reaction'.

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I honestly don't see why everyone is sooooo against chuck and vanessa. dont get me wrong i am a devoted chair fan but the little spark between vanessa and chuck is hot to me. vanessa is this chick that is all about her morals and being a good person and not letting anyone manipulate her into being someone she's not, and here comes chuck who is the number one manipulator and they have a bit of a spark.

ME: I have stated this before. I'm getting tired of saying it but apparently some people only learn by repetition of a particular statement. The REASON that people are SOOOOOO against Chuck/Vanessa is because it came from that place we like to call left fucking field. No development. No consistency with the characters, their motivations and the paths previously written out for them. Which makes me think that it was thrown in at the last minute when five additional episodes were ordered. THAT is the reason and if you cannot understand that then you dont understand good story telling which means this entire post has been in vain. Motherfucking sad.

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I believe Nate and Blair have always belonged together. They just needed time apart to "find" himself and make herself less dependent on a guy. Although Chuck and Blair may have been an excitment to all, Chuck was really just a rebound. Come on, after YEARS of dating, would you really think Blair and Nate would just let go like that? I think not. Besides, Blair and Nate's futures are very alike. They have the same family goals and traditions. It's FATE between the two!

ME: HEH. I need to quote CHICAGO here and debunk the entire statement in one lovely swoop.

I loved Alvin Lipschitz
more than I can possibly say.
He was a real artistic guy...
sensitive... a painter.
But he was troubled.
He was always trying
to find himself.
He'd go out every night
looking for himself
and on the way
he found Ruth,
Gladys,
Rosemary and Irving.

Yeah. Nate fucking found himself. He was finding himself also in the books, in case we're comparing the show once more to it. Yeah - he even ended the books trying to find himself. You see, the problem with men who are always trying to find themselves is that they'll never really find you. That's all the advice I can give you. And if that's Fate then I'd like to say at this moment that Blair's pretty fucked, isn't she?

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CV are hot, chuck should forget Blair for good...btw i think blair and nate look cute together so i'm rooting for them! After all they are KING N and QUEEN B! But the most important thing: GIVE US MORE CV INTENSE SCENE!!!!

ME: (you can't see me now but I'm annoyed and my brow is raised) I think my favorite part is that she's rooting for them because they're cute. I'm not going to even address CV because she's another little fucker who likes them because it makes her NB work out. SECOND. OH MY GOD. Nate is the KING of the lost and the unfortunate, of the people lacking facial expressions and acting abilities (sorry, Chace - we think you're OK), of characters used for the purpose of others, of 4 minute relationships (and we mean ALL of them) - that's what he's the King of. And when the Queen snaps out of this and becomes the bitch she LOVES to be that puppet king will run for the fucking hills. ALL HAIL THE PUPPET KING! How's THAT motherfucking Kool-Aid?