Wednesday, April 8, 2009

who's Nathaniel Soze???




I have a special wanking to do because this self-satisfied moralist iditiotic individual TOTALLY deserves it. She posts the following on Spoiler TV.

I used to be a Chair fan. But ever since The Grandfather and Remains of the J, I've been a major Nair fan. Chair is just a jerk and has shown no signs of improvement. He's a manipulator, rapes Blair's friends Serena and Jenny, hooks up with random w omen, all the while claiming to love Blair. WHATEVER. At least Nate has shown signs of maturity this season. Blair and Chuck are just Cruel Intentions caricatures when they're together. Their relationship is not realisitc. Nate and Blair have more genuine moments together, and are a more realistic couple.

I would like to start out by saying that this person is a MOTHERFUCKING LIAR. This person above was NEVER a Chair fan and I will tell you why. Because any self-respecting Chair fan would know that the one thing that Nathaniel HASN'T done is growing up. He's done Serena (kissed her), the MILF, the random girl, Jenny, Vanessa, himself, lusted after Chuck AND Dan but he has NOT grown up. ANOTHER sign that she's a MOTHERFUCKING LIAR is that ANY Chair fan would NEVER call Chuck a rapist. That right there gave her away. So when you see posts like this one above that make you THINK we're loosing fans read between the lines.

You see, the affect of the Kool-Aid is that it's tricky. It makes you THINK you're seeing things but you're not. This little peep squeak would KNOW, if she was a CHAIR fan that NB have had 3 moments ALL season. Chair have had entire episodes. So ANY Chair fans would give a more valid argument for this supposed 'ship jumping'.

FURTHER MORE, if you were a CHAIR fan UNTIL the last 2 episodes you would've LOVED the Cruel Intentions caricature display that was done back in 2.07 and NOT realized just now how 'stupid' it is. PLUS, as a Chair fan you would know that the magic behind CB is that they're NOT realistic but like that famous PR GG line 'it's a heightened reality'.

So, in closing, when ATTEMPTING to pose as a ship jumper keep the mouth shut, the words short and the stupidity at bay.

3 comments:

  1. I realized that this person was never a chair fan the first time i saw her post... lol.

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  2. preach it girl! i wish the writers had half the sense you girls do!

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  3. I don't think its particularly smart of an N/B fan to bring up Chucks maybe rapist tendencies while portraying Nate as some kind of Knight in shining armour. Nate knows, did nothing to help the girls or tell the police and even laughed about it with Chuck the next day. And more importantly Blair knows and not only doesnt care but trusts Chuck anyway - "Guard my drink". And C/B's entire relationship can be distilled to that "Guard my drink" (trust) and "Are you sure?" (respect).

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