Friday, April 10, 2009

<3 your local intellectual ARTISTE



You have to hand it to GG Insider, this is the PERFECT time to post this motherfucking picture and let us caption it.

Here are some of our faves:

"How can I ruin this show this week...?"

Note to self: Ruin Gossip Girl. Mission accomplished.

If I hold this in front of my face, maybe they won't notice I only have two facial expressions,including this bitchface.

Steal Jenny's mail. Check. Steal Blair's identity. Check. Steal Blair's man. Check. Next, Blair's headbands!

Why did that guy yell 'Mary Sue' at me? Can't he tell that I, Vanessa Abrams, intellectual artiste, would never have such a plebeian name?

ummmm,so I have ruined Dan, Nate, and finally Chuck.
Who's next? Eric or Rufus?????

Does hypocrisy go with orange?

"Hm... what couple should I get between now?"

What I am today? A videographer? A home-schooling advocate? A slut? Hmm. I'll just go with annoying. Annoying is my signature, after all.

But I think one person takes the cake:

Ok I happen to love Vanessa's character... everyone stop hating on her!

A minute later...

my bad, didn't see it was a caption contest hahaha

She just cracked me up, I'm still laughing.

Also, someone sent me a link to some motherfucking picspam of some 'CHAIR SHIPPER' who decided to do a Chuhobo picspam. WHAT IN THE FLYING FUCK?? FUCKING MULTI-SHIPPERS MOTHERFUCKING GET ME FUCKING PISSED ON A MOTHERFUCKING FRIDAY MAKE ME WANT TO CUT SHIT AND POSSIBLY STRANGLE SOMEONE.

*breathes*

Do me a fucking favor, will you? It's INSULTING that you claim to love Chair and then turn around and fucking picspam, icon-make or anything else artistic to elevate a 4 minute ship. I rather you fell off the motherfucking boat than to carry empty weight, ok? Because that's what you are. The writers are screwing over relationships left and right and all you can do is motherfucking stand there and be all sympathetic? Do you not see how out of motherfucking character this is? OF COURSE you dont, you're drinking the MOTHERFUCKING KOOL-AID and you're fucking LIKING it. And one more thing. I dont give a SHIT that you're insulted. I dont give a shit what you think of our rants. This is the thing - the people that are seeing your shit are PISSED. But they're not going to tell you so I AM. Because I have NO PROBLEM saying it like it is. It's fucking refreshing in a world that has so many MOTHERFUCKING TWO-FACED people. Yeah. I'm talking about you.

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