because we SHARED marbles in 1st grade!

Oh man! It's times like these that I LOVE that we dont belong to anything in particular. LOVE IT. So yeah, we march to the rhythm of our own motherfucking rules but that's always the best. You know we LOVE - FUCKING LOVE wankings! LOVE THEM! Why? There are a variety of reasons. Mostly because when we post in public forums or communities we're respectful and eloquent. But there comes a time... a time when you just need to CUT SHIT and let it loose. You don't UNDERSTAND how therapeutic it is to be able to tell people JUST what you think of them and their thoughts. So, in the essence that we started a controversy that will have people calling US all types of names ;) let us begin these MOTHERFUCKING WANKINGS!

This one is special. This was taken from an NAIR THREAD ONLY. SRLYS. *look* Seriously. It's a fucking list of why NAIR is perfect. Yes, these people are real.

Reasons Nair is perfect (this is a good one, I promise you)

1. Fireworks (the one they had to find)
2. they are lovely together (yes, beauty is forever)
3. they have history (and let me guess? history repeats itself?)
4. they are more realistic than chair (yes, please compare as a point)
5. they have fantastic chemistry!! (yes, the way I think rotten eggs are fantastic)
6. they are King N and Queen B !!! (yes. this is an EXCELLENT reason. how did i not see it before?)
7. Nate didn't hurt Blair intentionally (no. he ACCIDENTALLY fell inside Serena's cunt)
8. Nate has always been trying to save Blair from getting into trouble (ALWAYS. I think perhaps we should look up the meaning of words before posting them. yes.)
9. and had always been sweet to her (except for that time, you know. the time he spat at her face and told her he wanted nothing more to do with her, or that time he said he didn't have to give her explanations, OR that time he pushed past her, OR - fuck. That's a lot of MOTHERFUCKING ors.)
10. Their love is honest and real, not just a game (yes. it keeps me on the edge of my motherfucking seat)
11. He tells her he loves her. (AND has done so even when he didn't mean it! That's got to count extra, right?)
12. He's been hers since kindergarden (and for sometime wishing he was with someone else)
13. B loves nate arcibald,always have,always will. (yeah, she also said that she would never tell Chuck he loved her. That changed fast)
14. Their family's approve of one another. (arranged marriage, anyone?)
15. They're the hottest people on the upper east side. (hence it makes a PERFECT couple - duh!)
16. Their babies would be way cuter than chair's. (and dumber)
17. He has her heart on his sleeve!! (oh, she put it there again? Since she had it removed to make Chuck jealous?)
18. They have been an actual couple before. (HENCE the perfection, you see)
19. Nate knows B way better than C. (AND accepts her *look*)
20. He doesn't just want her for sex. (actually, he never wanted her for sex until Chuck poked her so that can go both ways)

I'm telling you, you CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP! It's out there. But hey, at least they amuse us, right? Pass them the Kool-Aid, people, they're already addicts.