the ship that rocked the FANDOM

Oh you fucking multi-shippers. GOD, I despise you SO much! Pick a motherfucking side, dammit! Make me want to attack them with ear wax or something equally disgusting because they make me gag.

Since there's nothing like a good fandom WANK to make us all feel better let us begin, shall we?

I liked Blair when she is with Nate.I like her vulnerability.And you girls gotta admit they are very sweet together.Whereas in the case of Chuck,its purely physical. I'm tired cos some of you here find every possible reason in the book just to put Nate down and bash him.Its absurb! Everyone likes different things so please don't say the writers are doing a terrible job,they are brilliant and deserve respect.

ME: Cos you're an idiot I will treat you as one. K? How can you enjoy a person's vulnerability - ESPECIALLY a character who HATES to show her vulnerability? Do you all even UNDERSTAND the character of Blair? I fear they dont. I really feel they think of her as this Mary Sue that is now PERFECT for Nate. It's mind-boggling. I would slam dunk the accusation of Chuck and her relationship being PURELY PHYSICAL but I've already done that. Let me provide you all with a link since I'm pretty sure repetition is the only way for you brain-deads to understand anything in life including continuity and character development. And YES. The writers ARE doing a TERRIBLE job, let me clarify this for you - if they were doing a good job of making a story flow with one another PEOPLE WOULDN'T BE SO FUCKING PISSED AND I WOULD HAVE NOTHING TO WRITE ABOUT, FUCKER. Go drink your Kool-Aid.

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It happened last year so it makes RAPE okay? You Chuck fans really astound me... Nate is a GREAT guy, he made Blair smile in a single moment the way she hasn't smiled the entire season. It was pure, genuine happiness. And don't get me wrong, I don't hate Chuck but I *do* hate the fact that he's put on a pedestal when he has done far, far worse things, including make Blair miserable, running after random women like Elle and the soon to return Georgina - *and* plotting and sleeping with Vanessa. Blair should be with Nate, who makes her happy, not to mention more mellow, and Chuck should be alone, which is how he thrives. Sorry, I didn't mean to trod on your opinion, you are of course entitled to it.

ME: So, if it happened three years ago does it STILL count as Rape? Actually, baby - the term technically is attempted rape. As a person who worked in a law firm for many years I can tell you the case of rape would've crumbled. And this is the part that gets ME about YOU Nate fans that ASTOUNDS me. All he had to do was make Blair smile. ONCE and NOW he's a great motherfucking guy? You all have some serious skewed sense of reality. Like reality is here, in the states and you're floating somewhere near Venus. Now, on the case of Nate NEVER making Blair miserable and running after other women (cough-Serena-cough) let me point you towards another post. Yeah? And what the FUCK is up with you people wanting Blair more 'mellow' and 'calm'?? That's NOT HER! You're trying to make her into a fucking marysue and it's all going to explode in your face. God! And I totally meant to throttle YOUR opinion because I dont believe that your Kool-Aid drinking self is entitled to it.

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Really I am SO OVER CB. He treats her like shit, they chase each other, he treats her like shit again. The End. Nate and Blair are made for each other.

ME: I love that Blair never treats Chuck like shit according to this highly perceptive person. I honestly think that these people dont understand the complexity of the dynamic. So when the writers write their complicated storylines about a complex love story these people are still standing in a corner shouting "NB ARE MADE FOR EACH OTHER". The truth is that THE END of those will come quite quickly.

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Here's a question for the FANS: Once the writers put Chuck and Blair together, then what? Well, for starters...the most boring show on television. I know most of you little girls are too young to remember Moonlighting, but as soon as the show put Cybil Shepard and Bruce Willis together on the show (instead of leaving them as flirtatious antagonists), it was THE END of Moonlighting. What makes you think Gossip Girl will be any different? Howzabout we let the pros do their jobs, and you just watch the show, 'kay?


ME: One. I'm not a little girl. I'm most likely MUCH older than you so I'll discard that sentiment as generalization on your part. Two. I'm excited that I get to answer a question. How to make Chuck/Blair interesting once they're together? I think she's just enticed me to do a post just on that! Using various works of fiction from our prominent writers as examples. If your imagination cannot see what can be done with Chuck/Blair as a couple then you're the one who is insulting the writers. If the writers of this show cannot write an interesting dynamic for a stable couple then they really should go back to daytime TV. 'kay?

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IMO they have more chemistry than C and B..maybe because they are real off screen couple?i don't know...but they were really hot!! goosebumps!

ME: I dont even have to point them out - they give themselves away now, it's getting rather humorous. So the question would be this. Once EJ breaks up what will happen? I need an answer to this question because if the only way people can have chemistry is if they are together off screen then that tells me TONS of things about their acting ability or lack of it. And yes, that's an insult to Lady Dreadlocks who I believe to be as bad as Chace in her inability to do anything other than annoy the motherfucking shit out of me.

I have more. I have TONS more. Now, I know some of you get disheartened at reading these because people's stupidity CAN get be depressing. BUT you have to understand that many of these are the same fans posting ALL over the place in order to pimp their ship. Keep it in mind.

Another thing that one must keep in mind and that is that once this enigmatic mess is over and Chair ends the season together what will happens to all of these people? You know they're going to end Nair, what will happen to all the meant to bes. When Nate goes back to whichever girl they decide to pair him up with. What will happen then? This is why I believe these people to be fools - to THINK that a storyline that is done without preamble, without construction is in ANYWAY anything other than a prop set up for the story that HAS been set up since last year. The rationality of it escapes me, the mind-set of it astounds me and the reasoning of it is still lost, as lost as the fucking continuity of this motherfucking show.

On a happy note. We're opening a can of worms ourselves. If you all have question to ask US please feel free to do so at this time. You can either send in your questions to our email OR you can leave them anonymously in the comments that way we can't track you down and corner you ;)