once upon a time, bunch of people got HIGH

I can't help but compare the Nair relationship with the relationship of Fiona and Charming. I mean, he was perfect. Perfect teeth, hair, smile, charm - blah blah. And she wanted it all, she wanted the perfect life with the perfect prince that she had been dreaming of forever. THEN this nasty creature kinda rescued her. He had no morals, no scruples, was gross, was everything she didn't want. Yet he ended up being the one she chose. She had serious self esteem issues and they lied to one another. Until they realized that she didn't want to live in the fantasy and he didn't want to be alone and an ogre anymore. This is how I see NBC and this is how I believe the writers write them also. Note: I'm still not sure who exactly Vanessa is in this story, actually, I'm not sure who exactly Vanessa is in ANY story so at least there's consistency there.

And now that we understand this dynamic, let's WANK this MOTHERFUCKING FANDOM!!!

I like how Chair fans are slowly dying so you need this thread to reassure yourselves. You are losing soldiers. Haha it's like a Greek Tragicomedy.

ME: She DOES realize that a tragicomedy has a happy ending, right? I mean, esp since it's OUR story she's referring to she just gave us like encouragement.

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oohh good that was the cutest kiss scene i've ever seen on the show, finally a little sweet stuff . I really dont get wut everybodys sayin about blair beeing clingy for the first time ever she's actually sweet and kind and its time for blair to grow the fuck up and stop thinking that she'll get wut she wants by hurting others.

ME: *looks around* WUT? Did you get it? Did we get it?

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yes yes Nair all they way!Nate/Blair is so awesome. I love that they're back to being friends and the chemistry between them is fantastic. Blair deserves so much more than Chuck and Nate can be that for her. I don't mind C/V either, since Vanessa brought out the most human side of Chuck I've ever seen, though this seems a bit desperate and pathetic of them.


ME: Let address this one in two parts. The NB part and the CV part. This is another stupid fucker who forgets all that Nate did. ALL of it. He's like a clean slatted little fluffy angel. Prince motherfucking shinning, in his white horse, shiny teeth and tussled hair. See the picture above. It's explain TONS. Now, since she's at heart an NB'er this CV angle works very well for her, doesn't it? Especially since it was Vanessa who comforted Chuck when his father died, when he's shown to be MOST vulnerable. Oh wait. That was Blair. Fuck! I'm like ALSO watching the selective channel.

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"Oh and I would chose Nate because I don't want to repeatedly be treated like shit. Plus, he genuinely cares about her (at least this time around), he HAS become a better person, and well he is gorgeous! I don't hate Chair but I definitely don't ship them. Blair and Nate do not have the fireworks, but I feel like they have something better than that. Nate was adorable to her in the last episode, he didn't cheat on vanessa (even though I really thought he would) That just shows he has grown up in the last year. They have a friendship now, that lack of one is what really screwed them up last time. It's easy being together, it doesn't hurt. You shouldn't ache all the time because of the person you love. They should make you feel elated and happy, I think Nate and Blair can give that to each other. They did in the last episode. I just personally think they deserve a shot together. I think they could really make each other truly fulfilled and happy. Even if you don't ship them I mean c'mon! You have to admit they look like the perfect picture couple."


ME: We have to take this one in parts because the stupidity of it continues to baffle me. I LOVE that she admits that THIS time he doesn't threat her like crap. THIS time. heh. And well, he's GORGEOUS, what else do you need to ship someone? Is there really anything else? AND because she knows she hasn't convinced us AT ALL with her crappery she throws in that you can AT LEAST ADMIT that they LOOK the perfect couple. I mean. AT LEAST admit that. Because now that they LOOK like the perfect couple they can BE the perfect couple. A moment please as I laugh my fucking ASS OFF.

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"I would choose Nate bec he is way nicer, sweeter, more romantic and better looking than Chuck. Going by the question, which is if I were Blair, I wouldnt want to hurt anymore. Id realize that real love doesnt hurt."

ME: I THINK what she's trying to say in her little language here is that Blair should be with Nate because he's romantic and more better looking than Chuck, which of course is a clear side effect of the juice. I also dont think she has been notified that real love is complicated. She's going to spend her entire life confused.

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sum of these r to long for depth of content. sum part are pointless & writing
is vry blunt. eps probly wudnt b ne better if like this.


ME: This one was sent in - it's a review on a CB fic. The reason I am posting it is because I was wondering if any of you have a English to gibberish dictionary that you can provide for us in order for us to translate it. Thank you for your cooperation!