the pit and the IDIOCITY

I swear this fandom is ON FIRE! You all are finding the very BEST shit out there, sending it in and letting me make love to it! FUCKING LOVE YOU!

Who is ready for yet ANOTHER round of WANKING THE FANDOM??? There's endless of these, I love them! They get crazier by the motherfucking minute. Since we have confirmation that the Kool-Aid is airborne and people have to keep breathing this explains the crazy STUPID motherfuckers out there going all post-happy!

CB? they dont have chemistry at all! ewwwwwww.... after seeing V and C on screen, that is chemistry! Dan and serena, chemistry! CB? ewww


ME: Let us have a moment of silence, in respect for this person's loss of judgment. It's gone, it's been stolen and what has taken over her is some sort of half-idiot, half-chimpanzee mutation that we should all be afraid of.

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Will the fact that Chuck is a rapist and a sadist ever be dealt with or will the show continue to put him on a pedestal and overshadow the two male leads?


ME: We need to talk about this for a minute here because this person HONESTLY believes that Penn and Chace can carry this show. They REALLY believe it. I mean, she's watched the pilot and nothing else. Baby, if we're going to go back and check mark all that this show doesn't address let us contemplate a few things. Will the fact that Blair apparently had sex with Jack ever be dealt with or will the show continue to place Blair as a robo-girlfriend of Nathaniel Archibald? How about this one, eh? Will the fact that Nate is a cunt-jumping idiot ever be dealt with or will the show continue to pretend this is OK and he's a root-worthy guy? FUCK! Man, we have enough motherfucking shit swept under the mofo' rug to write an ENTIRE snore-worthy season. How about this one? Will the fact that you're a unilateral asshole ever be dealt with? The answer is YES - I JUST FUCKING DID.

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CB are officially the most painful, sad-masochistic and irritating pairing on the show. Any chance you'll be focussing on the original good guys we fell in love with - Serena/Dan and Blair/Nate?


ME: Let us think about the GOOD guys here for a moment. Blair, in all of her saintly goodness that has NEVER done anything at all to be shown in a bad light. Not making a girl fail her SATs or sabotaging random things or Nate. HOW can I forget SAINT NATE and his motherfucking SAINT BANGS who has NEVER been anything but a good guy with a confused face and a seriously low arsenal of facial expressions. How can I forget him?? OMG, because that whole sleeping with your best friend, lying about it for a year and then pursuing her was SO last year. It's like it doesn't count. FUCK OFF, will ya? Sip your Kool-Aid.

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I hate the chuck/nate friendship! Chuck is like the worst friend ever, WTF is up with him and Nate's leftovers, its pathetic! First Blair now Vanessa, please tell me this friendship is dead for a while at least and we will be getting more Dan/Nate!

ME: I had to take calming breaths for this one because I got so upset I wanted to reach INTO my computer screen and strangle this nescient fool. Can I just start by saying that CN is one of the most dysfunctional friendships I have ever seen? Let us keep the girl issues on the side. Let us contemplate the things, if ANY, that Chuck has done for Nate. Lets contemplate them over a drink at Victrola. Oh you know what? THERE WAS A POINT IN TIME WE COULDN'T GO TO VICTROLA BECAUSE CHUCK MOTHERFUCKING SOLD IT TO HELP NATE IN HIS FINANCIAL TROUBLES. *breathes* AND are we ignoring the entire Thanksgiving episode? Are we discounting that one also? How about the time Chuck bailed his ASS when Carter tried to con him? FUCK! I can't think straight. It's all just so... ugh. What are you people WATCHING? The selective channel?

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First and foremost, great job restoring the show to its former glory - the king and queen and back and looking beautiful together! Secondly, my question - are you gonna give us another hot Nate/Blair love scene? Those two are easily the most gorgeous pairing on television.

ME: I have a message to ALL MOTHERFUCKING NAIR SHIPPERS OUT THERE AND JOT THIS DOWN BECAUSE I'M ONLY GOING TO SAY IT ONCE. BEAUTY DOESN'T SELL A SHIP. SUBSTANCE SELLS A SHIP. WHICH IS WHY YOUR SHIP WILL FAIL. As gorgeous as Chace is the picture above says all I have to say about this poor boy. PEACE.

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You've struck gold with Chuck/Vanessa! Plus, it paves the way for the devastatingly romantic Nate/Blair - any chance we can keep these pairings? And Dan/Serena of course...

ME: Another prime example of shipping for convenience. This gold she's talking about must be California gold, eh? Now, can we have lesson is definitions? Devastatingly : threatening to devastate. Yes. Let it pave the way for that, thank you! Who knew you really wanted CB under all that Kool-Aid colored crappery?

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Please tell us that Chuck and Blair are DONE. I HATE Chuck Bass and the fact that he gets away with everything while the other character suffer when they are so much more deserving of happiness. Dan/Serena and Nate/Blair FTW!

ME: Now, let us have a lesson in life from Gandalf himself. "Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment." It takes the most foolish of persons to state the deservedness of others. How about we keep THAT FTW?

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OK, that thing that happend between C and V was not JUST sex. It was so much more. It's like a start of something totally fucked up! You remember when Chuck said to Nate "She needed someone and I was there" well, I guess this little it-means-nothing could be it-means-alot. The same happened with Chair, and now Vuck. My GOD MAKE THIS AMAZING END! GG is so much fun. I want more CV scenes.BTW Chuck should take a new haircut and Nate and Blair should be endgame!NB are adorable and beautiful together ^^

ME: Even ANOTHER example of shipping for convenience. Because CB rains on her NB parade she must do a sharp left and praise CV like it was CB in order for NB to be the new CB in the writer's eyes and the danger of CB can be eliminated as fast as NV was from the show. You still with me, playah?

Fuck. I feel like I'm high. Who's got the Doritos?